Tibbs, serious debates and news poem thread.

[Parmy]

I'm writing mine over the next week.

I would like 2 judges please to deliberate over who should win.

[user104658]

I'm writing mine over the next week.

I would like 2 judges please to deliberate over who should win.

You know Parm great minds think alike!
Those normal posts can take a hike,
From here on out and from now on
My normal posting style is gone!
Every post in every thread
Will be of rhymes straight from my head
For you to read, right on your screen...
...the bestest poems u ever seen :hee:

[bots]

feel the force

[Christmas Dynasnow]

There was a young man from Brighton
Who thought he’d at last found a tight ‘un.
He said, “Oh my love,
It fits like a glove.”
Said she, “But you’re not in the right ‘un.”

[Parmy]

I'd prefer 2 judges before the entries.

[user104658]

I think this is great Parm, let's stop all the fighting,
Much better to spend our precious time flyting
And who needs a judge? We can do it for fun!
So no time to waste; let's let this thread run.

[Parmy]

I think this is great Parm, let's stop all the fighting,
Much better to spend our precious time flyting
And who needs a judge? We can do it for fun!
So no time to waste; let's let this thread run.

See.

I agree.
Let's make it 3?
:hehe:

Oops now I've just farted, because I've just started, the smilee rhymee

[user104658]

See.

I agree.
Let's make it 3?
:hehe:

Oops now I've just farted, because I've just started, the smilee rhymee

I have to say Parmy I'm starting to worry,
about all the farting... maybe it's the curry?
OH NO! I forgot that's a word we don't utter!
I mean "spicy chicken", with a sauce, fried in butter.

[Parmy]

You're worried about me? And sometimes LT,?

But you're frying a sauce, within some butter..?
Yer talking such ****e, you bloody nutter.:hee:

[Parmy]

Judges please.
I'm on my knees.

[user104658]

Judges please.
I'm on my knees.

We don't need the judges; not even one,
This contest was over before it'd begun.

[Parmy]

We don't need the judges; not even one,
This contest was over before it'd begun.

But now you've run, run far away.
How on earth, my game, can we now play.