brat. Ranks Every Islander EVER [5 OUT]

[brat.]

9: Zoe Basia Brown (Series 1)

our jesus shaggah :love: outsold danielle mcmahon!
originally miss church girl was a few places higher but coming back to the list and comparing her to the others, she didn't have as much of an impact as the rest

HOWEVA, zo zo brought the one liners to the show! the spider in the bathroom moment was a scream and then crying in the beach hut petrified about what ha fellow worship girlies would think had me ROFLing xD
mah vaginah feels like is been 'it by ah trayyyn

https://uploadir.com/u/950slibi

[RileyH]

fookin cancel this you dumb bitch

[Tony Montana]

I’ve been rewatching s1 and I appreciate Zoe more as an islander.

[brat.]

fookin cancel this you dumb bitch

bitch she made the top 10 stop complaining

[brat.]

she was originally 6th :fan:

[Tony Montana]

Who are still in?

[brat.]

Who are still in?

https://uploadir.com/u/a69w5de3 https://uploadir.com/u/zyx7u003 https://uploadir.com/u/jt649okc https://uploadir.com/u/mumrrqaa
https://uploadir.com/u/o62bzs98 https://uploadir.com/u/zg9nbt93 https://uploadir.com/u/3n1rcqed https://uploadir.com/u/xt053j5y

[RileyH]

Naomi, Liv, Megan & Cass above Zoe oh I have to laugh!!

[RileyH]

And I like Megan!

[Tony Montana]

https://uploadir.com/u/a69w5de3 https://uploadir.com/u/zyx7u003 https://uploadir.com/u/jt649okc https://uploadir.com/u/mumrrqaa
https://uploadir.com/u/o62bzs98 https://uploadir.com/u/zg9nbt93 https://uploadir.com/u/3n1rcqed https://uploadir.com/u/xt053j5y

Theo being the last male :clap2:

[Tony Montana]

And I like Megan!

I stanned her so much last year but she's nothing special looking back.

[Tony Montana]

Naomi, Theo, Kady, Cassidy and Hayley top 5 or cancel this

Still this.

[JerseyWins]

Don't tell brat but I think my songs ranking is going to finish before this https://uploadir.com/u/jt649okc

[JerseyWins]

https://uploadir.com/u/mumrrqaa
Challenge King

(not really lol, he was like decent at best)

[brat.]

Challenge King

(not really lol, he was like decent at best)

bitch he's about to win on his rookie season, but love island theo >> challenge theo

[RileyH]

We stan both LI Theo & Challenge Theo!

[brat.]

We stan both LI Theo & Challenge Theo!

he's been a bit boring on the challenge, ah had such high expectations for him to come in and cause so much drama after LI but after the first night he did nothing

[JerseyWins]

He was a good buddy of Bear's and had a feeew lowkey kinda funny confessionals but that's about it :hugesmile:

[Tony Montana]

He’s going out with Kaz from last year apparently.

[RileyH]

He was a good buddy of Bear's

not that nonce

[brat.]

if ah hadn't seen Love Island, Theo would be so meh to me based off of WotW

[brat.]

He’s going out with Kaz from last year apparently.

yeah he is

[RileyH]

if ah hadn't seen Love Island, Theo would be so meh to me based off of WotW

coz u have no taste

[brat.]

coz u have no taste

name one funny / entertaining thing he's done since episode 1

[JerseyWins]

name one funny / entertaining thing he's done since episode 1
It's been over 5 minutes. He CAN'T oop

[RileyH]

his relationships with kam / turbo were cute!

[brat.]

It's been over 5 minutes. He CAN'T oop

OOP!

[brat.]

his relationships with kam / turbo were cute!

nawt kam and theo being cute after being horrible to day

[RileyH]

nawt kam and theo being cute after being horrible to day

if it's not part of the show idc!

