[parmnion]

One of my favourite words.

What are yours?

[Alf]

Fanny

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Alf

Fanny

Can you use it in a sentence please.

[Marsh.]

It's two words.

[Alf]

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

It's two words.

2 words is fine..what are they?

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Alf

I went to a Chinese restaurant, to buy a loaf of bread, they wrapped it up in a five pound note, and this is what they said. A smack in the gob, kick in the head, cut off your fanny stick it on your head, when the Indians come to town, yeee ah.

Don't ask

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Whadda you mean don't ask!

I have to now.

When we was kids, my mates younger brother used to sing that to us. It just came back to me when you asked me to put "fanny" in a sentence.

[LeatherTrumpet]

cookers

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

cookers

Can you use it in a sentence please.

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Can you use it in a sentence please.

Marsh is a fanny

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Can you use it in a sentence please.

my cooker has packed up, so I am off out to look at some new cookers today

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by parmnion

2 words is fine..what are they?

I will hazard a guess...fook off

[Josy]

Threads like this go in chat and games

I'm moving it.

[parmnion]

Thank you.

[Mystic Mock]

Dido.

[LeatherTrumpet]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Can you use it in a sentence please.

Mildred was a plain looking girl with not much about her but by god she had a great pair of cookers that would take your eye out from 5 paces.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Marsh is a fanny

[Cherie]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Jiggery pokery

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by Cherie

Jiggery pokery

Cherie wold relish a bit of jiggery pokery with me.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Cherie wold relish a bit of jiggery pokery with me.

The only thing Cherie will give you is a hot poker, that will make you think twice about tossing your caber

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

The only thing Cherie will give you is a hot poker, that will make you think twice about tossing your kaber

Wow..you sound very jealous and protective

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

Wow..you sound very jealous and protective

I’ve not the jealous kind, let’s see what Cherie says when she reads your post.

I auditioned for big brother and there was ten of us in a group, young woman was taken to the front and guy auditioning us whispered in her ear, she then put us in order of first to last with me being first.

We had to guess why we was put in that order, it turns out he asked her to put in order who she would sleep with.

Not to brag but I’ve had lots and lots of women, so much so I left a lovely woman’s home one night because her voice was annoying me.

[parmnion]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

I’ve not the jealous kind, let’s see what Cherie says when she reads your post.

I auditioned for big brother and there was ten of us in a group, young woman was taken to the front and guy auditioning us whispered in her ear, she then put us in order of first to last with me being first.

We had to guess why we was put in that order, it turns out he asked her to put in order who she would sleep with.

Not to brag but I’ve had lots and lots of women, so much so I left a lovely woman’s home one night because her voice was annoying me.

And defensive.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by parmnion

And defensive.

Not at all, just giving you some facts when you accuse me of being jelous.

This a big brother forum not a dating website

By the way, I was having a laugh with you in my first post and I’m still having a laugh with you now.