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Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Bill's Secret Garden
Posts: 18,107
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2015
Location: Bill's Secret Garden
Posts: 18,107
Favourites (more):
BBCanada 8: Chris Apprentice 2019: Lottie
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Why do cashiers never get my joke :(
Me: (is buying a some junk food)
Cashier: Would you like a receipt?
Me: No thanks, I checked the sizes, I know they'll fit.
Surely the joke is obvious, why do they never get it?!
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Take this letter that I give you // Take it, sonny, hold it high // You won't understand a word that's in it // But you'll write it all again before you die
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