How do you make it look like you’re eating dinner when you’re actually not

[Morgan.]

So my dads made a lasagne for me because I’ve finished college and it’s one of my favourites and I’m like great!

I’ve just gone downstairs and it’s an absolute disaster.

There’s no meat in it :omgno: Thats my favourite part :bawling:

It’s just a veggie one, and my favourite veggies are tomatoes, mixed peppers, peas, sweet corn. And he’s like ‘don’t worry I didn’t use any onion or mushroom’ but instead he’s used leek, courgette and cooked carrot and I hate all of those :worry:

And to make it worse he’s used 2 (TWO) tubs of cottage cheese instead of white sauce and cottage cheese is literally the most vile thing on the planet :umm2:

I know he wanted to make a special dinner and it’s really nice of him but I don’t have the heart to tell him that I literally can’t eat this :bawling:

Any advice appreciated :bawling:

[Vanessa]

I would just eat it. Surely it's not that bad, is it? :laugh:

[Beso]

Just tell him it's minging fgs.

[RileyH]

X8yIqhHPr70

[Morgan.]

I would just eat it. Surely it's not that bad, is it? :laugh:

I vomited last time I had cottage cheese :nono: It’s disgusting and there’s two whole tubs in it :o

[Mitchell]

Call social services

[Amy Jade]

Eat a bit and dont look impressed, hopefully he'll get the message and order you an uber eats

[Tony Montana]

Do what Chandler did and eat it on the balcony.

[Matthew.]

Do what Chandler did and eat it on the balcony.

**** sake I was just coming in here to say this :joker:

[Matthew.]

In that case, how about eating it in the bathroom so you can look at yourself in the mirror as you are eating it?

[Morgan.]

X8yIqhHPr70

Bitch this ain’t gonna work

[Morgan.]

Eat a bit and dont look impressed, hopefully he'll get the message and order you an uber eats

:fc:

We have Mac and cheese in the fridge and pizza in the freezer so I’m hoping for one of those :laugh:

[Morgan.]

In that case, how about eating it in the bathroom so you can look at yourself in the mirror as you are eating it?

The issue is that I don’t want to eat it

[Matthew.]

The issue is that I don’t want to eat it

Yes and the joke is flushing it down the toilet, hence bathroom, oh wait you don’t like Friends do you? WELL THIS IS WHAT YOU DESERVE.

[Jordan.]

the last time i tried to eat someone's cooking just to be polite it literally made me gag out loud at the dinner table :skull: just say you're suddenly not feeling well / hungry and that you'll warm it up later and then dispose of it!

[Morgan.]

the last time i tried to eat someone's cooking just to be polite it literally made me gag out loud at the dinner table :skull: just say you're suddenly not feeling well / hungry and that you'll warm it up later and then dispose of it!

This is definitely going to end up happening :bawling:

[Tony Montana]

**** sake I was just coming in here to say this :joker:

Great minds eh?

[Tony Montana]

Jokes aside, just be honest and tell him. Honesty's the best policy.

I'm sure he'll understand.

[Josy]

When I was a teenager and didn't want to eat my dinner I used to just kinda cut it up and move it around the plate so it looked picked at then say a few mins later omg im sooo full I cant eat any more then do a sharp exit with it into the kitchen and scrape it into the bin :idc:

Good luck :joker:

[Morgan.]

Jokes aside, just be honest and tell him. Honesty's the best policy.

I'm sure he'll understand.

I don’t think he will :worry: he’s usually like ‘stop moaning and eat up’

[Moniqua]

1) cut it up a bit

2) grab some kitchen roll and pick a good chunk of it off the plate like it's dog ****

3) say you gotta use the bathroom

4) either flush it or put it in a bin

5) repeat

[Oliver_W]

Just man up and eat it :p you'll be comfy and warm in bed in a few hours, you won't even remember what you ate, so who cares?

[Morgan.]

I went in with a strong mouthful to give it a go, and gosh it was awful. I tried picking at the rest for bits with no cottage cheese but he started shouting at me for picking at my food. Didn’t go well.

[Kazanne]

So my dads made a lasagne for me because I’ve finished college and it’s one of my favourites and I’m like great!

I’ve just gone downstairs and it’s an absolute disaster.

There’s no meat in it :omgno: Thats my favourite part :bawling:

It’s just a veggie one, and my favourite veggies are tomatoes, mixed peppers, peas, sweet corn. And he’s like ‘don’t worry I didn’t use any onion or mushroom’ but instead he’s used leek, courgette and cooked carrot and I hate all of those :worry:

And to make it worse he’s used 2 (TWO) tubs of cottage cheese instead of white sauce and cottage cheese is literally the most vile thing on the planet :umm2:

I know he wanted to make a special dinner and it’s really nice of him but I don’t have the heart to tell him that I literally can’t eat this :bawling:

Any advice appreciated :bawling:

Has he got a dog ? :laugh:

[Morgan.]

Has he got a dog ? :laugh:

We do have a dog yes but I wouldn’t dream of feeding him this.

[Vanessa]

Just eat it slowly. :laugh:

[Beso]

The issue is that I don’t want to eat it

Just laugh about it and give him a massive hug for trying.

[Morgan.]

