Tennis Fans have been warned not to sneak off for sex in the woods of Wimbledon.

[arista]

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[bots]

it's good that the police are prioritising the important stuff

[Crimson Dynamo]

Robinsons have ended their 85 year association with the event

[Nicky91]

good :clap1:


no need for that filth near such a classy event

[arista]

Robinsons have ended their 85 year association with the event


Yes its all getting Political.



But the Police need to deal with more important
crimes.

[ThomasC]

Someone has to spoil the fun.

So what if you want a quick fecking in the woods.

I don't see any problem.

[ThomasC]

I don't actually think it's a crime unless someone sees?

I could be wrong.

I've had sex in car parks more than once and from my understanding, it only becomes indecent exposure/public order if someone was to see you and take offence.

I just think let people be people if they are doing no harm.

Some actually like to watch others have sex and will watch. It's a big NO for me. I remember being in this car park at night. I met this sexy romanian guy, could hardly string a sentence together and I would have to decifer what he said, but he was good with his mouth so I didn't really care....but as he was down on me he said someone was at the window (we were in my car)....it proper freaked me out!!

This other time, a guy had a tonic clonic seizure in my car when I was giving him a blowie. I have never been more scared in my life, I thought he was going to die. In that moment I was thinking how am I going to explain this to the police and stuff. His little brother was in the house too and we were on the driveway so I was also thinking how am I going to explain it to his little brother. It was so messed up. I think he'd been taking drugs and the adrenaline made him go into seizure... I tilted him to the side and he came around, but yeah it was definitely dicing with death... Moral of the story, do more due diligence with strangers you meet off the internet for sex

[arista]

TC

Getting Freaks watching him getting a good sucking

Sign Of The Times

[Beso]

Someone has to spoil the fun.

So what if you want a quick fecking in the woods.

I don't see any problem.

Monkey pox for starters.

[arista]

Monkey pox for starters.


Yes it is through Sex Acts, it is spreading fast

[Crimson Dynamo]

I did not know TC even liked tennis?

[arista]

I did not know TC even liked tennis?


He may like the Super Fit men.

[Redway]

I don't actually think it's a crime unless someone sees?

I could be wrong.

I've had sex in car parks more than once and from my understanding, it only becomes indecent exposure/public order if someone was to see you and take offence.

I just think let people be people if they are doing no harm.

Some actually like to watch others have sex and will watch. It's a big NO for me. I remember being in this car park at night. I met this sexy romanian guy, could hardly string a sentence together and I would have to decifer what he said, but he was good with his mouth so I didn't really care....but as he was down on me he said someone was at the window (we were in my car)....it proper freaked me out!!

This other time, a guy had a tonic clonic seizure in my car when I was giving him a blowie. I have never been more scared in my life, I thought he was going to die. In that moment I was thinking how am I going to explain this to the police and stuff. His little brother was in the house too and we were on the driveway so I was also thinking how am I going to explain it to his little brother. It was so messed up. I think he'd been taking drugs and the adrenaline made him go into seizure... I tilted him to the side and he came around, but yeah it was definitely dicing with death... Moral of the story, do more due diligence with strangers you meet off the internet for sex

But apparently I’m the “extremely neurotic” one. Okay, bud.

[GoldHeart]

I don't actually think it's a crime unless someone sees?

I could be wrong.

I've had sex in car parks more than once and from my understanding, it only becomes indecent exposure/public order if someone was to see you and take offence.

I just think let people be people if they are doing no harm.

Some actually like to watch others have sex and will watch. It's a big NO for me. I remember being in this car park at night. I met this sexy romanian guy, could hardly string a sentence together and I would have to decifer what he said, but he was good with his mouth so I didn't really care....but as he was down on me he said someone was at the window (we were in my car)....it proper freaked me out!!

This other time, a guy had a tonic clonic seizure in my car when I was giving him a blowie. I have never been more scared in my life, I thought he was going to die. In that moment I was thinking how am I going to explain this to the police and stuff. His little brother was in the house too and we were on the driveway so I was also thinking how am I going to explain it to his little brother. It was so messed up. I think he'd been taking drugs and the adrenaline made him go into seizure... I tilted him to the side and he came around, but yeah it was definitely dicing with death... Moral of the story, do more due diligence with strangers you meet off the internet for sex

Your story about voyeurism reminds me of a short film I saw on YouTube,I think it was French .. this woman kept spying on random couples about to have sex. She actually got caught by one and got into a physical altercation, as she was seen as a creep . The couple were angry and freaked out understandably.

The film weirdly ended where a guy ( who I think briefly knew her) , could see she had this fetish ...so he happily let her 'watch' ,I think he must have been turned on by being watched aswell . The messed up thing was he blindfolded the woman he was with ,so she didn't consent to being watched by a total stranger. She had no idea :facepalm: .

[UserSince2005]

I never wanted to go to wimbledon until now.

[ThomasC]

Monkey pox for starters.

So what? There's also a chance I could get run over by a car

But apparently I’m the “extremely neurotic” one. Okay, bud.

