[ThomasC]

Good evening flower pots.

I have just had my hair cut, my back shaved, my eyebrows shaped and a shave.

I feel very accomplished and ready for some D.

Who cuts yours hair and how much do you pay?

Mine was FOC.

[ThomasC]

I keep the hair everywhere else apart from my lady garden.

It's quite manly, you know.

[Vanessa]

I really need to cut my hair. It's wait too long.

[Crimson Dynamo]

i pay Ł10

Turkish

BOOM

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

i pay Ł10

Turkish

BOOM

No way a Turkish blade is coming near my head.

A slip of the hand and...... No chance.

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by ThomasC

No way a Turkish blade is coming near my head.

A slip of the hand and...... No chance.

Have you been watching black and white episodes of The Saint ?




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[thesheriff443]

Local barbers hair cut was 17 pounds and I agave a 10 pound tip

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by Zizu

Have you been watching black and white episodes of The Saint ?




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No, never heard of it.

But I would be scared they would cut me as they use a very sharp blade with no protection. It's not like a pair of scissors or clippers, it's blade contact with your scalp. No fecking way flower pot.

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Local barbers hair cut was 17 pounds and I agave a 10 pound tip

You're having a giraffe. Not my nelly would I pay that price. I'd want crack, back and sack included for that cost.

I did use to barbers and they charged me Ł10 or Ł12.

[ThomasC]

I'm off out now so please do obey the do not disturb sign.

[thesheriff443]

Down south prices darling, I’ve got a good head of hair and it grows fast.

Go into an up market salon and ask for a hair cut and you Thomas would have to be carried out of there.

[MTVN]

I decided to go low maintenance with my hair at the last cut so had it taken down really short. Thought it was quite smart and was pleased with it then a female friend said to me yesterday - 'what have you done to your hair, you look like an escaped prisoner'

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by MTVN

I decided to go low maintenance with my hair at the last cut so had it taken down really short. Thought it was quite smart and was pleased with it then a female friend said to me yesterday - 'what have you done to your hair, you look like an escaped prisoner'

Yes thats the danger of going too short,
One of the local yobs.

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Down south prices darling, I’ve got a good head of hair and it grows fast.

Go into an up market salon and ask for a hair cut and you Thomas would have to be carried out of there.

Yeah you're right. I think it's expensive though especially if you're having it all shaved off like me. You can a pair of clippers cheaper than a cut.

Originally Posted by MTVN

I decided to go low maintenance with my hair at the last cut so had it taken down really short. Thought it was quite smart and was pleased with it then a female friend said to me yesterday - 'what have you done to your hair, you look like an escaped prisoner'

**** her. Rude cow. I bet you look stunning.

I have no choice as I'm bald on the top

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Yes thats the danger of going too short,
One of the local yobs.

Excuse me luv. I am no yob, I am extremely sophisticated and classy

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by Vanessa

I really need to cut my hair. It's wait too long.

Can you do it yourself?

[thesheriff443]

I’m no cheap skate and I want a decent haircut not a diy bodge

You don’t have to be a yob to look like one.

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Yes thats the danger of going too short,
One of the local yobs.

Might as well embrace it I guess, off to go smash up the kebaby

Originally Posted by ThomasC

**** her. Rude cow. I bet you look stunning.

I have no choice as I'm bald on the top

Thanks nothing wrong with the bald look. That's how it's goes for most people sooner or later, I'm in that uncomfortable region where the hairs receding and I either try and keep covering that up or I accept it and go very short

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

I’m no cheap skate and I want a decent haircut not a diy bodge

You don’t have to be a yob to look like one.

Well there absolutely frig all talent darling in cutting all your hair off no matter how much you pay, you simply can't go wrong.

If you want fading, shapes, etc then maybe fair dos.

Otherwise by yourself a pair of clippers.

You can thank me later

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by ThomasC

Well there absolutely frig all talent darling in cutting all your hair off no matter how much you pay, you simply can't go wrong.

If you want fading, shapes, etc then maybe fair dos.

Otherwise by yourself a pair of clippers.

You can thank me later

No Effin way there is more to my hair cut than a pair Of clippers

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Might as well embrace it I guess, off to go smash up the kebaby



Thanks nothing wrong with the bald look. That's how it's goes for most people sooner or later, I'm in that uncomfortable region where the hairs receding and I either try and keep covering that up or I accept it and go very short

Ohhhh, I feel this pain.

I look like I've got a runway in the middle of my head if I don't keep mine short as it grows fine on the side and back.

There's nothing worse than someone trying to cover up that they're bald either.... Receding is a bit different.

You have two options, accept it or get treatment.

I once met a guy and he was absolutely obsessed with my bald head...so much so he was thinking of going bald himself...he wasn't receding or anything..I think the weirdo just had a bald head fetish....but yeah some find it very attractive

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

No Effin way there is more to my hair cut than a pair Of clippers

You're very fortunate to have a good head of hair that grows like wild fire so you can spend some dollar looking extra beautiful.

[thesheriff443]

I’ve got a great head of hair and im often told how thick it is

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

I’ve got a great head of hair and im often told how thick it is

Yeah mine use to be really thick.....I think it's turning white now...I have some white hairs, they say gingers go white

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

Well bald isn’t for life, you could get a hair transplant

I have thought about this...going turkey....maybe I will at some point....thing with hair transplants you're best leaving them till as late as possible. The transplant tends to work but the reason why people need a few is that they continue to bald....later you get it done the less balding process you have gone through...I've sort of accepted it in a way, but I know I'm not as good looking without hair, but such is life

[MTVN]

Originally Posted by ThomasC

Ohhhh, I feel this pain.

I look like I've got a runway in the middle of my head if I don't keep mine short as it grows fine on the side and back.

There's nothing worse than someone trying to cover up that they're bald either.... Receding is a bit different.

You have two options, accept it or get treatment.

I once met a guy and he was absolutely obsessed with my bald head...so much so he was thinking of going bald himself...he wasn't receding or anything..I think the weirdo just had a bald head fetish....but yeah some find it very attractive

Treatment is expensive and can have side effects though, you never went for it?

[thesheriff443]

A lack of hair is not holding you back Thomas

[ThomasC]

Originally Posted by MTVN

Treatment is expensive and can have side effects though, you never went for it?

Nah, just sort of accepted it.

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

A lack of hair is not holding you back Thomas

Debatable with my high standards