Jiggery pokery

[Beso]

:hehe:

One of my favourite words.

What are yours?

[Alf]

Fanny

[Beso]

Fanny

Can you use it in a sentence please.

[Marsh.]

It's two words.

[Alf]

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

[Beso]

It's two words.

2 words is fine..what are they?

[Beso]

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.:joker:

[Alf]

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.:joker:When we was kids, my mates younger brother used to sing that to us. It just came back to me when you asked me to put "fanny" in a sentence.

[Crimson Dynamo]

cookers

[Beso]

cookers

Can you use it in a sentence please. :hee:

[Cherie]

Can you use it in a sentence please.

Marsh is a fanny

[Cherie]

Can you use it in a sentence please. :hee:

my cooker has packed up, so I am off out to look at some new cookers today :hee:

[Cherie]

2 words is fine..what are they?

I will hazard a guess...fook off

[Josy]

Threads like this go in chat and games

I'm moving it.

[Beso]

Thank you.

[Mystic Mock]

Dido.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Can you use it in a sentence please. :hee:

Mildred was a plain looking girl with not much about her but by god she had a great pair of cookers that would take your eye out from 5 paces.

:hehe:

[Marsh.]

Marsh is a fanny

:oh:

[Cherie]

:oh:

Jiggery pokery

[Beso]

Jiggery pokery

Cherie wold relish a bit of jiggery pokery with me.:hehe:

[thesheriff443]

Cherie wold relish a bit of jiggery pokery with me.:hehe:

The only thing Cherie will give you is a hot poker, that will make you think twice about tossing your caber

[Beso]

The only thing Cherie will give you is a hot poker, that will make you think twice about tossing your kaber

Wow..you sound very jealous and protective

[thesheriff443]

Wow..you sound very jealous and protective

I’ve not the jealous kind, let’s see what Cherie says when she reads your post.

I auditioned for big brother and there was ten of us in a group, young woman was taken to the front and guy auditioning us whispered in her ear, she then put us in order of first to last with me being first.

We had to guess why we was put in that order, it turns out he asked her to put in order who she would sleep with.

Not to brag but I’ve had lots and lots of women, so much so I left a lovely woman’s home one night because her voice was annoying me.

[Beso]

I’ve not the jealous kind, let’s see what Cherie says when she reads your post.

I auditioned for big brother and there was ten of us in a group, young woman was taken to the front and guy auditioning us whispered in her ear, she then put us in order of first to last with me being first.

We had to guess why we was put in that order, it turns out he asked her to put in order who she would sleep with.

Not to brag but I’ve had lots and lots of women, so much so I left a lovely woman’s home one night because her voice was annoying me.


And defensive.:wavey:

[thesheriff443]

And defensive.:wavey:

Not at all, just giving you some facts when you accuse me of being jelous.

This a big brother forum not a dating website

By the way, I was having a laugh with you in my first post and I’m still having a laugh with you now.

[Josy]

Well that escalated

[Beso]

Not at all, just giving you some facts when you accuse me of being jelous.

This a big brother forum not a dating website

By the way, I was having a laugh with you in my first post and I’m still having a laugh with you now.



Ah well...bye bye banter it never works both ways.:wavey:

[Mystic Mock]

Well that escalated

And it didn't involve one of LT, Marsh, Nicky91, nor Michael21 to cause the conflict.:joker:

[Beso]

Well that escalated

There some jiggery pokery going on. :suspect:

[thesheriff443]

Ah well...bye bye banter.:wavey:

Bye bye love bye bye happinesses I think I’m gonna cry.

Anyways the forum police will be all over this thread.

[thesheriff443]

Oh look There is josy.

[Beso]

Bye bye love bye bye happinesses I think I’m gonna cry.

Anyways the forum police will be all over this thread.

I was just bantering with Cherie. .I know she wants to poke me up the bum with a red hot poker....so I was bantering with her..in a flantering way..

I merely said you were jealous to keep the banter going...no worries..crossed wires that's all.

No point in mods suddenly waking up.

[Josy]

Oh look There is josy.And?

I'm a forum member this thread was bumped so I clicked it, big deal?

[Beso]

And?

I'm a forum member this thread was bumped so I clocked it, big deal?

Forum paranoia..Let's just drop it..:shrug:

[Josy]

Forum paranoia..Let's just drop it..:shrug:Drop it like its hot

[thesheriff443]

And?

I'm a forum member this thread was bumped so I clicked it, big deal?

It’s a no deal josy.

[Beso]

Drop it like its hot

Like a poker. .

[thesheriff443]

Like a poker. .being gently cooled up my bum.

Deffanatly the hot stepper

[Beso]

Not being gently cooled.

[thesheriff443]

Not being gently cooled.

Rocket man springs to mind.

[Beso]

Rocket man springs to mind.

Burning up my arse for everyone.

[thesheriff443]

Mean while my rabbit is chewing the paint off my floor boards.

[Mystic Mock]

Drop it like its hot

:joker:

[thesheriff443]

Burning up my arse for everyone.

I’m in the mood for dancing and romancing

[Beso]

Ooooooooooooooooooooo...Ooo. .oooo

[Beso]

That hurt

[Beso]

Grunt..

It's also a funny word in my head...it's a word that you can say and in your head, that makes it a mixture of the word grunt and the sound of a grunt.


I like to think of it when I see ugly bald men i hate when I go back to scotland for a weekend.

I will be looking at him, in the local pub..him not moved for years. .him trying to nod at me in recognition...and me just grunting in my head describing what his face looks like to me in my head..

Cyclops is the blokes nickname at home.

[Marsh.]

I’ve not the jealous kind, let’s see what Cherie says when she reads your post.

I auditioned for big brother and there was ten of us in a group, young woman was taken to the front and guy auditioning us whispered in her ear, she then put us in order of first to last with me being first.

We had to guess why we was put in that order, it turns out he asked her to put in order who she would sleep with.

Not to brag but I’ve had lots and lots of women, so much so I left a lovely woman’s home one night because her voice was annoying me.

Not at all, just giving you some facts when you accuse me of being jelous.

This a big brother forum not a dating website

By the way, I was having a laugh with you in my first post and I’m still having a laugh with you now.

Bye bye love bye bye happinesses I think I’m gonna cry.

Anyways the forum police will be all over this thread.

Oh look There is josy.

https://i.imgur.com/93zJsho.png?1

[Marsh.]

And it didn't involve one of LT, Marsh, Nicky91, nor Michael21 to cause the conflict.:joker:

https://i.imgur.com/Rz6RHzG.gif

[Beso]

Cherie wold relish a bit of jiggery pokery with me.:hehe:


We could do it behind Michaels bins down the bottom of his drive for TIBB...
With our binoculars...another fine word by the way. :dance:




:shrug:

[thesheriff443]

We could do it behind Michaels bins down the bottom of his drive for TIBB...
With our binoculars...another fine word by the way. :dance:




:shrug:

Poor Cherie, when will the jiggery / pokery end.

[Mystic Mock]

https://i.imgur.com/Rz6RHzG.gif

Omg!:joker:

[Cherie]

:joker: I’m exhausted after reading all that

Fandabbydozie

[thesheriff443]

:joker: I’m exhausted after reading all that

Fandabbydozie

I would say put you feet up but that could be dangerous.

[Cherie]

I would say put you feet up but that could be dangerous.

:laugh:

[Strictly Jake]

Dont know about my favourite word but my least favourite word is Moist. Ewwwwwww

[Kazanne]

:hehe:

One of my favourite words.

What are yours?

Ramifications,I don't know why,I just like it,:laugh: