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ThomasC
01-07-2022, 07:11 PM
Good evening flower pots.

I have just had my hair cut, my back shaved, my eyebrows shaped and a shave.

I feel very accomplished and ready for some D.

Who cuts yours hair and how much do you pay?

Mine was FOC.

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 07:12 PM
I keep the hair everywhere else apart from my lady garden.

It's quite manly, you know.

Vanessa
01-07-2022, 07:14 PM
I really need to cut my hair. It's wait too long.

Crimson Dynamo
01-07-2022, 07:16 PM
i pay £10

Turkish

BOOM

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 07:17 PM
i pay £10

Turkish

BOOM

No way a Turkish blade is coming near my head.

A slip of the hand and...... No chance.

Zizu
01-07-2022, 08:04 PM
No way a Turkish blade is coming near my head.

A slip of the hand and...... No chance.


Have you been watching black and white episodes of The Saint ?

:)


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thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 08:18 PM
Local barbers hair cut was 17 pounds and I agave a 10 pound tip

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 08:40 PM
Have you been watching black and white episodes of The Saint ?

:)


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No, never heard of it.

But I would be scared they would cut me as they use a very sharp blade with no protection. It's not like a pair of scissors or clippers, it's blade contact with your scalp. No fecking way flower pot.

Local barbers hair cut was 17 pounds and I agave a 10 pound tip

You're having a giraffe. Not my nelly would I pay that price. I'd want crack, back and sack included for that cost.

I did use to barbers and they charged me £10 or £12.

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 08:41 PM
I'm off out now so please do obey the do not disturb sign.

:dance:

thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 09:08 PM
Down south prices darling, I’ve got a good head of hair and it grows fast.

Go into an up market salon and ask for a hair cut and you Thomas would have to be carried out of there.

MTVN
01-07-2022, 09:24 PM
I decided to go low maintenance with my hair at the last cut so had it taken down really short. Thought it was quite smart and was pleased with it then a female friend said to me yesterday - 'what have you done to your hair, you look like an escaped prisoner' :skull:

thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 09:30 PM
I decided to go low maintenance with my hair at the last cut so had it taken down really short. Thought it was quite smart and was pleased with it then a female friend said to me yesterday - 'what have you done to your hair, you look like an escaped prisoner' :skull:

Yes thats the danger of going too short,
One of the local yobs.

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 09:35 PM
Down south prices darling, I’ve got a good head of hair and it grows fast.

Go into an up market salon and ask for a hair cut and you Thomas would have to be carried out of there.

Yeah you're right. I think it's expensive though especially if you're having it all shaved off like me. You can a pair of clippers cheaper than a cut.

I decided to go low maintenance with my hair at the last cut so had it taken down really short. Thought it was quite smart and was pleased with it then a female friend said to me yesterday - 'what have you done to your hair, you look like an escaped prisoner' :skull:

**** her. Rude cow. :laugh: I bet you look stunning.

I have no choice as I'm bald on the top :bawling:

Yes thats the danger of going too short,
One of the local yobs.

Excuse me luv. I am no yob, I am extremely sophisticated and classy :nono:

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 09:37 PM
I really need to cut my hair. It's wait too long.

Can you do it yourself?

thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 09:39 PM
I’m no cheap skate and I want a decent haircut not a diy bodge

You don’t have to be a yob to look like one.

MTVN
01-07-2022, 09:44 PM
Yes thats the danger of going too short,
One of the local yobs.

Might as well embrace it I guess, off to go smash up the kebaby

**** her. Rude cow. :laugh: I bet you look stunning.

I have no choice as I'm bald on the top :bawling:


Thanks :flutter: nothing wrong with the bald look. That's how it's goes for most people sooner or later, I'm in that uncomfortable region where the hairs receding and I either try and keep covering that up or I accept it and go very short

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 09:44 PM
I’m no cheap skate and I want a decent haircut not a diy bodge

You don’t have to be a yob to look like one.

Well there absolutely frig all talent darling in cutting all your hair off no matter how much you pay, you simply can't go wrong.

If you want fading, shapes, etc then maybe fair dos.

Otherwise by yourself a pair of clippers.

You can thank me later

thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 09:46 PM
Well there absolutely frig all talent darling in cutting all your hair off no matter how much you pay, you simply can't go wrong.

If you want fading, shapes, etc then maybe fair dos.

Otherwise by yourself a pair of clippers.

You can thank me later

No Effin way there is more to my hair cut than a pair Of clippers

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 09:47 PM
Might as well embrace it I guess, off to go smash up the kebaby



Thanks :flutter: nothing wrong with the bald look. That's how it's goes for most people sooner or later, I'm in that uncomfortable region where the hairs receding and I either try and keep covering that up or I accept it and go very short

Ohhhh, I feel this pain.

