Random BBUK quotes thread

[Greg!]

I often get specific BB quotes stuck in my head (sad I know, drag me!) so I’ve decided to make this thread for me and others to post when a quote pops into their head!

At the moment I can’t stop thinking about:

“Excuse me, erm, thingy, erm, Carole, I think I’m gonna. You don’t stop goin’ on. I’m gonna.”

[Matthew.]

“I will put you in the prison and you will eat the dog food for ten years, BIG TIME!”
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[reece(:]

ANG ON A MINUTE COOLIO- IT'S NOT YOUR. IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION, TO TELL THE REST OF THE FOOKIN' HOUSE WHO READS SOMEFIN. IT'S NOT YOUR DECISION...TO TELL THE REST OF THE FOOKIN' HOUSE WHO READS SOMEFIN - DON'T, TELL ME TO FOOKIN SHUSH, ANYBODY... NO FOOKIN' MAN WILL EVA TELL ME TO SHUSH.
(Well I just ****in did it!)
WELL YA KNOW WHAT, I DON'T HAVE TO LISTEN TO YOU - AT ALL! FOOKIN TELL ME TO SHUSH, NO ****A WILL!

[reece(:]

Don't. Be. So Facetious Nicky!

[thisisdanny]

Wanna come back to mine for some sex and a pizza?

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[reece(:]

She just come in here, marched in - in her gooolden gown - and just ousted me out! And it's not fair I don't get it! You lot have made a damn well good decision I hope you're pleased with yourselves! Can you let me out?! Can you let me out?! I'M TOO ANGRY TO TALK I WANNA SMASH SOMEONE'S HEAD IN!

[Elliot]

Get some bloody class ya weirdo man

[RileyH]

Go to ****ing America, we don't give a fuuuck

[Dogeatdog]

He’s come in here and he’s had 4 or 5 different group of friends and he always proclaims that he would stand in front of them, to save them from the sound of gunfire. That’s how idiotic the child is

[Tony Montana]

I need Pasta. MEMBA I told You

[SherzyK]

You know what, your claim to fame is this. Good for you!

[Tony Montana]

I’m gonna have a field day with this thread

Cheers Greg

[Tony Montana]

Did I not say to you, you ****ing prick, that people in here keep their friends close but their enemies closer

[Tony Montana]

Siavash you fool!

[Dogeatdog]

Stop calling this show Big Brother and start calling it Slick Brother

[Tony Montana]

Just because I don't want his wiener up my bum, I'm an appalling person

[reece(:]

Touch me touch me!
Bitch!
*****!
Takes one to know one! Takes one to know one!
Atleast I get paid!

[Jake.]

You can put your nose over there!

Why don’t you put my nose somewhere, why don’t you put my nose somewhere.. You are such a witch!

[Tony Montana]

People are being stoned to death for being gay

STONED TO DEATH!!!!!!

[Elliot]

So you don’t feel you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself... cuz you’re a greedy bitch!

[Tony Montana]

I’d swap you for scrabble

[Tony Montana]

My first nomination is Nadia, aka Hackjaw jim duggan, aka miss jimmy hill jaw, aka sink the ****ing titanic with my jaw.

[Epic.]

ViCtOr yOu'Re A ****iNg **** bUt i'M dAnCiNg WiTh YoU! :dazzler::mad::bawling::dazzler:

[Tony Montana]

Jokes are not my suite

[Matthew.]

“Finished. End. Just FINISHED.”
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[Epic.]

Actress Actress! Acting Agaaaain! Starts Singing Now Because She's An Actress!

[Daniel.]

Can people say who the quotes are from

[Tony Montana]

Who can guess my quotes?

[Epic.]

Your first one's Alexandra, the second is Craig Coates, the third is Charlie Drummond, the fourth is Ben Duncan, the fifth is Andy, the sixth is Rex, the seventh is Jason Cowan(?), and the eight is Derek Laud

[Tony Montana]

Your first one's Alexandra, the second is Craig Coates, the third is Charlie Drummond, the fourth is Ben Duncan, the fifth is Andy, the sixth is Rex, the seventh is Jason Cowan(?), and the eight is Derek Laud

Nice! The penultimate one is actually Slick Vic

But all the others are correct. Bravo :clap1::clap1:

[Greg!]

Ya doon’t SKWOOR OOP to a FOOKIN GERL either!

[Tony Montana]

Model? Must model for the blind you ugly c u next Tuesday

[Tony Montana]

Good has overcome evil!!!

