God Still Waiting For Humans To Discover Easter Egg Feature Hidden In Cows

[Crimson Dynamo]

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THE HEAVENS—Excitedly checking in on Earth to see whether anyone had
found His little surprise yet, God reported that as of Monday, He was still
waiting for humans to discover the Easter egg feature He hid inside cows on
the sixth day of creation. “Aw, man, considering how much beef humans
consume, I really thought they’d have found it by now,” said the Almighty,
All-Knowing Father, wondering aloud if He had perhaps made the bonus
feature too difficult to uncover, since nearly 6,000 years had passed without
anyone stumbling upon it, even by accident. “One guy in the third century
A.D. got so close, I was up here on the edge of My throne, but he turned
away at the last second and missed it. I told him about it a few years later
when he got up here, and he lost his ****—couldn’t look at cows the same
ever again. It’s super tempting to just point it out to everyone, but the payoff
would be a lot more satisfying if humans discovered it themselves! It’s not
just for die-hard fans of cows, by the way. Anyone who is familiar with the
animal will totally get the reference and find it hilarious. Ah, I’m going to
shut up now because I don’t want to spoil it.” God went on to add with a wink
that, “Without saying too much,” if He were human, He would check behind
the fourth stomach again.

https://www.theweek.in/news/india/2021/09/03/jesus-christ-said-killing-a-cow-or-bull-is-tantamount-to-killing-a-man-allahabad-hc.html

[Oliver_W]

Cows don't lay eggs :nono:

[Crimson Dynamo]

Cows don't lay eggs :nono:

STOP DENYING COWS EXIST!! :nono:

[thesheriff443]

STOP DENYING COWS EXIST!! :nono:

You been milking that bull again.

[Crimson Dynamo]

You been milking that bull again.

The Kays catalogue arrived

hard not to when that filth drops

:ninja2:

[The Slim Reaper]

I'm old enough to remember when these threads used to be about bathrooms, but I guess the lack of any evidence has sort of killed that now, so we get...err...whatever this is?

[Niamh.]

I'm old enough to remember when these threads used to be about bathrooms, but I guess the lack of any evidence has sort of killed that now, so we get...err...whatever this is?

I have no idea what this thread is about either but I do have to know what you mean by "lack of evidence" of bathrooms?

[The Slim Reaper]

I have no idea what this thread is about either but I do have to know what you mean by "lack of evidence" of bathrooms?

Bathroom safety for women versus trans women was the big issue, but as there still isn't any evidence or data to suggest that's a factual issue, then we end up in the abstract. Of course there is evidence for bathrooms existing and being actual spaces.

[Niamh.]

Bathroom safety for women versus trans women was the big issue, but as there still isn't any evidence or data to suggest that's a factual issue, then we end up in the abstract. Of course there is evidence for bathrooms existing and being actual spaces.

I don't believe there is any studies or data being collected anyway (as oddly enough this is always shut down, research into the subject I mean and data being collected) Just look at all the follow up there was done on patients of the (now deemed unsafe for children) Tavistock Clinic (none)

Safety btw isn't the only issue for women and girls with having male bodied people in their spaces where they might be vulnerable, women and girls have the right to privacy and dignity too as well as safe guarding (which was there because of our biological sex not because of a gender identity)

But one case that did spring to mind was this one :

https://www.standingforfreedom.com/2021/10/skirt-wearing-male-student-is-found-guilty-of-raping-a-15-year-old-girl-in-a-school-bathroom-in-loudoun-county-virginia/

And of course that now infamous Wii Spa case

[Liam-]

Well this is false news as god doesn’t exist

[Oliver_W]

Bathroom safety for women versus trans women was the big issue, but as there still isn't any evidence or data to suggest that's a factual issue, then we end up in the abstract. Of course there is evidence for bathrooms existing and being actual spaces.

Even without studies being shot down, it doesn't need to be a safety issue - why should women be forced to give up woman-only spaces for transwomen? Even those who aren't predators violate the single sex space by just being there.

[Niamh.]

Even without studies being shot down, it doesn't need to be a safety issue - why should women be forced to give up woman-only spaces for transwomen? Even those who aren't predators violate the single sex space by just being there.

