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Beso
12-04-2020, 07:53 PM
I don't want to shake your hand mate.

Mitchell
12-04-2020, 07:55 PM
U ok Hun? X

user104658
12-04-2020, 07:57 PM
This is exactly how Arthur Morgan got TB... just sayin'...

Beso
12-04-2020, 07:57 PM
No I'm bloody not.

Fed up with being surrounded by morons.

Smithy
12-04-2020, 07:58 PM
Fed up with being surrounded by morons.

Me in serious debates and news

Kate!
12-04-2020, 08:04 PM
So I am gathering that someone has offered Parm a handshake and he doesn't want to shake? Just call me Derek Acorah.

Tell em to eff off Parmy. Me don't want no covid virus.

Beso
12-04-2020, 08:26 PM
So I am gathering that someone has offered Parm a handshake and he doesn't want to shake? Just call me Derek Acorah.

Tell em to eff off Parmy. Me don't want no covid virus.

I felt like grabbing his hand and pulling him towards me as I stuck my head into his nose.

LukeB
12-04-2020, 08:28 PM
violence is never the answer

Beso
12-04-2020, 08:29 PM
violence is never the answer

Yes it effing is...you want some?

Sorry..x

arista
12-04-2020, 08:34 PM
Yes it effing is...you want some?

But you could then Catch
Deadly Covid 19


So Settle Down.

Beso
12-04-2020, 08:39 PM
But you could then Catch
Deadly Covid 19


So Settle Down.

Al take you out as well if you start.

Beso
12-04-2020, 08:41 PM
One duck and a quick raise using the knee for power with a short right hander should do you.

Who else wants some..Let's Ave it.

arista
12-04-2020, 08:47 PM
Al take you out as well if you start.


Not Possible
big Fella

I can Kung Fu you Fast
to the ground
if I need to.

Beso
12-04-2020, 08:49 PM
Not Possible
big Fella

I can Kung Fu you Fast
to the ground
if I need to.

Well that might work...but you better get the first one in.

arista
12-04-2020, 08:50 PM
Well that might work...but you better get the first one in.


Wank Yourself Off

caprimint
12-04-2020, 08:52 PM
Yes it effing is...you want some?
:skull:

Beso
12-04-2020, 08:57 PM
Maybe I should.

user104658
12-04-2020, 08:58 PM
I remember when I was maybe 19, me and a mate were stood outside a house party having a cheeky smoke, and noticed some old drunk bloke sneaking about the trees nearby looking at us... like he was trying to be stealth but really obvious... and when we asked if he was alright he was like "If you boys come at me, you'd better come feet first!!".

I'm getting those vibes here Parmy.

Beso
12-04-2020, 09:00 PM
Surprised he didn't have a pair of steel cappped boots for gloves ts..

Im only kidding anyway, some muppet pissed me of before when I went out for my essentials.

He tried to shake my hand the drunken dick.

user104658
12-04-2020, 09:05 PM
Surprised he didn't have a pair of steel cappped boots for gloves ts..

Im only kidding anyway, some muppet pissed me of before when I went out for my essentials.

He tried to shake my hand the drunken dick.

A guy once shook my hand with piss on his hand and I think it might be the angriest I've ever been.

hijaxers
12-04-2020, 09:09 PM
No I'm bloody not.

Fed up with being surrounded by morons.

Same ~ what a crap day its been here.

Amy Jade
12-04-2020, 09:12 PM
Yes it effing is...you want some?

Dont you start on her!

https://assets.capitalfm.com/2017/04/nicola-mclean-eye-2-1485528843.jpg

caprimint
12-04-2020, 09:13 PM
The other day my friend was drunk as **** and he tried to shake hands with a policeman, he kinda shook his head but my friend kept pestering him and eventually he agreed to touch elbows with him :skull:

Beso
12-04-2020, 09:13 PM
A guy once shook my hand with piss on his hand and I think it might be the angriest I've ever been.

That remindes.me of my first venture to Glasgow as a frEsh faced 14 yr old giving my dad a hand in the summer holidays cabling a new supermarket at maryhill.

Went for a **** and some dirty twat had smeared **** on the toilet door lock.

Mitchell
12-04-2020, 09:28 PM
Have you tried meditation?

Beso
12-04-2020, 09:36 PM
Have you tried meditation?

Venting on tibb works well enough thanks.

Babayaro.
12-04-2020, 10:50 PM
Not Possible
big Fella

I can Kung Fu you Fast
to the ground
if I need to.

:joker::joker:

Babayaro.
12-04-2020, 10:53 PM
The other day my friend was drunk as **** and he tried to shake hands with a policeman, he kinda shook his head but my friend kept pestering him and eventually he agreed to touch elbows with him :skull:

should've arrested him instead :idc:

MB.
12-04-2020, 10:56 PM
Not Possible
big Fella

I can Kung Fu you Fast
to the ground
if I need to.

This is hot!

Babayaro.
12-04-2020, 10:59 PM
This is hot!

Wank Yourself Off

.

MB.
12-04-2020, 11:03 PM
.

:joker:

Shaun
13-04-2020, 02:34 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPD7vlbUcAEr2Ns.jpg

JerseyWins
13-04-2020, 03:53 AM
Is everyone day drinking every day now in quarantine? :fan:

caprimint
13-04-2020, 05:19 AM
NOOOOOOO @ Parmy being banned :bawling:

Literally the highlight of quarantine </3

arista
13-04-2020, 06:15 AM
NOOOOOOO @ Parmy being banned :bawling:

Literally the highlight of quarantine </3

Only one night

Dogeatdog
13-04-2020, 02:35 PM
Not Possible
big Fella

I can Kung Fu you Fast
to the ground
if I need to.

:joker:

GoldHeart
13-04-2020, 04:14 PM
Not Parm wanting to headbutt someone

Calderyon
13-04-2020, 04:29 PM
Not Parm wanting to headbutt someone

He actually might have, he just did it virtually.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-04-2020, 04:43 PM
This is exactly how Arthur Morgan got TB... just sayin'...

Was it? :suspect:

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-04-2020, 04:44 PM
Was it that old guy who lived on a farm or something then his wife became a hooker

user104658
13-04-2020, 05:19 PM
Was it that old guy who lived on a farm or something then his wife became a hookerYep, he couldn't work because he had TB and that's why he couldn't pay off his debt... Arthur beat the guy literally to death and got his blood all over his face, in his eyes... Mouth... :umm2:.

There is a scene late game when Arthur is talking to either the priest or the nun... I can't remember which, it's one of them... But he's getting all philosophical about the things he's done and mentions something along the lines of that he can't feel too sorry for himself for having TB, because he caught it beating a guy to death for a few dollars.

It is an optional/random scene though I think so it's not actually made clear in every playthrough! It never comes up in any of the main quest cutscenes.

Fetch The Bolt Cutters
13-04-2020, 06:41 PM
Oh well she deserved it then! I didn’t remember him beating the guy to death i just remember him meeting his wife afterwards and she was working as a prozzie ghjjhh

user104658
14-04-2020, 09:02 AM
Oh well she deserved it then! I didn’t remember him beating the guy to death i just remember him meeting his wife afterwards and she was working as a prozzie ghjjhhIt was brutal BUT not as brutal as Trevor in GTA5 curb stomping that meth head...

Crimson Dynamo
14-04-2020, 09:25 AM
Just how are hookers making money to right now?