Ermmm, :conf: Completely different scenarios warranting different emotions. You're neurotic about people on a bloody forum, I'm not. :shrug: dear oh dear

Your story about voyeurism reminds me of a short film I saw on YouTube,I think it was French .. this woman kept spying on random couples about to have sex. She actually got caught by one and got into a physical altercation, as she was seen as a creep . The couple were angry and freaked out understandably.

The film weirdly ended where a guy ( who I think briefly knew her) , could see she had this fetish ...so he happily let her 'watch' ,I think he must have been turned on by being watched aswell . The messed up thing was he blindfolded the woman he was with ,so she didn't consent to being watched by a total stranger. She had no idea :facepalm: .

It's all quite normal tbh. I'm not into it, but each to their own. It's also part of the adrenaline of it, being caught, being promiscuous.

People like to make out, or don't talk about it, but it's actually really tame in comparison to a lot of sexual acts or fetishes.

I also like sex and I'm single so I'll just **** about really.

[ThomasC]

I never wanted to go to wimbledon until now.

You're my type of man :laugh:

[The Slim Reaper]

Embarrassing if you need VAR to see if it was in or not :smug:

[Alf]

Is nothing sacred?

Dogging is a traditional British activity.

[Niamh.]

Embarrassing if you need VAR to see if it was in or not :smug:

:laugh:

[ThomasC]

I'm looking for a shag tonight actually if I can find somebody worth my time. It's not an easy task to find someone worthy of my self

[ThomasC]

The worst is when they're a complete nut job or just not what you were expecting.

I have some stories lol

[ThomasC]

I lost my virginity to a German on the gold coast in Australia. He had a very big willy and we had sex in the hostel toilets.

I wasn't even really into him. He just followed me.. like an annoying wasp really. I wanted to get some chips with cheese and gravy and he had to want to get food too.... One thing led to another and we made a babies.

True story that.... Well apart from the babies, obviously

[Crimson Dynamo]

who says romance is dead?

[Alf]

Cheese and gravy don't go together.

[ThomasC]

Cheese and gravy don't go together.

Chips, cheese and gravy is amazing.

[Alf]

Chips, cheese and gravy is amazing.I like chips and cheese. I like chips and gravy, but chips, cheese and gravy is the cuisine of the Devil.

[Alf]

Although thinking about it I suppose it's a bit like a cottage pie because I put a cheese topping on that and it has potato and gravy.

[Zizu]

I like chips and cheese. I like chips and gravy, but chips, cheese and gravy is the cuisine of the Devil.


I agree yet soooo many teenagers love chips , cheese and gravy !!


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[Niamh.]

Chips, cheese and Curry sauce ftw

[Beso]

He who shouts loudest...etc etc etc.

[Alf]

Chips, cheese and Curry sauce ftwYou want locking up.

[Niamh.]

You want locking up.

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[Crimson Dynamo]

I think Thomas tonight is looking more towards Chinese cuisine

perhaps a Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

[ThomasC]

I think Thomas tonight is looking more towards Chinese cuisine

perhaps a Cream of Sum Yung Gai?

Funny you say that, I just had someone who looks Chinese message me.

He wants to talk through wattsapp though which just a big no no if I don't know you that well so he's been ignored. Nice body though

[Redway]

So what? There's also a chance I could get run over by a car



Ermmm, :conf: Completely different scenarios warranting different emotions. You're neurotic about people on a bloody forum, I'm not. :shrug: dear oh dear



It's all quite normal tbh. I'm not into it, but each to their own. It's also part of the adrenaline of it, being caught, being promiscuous.

People like to make out, or don't talk about it, but it's actually really tame in comparison to a lot of sexual acts or fetishes.

I also like sex and I'm single so I'll just **** about really.

Lol.

[AnnieK]

I don't care what you do sexually.....but cheese chips and gravy is borderline deviant

[GoldHeart]

I lost my virginity to a German on the gold coast in Australia. He had a very big willy and we had sex in the hostel toilets.

I wasn't even really into him. He just followed me.. like an annoying wasp really. I wanted to get some chips with cheese and gravy and he had to want to get food too.... One thing led to another and we made a babies.

True story that.... Well apart from the babies, obviously

Seriously ???
You could write a book

[GoldHeart]

Chips, cheese and gravy is amazing.

Noooo not gravy on chips :skull:, the cheese on chips is nice though.

[ThomasC]

Seriously ???
You could write a book

Yep :laugh:

Backpacking opens lots of door... Excuse the euphemism :joker:

Never actually had a boyfriend though :bawling: which is just depressing and a bit abnormal for someone my age, but just never happened :shrug:

[ThomasC]

And chips, cheese and gravy is like more of a northern thing I think? Some love it some hate it. Not that I'm Northern

[user104658]

Greek guy I went to Uni with swore by chips, cheese and coleslaw. I did once try some and found it absolutely amazing - BUT - it was "3am wandering home drunk food" so I dunno if it was actually good or if I was just drunk + really hungry :think:.

For example I once got fried chicken from a dodgy fried chicken place in similar circumstances and thought it was the best thing I'd ever eaten ... and then I got it again sober a few days later and no joke it was disgusting. Absolutely foul. Somehow both greasy and dry at the same time. Ugh.