Just eat it slowly. :laugh:

I did and he shouted :worry:

[Kazanne]

We do have a dog yes but I wouldn’t dream of feeding him this.

:laugh::laugh: oh it must be bad

[Morgan.]

:laugh::laugh: oh it must be bad

Who even puts cottage cheese in a lasagne :umm2: and not even like a scoop it was two whole tubs :umm2:

[Beso]

It will be tastier tomorrow..

[smudgie]

So, is your dad eating his?
Just be honest and say it is rank, otherwise it might become one of his signature dishes.:hehe:

[Morgan.]

So, is your dad eating his?
Just be honest and say it is rank, otherwise it might become one of his signature dishes.:hehe:

He ate it all and loved it :umm2:

[Marsh.]

Just say you'll warm it up later and shove it in the bin outside when he's not looking.

[hijaxers]

I went in with a strong mouthful to give it a go, and gosh it was awful. I tried picking at the rest for bits with no cottage cheese but he started shouting at me for picking at my food. Didn’t go well.

I do think you need to have a chat with your dad and come clean that you Hate cottage cheese with a vengence so it ruined all his good work , best to honest now or you'll be getting it again.

[Morgan.]

I do think you need to have a chat with your dad and come clean that you Hate cottage cheese with a vengence so it ruined all his good work , best to honest now or you'll be getting it again.

I think he got the message :joker:

[Denver]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal

[Vanessa]

He can make lasagne without cottage cheese.

[Beso]

I think he got the message :joker:

I will fetch my popcorn in anticipation.

[Liam-]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal

Nobody wants cottage cheese

[hijaxers]

I think he got the message :joker:

Well i detest cottage cheese too ! at least he was original :joker:

[Matthew.]

I did and he shouted :worry:

mORGAN STOP THAT

[Morgan.]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal

Let me just hop over to Africa and feed my scoop of lasagne to an entire village of people

No, I don’t like wasting food. But I’m not going to eat something I don’t like just because somebody else can’t eat today

[Marsh.]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal

Jesus Christ!
If you're that hard up he'll pop it in a jiffy bag and send you the ****ing lasagne.

[Beso]

Are we really not going to find out what happened at the table...I'm missing the football for this.

[Beso]

Jesus Christ!
If you're that hard up he'll pop it in a jiffy bag and send you the ****ing lasagne.

Oh....I hope it wasn't this.:joker:

[Cal.]

I used to just move my food around the plate to make it look like I was eating

[Denver]

Jesus Christ!
If you're that hard up he'll pop it in a jiffy bag and send you the ****ing lasagne.

I can afford my own food thank you.

It's just rather ungrateful to waste food someone has took time to make you

[Denver]

Back in the day you ate what was on your plate or went Hungry

[Liam-]

Back in the day you ate what was on your plate or went Hungary

What if you didn’t have a passport? D:

[Marsh.]

What if you didn’t have a passport? D:

:joker:

[Oliver_W]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal
Some people would also love to live in the warm and have lots of interesting animals on their doorstep.

[Morgan.]

Back in the day you ate what was on your plate or went Hungry

Yes ... so I went hungry. Your point is what exactly?

[LukeB]

Just man up and eat it :p you'll be comfy and warm in bed in a few hours, you won't even remember what you ate, so who cares?

yes eat something that makes you vomit, very smart.

[Marsh.]

Some people would also love to live in the warm and have lots of interesting animals on their doorstep.

:skull:

[Matthew.]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal

Yes but not too much cooked meals or we’ll have to get the social round...

[LukeB]

I remember throwing curry away because it made me feel sick and no one wanted it because they had theirs, i wasn't going to sit there and torture myself and i can't exactly send it to the hungry kids in africa because it will be off by the time they get it.

[LukeB]

What if someone did a Rachel and did a Beef trifle, would you judge them for throwing that away?

[Mitchell]

Some people would also love to live in the warm and have lots of interesting animals on their doorstep.

:skull:

[Ross.]

Look at all the trouble you’ve caused Morgan I hope you’re happy with yourself

[Mitchell]

Look at all the trouble you’ve caused Morgan I hope you’re happy with yourself

UNICEF have withdrawn their support to Africa now after realising its fine that kids are starving as they have giraffes and zebras, hope you’re satisfied!!!

[Marsh.]

Morgan's dad when he thought he'd made a nice tea and logged on to TiBB to see the abuse...

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[Mitchell]

Morgan's dad when he thought he'd made a nice tea and logged on to TiBB to see the abuse...

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6383821.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chloe-Jasmine-CBB-Main.jpg

:joker:

[Morgan.]

Morgan's dad when he thought he'd made a nice tea and logged on to TiBB to see the abuse...

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6383821.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chloe-Jasmine-CBB-Main.jpg

:skull:

[caprimint]

What a great guy trying to make you be vegetarian :clap1:

[Tony Montana]

Some people would also love to live in the warm and have lots of interesting animals on their doorstep.

Dafuq :skull:

[Tony Montana]

Morgan's dad when he thought he'd made a nice tea and logged on to TiBB to see the abuse...

https://i2-prod.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article6383821.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/Chloe-Jasmine-CBB-Main.jpg

:joker:

[Morgan.]