Not to mention it taking away the ability for women and girls to question any man being in their space, again look at the what happened when women with their daughters present tried to do that at the Wii Spa, they were told they were bigots for not being OK with an adult man flashing his penis at women and girls in what was supposed to be the female only area, the guy it turns out later is an actual sex offender, probably wasn't even trans but because of this loophole women aren't allowed to question anyone anymore

[The Slim Reaper]

I don't believe there is any studies or data being collected anyway (as oddly enough this is always shut down, research into the subject I mean and data being collected) Just look at all the follow up there was done on patients of the (now deemed unsafe for children) Tavistock Clinic (none)

Safety btw isn't the only issue for women and girls with having male bodied people in their spaces where they might be vulnerable, women and girls have the right to privacy and dignity too as well as safe guarding (which was there because of our biological sex not because of a gender identity)

But one case that did spring to mind was this one :

https://www.standingforfreedom.com/2021/10/skirt-wearing-male-student-is-found-guilty-of-raping-a-15-year-old-girl-in-a-school-bathroom-in-loudoun-county-virginia/

And of course that now infamous Wii Spa case

Of course there is data being collected (as you've posted some) and it's not realistic to think if these events were happening at the levels suggested, that they wouldn't be spread everywhere at all times by certain media and groups.

That doesn't detract from the heinous and vile crime experienced by that victim you posted, which of course is one event too many, but a boy/man raping a woman (in any environment, including bathrooms) is depressingly not an anomaly.

I don't want to get into this debate (again). I originally made a throw away comment in the thread, that you asked me to explain. Which I did.

[Niamh.]

Of course there is data being collected (as you've posted some) and it's not realistic to think if these events were happening at the levels suggested, that they wouldn't be spread everywhere at all times by certain media and groups.

That doesn't detract from the heinous and vile crime experienced by that victim you posted, which of course is one event too many, but a boy/man raping a woman (in any environment, including bathrooms) is depressingly not an anomaly.

I don't want to get into this debate (again). I originally made a throw away comment in the thread, that you asked me to explain. Which I did.

The fact that it isn't an anomaly is all the more reason not to remove safe guarding for women especially in places where they're particularly vulnerable (eg in a state of undress)

But yes, we can leave it there :douf:

[thesheriff443]

I was away at the beach recently, lots of single person toilets being used by all with no drama .

[Niamh.]

I was away at the beach recently, lots of single person toilets being used by all with no drama .

Our toilets here in work are unisex but we have 2 and they're just rooms like a toilet in a house so totally depends on the set up as well i think

[Cherie]

do women have to wait until someone is assaulted or murdered, surely a bit of outside the box thinking could be applied here, it is already proven some men will self ID as women for reasons other than wanting to be a woman

[Cherie]

Our toilets here in work are unisex but we have 2 and they're just rooms like a toilet in a house so totally depends on the set up as well i think

of course it does, a busy beach or pub or restaurant is not going to pose any risk to women using the same toilet as men, that is not to say there wont be areas where woman will not want to share facilities

[Niamh.]

of course it does, a busy beach or pub or restaurant is not going to pose any risk to women using the same toilet as men, that is not to say there wont be areas where woman will not want to share facilities

Yeah, i'm thinking of the ones where there's a communal space with sinks, Sanitary product vending machines, hand dryers and where the toilets are those stall type ones with gaps at the top and bottom

[Oliver_W]

do women have to wait until someone is assaulted or murdered, surely a bit of outside the box thinking could be applied here, it is already proven some men will self ID as women for reasons other than wanting to be a woman

Yeah talking about assaults is a bit of a strawtran, as safeguarding isn't the only argument against males going into woman-only spaces. Even in a world without crime, women should be able to expect to not see men in certain places.

[Cherie]

Yeah, i'm thinking of the ones where there's a communal space with sinks, Sanitary product vending machines, hand dryers and where the toilets are those stall type ones with gaps at the top and bottom

I think we have all been in places where there are communal facilities, that is not to say they are appropriate 100% of the time

[Niamh.]

I think we have all been in places where there are communal facilities, that is not to say they are appropriate 100% of the time

By communal I meant all the women share that space btw, not mixed sex communal spaces if you get what I mean! I think these spaces should be kept female only

[Cherie]

By communal I meant all the women share that space btw, not mixed sex communal spaces if you get what I mean! I think these spaces should be kept female only

Yeah I know what you meant, sorry I meant at some markets and stuff there are just one set of toilets to be used by both men and women, there is always a queue so no one is at risk, that is not an issue at all

[Crimson Dynamo]

God definitely works in mysterious ways

[bots]

this thread took an unexpected moove in direction

[Niamh.]

this thread took an unexpected moove in direction

Yep went the udder way in the blink of an eye

[Beso]

God definitely works in mysterious ways



Hes no right in the head.Poncing about with his new blue rinse. He thinks he owns the place.:nono: