The worst business idea

[The Slim Reaper]

Customers go to restaurants to eat, not for the top bantz. Will be closed within a few months.

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[Niamh.]

Oh I heard about that place, why would anyone enjoy that? :laugh2:

[Swan]

I bet it's one of those things people are like "oh that might be something different, a bit of a laugh" then they are there and it's more like "ok this just feels really awkward and uncomfortable and weird now"

Literally nobody is going twice to this place in it current form/gimmick.

[Dogeatdog]

I don’t get how people would find that amusing tbh.

[Beso]

I think I've found my perfect job.

[bots]

can i have another beer please .... no **** off .... what could possibly go wrong :laugh:

[Beso]

It would be funny to take someone old, without them knowing what it was.

[The Slim Reaper]

WTF is going on in manny? Actually, don't answer that...

A new rival emerges.

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[Niamh.]

wtf? Why? :laugh:

[The Slim Reaper]

Up next - c word for vagina crepes?

[bots]

i guess its a USP :umm2:

[Dogeatdog]

Again how the hell is it appealing at all? If anything it’s just flat out weird because surely there would be children going in there unless there is an age limit in that cafe?

[Swan]

Again how the hell is it appealing at all? If anything it’s just flat out weird because surely there would be children going in there unless there is an age limit in that cafe?

The saddest thing is you just know some parents will plaster pics of their 6 year old kid taking a bite on a chocolate cock, or munching on dessert style vagina all over facebook/insta etc.

And it's like, im sure they're yummy, but 12 year old me ain't asking my mum if i can try out the multi-coloured chocolate cock. So im not sure how as a business this is going to work.

[Liam-]

2 more reasons to visit Manchester

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hideous

[Beso]

WTF is going on in manny? Actually, don't answer that...

A new rival emerges.

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monkey pox cock

[Dogeatdog]

The saddest thing is you just know some parents will plaster pics of their 6 year old kid taking a bite on a chocolate cock, or munching on dessert style vagina all over facebook/insta etc.

And it's like, im sure they're yummy, but 12 year old me ain't asking my mum if i can try out the multi-coloured chocolate cock. So im not sure how as a business this is going to work.

Yep it’s a guarantee people will just go there just to post on FB/ Insta that they’re munching on a waffle wacker but the novelty of these kinda places will wear off eventually.

[AnnieK]

I know loads of people who have been.....normally groups of girls and everyone said its great. They play up to it as much as you want to.....and the food is pretty nice.

I've not been and it's not my thing but so far irs proving very popular

[Crimson Dynamo]

I did think this was another Brexit thread tbh

[thesheriff443]

Well, with those toppings you could see some eating pussy for the first time.

[UserSince2005]

Manchester has to be the worst city in the UK.

[Denver]

You do realise they have loads of restaurants across the UK and Australia and have more planned to open? Its a really successful place

[hijaxers]

wtf? Why? :laugh:

Both are dreadful , just lowering standards :fist:

[Zizu]

Both are dreadful , just lowering standards :fist:


Exactly


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[Mystic Mock]

WTF is going on in manny? Actually, don't answer that...

A new rival emerges.

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You've got to suck that thing dry tbf.

[thesheriff443]

Both are dreadful , just lowering standards :fist:

A marketing gimmick that’s working

And let’s face it, people waiting tables have painted on smiles