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12-04-2020, 07:53 PM | #1 | |||
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I don't want to shake your hand mate.
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12-04-2020, 07:55 PM | #2 | |||
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U ok Hun? X
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12-04-2020, 07:57 PM | #3 | ||
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This is exactly how Arthur Morgan got TB... just sayin'...
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12-04-2020, 07:57 PM | #4 | |||
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No I'm bloody not.
Fed up with being surrounded by morons. |
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12-04-2020, 07:58 PM | #5 | |||
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12-04-2020, 08:04 PM | #6 | |||
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So I am gathering that someone has offered Parm a handshake and he doesn't want to shake? Just call me Derek Acorah.
Tell em to eff off Parmy. Me don't want no covid virus.
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12-04-2020, 08:26 PM | #7 | |||
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I felt like grabbing his hand and pulling him towards me as I stuck my head into his nose.
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12-04-2020, 08:28 PM | #8 | |||
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violence is never the answer
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12-04-2020, 08:29 PM | #9 | |||
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Yes it effing is...you want some?
Sorry..x Last edited by parmnion; 12-04-2020 at 09:18 PM. |
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12-04-2020, 08:34 PM | #10 | |||
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12-04-2020, 08:39 PM | #11 | |||
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Al take you out as well if you start.
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12-04-2020, 08:41 PM | #12 | |||
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One duck and a quick raise using the knee for power with a short right hander should do you.
Who else wants some..Let's Ave it. |
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12-04-2020, 08:47 PM | #13 | |||
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12-04-2020, 08:49 PM | #14 | |||
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Well that might work...but you better get the first one in.
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12-04-2020, 08:50 PM | #15 | |||
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12-04-2020, 08:52 PM | #16 | |||
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another vice
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12-04-2020, 08:57 PM | #17 | |||
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Maybe I should.
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12-04-2020, 08:58 PM | #18 | ||
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I remember when I was maybe 19, me and a mate were stood outside a house party having a cheeky smoke, and noticed some old drunk bloke sneaking about the trees nearby looking at us... like he was trying to be stealth but really obvious... and when we asked if he was alright he was like "If you boys come at me, you'd better come feet first!!".
I'm getting those vibes here Parmy. |
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12-04-2020, 09:00 PM | #19 | |||
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Surprised he didn't have a pair of steel cappped boots for gloves ts..
Im only kidding anyway, some muppet pissed me of before when I went out for my essentials. He tried to shake my hand the drunken dick. |
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12-04-2020, 09:05 PM | #20 | ||
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A guy once shook my hand with piss on his hand and I think it might be the angriest I've ever been.
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12-04-2020, 09:09 PM | #21 | ||
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12-04-2020, 09:12 PM | #22 | |||
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12-04-2020, 09:13 PM | #23 | |||
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The other day my friend was drunk as **** and he tried to shake hands with a policeman, he kinda shook his head but my friend kept pestering him and eventually he agreed to touch elbows with him
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12-04-2020, 09:13 PM | #24 | |||
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Went for a **** and some dirty twat had smeared **** on the toilet door lock. |
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12-04-2020, 09:28 PM | #25 | |||
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Have you tried meditation?
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