[Greg!]

Posh spice? She fackin wish! Fackin state, UGLY bitch!

[Greg!]

Posh spice! And she says its a compliment!! She must fink the fackin ugly little fraggle

[Tony Montana]

Oh shut up Gerry, you big asshole

*throws water in his face*

[Tony Montana]

what’s wrong with a little kiss and cuddle with the man I love?

Did you hear that? The man I love?

Babydoll, you’re having full oral sex in here, with a man you wouldn’t touch with a barge pole two weeks ago

[Epic.]

He says 'You're the cleaner.' Did you hear this little ****?' That is what you get with James Jordan! That! Is What! He Does!

[Tony Montana]

You live by the sword, you die by the sword

[Tony Montana]

Bananas loose... can I get 500 of those?

[Matthew.]

14 million people seen him on the Ant an Dec :hugesmile:
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[Tony Montana]

Just dunking my custard cream into this hot juicy tea

[Matthew.]

Mikey’s got a disability. OPEN YOUR EYES.
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[Tony Montana]

No, you shut up, Hemmaroid

[Tony Montana]

lmfao Mario's got some quotes that are a scream

[Matthew.]

lmfao Mario's got some quotes that are a scream

“I’ve got me own fanclub where I come from”
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An underrated legend :worship:

[Tony Montana]

“I’ve got me own fanclub where I come from”

An underrated legend :worship:

Lmfao remember when he was ranting about Belinda

I think he called her a “sick bitch”

[reece(:]

I'm afraid to say it has something to do with us...that it's not you it's me.. that's it - it's it's it's
Hold on did you just say it's not you it's me? Oh my god you just said it's not you it's me - on national TV to me.. oh my god how embarrassing is that
What for me?
For me
Why? Why?
WHY?! What a pity line
Ok SORRY, it's you! It's you! I'll tell you that if that's what you wanna hear

[Tony Montana]

Don’t forget his catchphrase

“Bullshine”

[Tony Montana]

I ordered 3 bananas, what she going on about?

[reece(:]

You're a sick sick bitch!
I was in the bathroom!
I SAW YOU!
I don't know what you talking about, I was in the bathroom ... doing my makeup *winks* darling
God you're so pathetic! What a sad sad excuse for a human being, I don't know what happened to you as a child
My life was fabulous!
No honey, you're trash! You're white trash that sells your pussy and sells your titties!
Actually I don't need to **** somebody to take money from somebody, that's called TALENT!
You're OUT! We can't take this, she is destroying all of our food!
I didn't do anything! I was in the bathroom
I SAW YOU! YOU STINKIN FRENCH SLUT!

[Tony Montana]

You're a sick sick bitch!
I was in the bathroom!
I SAW YOU!
I don't know what you talking about, I was in the bathroom ... doing my makeup *winks* darling
God you're so pathetic! What a sad sad excuse for a human being, I don't know what happened to you as a child
My life was fabulous!
No honey, you're trash! You're white trash that sells your pussy and sells your titties!
Actually I don't need to **** somebody to take money from somebody, that's called TALENT!
You're OUT! We can't take this, she is destroying all of our food!
I didn't do anything! I was in the bathroom
I SAW YOU! YOU STINKIN FRENCH SLUT!

My boyfriend bought me this shirt

I don't wanna hear about your sugadaddy

[Dogeatdog]

You better know yourself if your gonna talk about me little girl!

[Matthew.]

Guess what that dirty little prostitute just said to me!
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[Tony Montana]

Don’t grit your teeth at me like a dog woman

[Tony Montana]

Look at you, with your cheap Primark shoes

[Dogeatdog]

Roberto Roberto ROBERTO!!!!

[Niamh.]

Narindar - Do you think any celebrities are watching and fancy me
Brian - Stevie Wonder?

[Elliot]

Cuz you just lost me forever you’ll never see me for DUST

[Elliot]

You can’t even call her a glamour model because she’s getting paid what? £5?

[Tony Montana]

Narindar - Do you think any celebrities are watching and fancy me
Brian - Stevie Wonder?

:laugh2: What a classic joke/insult

[Tony Montana]

You can’t even call her a glamour model because she’s getting paid what? £5?

Who’s that about? Danielle?

[reece(:]

*falls*
Sam are you OK?
.....
Oh my god that must have really hurt
Pahahahahahahaha
Nikki it's not funny! She hurt herself *chuckle*
Hahahahahaha

[RileyH]

smash me face in? smash me face in? REALLEH??