[brat.]

if it's not part of the show idc!

so you don't care about amanda being taped up by bananas :idc:

[RileyH]

so you don't care about amanda being taped up by bananas :idc:

https://i.imgur.com/xXwSkl9.jpg

[brat.]

https://i.imgur.com/xXwSkl9.jpg

nawt you wanting to be tied and taped up by a sexual assaulter :umm2:

[RileyH]

it wasn't just bananas was it :suspect:

[brat.]

it wasn't just bananas was it :suspect:

feo and kyle were there but he was the one who taped ha mouth and head up

[RileyH]

anyways get naomi out :hugesmile:

[brat.]

8: Theo Campbell (Series 3)
Top Male

whew mr daddy long legs had them all PRESSED!
a king, a scream, for once a male who wasn't either bland, irritating or both, he managed to wind people up without being annoying
I can't remember who it was too, maybe Tyla? but when someone was leaving and the whole villa was in tears and he said 'if you loved them that much you'd go with them' and everyone erupted as if he had just called amber davies a goblin
if he was in longer he'd be a top 5 islander
plus he's slaying on miss challenge now so him caring?

https://uploadir.com/u/m1xwxyme

[brat.]

also ah had no idea he had a thing with georgia cole from SOTF until I found that picture :skull:

[RileyH]

legends only!

[JerseyWins]

so you don't care about amanda being taped up by bananas :idc:
https://i.imgur.com/xXwSkl9.jpg
:skull:

[Tony Montana]

8: Theo Campbell (Series 3)
Top Male

whew mr daddy long legs had them all PRESSED!
a king, a scream, for once a male who wasn't either bland, irritating or both, he managed to wind people up without being annoying
I can't remember who it was too, maybe Tyla? but when someone was leaving and the whole villa was in tears and he said 'if you loved them that much you'd go with them' and everyone erupted as if he had just called amber davies a goblin
if he was in longer he'd be a top 5 islander
plus he's slaying on miss challenge now so him caring?

https://uploadir.com/u/m1xwxyme

King :love::clap1: Yeah it was Tyla he said that to. After Jonny was dumped and getting ready to leave by the door, him and Tyla were kissing when Theo uttered ''I think if Tyla really liked Jonny she should go too'' :joker:

That's argubly the best moment from S3. Theo only said what everyone was thinking.

[brat.]

gawd he's so sexeh :drool:

[Tony Montana]

yeah he is

Major upgrade from Josh.

[RileyH]

hmm i think i prefer josh to theo, especially in looks phwoar :drool:

[brat.]

hmm i think i prefer josh to theo, especially in looks phwoar :drool:

sweetie josh is not better looking that theo i-

[Daniel-X]

Whew Naomi better snatch top five

[brat.]

oop

[brat.]

ah want a new page for the next islander since we're at the bottom of this one now ugh

[montblanc]

mess i’m so confused i thought this was your challenge ranking :skull::skull:

[brat.]

mess i’m so confused i thought this was your challenge ranking :skull::skull:

it clearly says brat. Ranks Every Islander EVER [8 OUT]

[RileyH]

mess i’m so confused i thought this was your challenge ranking :skull::skull:

What's the difference they're both full of bad taste

[brat.]

What's the difference they're both full of bad taste

SHURRUP

[brat.]

7: Megan Barton-Hanson (Series 4)
Highest Series 4 Finalist

our ice queen slag! :love: ah was in AWE of how she had every single guy in the entire villa under her control whew! she didn't pay 25k for nothing!

her sly digs made me giggle and she carried the middle half of the series for me until she settled down with Wes, hopping from boy to boy and snatching men!

didn't have too much of her own character but she didn't really need one? her 2 facial expressions of blank and evil smile was enough of a personality for me

the fact she made the final after being so hated, she did that!

https://uploadir.com/u/g7qstsqh

[brat.]

anywé

[Tony Montana]

Loved her at the time but she’s nothing special looking back.

[brat.]

finishing this awf today before the new series starts

[brat.]

who is still left in whew:

https://uploadir.com/u/a69w5de3 https://uploadir.com/u/zyx7u003 https://uploadir.com/u/jt649okc
https://uploadir.com/u/o62bzs98 https://uploadir.com/u/3n1rcqed https://uploadir.com/u/xt053j5y

[Morgan.]