[Niamh.]

Gav loves chips, cheese & Coleslaw. Lots of the chippers over here sell that plus chips, cheese & Garlic and Chips, cheese & Curry

[ThomasC]

Chips, cheese and coleslaw is rank. Coleslaw is rank full stop.

Omg, the best is chips with chicken salt. Never even knew it was a thing until I went to Australia. It's pretty standard there for them to ask you if you want chicken salt.

I bought some when I got back home but it wasn't the same.

[Niamh.]

I don't like Coleslaw either ^

[GoldHeart]

I don't like Coleslaw either ^

I like it ,but I've found that afterwards it still lingers....even after brushing teeth .

[AnnieK]

Chips and gravy is a Northern thing....I haven't eaten chippy chips in years though. My friend used to have chips gravy and mushy peas

[Zizu]

Yep .. Manchester lad here

I have chips and gravy once a month roughly - I alternate between fish , chips or mushy peas or Steak pudding, chips and peas or a couple of meat pies and peas or potato pie and peas ..or Chips and gravy or curry sauce and chips or a Fish muffin / buttie or a chip muffin / buttie..


I’m hungry now :)


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[Crimson Dynamo]

never had chips and gravy

chips and curry sauce of course

[Niamh.]

never had chips and gravy

chips and curry sauce of courseGood choice

[Mystic Mock]

What about if one of them likes to yell out "I'm a naughty Tory?!"

[Mystic Mock]

Someone has to spoil the fun.

So what if you want a quick fecking in the woods.

I don't see any problem.

Tbh I don't know if I'm missing something here, but I don't get the issue either.

I mean cum on, there's more important things for the Police to sort out than Fifty Shades Of Wimbledon.

[Mystic Mock]

Your story about voyeurism reminds me of a short film I saw on YouTube,I think it was French .. this woman kept spying on random couples about to have sex. She actually got caught by one and got into a physical altercation, as she was seen as a creep . The couple were angry and freaked out understandably.

The film weirdly ended where a guy ( who I think briefly knew her) , could see she had this fetish ...so he happily let her 'watch' ,I think he must have been turned on by being watched aswell . The messed up thing was he blindfolded the woman he was with ,so she didn't consent to being watched by a total stranger. She had no idea :facepalm: .

What is wrong with French fiction? I thought Blackspot and The Forest were weird from them.:joker:

[Mystic Mock]

Yep :laugh:

Backpacking opens lots of door... Excuse the euphemism :joker:

Never actually had a boyfriend though :bawling: which is just depressing and a bit abnormal for someone my age, but just never happened :shrug:

How old are you?

I'm 26 and have still never had sex, let alone a girlfriend.:joker:

Tbh though I like my weird life for the most part, I don't have to compromise on much.:dance:

[Niamh.]

How old are you?



I'm 26 and have still never had sex, let alone a girlfriend.:joker:



Tbh though I like my weird life for the most part, I don't have to compromise on much.:dance:There's a lot to be said for enjoying your own company and being content with your life Mock [emoji3590]

[Mystic Mock]

There's a lot to be said for enjoying your own company and being content with your life Mock [emoji3590]

Thanks Niamh.:dance:

And exactly, people should always do things how they like to do things, rather than just conforming to the norm just for the sake of it.

Obviously I do conform to some norms though, I'm not a complete weirdo.:joker:

[Nicky91]

How old are you?

I'm 26 and have still never had sex, let alone a girlfriend.:joker:

Tbh though I like my weird life for the most part, I don't have to compromise on much.:dance:

mood

i'm 30, and same but even worse :joker:

[ThomasC]

How old are you?

I'm 26 and have still never had sex, let alone a girlfriend.:joker:

Tbh though I like my weird life for the most part, I don't have to compromise on much.:dance:

31:bawling:

Yeah a lot has to do with society norms when you see most people in love and have partners. You can't help but think you'll forever be alone.... It would have been nice to find someone I could enjoy my younger years with, but then on the flip side I wouldn't have had so much fun.

I didn't go to Australia till I was 25/26 and had never really had proper sex till then, but once I started I couldn't really stop....I got this hormonal bug and wanted to shag everything with a pulse :joker:

So there's still time, lots of time....and sex can be quite meaningless anyway, it just meets a need...once you've got your rocks off its onto the next.

I'd love to say you'll be fine and you'll meet someone, but everyone says that and it hasn't happened for me in 31 years so I won't bull**** you. It's hard, but MAYBE one day we will find someone.

I think the secret is probably trying to live your best life.... Focus on you and what you enjoy...get yourself out there and socialise... I'm preaching because I don't do it myself and have no hobbies. My mum constantly badges me to join a club or something, but I can't be bothered and I'm restricted in what I like.

My hobbies at the moment I suppose you could say are this place, my job and keeping fit, I also like YouTibe, Netflix.....they're not very social hobbies. Lol... For me my job is my life.....this whole notion about having a work and life balance doesn't really work for me because my job is my life, it's my purpose and I take great satisfaction in going out to work and then coming home knowing I've worked hard