What a great guy trying to make you be vegetarian :clap1:

He wasn’t doing that when he was scoffing a chicken sandwich at lunchtime

[Mitchell]

What a great guy trying to make you be vegetarian :clap1:

Morgan called childline?

[Matthew.]

Morgan called childline?

:joker::joker::joker:

[caprimint]

He wasn’t doing that when he was scoffing a chicken sandwich at lunchtime
Oh he's just another Cal :idc:

[Denver]

Mess at everyone thinking only Africans are Hungry :skull:

[Vicky.]

It's not like there is people in the world that would love a cooked meal

Hmm. Times for thinking like this is like..xmas when theres bloody loads of wasted food or something I think, not feeling guilty for disliking cottage cheese, I don't think I know anyone who likes it actually :suspect:

In future, just bloody tell him instead of forcing yourself to eat stuff

And when my mother in law is trying to pretend shes eating, she uts everything up and kind of smushed it together in the middle of the plate..its so ****ing obvious but she still does it. Not that easy to do though if..say..your plate is overflowing as your dad thought you would love it though :D

[Morgan.]

Mess at everyone thing only Africans are Hungry :skull:

Mess at you thinking me not eating half a portion of lasagne makes the whole world starving

[caprimint]

I love cottage cheese :love:

[Ant.]

Morgan called childline?

:joker:

[Vicky.]

I love cottage cheese :love:

I always knew you were basically satan :idc:

[Morgan.]

Hmm. Times for thinking like this is like..xmas when theres bloody loads of wasted food or something I think, not feeling guilty for disliking cottage cheese, I don't think I know anyone who likes it actually :suspect:

In future, just bloody tell him instead of forcing yourself to eat stuff

And when my mother in law is trying to pretend shes eating, she uts everything up and kind of smushed it together in the middle of the plate..its so ****ing obvious but she still does it. Not that easy to do though if..say..your plate is overflowing as your dad thought you would love it though :D

I have a thing about not being straight up because I don’t like hurting people’s feelings :laugh: I wanted to give it a try though, even though I knew I probably wouldn’t like it. Which was a bad idea in hindsight.

[Denver]

Mess at you ‘thing’ me not eating half a portion of lasagne makes the whole world starving

No but it makes you ungrateful for what you have

[Mitchell]

I always knew you were basically satan :idc:

:joker:

[Marsh.]

No but it makes you ungrateful for what you have

Do you eat foods you don't like? Does that make you ungrateful?

Stop being a prat.

[caprimint]

I always knew you were basically satan :idc:
http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

[Marsh.]

What exactly is a cottage cheese lasagne? Just a plate of cottage cheese?

[Morgan.]

No but it makes you ungrateful for what you have

I’m ungrateful because I don’t like cottage cheese? You literally make no sense

[Vicky.]

No but it makes you ungrateful for what you have
But given his handwringing about what to do with a meal that tasted like trash, I think its clear he was grateful for the thought, but forcing yourself to eat stuff you don't like is..pointless. Especially when your reason for doing so is that..people elsewhere are starving. Thats not a good idea to make yourself ill :nono:

[Ant.]

I always knew you were basically satan :idc:

:joker:

[Vicky.]

http://www.myemoticons.com/emoticons/images/msn/new-emoticons/watching.gif

Ahah I was looking for that the other day :D

[Morgan.]

What exactly is a cottage cheese lasagne? Just a plate of cottage cheese?

It’s basically lasagne but instead of the bechemel it’s cottage cheese. Vile.

[Denver]

Do you eat foods you don't like? Does that make you ungrateful?

Stop being a prat.

I wont buy food I dont like and if someone is cooking something i dont like i politely tell them I'll sit out that meal

[caprimint]

No but it makes you ungrateful for what you have
Hardly, is there no food that you DON'T like or wouldn't eat?

[caprimint]

Ahah I was looking for that the other day :D
I only found it because I remember you posting it on my wall ages ago :laugh:

[Vicky.]

I wont buy food I dont like and if someone is cooking something i dont like i politely tell them I'll sit out that meal

What if you don't know what they are making until its plonked infront of you, while they have a huge smile and sweat running down their face off all the work they have put in? And its like..sprouts coated in chocolate or something.

[Marsh.]

It’s basically lasagne but instead of the bechemel it’s cottage cheese. Vile.

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[Marsh.]

if someone is cooking something i dont like i politely tell them I'll sit out that meal

So, therefore your wasting the food they have got.

[Denver]

What if you don't know what they are making until its plonked infront of you, while they have a huge smile and sweat running down their face off all the work they have put in? And its like..sprouts coated in chocolate or something.

People who would usually cook for me know to ask me first unless I am at my nan's and she always does my faves

[Morgan.]

I wont buy food I dont like and if someone is cooking something i dont like i politely tell them I'll sit out that meal

No food got wasted though.

After trying a some and not liking it, it was scraped back into the dish it was served in, and will be reheated for my dads lunch tomorrow. There’s no waste, no problem.

[Ross.]

Will you all bloody shut up about the cottage cheese lasagne!

[Vicky.]

No food got wasted though.

After trying a some and not liking it, it was scraped back into the dish it was served in, and will be reheated for my dads lunch tomorrow. There’s no waste, no problem.