[Elliot]

Role model to your son tho

[Elliot]

I am somebody’s daughter!! I am somebody’s fooking daughter!! How would you feel!?

[reece(:]

That's my little red bed in the corner, they told me
HMM I don't think they told you that

[reece(:]

Laura, you alright baby?
Yeah
Trace, you alright darling?
Gravy
Lesley, you still awake sexy?
Sorry?
You still awake?
No
Everythin's good in the hood then *chuckles*
What is it sweet heart, what do you want?
Just checkin you're alright babe

[Matthew.]

You pulled the blanket off an old woman! No offence, Les...
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[Tony Montana]

We’re all hear to play a part, play your parts well

[Elliot]

They crucified Jesus

[Jake.]

One more time I hear “oh Kim she’s been a cleaner” like I’m a piece of ****, I’ll have you in that diary room.

[Daniel-X]

BECAUSE SHE’S DONE **** ALL WRONG TO YOu.

[Tony Montana]

I wouldn't suck your lousy dick even if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!

[armand.kay]

"TALL! CARAMEL! *large penis gesture*" is etched into my brain

[Daniel-X]

you Chanelle from Wikkfield, wherever the **** you’re from.
Bet you can’t even spell it cos you can’t even say it out loud
I wouldn’t wanna ****ing spell it mate cos I’ve never ****ing heard of it. Have you ever heard of it? No. Never.
Of course I’ve ****ing heard of it you ****ing idiot I’ve lived there for nineteen years of my life!

[Daniel-X]

Simba... wiv yer friggin’ hair

[Tony Montana]

The motto is....Push the button quicker!!!

[Elliot]

Goodbye irrelevant, American, NEUROTIC!

[Elliot]

What I have decided from your answer is...

YES?

That we need to call the police and remove this man from the house! I’m not gonna waste another minute talking to you.

Yes well get on the phone now

[reece(:]

Why don't you change your colour from black to something else darlin cos it's gettin sad!
Well I guess black's better than NO TROUSERS!

[reece(:]

What I have decided from your answer is...

YES?

That we need to call the police and remove this man from the house! I’m not gonna waste another minute talking to you.

Yes well get on the phone now

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[Tony Montana]

I do it in a joking way!!!!

[Marsh.]

Look at the STATE of you! ****ing PIG!

[Marsh.]

Simba... wiv yer friggin’ hair

Who said this? :joker:

[Greg!]

I ordered 3 bananas, what she going on about?

You can’t even call her a glamour model because she’s getting paid what? £5?

Laura, you alright baby?
Yeah
Trace, you alright darling?
Gravy
Lesley, you still awake sexy?
Sorry?
You still awake?
No
Everythin's good in the hood then *chuckles*
What is it sweet heart, what do you want?
Just checkin you're alright babe

BECAUSE SHE’S DONE **** ALL WRONG TO YOu.

you Chanelle from Wikkfield, wherever the **** you’re from.
Bet you can’t even spell it cos you can’t even say it out loud
I wouldn’t wanna ****ing spell it mate cos I’ve never ****ing heard of it. Have you ever heard of it? No. Never.
Of course I’ve ****ing heard of it you ****ing idiot I’ve lived there for nineteen years of my life!

These make me SCREAM

[Greg!]

Who said this? :joker:

Messy Steph

[Tony Montana]

Look at the STATE of you! ****ing PIG!

Speak for yourself, don't speak for me, I'm not the one with breasts, and I'm not a female neither

[reece(:]

New bitta cock!

[Tony Montana]

Reece, post some Lea quotes

[reece(:]

I don't care what you do, you can stick dynamite up your bum and blow yourself up

[reece(:]

They wouldn't let a 72 year old person in here!

[reece(:]

Reece, post some Lea quotes

Well there's that many fookin people now int ther i don't know what fookin name to guh for, it's like a fookin youth hostel. Yuv put me in a fookin youth hostel full of fookin kids. This new breed are gunna fookin flush us out

Me playing GAME

[Tony Montana]

Have you ever had anything in your mouth?

Only a 10'' knob

[Matthew.]

Davina: Were you having heterosexual thoughts about Makosi and Orlaith?
Derek: Oh certainly not HER. That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat!

[Tony Montana]

Davina: Were you having heterosexual thoughts about Makosi and Orlaith?
Derek: Oh certainly not HER. That’s the quickest way to make an erection go flat!

:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:

[Tony Montana]

Shut up BITCH

WHAT?!!!

[Tony Montana]

Sezer's palace, Sezer's palace, games on

[reece(:]

Is there a camera in the shower? If there is thas bang out of order, cos av been in there naked
Big Brother can confirm there is not a camera in the shower
Realleh
Big Brother does not show any gratuitous nudity
What does Ratuitis mean?

[Tony Montana]

If you wanna communicate with me, communicate with me!!!

[reece(:]

If you do go, how would you like to be remembered in the house?
As a crass crude cow that always goes on about cock and spunk

[Matthew.]

“Oh god, my vulva... oh god! Jesus! Have you ever! My labia was RAW! You have NO idea! 13 stone - Proud of it too! 13 stone - even though I’d like to lose 2 stone! 13 stone, on that, like this! Did you see it!”
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.

[Matthew.]

Pete (talking about Sezer): “WANKERS! Ooh my Tourette’s was in context!”

[reece(:]

Yeah you could have put a bitta fit cock in for me, so what yuh put in, an 18 year old bird and a fookin gay, what fookin use is that for me - I can't even fookin look nuh mind touch. He's not even a fit gay, at least Dickie's summet to look at fookin hell where were yuh fookin brain cells when ye picked him!

[Matthew.]

I will now dive into the pool...

In accordance with health and safety regulations!
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[reece(:]

Beauty and the BEAAAAASTAH!
BEEEEEEEAAAAAASTAH!

[reece(:]

Why do you think Sam will stay?
Because they're intrigued.... intrigued to see the willy

[Tony Montana]

No, you don't wanna admit that you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself because you're a greedy bitch

Bye... bi..bye- you mean nothing to me

[Matthew.]

Ahhhhh am getting all anxious sat in a massive room
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[Epic.]

They're expecting TEN ciders and I've got none. *shrugs* .....Mwahahahaha.... Mwahahahaha

[reece(:]

Fookin lying bastard. **** stirring fookin bastard. Al kill her! Fookin devious bastard. Am fookin seething! Fookin seething mate.

[Headie]

"YOU!? Chanelle?? From WIKKFIELD... wherever the **** you're from!"

[reece(:]

You either give me cigarettes or let me out of here. Honestly I wantout I'm tired I'm exhausted I don't wanna be here anymore, can you just take me out of here please. I'm not gonna go on like this it's good for anyone, it's not good for them it's not good for me.. I'm gonna go crazy I'm gonna go crazy. I can't take this anymore please just take me out of here I'm exhausted I can't take it....
Nadia is it just the lack of cigarettes that's upsetting you?
-YES IT IS JUST THE LACK OF CIGARETTES DON'T ASK ME ANYMORE QUESTIONS JUST GET ME OUT OF HERE PLEASE, I'M GONNA GO INSANE.....
.... Look at me ! Look at me ! You think this is funneh this is NOT funneh. I'm not 16 year old I know what my choices are I know what I want. I wanted to be here I don't want to be here anymore!

[reece(:]

Last week was one of the worst weeks of my fookin life. I'm 36 years old, am not at school. Am not gonna let sum twatty fookin kid cum in ere, tek the piss outta me and cause fookin trouble! Sorry Richard am not avin it, she's fookin 19 so what she's confused. Am 36, am fookin confused

[reece(:]

If they put a hunk in to replace George, we're gonna put our bikinis on and use our powers of seduction to get him on our side

[Headie]

"McDonalds.... Barbie.... Herbal Essences..."

[Elliot]

No, you don't wanna admit that you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself because you're a greedy bitch

Bye... bi..bye- you mean nothing to me

So you don’t feel you took the bottle and hogged it for yourself... cuz you’re a greedy bitch!

Whew Natalie’s impact

[Epic.]

