Do you have any favourite quotes/phrases/ sayings etc…

[Ammi]

….I know that we’ve had this before but, why not….


…I was just listening to a ‘life advice’ speech vid by Matthew McConaughey that someone sent me, he’s a pretty inspirational guy…:love:…do you have any favourite ‘life quote’ type philosophy things that you feel inspired by…?….



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[Zizu]

“ he couldn’t stop a pig in an alley “

Any thoughts on the meaning ??


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[Alf]

"When the sh!t's been shat"

Meaning - You can't do anything about it now, it's already happened.

[Tireur]

Wish I didn’t know now what I didn’t know then.

[GiRTh]

'Sometimes you have to kiss an ass before you can kick it'.

[Zizu]

“ he couldn’t stop a pig in an alley “

Any thoughts on the meaning ??


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Any thoughts ?


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[Ammi]

Any thoughts ?


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…that a pig would get stuck in a narrow alley so saying someone is hopeless at something or generally hopeless…?…

[Zizu]

…that a pig would get stuck in a narrow alley so saying someone is hopeless at something or generally hopeless…?…


Nice try ... it’s a tad simpler.

It’s a term for someone who’s bow legged

:)


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[Ammi]

Nice try ... it’s a tad simpler.

It’s a term for someone who’s bow legged

:)


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…:laugh:…I’m going to put that on my …What I Learned Today, list…thank you, Zizu….

[Livia]

People won't always tell you who they are, but sooner or later they'll show you.

[Livia]

“ he couldn’t stop a pig in an alley “

Any thoughts on the meaning ??


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In east London, it was he couldn't stop a pig in a passage.

[Smithy]

Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack

[Zizu]

In east London, it was he couldn't stop a pig in a passage.


Nice variation ... guess it depends what you call a back street / alley ... in your area


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[Crimson Dynamo]

Haud yer wheesht!

[user104658]

"Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye"

Used ALL THE TIME by old gamblers trying to make themselves feel better about a loss. It essentially means, if you're "meant" to have something, it'll happen... like Baby Jesus or The Universe makes sure it all goes to plan or something. It normally goes like this:

*lose £200*

"Noooo!! **** sake!! Away tae ****!! Load of absolute PISH!!! ... :bawling: .... :bawling: :bawling: ..... .... .sniffle... .... ...... ahh well..... whit's fur ye'll no go by ye..."


I don't believe in fate and all that nonsense myself but it's a phrase that always made me chuckle.

[jasonholder8855]

I prefer to walk with a friend in the dark than to be alone in the light.
(Helen Keller)

[Niamh.]

Throw me to the wolves and I shall return leading the pack

:laugh: I like that one


I always thought this one was pretty spot on :

Bitterness is like drinking poison and expecting the other person to die

[Niamh.]

"Whit's fur ye'll no go by ye"

Used ALL THE TIME by old gamblers trying to make themselves feel better about a loss. It essentially means, if you're "meant" to have something, it'll happen... like Baby Jesus or The Universe makes sure it all goes to plan or something. It normally goes like this:

*lose £200*

"Noooo!! **** sake!! Away tae ****!! Load of absolute PISH!!! ... :bawling: .... :bawling: :bawling: ..... .... .sniffle... .... ...... ahh well..... whit's fur ye'll no go by ye..."


I don't believe in fate and all that nonsense myself but it's a phrase that always made me chuckle.

Or as normal people say "What's for you won't go by you" that's a favourite of my mothers along with "A dumb Priest never gets a Parish" (how Irish catholic is that one) :laugh:

[Marsh.]

"Ding dong the witch is dead!"

[Niamh.]

"Ding dong the witch is dead!"

I am not! :oh:

[Marsh.]

I am not! :oh:

:joker:

[Cherie]

I am not! :oh:

Alive and kicking, we love to see it :dance:

[Captain.Remy]

Hope beats Hate.
It's enough and effective to me.

[MTVN]

Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all - Arthur Balfour

[Zizu]

A smack in the throat often offends


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[Zizu]

Everyone has a plan until they get hit in the face ..

(Mike Tyson )


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[Niamh.]

Just saw this one posted on FB, I like it a lot, good man Oscar

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[Crimson Dynamo]

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[Zizu]

“ Stick a fork in it , turn it , it’s done .. “

In a northern accent


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[Zizu]

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Witty


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[Zizu]

My fave quote was on Spike Milligan’s gravestone !!

( whacky comedian from the good old days )

“ I told you I was poorly ! “


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[Kazanne]

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[Zizu]

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Slight tangent but does that coastal village still do that blood thirsty , annual seal pup cul ??


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[Kazanne]

Slight tangent but does that coastal village still do that blood thirsty , annual seal pup cul ??


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No idea zizu,but all this cruelty should stop imo.The seal pup culls are disgusting and there is no need for it.

[Zizu]

No idea zizu,but all this cruelty should stop imo.The seal pup culls are disgusting and there is no need for it.


It’s something I saw a few years ago and I’ve never been able to forget


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[Beso]

Many a mickle makes a muckle.

[Zizu]

In Spain all 22 players make the sign of the cross before they enter the pitch. If it works all matches must therefore end in a draw.

This is why I am not religious

Johan Cruyff


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[Livia]

Another one of my Dad's... Wish in one hand and sh1t in the other, see which one fills up first.

[smudgie]

My little mantra. “Live and let live.”

[Crimson Dynamo]

Another one of my Dad's... Wish in one hand and sh1t in the other, see which one fills up first.

:joker:

[Ray.]

Safe as houses

[Zizu]

Safe as houses


Yes !!


Of late shortened to just ‘safe ‘

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[UserSince2005]

Two in the pink, one in the stink

[Beso]

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