*Adam desperately trying to still find fault*

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[caprimint]

*Adam desperately trying to still find fault*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbsbyplOLGng0gtLm3UE859InkK5IfQ i0Y6XM58Vo-EAdWakZH
:laugh2:

[Ross.]

*Adam desperately trying to still find fault*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbsbyplOLGng0gtLm3UE859InkK5IfQ i0Y6XM58Vo-EAdWakZH

:joker:

[Matthew.]

*Adam desperately trying to still find fault*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbsbyplOLGng0gtLm3UE859InkK5IfQ i0Y6XM58Vo-EAdWakZH

:joker:

https://media1.tenor.com/images/71796b1e3806fbc70293a7f99466fd75/tenor.gif?itemid=13873254

:joker:

[Mitchell]

You’ll have to resit college now and hope your dad learns to cook in 2 years

[Marsh.]

People who would usually cook for me know to ask me first unless I am at my nan's and she always does my faves

So NOW you're blaming Morgan's dad for trying to prepare him something special?

[Denver]

*Adam desperately trying to still find fault*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbsbyplOLGng0gtLm3UE859InkK5IfQ i0Y6XM58Vo-EAdWakZH

It's not fault its reality, millions go hungry in the country alone we should do more about it

[Tony Montana]

*Adam desperately trying to still find fault*

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSbsbyplOLGng0gtLm3UE859InkK5IfQ i0Y6XM58Vo-EAdWakZH

:joker::joker:

[caprimint]

:facepalm:

[Marsh.]

millions go hungry in the country alone we should do more about it

Millions are going hungry? Really Adam?

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[Vicky.]

It's not fault its reality, millions go hungry in the country alone we should do more about it

I can't disagree with that. But guilt tripping people for not liking odd combinations of food someone has made for them..is not really going to do much good for the poor and homeless tbh.

[Morgan.]

It's not fault its reality, millions go hungry in the country alone we should do more about it

What am I to do then, send over my portion of lasagne to a third world country?

[Mitchell]

It's not fault its reality, millions go hungry in the country alone we should do more about it

And that’s sad, but that still doesn’t change the fact that Morgan doesn’t like cottage cheese? I also would refuse the food

[Marsh.]

What am I to do then, send over my portion of lasagne to a third world country?

Them to send it back?

[Morgan.]

Them to send it back?

:joker:

[Denver]

What am I to do then, send over my portion of lasagne to a third world country?

Nobody said world countries but that dish would be loved at a local soup kitchen

[Vicky.]

Nobody said world countries but that dish would be loved at a local soup kitchen

But..his dads going to eat it? You are depriving his dad of a meal :fist:

I also find it a little hard to believe that any food left in your house is taken to the soup kitchen, tbh.

[Liam-]

It's not fault its reality, millions go hungry in the country alone we should do more about it

People eating things they don’t like woke solve world hunger, if anything, it’s selfish to eat food you don’t like, someone else could have had it

[Denver]

Millions are going hungry? Really Adam?

https://media1.tenor.com/images/b6f294f80de3fb94f862788a7b7b312f/tenor.gif?itemid=5306820

Yes it's TRUE, the government ****ed over many families on the lower end of the pay scale where the parents wont eat so their children would

[Denver]

But..his dads going to eat it? You are depriving his dad of a meal :fist:

I also find it a little hard to believe that any food left in your house is taken to the soup kitchen, tbh.

I've helped out in soup kitchens and any tins or packets that we have not used but are still within date are all shipped of to local charities

[Morgan.]

But..his dads going to eat it? You are depriving his dad of a meal :fist:

I also find it a little hard to believe that any food left in your house is taken to the soup kitchen, tbh.

Yeah i didn’t eat it, but my dad and his wife both ate half of it collectively, and the rest will go with my dad to work tomorrow to feed himself and his workmates (I’m currently texting them to get making their own sandwiches, but that’s besides the point). There’s no food going to waste.

[Mitchell]

Nobody said world countries but that dish would be loved at a local soup kitchen

I’m not sure wrapping up the lasagne in tin foil, placing it in a Tupperware pot, getting a lift to the local soup kitchen and returning would be discreet, I’m sure his dad would think something was up

[Denver]

Some people would be happy if you brought them a £1 tin of beans and bread for £1.50

[Marsh.]

Yes it's TRUE, the government ****ed over many families on the lower end of the pay scale where the parents wont eat so their children would

Millions Adam? Really? People who are not homeless in this country do not know the meaning of the word "starving". They might have little but they have a lot more than those starving kids in Africa.

You see how this works?

[Vicky.]

Some people would be happy if you brought them a £1 tin of beans and bread for £1.50

Yes thats true. Those same people however, might not be happy with a bowl of lasagne containing a whole tub of cottage cheese.

[Denver]

Millions Adam? Really? People who are not homeless in this country do not know the meaning of the word "starving". They might have little but they have a lot more than those starving kids in Africa.

You see how this works?

So your saying a family of 5 who has a pound a day to live on are not starving?

[Morgan.]

Some people would be happy if you brought them a £1 tin of beans and bread for £1.50

Where did we say they wouldn’t?