It’s more ew than whew

[Headie]

Kady and Cassidy OUT!

[LukeB]

18: Jess Hayes (Series 1)
(Highest UK Winner)

the original love island IT gal!
an iconic winning story, truly emotional, reminds me of my GAME 2.0 journey from hated vile slag to public princess! :p
she was a scream in the beach hut, her and hannah's friendship was cute :love:
a bit of a basic gal to stan but deserved the win out of the mess that was the final, thank GAWD her and max where there to take it away from vile jon
and now she's preggers so hello! let's celebrate that!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CKrRQOCXAAAqBza.jpg


Jess robbed </3

[brat.]

mess just realised ah've already culled meghan oop, so there's onleh 6 left!

[SherzyK]

Hayley out!

[Matthew.]

Hayley out!

This, she’s so overrated

[LukeB]

Hayley out!

NO!

She is one of the good ones from Li4 :oh: Without her,Rosie,Georgia,Megan and Laura Li4 would have been more boring than it was.

[Tony Montana]

Hayley out!

This, she’s so overrated

https://media1.tenor.com/images/6dfd271af86bb88537337214112e576c/tenor.gif?itemid=9310600

[Tony Montana]

NO!

She is one of the good ones from Li4 :oh: Without her,Rosie,Georgia,Megan and whoever gave us entertainment Li4 would have been more boring than it was.

:clap2:

[LukeB]

:clap2:

I did enjoy the first few weeks because of them (i edited that comment because i forgot to put Laura) but as soon as Rosie and Hayley went it got boring? and even then Megan got boring when she settled with Wes. Hayley managed to save herself when Eyal and Kendall actually suit and gave us a shock first boot. HER MIND! other people who were in danger failed to win them over and went first.

[Tony Montana]

I did enjoy the first few weeks because of them (i edited that comment because i forgot to put Laura) but as soon as Rosie and Hayley went it got boring? and even then Megan got boring when she settled with Wes. Hayley managed to save herself when Eyal and Kendall actually suit and gave us a shock first boot. HER MIND! other people who were in danger failed to win them over and went first.

For me, it got boring post Casa Amor. Georgia kept it alive for a little, but not enough to save it. Hayley was easily one of the(if not the biggest) stars of S4. The whole nation was talking about her. Shame she left so early.

Most of the girls were brilliant and slayed last year. Can't say the same for the men. And it looks like it will be a repeat this year.

[brat.]

6: Cassidy McGill (Australia)

love ha, hate ha, men wanna date ha!
Ice QUEEN! Providing t’biggest shake oop and bitch move in Love Island history
started of hating ha then she won me over by being a bitch so… congrats to ha on that
she did what Megan tried to do but just a lot better, but ah also hated ha for the first 2 weeks so that’s why she didn’t make the top 5

https://imgur.com/muNNivW.jpg

[RileyH]

FOOK ha stupid cow

[RileyH]

bloody hated her

[Owen19]

Didn’t like Cassidy but at the same time her recoupling with Grant was one of the most iconic moments in LI history

[Tony Montana]

Loved Cassidy.

[brat.]

AND WE HAVE A TOP 5 AFTER 6 MONTHS AWOOOO
https://uploadir.com/u/a69w5de3 https://uploadir.com/u/zyx7u003 https://uploadir.com/u/jt649okc https://uploadir.com/u/o62bzs98 https://uploadir.com/u/xt053j5y

[brat.]

a tad iconique that there is one from each season ah didn't even plan that my mind whew

[brat.]

and without further ado let's begin *ahem*

[brat.]

5: Tayla Damir (Australia)
Highest Winner & Australia

WHAT is there to hate about our sweetheart from across t’globe miss damir
she saw what she wanted and she snatched ha opportunity, it’s called seizing t’moment whew!
t'best winner of all time ah welled up watching the final it truly was a site to see
too bad it was with SCUM grant but at least she’s with big sexeh Dom now living ha A lister life whilst grant is irel
queen of Australia Kylie could never

https://imgur.com/5P21wzh.jpg

[RileyH]

QUEEN

[RileyH]

robbed just like you robbed millie :(