[Jessica.]

I was shocked to learn that someone I know scrunches a few sheets into a ball, but I use a few sheets folded on top of each other and then fold it in half for the second wipe.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

Fold

[Glenn.]

Fold

[thisisdanny]

Fold, obviously.

[Niamh.]

It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

[Shaun]

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

It depends, fold at home because I can actually sit on the seat but scrunch in public toilets because I have to hover and folding is too much effort while trying to balance

I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Jessica.

I usually give the seat a wipe if I am not at home and then sit on it.

Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

[Barry.]

Fold.

[Alf]

Do you have to make these arse wiping threads at tea time?

[caprimint]

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

[RileyH]

I don't really pay attention to what I do with it I just wipe

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by caprimint

Honestly who has the time to ****ing fold toilet paper

Exactly

[Alf]

Who currently has skiddies in their underpants right now? That's a much better question.

[Firewire]

Depends what I'm wiping

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

[Liam-]

Fold, more surface area that way, less need for excessive wiping, science

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Firewire

Depends what I'm wiping

Don't men just wipe their bum?

[JerseyWins]

Scrunch

[Wizard.]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Sometimes if the toilet doesn't look too mank I'll do a line of loo roll across each side of the seat to sit down.

Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet roll

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I create cranes with origami before it touches my ass

Class

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Wizard.

Omg every public toilet I go to I cover my the seat in toilet roll

Toilet king

[Beso]

I fold, then scrunch up my arse hole.

[LaLaLand]

Always fold!

[Marsh.]

Scrunch, who the **** has time for carefully folding paper.

As for folding it in half again for a second wipe, Jess must have a small petite ass is all I can say.

That would make it smaller than my palm. Serious danger of poo finger.