I can’t believe you’re so riled over a portion of lasagne :laugh:

[Liam-]

Some people would be happy if you brought them a £1 tin of beans and bread for £1.50

No need for the second hand ‘lasagne’ then :p

[Matthew.]

What has this thread turned into :skull:

[Morgan.]

Yes thats true. Those same people however, might not be happy with a bowl of lasagne containing a whole tub of cottage cheese.

:joker:

[Marsh.]

So your saying a family of 5 who has a pound a day to live on are not starving?

So you're saying a family of 5 in modern day Britain is no better off than a starving African child?

[Morgan.]

What has this thread turned into :skull:

Adam single handedly ending world hunger one cottage cheese lasagne at a time :clap1:

[Liam-]

What has this thread turned into :skull:

Adam’s audition for the Salvation Army

[Marsh.]

Adam’s audition for the Salvation Army

Mother Theresa laughed him off the stage and shouted "EAT SH*T!"

[Mitchell]

Adam’s audition for the Salvation Army

GAAAAAH

[Morgan.]

So your saying a family of 5 who has a pound a day to live on are not starving?

They have £1 more than some people.

And tbf, you can get a lot for £1 these days. Last week I went to Morrison’s, checked the clearance shelves, and got two loaves of bread for 26p.

[Denver]

So you're saying a family of 5 in modern day Britain is no better off than a starving African child?

No but it's our fault they are starving in Africa, we destroyed the continent then we pay aid into the government pockets and the people dont see a penny

[Matthew.]

Somebody has to do it

YOU MIGHT BE HUNGRY GERRY BUT YOU AINT STARVING

[Denver]

If I could I would go do charity work in Africa but it's not financially viable

[Marsh.]

No but it's our fault they are starving in Africa, we destroyed the continent then we pay aid into the government pockets and the people dont see a penny

WE didn't do anything.

I bet you cheer on sports teams, shouting "WE" won too. :idc:

[Marsh.]

If I could I would go do charity work in Africa but it's not financially viable

Tell that to the African children relying on you for their cottage cheese.

[Denver]

WE didn't do anything.

I bet you cheer on sports teams, shouting "WE" won too. :idc:

So our nation didnt go out to Africa claim the land kidnap the people and keep them as slaves? That damage has never been undone

[Denver]

Tell that to the African children relying on you for their cottage cheese.

I sleep with a conscious knowing I donate to charity

[caprimint]

This thread to be moved to serious debates?

[Morgan.]

I sleep with a conscious knowing I donate to charity

I also donate to charity and have run charity fundraisers in the past. I don’t have to send them my half eaten cottage cheese to sleep at night though.

[Mitchell]

I sleep with a conscious knowing I donate to charity

And who said that Marsh and Morgan don’t?

[LukeB]

And who said that Marsh and Morgan don’t?

I donate to charity and i also give blood and my blood type is rare :dance:

[JerseyWins]

This is a really good thread :joker: Morgan's dad should cook him dinner he doesn't like more often.

[Matthew.]

This is a really good thread :joker: Morgan's dad should cook him dinner he doesn't like more often.

:joker:

[Marsh.]

So our nation didnt go out to Africa claim the land kidnap the people and keep them as slaves? That damage has never been undone

YOU did all that? Absolute shame on you tbh.

[Mitchell]

I donate to charity and i also give blood and my blood type is rare :dance:

But did you not finish your cottage cheese filled apple pie with black pepper?

[Vicky.]

I don't give to charity. I don't want to line the pockets of some manager on a ridiciulous wage, or help the likes of oxfam cover up sexual abuse thanks very much. :idc:

[Mitchell]

This is a really good thread :joker: Morgan's dad should cook him dinner he doesn't like more often.

Morgan to not eat dinner for 3 months as jersey wants entertainment?

[Morgan.]

This is a really good thread :joker: Morgan's dad should cook him dinner he doesn't like more often.

Oh trust me it happens at least once a week :idc: This was just indelible though everything else I tolerate

[caprimint]

This is a really good thread :joker: Morgan's dad should cook him dinner he doesn't like more often.
:hehe::laugh:

[LukeB]

But did you not finish your cottage cheese filled apple pie with black pepper?

No :( how will i sleep tonight

[Ant.]

Adam if you're so ****ing arsed just give tubs of cottage cheese to people sleeping on the street?

[JerseyWins]

Morgan to not eat dinner for 3 months as jersey wants entertainment?
http://i.imgur.com/f8y5rXj.gif

[Marsh.]

I sleep with a conscious knowing I donate to charity

Well I'm afraid your second hand tin of Heinz baked beans 1 day away from it's best before date on a shelf at the food bank is doing **** all for Ayodele's cottage cheese craving.

[caprimint]

Why does your dad not know the food you like/dislike though? :suspect:

[Mitchell]

I don't give to charity. I don't want to line the pockets of some manager on a ridiciulous wage, or help the likes of oxfam cover up sexual abuse thanks very much. :idc:

I give to some charities, but yeah I can’t disagree with a lot of this, never ever ever sign up to direct debits on the doorstep, the money the companies doing the door to door campaigning get is ridiculous and is pretty much the first 8 months of donations

And don’t even start me on the Salvation Army and them using their funds to promote homophobia

[Ant.]

Well I'm afraid your second hand tin of Heinz baked beans 1 day away from it's best before date on a shelf at the food bank is doing **** all for Ayodele's cottage cheese craving.

:laugh2:

[Matthew.]

Adam if you're so ****ing arsed just give tubs of cottage cheese to people sleeping on the street?

Everybody else: (gives a pound)

Adam: (throws cottage cheese in their face)

[Denver]

Adam if you're so ****ing arsed just give tubs of cottage cheese to people sleeping on the street?

Because they need hot food and drinks not something cold

[Morgan.]

Why does your dad not know the food you like/dislike though? :suspect:

Because my dad doesn’t believe in fussy eating and thinks everyone likes everything.

So he doesn’t really pay attention to what I do and don’t like. In his eyes when there’s 3 people in the house, and 2 of them like the food, it’s good enough for everyone.

[Liam-]

Everybody else: (gives a pound)

Adam: (throws cottage cheese in their face)

‘Don’t eat too much, you can’t afford to be homeless AND a fatty boom boom’

[Mitchell]

Because they need hot food and drinks not something cold

Well Morgan’s father’s lasagne is now cold

[Ant.]

How did Morgan wanting to spare his dad's feelings regarding his cooking cause him to get shamed for the government making "millions" "Hungary"

[Morgan.]

Because they need hot food and drinks not something cold

And by time I’ve gotten to the streets, my lasagne is cold.

[caprimint]

Did you know the majority of them would be more grateful of a cigarette or alcohol than any type of food anyway

[Morgan.]

How did Morgan wanting to spare his dad's feelings regarding his cooking cause him to get shamed for the government making "millions" "Hungary"

:bawling:

[caprimint]

‘Don’t eat too much, you can’t afford to be homeless AND a fatty boom boom’
Omg :joker:

[Ant.]

Everybody else: (gives a pound)

Adam: (throws cottage cheese in their face)

‘Don’t eat too much, you can’t afford to be homeless AND a fatty boom boom’

Well Morgan’s father’s lasagne is now cold

:laugh2:

[caprimint]

Because my dad doesn’t believe in fussy eating and thinks everyone likes everything.

So he doesn’t really pay attention to what I do and don’t like. In his eyes when there’s 3 people in the house, and 2 of them like the food, it’s good enough for everyone.
I'd say the best way then is to tell him you'll make your own food? :shrug:

[Marsh.]

Because they need hot food and drinks not something cold

So now cottage cheese isn't good enough for these people?

Beggars can't be choosers!

[Ant.]

Omg one time a homeless man asked me for money for a drink and I said "got no cash sorry" and then he asked me to go and get him one myself using my card (we're talking about a bottle of water) but I panicked and said "I'm late to my job interview but if you come back here at 3pm I'll have time"

[Mitchell]

I’m weeing at the idea of Morgan finding the nearest homeless man to give his lasagne to without his dad noticing

[Ant.]

So bite me Adam I made a homeless man dehydrate to death

[Denver]

Well Morgan’s father’s lasagne is now cold

And by time I’ve gotten to the streets, my lasagne is cold.

You wrap it up properly in the right containers

[Marsh.]

Because my dad doesn’t believe in fussy eating and thinks everyone likes everything.

So he doesn’t really pay attention to what I do and don’t like. In his eyes when there’s 3 people in the house, and 2 of them like the food, it’s good enough for everyone.

Me when my dad is giving cottage cheese to three homeless people and one cheeky mare asks for a bagel.

[caprimint]

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

[Morgan.]

I'd say the best way then is to tell him you'll make your own food? :shrug:

I guess. 3/7 nights I’ll cook anyway, so I get free reign over those meals. I try and cook as much as possible to make sure I don’t get any of his recipes :joker:

Most of his cooking is great, but it’s days like these I can’t deal :laugh:

[Ant.]

So now cottage cheese isn't good enough for these people?

Beggars can't be choosers!

-adam walking round like the teacher's pet handing out fruit in reception at breaktime- you get what you're given!!! :)

[Denver]

Omg one time a homeless man asked me for money for a drink and I said "got no cash sorry" and then he asked me to go and get him one myself using my card (we're talking about a bottle of water) but I panicked and said "I'm late to my job interview but if you come back here at 3pm I'll have time"

Karma comes back around

[Ant.]

Me when my dad is giving cottage cheese to three homeless people and one cheeky mare asks for a bagel.

:laugh2:

[Marsh.]

You wrap it up properly in the right containers

I'm sure the homeless man sleeping in a doorway is very picky about food temperature.

Set him up with a table and maybe a candle too?

[Ant.]

Karma comes back around

There's a pier literally a five minute walk away. If he was that thirsty he could've ****ing drank from that

[Denver]

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

You can spot the difference between real and fake homeless straight away

[Morgan.]

You wrap it up properly in the right containers

And before I know it, there’s no Tupperware left in the cupboards.

[Ant.]

Plus I gave a homeless man two cheese pasties on winter (and they were ****ing warm fresh from the bakery Adam!!!) And he didn't say thanks. Needless to say his karma was probably hypothermia and I'm still waiting on the universe to repay me for my act of kindness 2.5 years on

[caprimint]

You can spot the difference between real and fake homeless straight away
How? Some have half a kitchen around them with an empty cup but full pockets and the others do not? :huh:

[Barry.]

