Why do cashiers never get my joke :(

[Oliver_W]

Me: (is buying a some junk food)
Cashier: Would you like a receipt?
Me: No thanks, I checked the sizes, I know they'll fit.

Surely the joke is obvious, why do they never get it?!

[Zizu]

I don’t get it ..


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[bots]

neither do I, you aren't buying clothes, it's simply not funny :laugh:

[Zizu]

neither do I, you aren't buying clothes, it's simply not funny :laugh:


Yeah .. doesn’t work when you buy petrol either :)


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[Oliver_W]

neither do I, you aren't buying clothes, it's simply not funny :laugh:

But that is the joke, I'm not buying clothes, why would I want a receipt for crisps and energy drink?

[bots]

give up while you are ahead, it's not funny to anyone but you :laugh:

[Zizu]

But that is the joke, I'm not buying clothes, why would I want a receipt for crisps and energy drink?


Well you’re zero out of three sooooo


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[MTVN]

It would make sense if people only wanted receipts to return things but people often just want it to check their spending or if they want to claim it back etc.

[Crimson Dynamo]

When I fill my hands and arms with my shopping and the cashier says would you like a bag I say "bloody hell do you not think I have enough to carry?"

They never get it and that is grade A humor :shrug:

I blame woke

[Zizu]

When I fill my hands and arms with my shopping and the cashier says would you like a bag I say "bloody hell do you not think I have enough to carry?"

They never get it and that is grade A humor :shrug:

I blame woke


That is funny tbf


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[MTVN]

When I fill my hands and arms with my shopping and the cashier says would you like a bag I say "bloody hell do you not think I have enough to carry?"

They never get it and that is grade A humor :shrug:

I blame woke

Now that's a joke

[rusticgal]

But that is the joke, I'm not buying clothes, why would I want a receipt for crisps and energy drink?


I got it Oli….:laugh:

[Oliver_W]

I got it Oli….:laugh:

:love:

[Zizu]

But that is the joke, I'm not buying clothes, why would I want a receipt for crisps and energy drink?


Expenses claim


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[Mystic Mock]

But that is the joke, I'm not buying clothes, why would I want a receipt for crisps and energy drink?

In case Red Bull doesn't give you wings?

[GoldHeart]

In case Red Bull doesn't give you wings?

Don't encourage the bad jokes :joker:

[rusticgal]

It’s called a dry sense of humour….it goes over the heads of many :laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

Don't encourage the bad jokes :joker:

But bad jokes is my middle name.:fist:

[Zizu]

But bad jokes is my middle name.:fist:


We should possibly call you BJ then :)


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