Sleleen ranks every Love Island season 5 islander

[sleleen]

will hopefully start this after the final

[Cal.]

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[sleleen]

Will try get this up today

[Barry.]

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Guessing this is the top 3.

[sleleen]

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Guessing this is the top 3.

Nope

[reece(:]

Lasagna win or keep it!

[sleleen]

36-35
36. Curtis Pritchard
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I think Curtis went in there from the start thinking he had the win. He seemed like the typical ‘winner’ mould but it turned out he was nothing of the sort. For the first week I didn’t really mind him but the mask quickly slipped as he started to give advice to everyone who just didn’t need it? It reminded me of Jack n Dani last year just because Curtis was in the most ‘stable’ couple he thought he had to barge through every fight anyone had. But what really turned me off was his Casa Amor situation. Amy was so nice to him and was as loyal as anything but he completely forgot about her for someone he knew a couple of hours..who then also pied him:skull: After pied by Jourdan he made Amy feel as though he was second choice and the way he spoke to her in their ‘ah was coming back here to tell you that ah love you’ chat was disgusting. Moving on to last week. Calling Jordan ‘brave’ yes brave for cheating on the girlfriend he just asked to be with a mere two days ago & the patronising way he spoke to Maura that day just showed everything about what type of islander he was. Next!

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35. Michael Griffiths
Another one who’s mask slipped. Michael was great the first half of the series. He clocked anton when he was rude to Anna. He was great with Amber and was going to win & had a great friendship with Yewande. But all that changed in Casa Amor when he ditched her and treated her soooo bad when she returned. The way he spoke to Anna & Amber was so bad. ‘Sit Down’ like wtf. Also when Belle spoke her mind and truth to Anton he said to him ‘that just shows how immature she is’. It was like any women who spoke her mind was automatically chaldish. Also cringe @ him trying to get Amber back by saying that he never said who he found what he came here for was about:skull:

[Matthew.]

Yeah that would be my bottom 2 as well, agree with all points made there

[sleleen]

34-32
34.Anton Danyluk
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I didn’t find him one bit funny tbh. I think he was cast to be ‘the joker’ but I didn’t get that at all. I found him very very hypocritical especially how he harped on about how its love island not friend island to justify not picking Yewande yet relied on a friend to save him all season:shrug: Also, how he tried to turn it back on Belle in their argument by trying to himself look good by calling her immature?

33.Jordan Hames
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I didn’t mind Jordan until the last week really. As a couple him and Anna were probably my favourite and I really liked how he was nice to Anna when she didnt pick him at Casa Amor. I didnt really like how he like a lot of the other boys called Anna childish when she was rightly annoyed at Danny for dumping her best friend. But, Jordan lost it in the last week when he literally played Anna his actual girlfriend for another girl. It was such a silly mistake and I wonder what he was thinking considering the public see everything:joker: Anyways, he would be much higher if he didn’t put Anna through that

32. Joe Garratt
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Joe was very similar to Curtis in the sense I think he came in thinking he was winning as he was a ‘typical, relatable’ person. But it all went pear shaped on day 2 when Lucie was chosen by Tommy. Joe then started to become like Lucie’s shadow and a bit annoying & clingy but with thousands of complaints drawing in he was thankfully dumped very soon into the series.

[sleleen]

31-25

31.Danny Williamshttps://images.immediate.co.uk/production/volatile/sites/3/2019/06/Screen-Shot-2019-06-09-at-09.41.21-2c40c02.png?quality=90&resize=620,413
I thought Danny & Yewande were a decent couple. Had a good chance of reaching the final and all that. Then Arabella came in and rightly so (as its the aim of the game) came in and got to know him but Danny seemed more interested in Yewande. However, then came the recoupling and Danny delivered a speech revolving around Intelligence making everyone think he was going for Yewande but ended up harshly dumping her without even making her aware beforehand. The way he done it with the whole intelligence speech really put me and all the viewers off. But he’s with legend Jourdan now and they are actually good together so good for him!

30. George Rains
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George came in to Casa Amor, luckily got picked by Lucie over Stevie, went into the main villa, said nothing, got dumped. (Mess why does this sound like Amy’s insta bio fff)

29. Stevie Bradley
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Stevie was nearly in the main villa by Lucie but wasn’t chosen. Cant say much more.

28.Sharif Lanre
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Sharif was literally UTR in his short time in the villa. Cant say much apart from I’m dissapointed at how he was shading Yewande at some trip with a few past islanders as ‘lad banter’

27. Nabila Badda
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Miss Nabila got no screentime at all:( Although I still scream and am still so confused at a tweet that said ‘Who Needs To Fook Off?’ and it had people pointing up and then a picture of her? despite her getting 0 airtime and it had like 5k retweets wtf:joker:

26.Dan Rose
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I am so confused as to why Dan wasnt an original. I think he got the least airtime out of the 12 newbies. He’s beaut tho

25. Maria Wild
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I think I actually liked Maria in whatever airtime she got cause ah remember saying ‘OMG screaming at Maria’ but cant think of what it was that I was screaming at?

[RileyH]

George came in to Casa Amor, luckily got picked by Lucie over Stevie, went into the main villa, said nothing, got dumped. (Mess why does this sound like Amy’s insta bio fff)

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[Adamw92]

Ugh, your mind at that bottom 6 :clap1: :clap1:

[Tony Montana]

Great bottom 6 :clap1:

[sleleen]

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