"AH DON'T WANT TO CHILL OUT MAN, I DON'T MIND PEOPLE DOING THEIR THINGS, I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE TAKING THE PISS, THIS IS MY POINT! *points at Makosi* YOU ARE TAKING THE FOOKING PISS! AND I'M NOT A FOOKING KNOBHEAD YOU KNOW, ALRIGHT? SO FOR YOU TO TAKE THE PISS OUTTA ME YOU HAVEN'T GOT A FOOKING CLUE ABOUT MY LIFE AND WHERE I'VE FOOKING BEEN! .....and having said that I love you still."
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[Headie]

"Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Dee and Tweedle TWAT"

[Tony Montana]

Makosi: Eugene, you know when you went to put the black bag in the bin, you did see the mouldy tea bag, didn't you? Anthony saw me fish out mouldy tea bag, there was a camera in my face fishing out mouldy, dirty tea bags. Did you have a problem with me doing that? because you nearly put a dirty black bag in.
Eugene: That's no problem really, it's just they've been like that for the last 6 weeks
Makosi: Yes, and I decide to wash them, you don't have a problem with that do you? Thank you, I don't appreciate you slagging me off behind my back, you got a problem with me, you ****ing tell me. I cleaned a mouldy bin for everyone! Now if you got a problem with me doing that, you tell me, you don't run to Derek and slag me off. I did not speak to you badly, I sadi Eugene do not clean that bin unless you are ready, and you were not ready, I said go and eat your food, and I cleaned it, not for me but for everyone else. I don't drink ****ing tea! Never speak badly about me ever again! You've got a problem with me, you tell me!
Eugene: OK, fair enough, I apologise

[Headie]

"Alright then... ahve put mah tissue in that cup"

[Tony Montana]

Whew Natalie’s impact

I didn't even see that, which page was that on?

[Elliot]

I didn't even see that, which page was that on?
The first one

[Tony Montana]

The first one

Great minds I guess :laugh:

[Tony Montana]

I refuse to diminish my character, I refuse

[Tony Montana]

Love that most of these quotes are from 6, 7 and 8

[Elliot]

Well don’t walk too far that way or you’ll fall off the edge

[Elliot]

Finished! Finished! End!

How dare you?

I dare I’m doing it. I’m doing it. I dare!

[Epic.]

Those BOOBS. I've never seen anything LIKE them! I TOUCHED them! With my HUMAN HANDS! UOORGH! Oh it was a maahvelous experience...
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[Daniel-X]

Do you know how lucky we are? We’re very lucky!

[Tony Montana]

I don't wanna hear from you team Britney, not you, thank you

[Tony Montana]

Does someone in the house not like me?

[Matthew.]

I don't wanna hear from you team Britney, not you, thank you

Who said that, I see that quote a lot but I don’t remember it lmao

[Dogeatdog]

David: I think your a pathetic excuse for a man. I do.
Marcus: Well I think your a *******in fat **** that’s what I think. A pathetic fat whinging **** so what are you gonna say about that? Your gonna say nothing so deal with that.
David: Kiss my *******in ass that’s what I’m gonna say.

[Tony Montana]

Who said that, I see that quote a lot but I don’t remember it lmao

This Queen
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[Tony Montana]

That legendary quote starts at 13:40 Matthew

hBkHDnOJdm4

[Matthew.]

That legendary quote starts at 13:40 Matthew

hBkHDnOJdm4

Thanks :love:

[Greg!]

Nicky, by their nature lights give off heat. These aren’t specifically heat lamps.

......okay. God.

[Elliot]

Nicky, by their nature lights give off heat. These aren’t specifically heat lamps.

......okay. God.

I was going to post this sksjksjs

[Elliot]

Time to grow up! Time to grow up!

[Elliot]

You know, people don’t wanna see someone with a face like a slapped lemon. They wanna see someone smiling happy!

[thisisdanny]

Wait, are you going to talk to me about masturbation? :worry:

[Epic.]

"First, God created man. Then he created my buttocks!"

[Matthew.]

I am not a sandwich
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[CiaraNelly2000]

You don’t wanna hear my voice I don’t wanna hear your voice get out ma face

[CiaraNelly2000]

This is just me
this is just the way that i am
i dont like people who bitch
i cant cowpe wath it!!

[CiaraNelly2000]

Grace entering the BB7 house
“Helloooooow”

[CiaraNelly2000]

Don’t **** with me fellas!

[CiaraNelly2000]

B1tch you want ur shoes baaack??

[CiaraNelly2000]

F0ck off to all those who care
F0CK OFF

[CiaraNelly2000]

My MP3 player doesn’t wooooork
Oh, it’s working

[Elliot]

What would you want to say to Gemma?

Pretty much I will let Gemma know that she is a fat ****

[Tony Montana]

Well let’s see who wins now

Well shut the **** bitch, you didn’t even do anything

[Elliot]

Get that fire exit door, I’m off!

[Epic.]

Have you learned anything about yourself since you came into the house?
Ahmed: Oh a lot a lot... I learned not to take a toilet tissue for granted and anything in life I will appreciate it so a toilet tissue is a toilet tissue, but now you see in a different way and that's a GREAT thing, that's the best thing in life! It's like having... continuous ORGASM 24 hours a day.
...Thank you Ahmed
Ahmed: Thank you very much Big Brother. Okay I enjoyed the conversation although you have a male voice. WHERE ARE THE FEMALES? EH?! I wanna say CIAO to the sexy one. Goodbye Big Brother!

[CiaraNelly2000]

It's dog eat dog in here
Let's see who wins
END OF

[Daniel-X]

If you were a real celebrity you’d be on celebrity big brother but you’re on this big brother so shut up!

[Daniel-X]

She’s a famous model isn’t she?
... professional slag

[reece(:]

I don't know if you think you're some sort of GANGSTER Jayne, cos I don't know what you think you can do apart from talk ****!
Bring it on! Do you know what Natalie go for it girl!
You know what I don't need to hear your mouth - you're a TWO FACED. FAKE ARSE. LIAR!

[reece(:]

STARVING STARVING STARVING! YOU'RE NOT STARVING COS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BLOODY STARVING IS GERRY! You might be hungry but you're NOT STARVING!
I'm not having you become a martyr for the starving children!
NO I'M NOT A BLOODY MARTYR! You know what I'll use one of Tracey's phrases, DEAL WIV IT GERRY, DEAL WIV IT!
Ok I will! I never accused you for my lack of food, why do you take it so personally?
YOU MOANED EVER SINCE IT HAPPENED, AND I SAID TO YOU-
You moan all day and complain!
THEN GO IN THERE AND TELL THEM GET RID OF HER, COS I DON'T CARE!

[brat.]

STARVING STARVING STARVING! YOU'RE NOT STARVING COS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BLOODY STARVING IS GERRY! You might be hungry but you're NOT STARVING!
I'm not having you become a martyr for the starving children!
NO I'M NOT A BLOODY MARTYR! You know what I'll use one of Tracey's phrases, DEAL WIV IT GERRY, DEAL WIV IT!
Ok I will! I never accused you for my lack of food, why do you take it so personally?
YOU MOANED EVER SINCE IT HAPPENED, AND I SAID TO YOU-
You moan all day and complain!
THEN GO IN THERE AND TELL THEM GET RID OF HER, COS I DON'T CARE!

this reminded me of when charley said she was gonna die of dehydration and carole told her she couldn't die of dehydration and she replied well ah'm half african :skull:

[JerseyWins]

STARVING STARVING STARVING! YOU'RE NOT STARVING COS YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT BLOODY STARVING IS GERRY! You might be hungry but you're NOT STARVING!
I'm not having you become a martyr for the starving children!
NO I'M NOT A BLOODY MARTYR! You know what I'll use one of Tracey's phrases, DEAL WIV IT GERRY, DEAL WIV IT!
Ok I will! I never accused you for my lack of food, why do you take it so personally?
YOU MOANED EVER SINCE IT HAPPENED, AND I SAID TO YOU-
You moan all day and complain!
THEN GO IN THERE AND TELL THEM GET RID OF HER, COS I DON'T CARE!
I'm actually STARVING right now as I read these quotes that I have no idea about :worry:

[Tony Montana]

I'm actually STARVING right now as I read these quotes that I have no idea about :worry:

Watch from BB5 onwards to experience all these legendary quotes

[Daniel.]

She's like a man in draaaaaaaaag

[Tony Montana]

She's a silent assassin, Saskia is

[Elliot]

I wouldn’t pick you up with two ****ty sticks shut up

[Tony Montana]

Well I think you're a ****ing fat ****, that's what I think of you!

[Tony Montana]

I might decide to clean up

I might decide to knock the fook outta ya as well

[Tony Montana]

I'm not gonna be lectured on international politics and history by someone that's never read a book

[Daniel.]

How dare you say I want to win because I want to win?

[RileyH]

she's clearly not ****ing emotionally stable :mad: her retaliation is violence :mad: and then what do I do, put meself in ****ing prison? :mad: coz i'm gonna hit her 10 times harder than she can ****ing hit me :mad: i will pick up any object and i will do something :mad: because i'm put in a position where i feel like my life is threatened :mad: she's ****ing 6 times the size of me :mad: ****ing fat **** :mad:

[Epic.]

