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Christmas Dynasnow
06-12-2019, 09:12 AM
Dave the duck's private parts first became infected in October last year
He was prescribed antibiotics and his owner Josh had to wash them every day
But when it kept happening Torquay duck was referred to experts in Bristol
After trying to mate with friends Dora, Freda and Edith it was removed on Thurs


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A pet owner had to have his duck's penis removed after it tried to mate with
its female companions 10 times a day.


Josh Watson claims 'over-amorous' Dave the Duck's private parts first became
infected in October after he wouldn't stop trying to mate with his friends
Dora, Freda and Edith.


The pet bird was prescribed antibiotics and painkillers and Josh, 39, of
Torquay, Devon, was told to give him an intimate wash every day.


But the 'nymphomaniac' refused to give up his ways and his owner was forced
to refer him to the exotic species department at Highcroft Veterinary Hospital
in Bristol.


Experts decided there was no other option and the duck's penis was removed
on Thursday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7760597/Sex-mad-Torquay-duck-forced-penis-removed-infection-trying-mate-10-times-day.html

I suppose Ducktor knows best?

thesheriff443
06-12-2019, 09:14 AM
Fcuk a duck

thesheriff443
06-12-2019, 09:15 AM
World has gone qwaukers

Merry Mockmas
06-12-2019, 09:16 AM
The Duck must be traumatized, poor thing.

Christmas Dynasnow
06-12-2019, 09:23 AM
The Duck must be traumatized, poor thing.

no need to Dicktate how it is

Cherry Christmas
06-12-2019, 09:25 AM
the picture on the operating table :laugh:

thesheriff443
06-12-2019, 09:30 AM
It’s gone all around the duck pond, look no dick Dave.

thesheriff443
06-12-2019, 09:31 AM
He must be spitting feathers

thesheriff443
06-12-2019, 09:35 AM
That’s a shame, Dave was looking forward to stuffing the turkey.

Christmas Dynasnow
06-12-2019, 09:36 AM
That’s a shame, Dave was looking forward to stuffing the turkey.

:joker:

Merry Mockmas
06-12-2019, 09:41 AM
no need to Dicktate how it is

:joker:

Merry Mockmas
06-12-2019, 09:42 AM
That’s a shame, Dave was looking forward to stuffing the turkey.

:joker:

arista
06-12-2019, 09:44 AM
Randy Devon

The Slim Reaper
06-12-2019, 09:50 AM
Crispy (sheets) duck

Christmas Dynasnow
06-12-2019, 09:55 AM
Duck filled splattered Puss?

The Slim Reaper
06-12-2019, 09:56 AM
Hoe sin sauce

user104658
06-12-2019, 10:45 AM
I knew a couple of lads at school who could have done with this TBH.

Duck filled splattered Puss?

I draw the line at 10am duck vagina puns LT. there has to be SOME sort of limit.

Christmas Lights
06-12-2019, 04:07 PM
Well there's a nice story to almost put me off eating duck

JerseyWins
07-12-2019, 08:50 PM
I.... really don't know how I feel about this story :think: Or the thread/puns :joker:

What the duck?!

Parmy
07-12-2019, 11:09 PM
Twosugars died..reincarnated; as dave the duck.