I look like I've got a runway in the middle of my head if I don't keep mine short as it grows fine on the side and back.

There's nothing worse than someone trying to cover up that they're bald either.... Receding is a bit different.

You have two options, accept it or get treatment.

I once met a guy and he was absolutely obsessed with my bald head...so much so he was thinking of going bald himself...he wasn't receding or anything..I think the weirdo just had a bald head fetish....but yeah some find it very attractive

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 09:49 PM
No Effin way there is more to my hair cut than a pair Of clippers

You're very fortunate to have a good head of hair that grows like wild fire so you can spend some dollar looking extra beautiful.

thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 09:49 PM
I’ve got a great head of hair and im often told how thick it is

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 09:55 PM
I’ve got a great head of hair and im often told how thick it is

Yeah mine use to be really thick.....I think it's turning white now...I have some white hairs, they say gingers go white

Well bald isn’t for life, you could get a hair transplant

I have thought about this...going turkey....maybe I will at some point....thing with hair transplants you're best leaving them till as late as possible. The transplant tends to work but the reason why people need a few is that they continue to bald....later you get it done the less balding process you have gone through...I've sort of accepted it in a way, but I know I'm not as good looking without hair, but such is life

MTVN
01-07-2022, 09:56 PM
Ohhhh, I feel this pain.

I look like I've got a runway in the middle of my head if I don't keep mine short as it grows fine on the side and back.

There's nothing worse than someone trying to cover up that they're bald either.... Receding is a bit different.

You have two options, accept it or get treatment.

I once met a guy and he was absolutely obsessed with my bald head...so much so he was thinking of going bald himself...he wasn't receding or anything..I think the weirdo just had a bald head fetish....but yeah some find it very attractive

Treatment is expensive and can have side effects though, you never went for it?

thesheriff443
01-07-2022, 09:59 PM
A lack of hair is not holding you back Thomas

ThomasC
01-07-2022, 10:10 PM
Treatment is expensive and can have side effects though, you never went for it?

Nah, just sort of accepted it.

A lack of hair is not holding you back Thomas

Debatable with my high standards :joker:

MTVN
01-07-2022, 10:16 PM
Fair play and with the eyebrows shaped I'm sure it all comes together nicely :clap1:

Beso
02-07-2022, 04:36 AM
I pay zero. My sister will be cutting it...

And before peoples minds get poisoned by others. I certainly wont be shagging her as payment.

AnnieK
02-07-2022, 07:21 AM
Yeah mine use to be really thick.....I think it's turning white now...I have some white hairs, they say gingers go white



I have thought about this...going turkey....maybe I will at some point....thing with hair transplants you're best leaving them till as late as possible. The transplant tends to work but the reason why people need a few is that they continue to bald....later you get it done the less balding process you have gone through...I've sort of accepted it in a way, but I know I'm not as good looking without hair, but such is life

I'm ginger too....we do go white rather than grey. My nan was 93 when she passed and still had most of her colour, just her front hairline had gone white.

Most of my friends have been dying their hair for years to get rid of the greys....I haven't had to :smug:

As my hair is a longish the few whites I have look like highlights :)

One of the few benefits of being a ginger :laugh: can't go out in the sunshine, a billion freckles, a million boring name calls but we don't go grey :laugh:

thesheriff443
02-07-2022, 07:47 AM
I'm ginger too....we do go white rather than grey. My nan was 93 when she passed and still had most of her colour, just her front hairline had gone white.

Most of my friends have been dying their hair for years to get rid of the greys....I haven't had to :smug:

As my hair is a longish the few whites I have look like highlights :)

One of the few benefits of being a ginger :laugh: can't go out in the sunshine, a billion freckles, a million boring name calls but we don't go grey :laugh:

Nothing wrong with a bit of ginger :laugh:

ThomasC
02-07-2022, 08:07 AM
I'm ginger too....we do go white rather than grey. My nan was 93 when she passed and still had most of her colour, just her front hairline had gone white.

Most of my friends have been dying their hair for years to get rid of the greys....I haven't had to :smug:

As my hair is a longish the few whites I have look like highlights :)

One of the few benefits of being a ginger :laugh: can't go out in the sunshine, a billion freckles, a million boring name calls but we don't go grey :laugh:

My beard has some white hairs too.

Yes, lots of sunscreen, factor 50 needed. :laugh:

ThomasC
02-07-2022, 08:08 AM
Fair play and with the eyebrows shaped I'm sure it all comes together nicely :clap1:

Thank you

I pay zero. My sister will be cutting it...

And before peoples minds get poisoned by others. I certainly wont be shagging her as payment.

Yeah my mum does mine

bots
02-07-2022, 11:51 AM
i'm having my ear hair braided later :flutter: