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arista
08-11-2020, 10:48 AM
General Sir Nick Carter
Chief of Defence Staff
120,000 troops
but 30,000 could be Robots
Yes, I say
a Future with Robot Machine gunners up front.
He was on SkyNewsHD Ridge (Recorded Friday)
and Marr Live.
He also stated how WW3 could start.
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The Slim Reaper
08-11-2020, 10:52 AM
Yes, I say.
Why do we even need an army?
The Slim Reaper
08-11-2020, 11:03 AM
To crush the Irish.
Brexit does that...so why do we need an army?
arista
08-11-2020, 11:23 AM
Why do we even need an army?
To Build Bridges
fast. (Flooded land)
Protect our Falklands
Administer Covid Fast Tests in Liverpool.
And Protect our land
in a future war.
Just a few items.
We ain't been attacked since Hitler....
It looks more like military bands are the only thing needed to me
All these world unions we have joined since then should ensure our safety..
I reckon the public could do all those things you listed.
arista
08-11-2020, 11:33 AM
We ain't been attacked since Hitler....
It looks more like military bands are the only thing needed to me
All these world unions we have joined since then should ensure our safety..
I reckon the public could do all those things you listed.
We were
we got invaded in our Falkland Islands 1982
Forcing us into a war with Argentina
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falklands_War
We were
we got invaded in our Falkland Islands
Forcing us into a war with Argentina
But apart from that...that i forgot
We dont really need an army, or shouldn't because of all these very very important world organisations we joined
user104658
08-11-2020, 11:47 AM
But arista, if the robots are back on the military front lines, who will serve the pick'n'mix at Woolworths?? Absolute chaos.
No point in Woolworths coming back cause it's only highlight was actually picking n mixing yourself..
user104658
08-11-2020, 12:51 PM
No point in Woolworths coming back cause it's only highlight was actually picking n mixing yourself..Arista promised me that there would be robot pick'n'mix butlers who would serve up your choice of sweets and bag them all up for you, but that's all gone down the pan now that they've been conscripted as cannon fodder in Britain's new cyborg army. Just when I thought 2020 was looking up. Yet another devastating blow.
arista
08-11-2020, 12:57 PM
Arista promised me that there would be robot pick'n'mix butlers who would serve up your choice of sweets and bag them all up for you, but that's all gone down the pan now that they've been conscripted as cannon fodder in Britain's new cyborg army. Just when I thought 2020 was looking up. Yet another devastating blow.
Yes The Robot for Pick and Mix
is not armed.
But will be made in the same factory
Arista promised me that there would be robot pick'n'mix butlers who would serve up your choice of sweets and bag them all up for you, but that's all gone down the pan now that they've been conscripted as cannon fodder in Britain's new cyborg army. Just when I thought 2020 was looking up. Yet another devastating blow.
They better not be firing my 5 quid pick and mix sweeties out them...the van will be stopped for that :fist:
user104658
08-11-2020, 12:59 PM
Yes The Robot for Pick and Mix
is not armed.
But will be made in the same factoryWHAT??
What if they get the boxes mixed up?? What if there's a robot off in the Middle East somewhere pelting ISIS soldiers with white chocolate mice, while Little Timmy's brains are being mopped off Woolie's laminate floor by a traumatised minimum wage employee??
You haven't thought this through at all.
there should be armed robot covid monitors
Crimson Dynamo
08-11-2020, 01:03 PM
If we bring back conscription who will send all the anti-trump memes?
who will topple the statues?
the word OMG will cease to be used
I just dont think that army man has thought this through
:bored:
I wont be standing at attention in Woolworths when sergeant cuntybaws is barking at me either.
user104658
08-11-2020, 01:04 PM
If we bring back conscription who will send all the anti-trump memes?
who will topple the statues?
the word OMG will cease to be used
I just dont think that army man has thought this through
:bored:They're only conscripting the jelly sweet robots, have you not been paying attention?
arista
08-11-2020, 01:09 PM
there should be armed robot covid monitors
A bit Early for
them.
Crimson Dynamo
08-11-2020, 01:09 PM
:fist:
they wont take my Flesh-light
arista
08-11-2020, 01:11 PM
WHAT??
What if they get the boxes mixed up?? What if there's a robot off in the Middle East somewhere pelting ISIS soldiers with white chocolate mice, while Little Timmy's brains are being mopped off Woolie's laminate floor by a traumatised minimum wage employee??
You haven't thought this through at all.
No the Military Robots
are boxed in a box with a Red Line
user104658
08-11-2020, 01:15 PM
No the Military Robots
are boxed in a box with a Red LineSomeone could mistake that for a rogue strawberry lace!
arista
08-11-2020, 01:18 PM
Someone could mistake that for a rogue strawberry lace!
No they are barcoded.
arista
08-11-2020, 01:19 PM
Naz on LBC Live
is taking the WW3 threat
as serious.
Someone could mistake that for a rogue strawberry lace!
Stop it....
My bladders old.:bawling:
user104658
08-11-2020, 03:17 PM
No they are barcoded.
How do you fit a barcode on a strawberry lace?
Kizzy
08-11-2020, 03:53 PM
My guess is there's been the suggestion of a cut in defence spending and the military reaction is BUT THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR!!!
Saddam had 1 million soldiers, and it didnt do him a lot of good
arista
08-11-2020, 05:14 PM
My guess is there's been the suggestion of a cut in defence spending and the military reaction is BUT THERE'S GOING TO BE A WAR!!!
Yes there is to be a Cut
so the Military Robots
will fill the gap.
arista
09-11-2020, 03:31 PM
Todays Guardian
'Robot soldiers could make up quarter of British army by 2030s'
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2020/nov/08/third-world-war-a-risk-in-wake-of-covid-pandemic-says-uk-defence-chief
[Thirty thousand “robot soldiers” could form
an integral part of the British army in the 2030s,
working alongside humans in and around the frontline,
the head of the armed forces said
in a television interview on Sunday.
Gen Sir Nick Carter said the armed forces
needed “to think about how we measure effects
in a different way” – and he called on the government
to proceed with the previously
promised five-year integrated defence review.
Speaking to Sky News on the morning
of Remembrance Sunday, the chief of the defence staff
suggested that “an armed forces
that’s designed for the 2030s” could
include large numbers of autonomous or remotely controlled machines.
“I mean, I suspect we could have an
army of 120,000, of which 30,000 might be robots,
who knows?”
Carter said, although he stressed he was not
setting any particular target in terms of future numbers.]
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