[Crimson Dynamo]

THE HEAVENS—Excitedly checking in on Earth to see whether anyone had
found His little surprise yet, God reported that as of Monday, He was still
waiting for humans to discover the Easter egg feature He hid inside cows on
the sixth day of creation. “Aw, man, considering how much beef humans
consume, I really thought they’d have found it by now,” said the Almighty,
All-Knowing Father, wondering aloud if He had perhaps made the bonus
feature too difficult to uncover, since nearly 6,000 years had passed without
anyone stumbling upon it, even by accident. “One guy in the third century
A.D. got so close, I was up here on the edge of My throne, but he turned
away at the last second and missed it. I told him about it a few years later
when he got up here, and he lost his ****—couldn’t look at cows the same
ever again. It’s super tempting to just point it out to everyone, but the payoff
would be a lot more satisfying if humans discovered it themselves! It’s not
just for die-hard fans of cows, by the way. Anyone who is familiar with the
animal will totally get the reference and find it hilarious. Ah, I’m going to
shut up now because I don’t want to spoil it.” God went on to add with a wink
that, “Without saying too much,” if He were human, He would check behind
the fourth stomach again.

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