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Old 26-06-2022, 04:37 AM #1
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Default Tennis Fans have been warned not to sneak off for sex in the woods of Wimbledon.

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it's good that the police are prioritising the important stuff
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Robinsons have ended their 85 year association with the event
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no need for that filth near such a classy event
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Robinsons have ended their 85 year association with the event

Yes its all getting Political.



But the Police need to deal with more important
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Someone has to spoil the fun.

So what if you want a quick fecking in the woods.

I don't see any problem.
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I don't actually think it's a crime unless someone sees?

I could be wrong.

I've had sex in car parks more than once and from my understanding, it only becomes indecent exposure/public order if someone was to see you and take offence.

I just think let people be people if they are doing no harm.

Some actually like to watch others have sex and will watch. It's a big NO for me. I remember being in this car park at night. I met this sexy romanian guy, could hardly string a sentence together and I would have to decifer what he said, but he was good with his mouth so I didn't really care....but as he was down on me he said someone was at the window (we were in my car)....it proper freaked me out!!

This other time, a guy had a tonic clonic seizure in my car when I was giving him a blowie. I have never been more scared in my life, I thought he was going to die. In that moment I was thinking how am I going to explain this to the police and stuff. His little brother was in the house too and we were on the driveway so I was also thinking how am I going to explain it to his little brother. It was so messed up. I think he'd been taking drugs and the adrenaline made him go into seizure... I tilted him to the side and he came around, but yeah it was definitely dicing with death... Moral of the story, do more due diligence with strangers you meet off the internet for sex

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Someone has to spoil the fun.

So what if you want a quick fecking in the woods.

I don't see any problem.
Monkey pox for starters.
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Monkey pox for starters.

Yes it is through Sex Acts, it is spreading fast

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I did not know TC even liked tennis?
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I did not know TC even liked tennis?

He may like the Super Fit men.
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I don't actually think it's a crime unless someone sees?

I could be wrong.

I've had sex in car parks more than once and from my understanding, it only becomes indecent exposure/public order if someone was to see you and take offence.

I just think let people be people if they are doing no harm.

Some actually like to watch others have sex and will watch. It's a big NO for me. I remember being in this car park at night. I met this sexy romanian guy, could hardly string a sentence together and I would have to decifer what he said, but he was good with his mouth so I didn't really care....but as he was down on me he said someone was at the window (we were in my car)....it proper freaked me out!!

This other time, a guy had a tonic clonic seizure in my car when I was giving him a blowie. I have never been more scared in my life, I thought he was going to die. In that moment I was thinking how am I going to explain this to the police and stuff. His little brother was in the house too and we were on the driveway so I was also thinking how am I going to explain it to his little brother. It was so messed up. I think he'd been taking drugs and the adrenaline made him go into seizure... I tilted him to the side and he came around, but yeah it was definitely dicing with death... Moral of the story, do more due diligence with strangers you meet off the internet for sex
But apparently I’m the “extremely neurotic” one. Okay, bud.
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I don't actually think it's a crime unless someone sees?

I could be wrong.

I've had sex in car parks more than once and from my understanding, it only becomes indecent exposure/public order if someone was to see you and take offence.

I just think let people be people if they are doing no harm.

Some actually like to watch others have sex and will watch. It's a big NO for me. I remember being in this car park at night. I met this sexy romanian guy, could hardly string a sentence together and I would have to decifer what he said, but he was good with his mouth so I didn't really care....but as he was down on me he said someone was at the window (we were in my car)....it proper freaked me out!!

This other time, a guy had a tonic clonic seizure in my car when I was giving him a blowie. I have never been more scared in my life, I thought he was going to die. In that moment I was thinking how am I going to explain this to the police and stuff. His little brother was in the house too and we were on the driveway so I was also thinking how am I going to explain it to his little brother. It was so messed up. I think he'd been taking drugs and the adrenaline made him go into seizure... I tilted him to the side and he came around, but yeah it was definitely dicing with death... Moral of the story, do more due diligence with strangers you meet off the internet for sex
Your story about voyeurism reminds me of a short film I saw on YouTube,I think it was French .. this woman kept spying on random couples about to have sex. She actually got caught by one and got into a physical altercation, as she was seen as a creep . The couple were angry and freaked out understandably.

The film weirdly ended where a guy ( who I think briefly knew her) , could see she had this fetish ...so he happily let her 'watch' ,I think he must have been turned on by being watched aswell . The messed up thing was he blindfolded the woman he was with ,so she didn't consent to being watched by a total stranger. She had no idea .
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I never wanted to go to wimbledon until now.
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Monkey pox for starters.
So what? There's also a chance I could get run over by a car

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But apparently I’m the “extremely neurotic” one. Okay, bud.
Ermmm, Completely different scenarios warranting different emotions. You're neurotic about people on a bloody forum, I'm not. dear oh dear

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Your story about voyeurism reminds me of a short film I saw on YouTube,I think it was French .. this woman kept spying on random couples about to have sex. She actually got caught by one and got into a physical altercation, as she was seen as a creep . The couple were angry and freaked out understandably.

The film weirdly ended where a guy ( who I think briefly knew her) , could see she had this fetish ...so he happily let her 'watch' ,I think he must have been turned on by being watched aswell . The messed up thing was he blindfolded the woman he was with ,so she didn't consent to being watched by a total stranger. She had no idea .
It's all quite normal tbh. I'm not into it, but each to their own. It's also part of the adrenaline of it, being caught, being promiscuous.

People like to make out, or don't talk about it, but it's actually really tame in comparison to a lot of sexual acts or fetishes.

I also like sex and I'm single so I'll just **** about really.

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I'm looking for a shag tonight actually if I can find somebody worth my time. It's not an easy task to find someone worthy of my self
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The worst is when they're a complete nut job or just not what you were expecting.

I have some stories lol
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I lost my virginity to a German on the gold coast in Australia. He had a very big willy and we had sex in the hostel toilets.

I wasn't even really into him. He just followed me.. like an annoying wasp really. I wanted to get some chips with cheese and gravy and he had to want to get food too.... One thing led to another and we made a babies.

True story that.... Well apart from the babies, obviously
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