i got a new state of the art safe

[michael21]

I got a new state of the art safe installed in my big house


I just put my bank card in it

I put to much money in it earlier :cheer2:

Only my hand print can open it as well as a code

[Wizard.]

We'll have to chop your hand off then

[Cherie]

We'll have to chop your hand off then

I was about to say this :oh:

[MB.]

Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"

[Crimson Dynamo]

*changes Tibb password :oh:

[The Slim Reaper]

M21 getting a £50 note out, so he can light his cigar with it.


https://www.esquireme.com/sites/default/files/styles/full_img/public/images/2018/07/29/tom-cruise-mission-impossible.jpg?itok=813F5-FH

[Dogeatdog]

If you end up being raided by the police, just have the safe open already. There’s no point ruining a good safe.

[thesheriff443]

In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.

[Crimson Dynamo]

In other words you got a new piggy bank in the shape of a dildo.

i had a dildo once

but it got snatched

:(

[thesheriff443]

i had a dildo once

but it got snatched

:(

What a cxxt

[michael21]

Let me guess, the code is 80085 because it looks like the word "boobs"

Lucky gess :fist:

[Livia]

You can keep your "Jobseekers" signing card it in!