"With her great big silicone chunky thunder thighs... she can FACK OFF..."

[CiaraNelly2000]

she's clearly not ****ing emotionally stable :mad: her retaliation is violence :mad: and then what do I do, put meself in ****ing prison? :mad: coz i'm gonna hit her 10 times harder than she can ****ing hit me :mad: i will pick up any object and i will do something :mad: because i'm put in a position where i feel like my life is threatened :mad: she's ****ing 6 times the size of me :mad: ****ing fat **** :mad:

Who said that?

[CiaraNelly2000]

“Not only you’re a fake. You’re a liar. BA BOOM!”
~Jade Goody, 2007, RIP

[CiaraNelly2000]

That’s what I don’t like you got attitude- berr (a lot) attitude

[CiaraNelly2000]

You’re one different kinda drama queen
You pretend to cry, you pretend to —/&:9;93@:’xoewsx
Ugh america, I’m going to america- GO TO ****IN AMERICA We don’t give a ****k

[Tony Montana]

Who said that?

Kayleigh during her ejection episode

[Epic.]

Who said that?

One of the worst housemates ever Kayleigh

[RileyH]

One of the worst housemates ever Kayleigh

not one of the worst ever

[Tony Montana]

Personally me

[Epic.]

My first nomination is Sighwash

[Epic.]

Rather than six next to stinky f.uck in the tooth

[Tony Montana]

Coooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeees ssssssssssssss

[Matthew.]

I’m telling you on your face
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/sree.png

[Tony Montana]

Look, you worry about 4 cans, I worry about mathematics

You aint got nothing, thank you, goodnight

[Tony Montana]

If I misbehave, please take my flip-flop and beat me with it

[Epic.]

I looked like Elvis, now I look like fukkin Tramp Elvis!

[reece(:]

Awwww ya gae es the one ah daent ken!

[Daniel-X]

There’s nothing fookin wrong with Jade Goodier

[reece(:]

xYvhgUS64GI

[Jason.]

For a WOMAN of 32 to lie about fluffy dogs!

[Tony Montana]

I think it's time to get the gloves off really, I've just been trying to work everyone out.

I'm gonna treat this game a bit like having sex with a beautiful woman. You obviously have to make the woman enjoy herself a bit you know, make her feel good, warm it up a little, and then when it's all ready, go for full penetration.

[Headie]

"Oh Ziggy cut my hair! You TWO FACED IDIOT!"

[Matthew.]

A. Amazing.
M. Mega.
H. Hero.
E. Easy
D. Delirious

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhmed :love:

[Matthew.]

She looked like a ****ing PUPPET.
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.png

[Epic.]

Bea: Marcus what would you do if I just went and stole your drink from your drawer?
Marcus: I WOULD PISS ON YOUR HEAD WHILST YOU SLEPT.

[Matthew.]

“Cram it up your SCABBY, FAT, ARSE.”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/10/marcus.png

[Tony Montana]

I don't think so, sonny jim

[Headie]

"No it's not... a greedy country!"

[reece(:]

I'm in the top four

https://i.imgur.com/3MuzyO0.gif

[Greg!]

Men? UGH. Gross. I can’t tolerate them at the moment. They make me quite sick. I don’t want them near me. I don’t want any bullshit going on and I’m not prepared to listen to it.

[Greg!]

My name is Natalie and I’m going to whip up an ABSOLUTE STORM.

[Headie]

No you WILL know. You WILL know.

[reece(:]

****ing weird conversation! *scoffs* We're not aliens!

[LemonJam]

She walks into the bedroom like "shabba babba, shabba babba, HAH! HAH! HAH!"... all this, at 3 in the morning :/

[Scoot]

****ing weird conversation! *scoffs* We're not aliens!

There’s one thing I AIN’T, and that’s a ****ING RACIST!

[Elliot]

I’ve got nothing against ya, you’re a nice bird!

I’ve got a lot against you!

Fine! Fine! Bring it on!

.... I’m not your friend, piss off.

[Matthew.]

I would annihilate you outside. ANNIHILATE you.
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/17/jayne.png

[Scoot]

Touch me, touch me, W H O R E

[CiaraNelly2000]

Touch me, touch me, W H O R E

Bhaay b1tch
Bhaaaayyy

[CiaraNelly2000]

Touch me, touch me, W H O R E

Ugh I loved Natalie so much

[Lostie!]

What's your name, Shirley? Katherine? Katherine?

