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Been ages since I've played golf, so joined the local club for the 1st time.
After 1 and a half rounds...
Shoot under 100...tic.
Get a birdie...tic
Get a par....tic
Get a bogey...tic
Get a double bogey...tic
Get a treble bogey...tic.
Give up on a hole...tic.
Give up on a round....tic.
Drown sorrows at 19th hole...tic.
Get handicap....tic (17.5)
Out again on sunday morning.
Crimson Dynamo
10-05-2024, 06:15 PM
me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory
:dance:
me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory
:dance:
Good luck.
I've changed my putting stance...I know have my left foot 2 feet behind me, and all my weight directly on my right leg that's aligned with my waist. I'm reading the line well now, and the pace is much better. Hit a nice 12 footer, centre cup for my first birdie, ever, today.
don't get arrested on the way to the golf course
Crimson Dynamo
17-05-2024, 09:54 PM
I would add
Cubans
Snuff
Malt
Mystic Mock
18-05-2024, 04:22 AM
don't get arrested on the way to the golf course
:joker:
Par every hole on the course (obviously not in the same round) ...tic.
A nice 7 wood off the tee, straight over the bunkers to 12 feet..easy 2 putt
Cherie
31-05-2024, 09:49 PM
double dutch to me thankfully
double dutch to me thankfully
You could have been my fanny.:bawling:
Cherie
31-05-2024, 10:18 PM
You could have been my fanny.:bawling:
I hope that is a golfing term :oh:
I hope that is a golfing term :oh:
Nick faldo ex caddie was called fanny Sorenson.
I obviously being cheeky.
What donyou reckon?
Wood:joker: or iron.:hehe:
Are you the guy who hunts around for the gopher
Are you the guy who hunts around for the gopher
No.
I'm the guy pumping it in the woods.
Nicky91
23-06-2024, 04:27 PM
double dutch to me thankfully
hopefully its a golfing term, and not making fun of my nation :suspect:
I might take a stroke on the 1 Iron tonight.
Get a head like a ****ing beacon...tic...
Ouch, that hurt.
hopefully its a golfing term, and not making fun of my nation :suspect:
Dutch twins.
Shoogle inholen, and avended onwonuderpar.
Shot an 81 today...38 on the back nine.
Finally got my handicap, 17.5
Its a workable Mark.
.
Crimson Dynamo
20-06-2025, 03:20 PM
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Bowls for me next year.....tic.
Mystic Mock
17-08-2025, 05:45 AM
Bowls for me next year.....tic.
You're taking up Bowls as a hobby?
Good luck with it.:wavey:
Win first comp..
Tic.
Playing with a hearts ball, and with a tic supporter as my partner. Winning the winter 6, pairs.
Buzzing.
You're taking up Bowls as a hobby?
Good luck with it.:wavey:
Sport for me, is not a hobby.
Its a win at all cost scenario.
Been last once. Never again.
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