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Default Sex-crazed duck's infected penis had to be REMOVED after he tried to mate 10 x a day
  • Dave the duck's private parts first became infected in October last year
  • He was prescribed antibiotics and his owner Josh had to wash them every day
  • But when it kept happening Torquay duck was referred to experts in Bristol
  • After trying to mate with friends Dora, Freda and Edith it was removed on Thurs






A pet owner had to have his duck's penis removed after it tried to mate with
its female companions 10 times a day.


Josh Watson claims 'over-amorous' Dave the Duck's private parts first became
infected in October after he wouldn't stop trying to mate with his friends
Dora, Freda and Edith.


The pet bird was prescribed antibiotics and painkillers and Josh, 39, of
Torquay, Devon, was told to give him an intimate wash every day.


But the 'nymphomaniac' refused to give up his ways and his owner was forced
to refer him to the exotic species department at Highcroft Veterinary Hospital
in Bristol.


Experts decided there was no other option and the duck's penis was removed
on Thursday.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...times-day.html

I suppose Ducktor knows best?
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It’s gone all around the duck pond, look no dick Dave.
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That’s a shame, Dave was looking forward to stuffing the turkey.
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I knew a couple of lads at school who could have done with this TBH.

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Well there's a nice story to almost put me off eating duck
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I.... really don't know how I feel about this story Or the thread/puns

What the duck?!
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Twosugars died..reincarnated; as dave the duck.
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