[Tony Montana]

I don’t want you in this ****ing room, so **** off, cos there should be somebody else sitting there and not you

[Dogeatdog]

Shut up and leave me alone!!!!

Errr no?

[Tony Montana]

You’re the one who needed to get fed like a baby, you little bitch

[Dogeatdog]

Brush your teeth, your breath smells bad. Plaque attack.

[reece(:]

Alright **** me off then!

[Tony Montana]

You've got an attitude, bare attitude

[Greg!]

I'm going FLYING tonight!

[montblanc]

No, I don't listen to you, you talk to me. You don't TELL me to listen to you

[Tony Montana]

No, I don't listen to you, you talk to me. You don't TELL me to listen to you

Who said that?

[Greg!]

UGH YOU DON'T KNOO YOURSELF!! *kisses teeth* KNOO YOURSELF! KNOO YOURSELF BEFORE YOU START OPENIN' YOUR MAUF TO MEEE! *kisses teeth* *cackles* Where does she get that lingo?

[Elliot]

Biggest slag around! Fook off, baggy fanny

[Elliot]

I wonder how hard it is to drown

[Tony Montana]

Have I said that? Have I said that? Have I said that? Have I said thaaaaaat?

[Matthew.]

I am not going to have fun if I don’t have my cigarettes
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/05/nadia.png

[Tony Montana]

I just don’t like the bitch, it’s as simple as that

[Tony Montana]

They call me the slickman/rapper part time hitman

[Tony Montana]

I guess you can call me a builder because I lay bricks, or a milkman because I always deliver

[Epic.]

I HAYTE HIM! and she is his BODYGUARD...

[RileyH]

UGH YOU DON'T KNOO YOURSELF!! *kisses teeth* KNOO YOURSELF! KNOO YOURSELF BEFORE YOU START OPENIN' YOUR MAUF TO MEEE! *kisses teeth* *cackles* Where does she get that lingo?

:joker:

[Matthew.]

I’m very, very intoxicated right now... on the love of our Lord!
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/11/david.png

[CiaraNelly2000]

Hot topics hot topics hot topics withhhhhhh Imogen imogen

[Matthew.]

“Who’s Shakespeare?”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[Dogeatdog]

I looked up the word gormless in the dictionary and I was most annoyed to find out that the definition of gormless was without gorm, which I could’ve told them that.

I then looked up gorm and couldn’t find anything.

[Greg!]

“Who’s Shakespeare?”

I still maintain he was pretending to be that stupid, one of the most annoyin housemates ever!

[reece(:]

Excuse- ****ing me!

[Greg!]

Why won’t it stay on the ****ING track

[Dogeatdog]

All day long all you play is that stupid Alam. I AM SICK OF THE STUPID ALAM TURN IT OFF!!

[Matthew.]

I still maintain he was pretending to be that stupid, one of the most annoyin housemates ever!

Yeah I’m pretty sure he was putting it on, but he’s still a guilty pleasure housemate for me :laugh:

“ARE YOU FIT? :smug: DO YOU DRINK SOIDAH? :flutter:”
http://brantsteele.com/images/bigbrother/uk/08/brian.png

[reece(:]

Marcus es a desgustang, grotty, sexist PIG and a canneh STAND him.

[Tony Montana]

I still maintain he was pretending to be that stupid, one of the most annoyin housemates ever!

Tea! I wish he was more like how he was in BB16

[Tony Montana]

Marcus es a desgustang, grotty, sexist PIG and a canneh STAND him.

And another thing, his breath is hoochin

[Tony Montana]

I love Karly’s accent, especially when she’s ranting

[reece(:]

I love Karly’s accent, especially when she’s ranting
FREDEEHHHH SHATAPPPPPPPPPP!

:love:

[LukeB]

Marcus es a desgustang, grotty, sexist PIG and a canneh STAND him.

Karly legend :love:

[Tony Montana]

Karly went far too early. I would've loved to have seen how her and Bea would've interacted

[Tony Montana]

FREDEEHHHH SHATAPPPPPPPPPP!

:love:

:joker: :love:

[reece(:]

Karly went far too early. I would've loved to have seen how her and Bea would've interacted

I wanted to see ha and Kenneth dynamic, would've been messeh!

[Tony Montana]

I wanted to see ha and Kenneth dynamic, would've been messeh!

Yeah that would've been interesting too. I wish Lisa was up and gone that week. If only Siavash had nominated her instead of Karly :fist: