Do you fold or scrunch toilet paper?

[Jessica.]

I was shocked to learn that someone I know scrunches a few sheets into a ball, but I use a few sheets folded on top of each other and then fold it in half for the second wipe.

http://puu.sh/DHBAp/539552ed5f.jpg

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Fold

[Glenn.]

Fold

[thisisdanny]

Fold, obviously.

[Niamh.]

It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

[Shaun]

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

[Jessica.]

It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it. :bawling:

[Niamh.]

I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it. :bawling:

Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

[Barry.]

Fold.

[Alf]

Do you have to make these arse wiping threads at tea time?

[caprimint]

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

[RileyH]

I don't really pay attention to what I do with it I just wipe

[MTVN]

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

Exactly

[Alf]

Who currently has skiddies in their underpants right now? That's a much better question.

[Firewire]

Depends what I'm wiping :shrug:

[Cherie]

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

:joker:

[Liam-]

Fold, more surface area that way, less need for excessive wiping, science

[Jessica.]

Depends what I'm wiping :shrug:

Don't men just wipe their bum?

[JerseyWins]

Scrunch

[Wizard.]

Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet roll

[Mokka]

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

Class

[Niamh.]

Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet rollToilet king :love:

[Beso]

I fold, then scrunch up my arse hole.

[LaLaLand]

Always fold!

[Marsh.]

Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.

As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say. :hehe:

That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger.

[caprimint]

Speaks for itself really eh

https://i.imgur.com/SYjHNst.png

:clap1:

[JerseyWins]

Speaks for itself really eh

https://i.imgur.com/SYjHNst.png

:clap1:
:joker: ffff

The superior wipers!

[Shaun]

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

How much time do you think it takes :worry:

[thesheriff443]

You lot are a Bunch of arse wipes.

[Jessica.]

Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.

As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say. :hehe:

That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger.You don't carefully fold it, it takes the same length of time as a scrunch, I'm sure. I do quite a big fold at first, like 1.5 squares big.

[Firewire]

You don't carefully fold it, it takes the same length of time as a scrunch, I'm sure. I do quite a big fold at first, like 1.5 squares big.

I was wondering where this was going for a second

[Cherie]

scrunch, no time for sitting there folding into neat shapes

[Liam-]

scrunch, no time for sitting there folding into neat shapes

We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!

[Jessica.]

We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!

I do that, too!

[Jordan.]

i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks

[Niamh.]

i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks

:laugh:

[Jessica.]

i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks

:joker:

[Cherie]

i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks

you seem to know alot more than me about them :hee:

[Cherie]

We’re not making fortune tellers, I personally just wrap it around my hand so it stays flat and folds itself, only takes a second!

Jessica made out she is going by the number of sheets, then halving and halving again, she needs to get out in the fresh air I think :laugh:

[caprimint]

How much time do you think it takes :worry:
A good extra 30 seconds :idc:

[caprimint]

you seem to know alot more than me about them :hee:
:hehe:

[caprimint]

Jessica made out she is going by the number of sheets, then halving and halving again, she needs to get out in the fresh air I think :laugh:
Omg :joker:

[Oliver_W]

If it was a runny one, I like to roll it up so it looks like a chocolate rolly polly.

[Twosugars]

Jessica made out she is going by the number of sheets, then halving and halving again, she needs to get out in the fresh air I think :laugh:

No, she didn't

[Cherie]

If anyone has every changed a babys nappy I defy you not to have scrunched up the wet wipe

[Jessica.]

If anyone has every changed a babys nappy I defy you not to have scrunched up the wet wipe

I have and I didn't scrunch it. :shrug:

[bots]

i'm very anal about my wiping

[Beso]

Speaks for itself really eh

https://i.imgur.com/SYjHNst.png

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You wouldn't have been so cocky in school in the late 79s early 80s when you are scrunching up half toilet paper half sunday paper/grease proof paper.....then wiping..:smug::nono::joker:

[Beso]

If anyone has every changed a babys nappy I defy you not to have scrunched up the wet wipe

After wiping, yes. Just to toss in the stuff at your knees.....

not before though, or even for a third wipe...a third wipe has to be a neatly folded one..:shrug:

[Marsh.]

Folding the toilet paper fair enough. Folding it in half and then half again, DEFINITELY have poo fingers.

[Josy]

i know all these people acting like half a second to fold a tissue is a burden have skid marks

:joker:

[Jessica.]

Folding the toilet paper fair enough. Folding it in half and then half again, DEFINITELY have poo fingers.Not every time! :nono:

[King Gizzard]

Scrunch, I’m not a Tory