Food is food Adam.

[Mitchell]

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

But what about the homeless people that are genuinely living on the street? Is it fine for them to starve and freeze to death as some people fake it?

[Marsh.]

You can spot the difference between real and fake homeless straight away

How so?

[caprimint]

The other day a man gave a homeless woman 5p and she literally THREW it across the street so I went and picked it up and took it for myself :hee:

[Marsh.]

Adam pulling on the beards of tramps to see which ones peel off?

[caprimint]

But what about the homeless people that are genuinely living on the street? Is it fine for them to starve and freeze to death as some people fake it?
It's literally nobody else's problem but their own. :shrug:

[Morgan.]

How so?

When they’ve been out for an hour and then jump in the car and drive away? Or maybe that’s just in my town :laugh:

[Marsh.]

The other day a man gave a homeless woman 5p and she literally THREW it across the street so I went and picked it up and took it for myself :hee:

D:

Hope you rinsed it under the tap.

[caprimint]

Adam pulling on the beards of tramps to see which ones peel off?
Oh my god :skull:

[Mitchell]

And before I know it, there’s no Tupperware left in the cupboards.

Doesn’t your dad keep polystyrene takeaway boxes in the cupboard in case you want to donate his deathly cooking?

[Marsh.]

It's literally nobody else's problem but their own. :shrug:

Which Theresa May speech is this from?

[Ant.]

The local homeless man eating Morgan's dad's lasagna
https://media1.tenor.com/images/9945a8e3fc48555e3f54c274eb8eefb3/tenor.gif?itemid=12873076

[LukeB]

Most of the 'homeless' people aren't even homeless, also some of them make as much money in a day as y'all do working so honestly you're pretty stupid if you give money or anything to people on the streets

this is true, there's loads of fake homeless people in West Midlands area

[Ant.]

Quote my post with a :dance: emoji if you would date a homeless person!

[Ant.]

Quote my post with a :dance: emoji if you would date a homeless person!

:dance:

[Morgan.]

Adam pulling on the beards of tramps to see which ones peel off?

Adam snatching his £50 note back off the man sat on the street because his beard pulled off?

[caprimint]

Which Theresa May speech is this from?
D:

Hope you rinsed it under the tap.
Marsh giving the HOWLS tonight! :skull:

[Matthew.]

Which Theresa May speech is this from?

Adam: “Have you given cottage cheese to a homeless person today?”
Me: “Sadly, I have not been able to do so. I tried three times.”

[Marsh.]

The local homeless man eating Morgan's dad's lasagna
https://media1.tenor.com/images/9945a8e3fc48555e3f54c274eb8eefb3/tenor.gif?itemid=12873076

:joker::joker::joker:

[Vicky.]

I think I beat you all in the homeless (and possibly stupid..) stakes if we are playing angel top trumps. **** your pasties and cottage cheese, I once let a homeless person come to my house, made them food, let them shower and sleep in my spare room.

[Vicky.]

And no I did not wake up with my house empty or anything, but I possibly deserved to in hindsight :laugh:

[Marsh.]

I think I beat you all in the homeless (and possibly stupid..) stakes if we are playing angel top trumps. **** your pasties and cottage cheese, I once let a homeless person come to my house, made them food, let them shower and sleep in my spare room.

D:

What did your husband say?

[Vicky.]

D:

What did your husband say?

This was well befor I met my husband :laugh: I was only 17

[Morgan.]

I think I beat you all in the homeless (and possibly stupid..) stakes if we are playing angel top trumps. **** your pasties and cottage cheese, I once let a homeless person come to my house, made them food, let them shower and sleep in my spare room.

Before they went to sleep did you peep your head round the door ‘checkout is 10am sharp and £20 to be payed upfront’?

[Denver]

I grew up respecting a homeless man actually and anyone in the West Midlands respected Fred

[Mitchell]

It's literally nobody else's problem but their own. :shrug:

I’m sorry, but this is possibly the most ignorant post on this thread? In this country the amount of war veterans who are on the street starving that we have failed is unreal, so yes, it is far from just their own problem, let’s hope you don’t end up homeless one day.

[Liam-]

I don’t even let my pets sleep on my bed let alone homeless folk

[caprimint]

Vicky I can beat you

One time I took a homeless guy (he was hot) into my house/hostel and he took a shower, the manager made him a MASSIVE plate of food and then I let him stay in my bed for the night lmao

[Morgan.]

Adam: “Have you given cottage cheese to a homeless person today?”
Me: “Sadly, I have not been able to do so. I tried three times.”

:joker:

[Marsh.]

This was well befor I met my husband :laugh: I was only 17

Not you calling your ex a tramp? :smug:

[Ant.]

This was well befor I met my husband :laugh: I was only 17

What did your family say? D:

I'm not even allowed friends round!

[Mitchell]

Adam: “Have you given cottage cheese to a homeless person today?”
Me: “Sadly, I have not been able to do so. I tried three times.”

:joker:

[Mitchell]

Vicky I can beat you

One time I took a homeless guy (he was hot) into my house/hostel and he took a shower, the manager made him a MASSIVE plate of food and then I let him stay in my bed for the night lmao

But I thought it was his problem and not anyone else’s?

[Vicky.]

I’m sorry, but this is possibly the most ignorant post on this thread? In this country the amount of war veterans who are on the street starving that we have failed is unreal, so yes, it is far from just their own problem, let’s hope you don’t end up homeless one day.

Yeah, have to agree with that actually. Yeah there are some fakers or whatever, but the vast majority have just fell on hard times.
Vicky I can beat you

One time I took a homeless guy (he was hot) into my house/hostel and he took a shower, the manager made him a MASSIVE plate of food and then I let him stay in my bed for the night lmao

Mine was to be nice though, not to service my fanny :bored:

[caprimint]

I’m sorry, but this is possibly the most ignorant post on this thread? In this country the amount of war veterans who are on the street starving that we have failed is unreal, so yes, it is far from just their own problem, let’s hope you don’t end up homeless one day.
There are also loads of immigrants who just want to stay here but they don't have the right to work they just want a 'better life' and want us to hand it to them which... doesn't work. Just... get a job yknow?

[Marsh.]

I grew up respecting a homeless man

I'm sure he went to sleep on a full belly of your respect.

[Vicky.]

What did your family say? D:


I was kicked out at 16..had my own place :p

[Denver]

Vicky I can beat you

One time I took a homeless guy (he was hot) into my house/hostel and he took a shower, the manager made him a MASSIVE plate of food and then I let him stay in my bed for the night lmao

Imagine the desperation to get laid

[Liam-]

Ant letting a beggar have his spare room in exchange for a whiff of his trench foot?

[Denver]

Like why would you bribe a homeless man with stuff for sex

[caprimint]

But I thought it was his problem and not anyone else’s?
When did I say it wasn't? I brought him back because I genuinely enjoyed his company and spending time with him, not because I felt sorry for him or anything. :laugh:

[Vicky.]

There are also loads of immigrants who just want to stay here but they don't have the right to work they just want a 'better life' and want us to hand it to them which... doesn't work. Just... get a job yknow?

Ah. Shrodingers immigrant. Simultaneously just wanting handouts as they don't want to work while stealing all our jobs.

[caprimint]

Imagine the desperation to get laid
I... am asexual

[Marsh.]

Imagine the desperation to get laid

So what if she did? That vagina was a warm place for him to sleep that night. What did YOU do?

[Ant.]

I was kicked out at 16..had my own place :p

Omg sorry :worry: well that's very generous of you :clap1: :love:

(I hope you made him breakfast too?)

[Denver]

I'm sure he went to sleep on a full belly of your respect.

He actually did, everyone looked out for him then it turned out he had a lot of money but chose to be homeless

[Marsh.]

Ant letting a beggar have his spare room in exchange for a whiff of his trench foot?

:skull: :skull: :skull:

[Ant.]

So what if she did? That vagina was a warm place for him to sleep that night. What did YOU do?

:skull:

[Barry.]

So what if she did? That vagina was a warm place for him to sleep that night. What did YOU do?

Adam to offer his ass to the homeless?

[LukeB]

Imagine the desperation to get laid

You can't just assume Stacey wanted to get laid...you don't even know Stacey, if you did then you will know she isn't interested in sex.

[Denver]

Adam to offer his ass to the homeless?

I wouldnt even offer my ass to HomeTown let alone the homeless

[Marsh.]

He actually did, everyone looked out for him then it turned out he had a lot of money but chose to be homeless

So you respected a fake homeless man? I thought you could spot them straight away?

How DO you sleep at night?

[Ant.]

Ant letting a beggar have his spare room in exchange for a whiff of his trench foot?

Yknow what some homeless men are hot so tea?

[Denver]

You can't just assume Stacey wanted to get laid...you don't even know Stacey, if you did then you will know she isn't interested in sex.

She literally said she invited him back because she thought he was hot

[Ant.]

"can I use your shower please?"
"Not until you let me smell your feet first"

[Liam-]

He actually did, everyone looked out for him then it turned out he had a lot of money but chose to be homeless

He... chose to be homeless, but, he had money? Stupidity is a disease

[Marsh.]

Shrodingers immigrant.

Omg I love you so much.

[Morgan.]

He actually did, everyone looked out for him then it turned out he had a lot of money but chose to be homeless

And did he turn down any of the money donated to him by passers by? Or food? Or drink?

[caprimint]

You can't just assume Stacey wanted to get laid...you don't even know Stacey, if you did then you will know she isn't interested in sex.
:love:

I wouldnt even offer my ass to HomeTown let alone the homeless
I doubt they'd take the offer anyway, the street is probably cleaner

[JerseyWins]

Ant letting a beggar have his spare room in exchange for a whiff of his trench foot?
:skull:

You can't just assume Stacey wanted to get laid...you don't even know Stacey, if you did then you will know she isn't interested in sex.
Typical Adam :skull: :joker:

[Mitchell]

Ah. Shrodingers immigrant. Simultaneously just wanting handouts as they don't want to work while stealing all our jobs.

:joker:

[Barry.]

She literally said she invited him back because she thought he was hot

She said she liked his company too or are you ignoring that?