[The Slim Reaper]

Customers go to restaurants to eat, not for the top bantz. Will be closed within a few months.

[Niamh.]

Oh I heard about that place, why would anyone enjoy that?

[Swan]

I bet it's one of those things people are like "oh that might be something different, a bit of a laugh" then they are there and it's more like "ok this just feels really awkward and uncomfortable and weird now"

Literally nobody is going twice to this place in it current form/gimmick.

[Dogeatdog]

I don’t get how people would find that amusing tbh.

[bots]

can i have another beer please .... no **** off .... what could possibly go wrong

[The Slim Reaper]

WTF is going on in manny? Actually, don't answer that...

A new rival emerges.

[Beso]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

WTF is going on in manny? Actually, don't answer that...

A new rival emerges.

monkey pox cock

[Mystic Mock]

Originally Posted by The Slim Reaper

WTF is going on in manny? Actually, don't answer that...

A new rival emerges.

You've got to suck that thing dry tbf.

[Techecto]

That kind of misalignment between what customers want and what a business offers is exactly why a solid startup financial model matters.
It’s not just about projecting revenue—it forces you to think through how your idea actually makes money, what your real costs are, and whether there’s a market willing to pay for what you’re selling. If this "restaurant for banter" had done even a basic financial model, they might’ve realized jokes don’t pay the bills.

[Beso]

I think I've found my perfect job.

[Beso]

It would be funny to take someone old, without them knowing what it was.

[Niamh.]

wtf? Why?

[The Slim Reaper]

Up next - c word for vagina crepes?

[hijaxers]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

wtf? Why?

Both are dreadful , just lowering standards

[Zizu]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Both are dreadful , just lowering standards

Exactly


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[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by hijaxers

Both are dreadful , just lowering standards

A marketing gimmick that’s working

And let’s face it, people waiting tables have painted on smiles

[bots]

i guess its a USP

[Dogeatdog]

Again how the hell is it appealing at all? If anything it’s just flat out weird because surely there would be children going in there unless there is an age limit in that cafe?

[Swan]

Originally Posted by Dogeatdog

Again how the hell is it appealing at all? If anything it’s just flat out weird because surely there would be children going in there unless there is an age limit in that cafe?

The saddest thing is you just know some parents will plaster pics of their 6 year old kid taking a bite on a chocolate cock, or munching on dessert style vagina all over facebook/insta etc.

And it's like, im sure they're yummy, but 12 year old me ain't asking my mum if i can try out the multi-coloured chocolate cock. So im not sure how as a business this is going to work.

[Dogeatdog]

Originally Posted by Swan

The saddest thing is you just know some parents will plaster pics of their 6 year old kid taking a bite on a chocolate cock, or munching on dessert style vagina all over facebook/insta etc.

And it's like, im sure they're yummy, but 12 year old me ain't asking my mum if i can try out the multi-coloured chocolate cock. So im not sure how as a business this is going to work.

Yep it’s a guarantee people will just go there just to post on FB/ Insta that they’re munching on a waffle wacker but the novelty of these kinda places will wear off eventually.

[Liam-]

2 more reasons to visit Manchester

[Crimson Dynamo]

Hideous

[AnnieK]

I know loads of people who have been.....normally groups of girls and everyone said its great. They play up to it as much as you want to.....and the food is pretty nice.

I've not been and it's not my thing but so far irs proving very popular

[Crimson Dynamo]

I did think this was another Brexit thread tbh

[thesheriff443]

Well, with those toppings you could see some eating pussy for the first time.