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Beso
10-05-2024, 05:58 PM
Been ages since I've played golf, so joined the local club for the 1st time.



After 1 and a half rounds...



Shoot under 100...tic.
Get a birdie...tic
Get a par....tic
Get a bogey...tic
Get a double bogey...tic
Get a treble bogey...tic.
Give up on a hole...tic.
Give up on a round....tic.
Drown sorrows at 19th hole...tic.
Get handicap....tic (17.5)


Out again on sunday morning.

Crimson Dynamo
10-05-2024, 06:15 PM
me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory

:dance:

Beso
10-05-2024, 06:37 PM
me and the boys will be in Wales next month for a week of golfing glory

:dance:

Good luck.

I've changed my putting stance...I know have my left foot 2 feet behind me, and all my weight directly on my right leg that's aligned with my waist. I'm reading the line well now, and the pace is much better. Hit a nice 12 footer, centre cup for my first birdie, ever, today.

Beso
17-05-2024, 06:16 PM
Shoot under 90...tic.

bots
17-05-2024, 09:50 PM
don't get arrested on the way to the golf course

Crimson Dynamo
17-05-2024, 09:54 PM
I would add
Cubans
Snuff
Malt

Mystic Mock
18-05-2024, 04:22 AM
don't get arrested on the way to the golf course

:joker:

Beso
31-05-2024, 06:55 PM
Par every hole on the course (obviously not in the same round) ...tic.

A nice 7 wood off the tee, straight over the bunkers to 12 feet..easy 2 putt

Cherie
31-05-2024, 09:49 PM
double dutch to me thankfully

Beso
31-05-2024, 10:17 PM
double dutch to me thankfully

You could have been my fanny.:bawling:

Cherie
31-05-2024, 10:18 PM
You could have been my fanny.:bawling:

I hope that is a golfing term :oh:

Beso
31-05-2024, 10:22 PM
I hope that is a golfing term :oh:

Nick faldo ex caddie was called fanny Sorenson.


I obviously being cheeky.

What donyou reckon?

Wood:joker: or iron.:hehe:

Beso
21-06-2024, 04:47 PM
4 pars in a row.

Ray.
21-06-2024, 04:54 PM
Are you the guy who hunts around for the gopher

Beso
21-06-2024, 05:43 PM
Are you the guy who hunts around for the gopher

No.

I'm the guy pumping it in the woods.

Nicky91
23-06-2024, 04:27 PM
double dutch to me thankfully

hopefully its a golfing term, and not making fun of my nation :suspect:

Alf
23-06-2024, 05:44 PM
I might take a stroke on the 1 Iron tonight.

Beso
23-06-2024, 07:23 PM
Get a head like a ****ing beacon...tic...

Ouch, that hurt.

Beso
23-06-2024, 07:24 PM
hopefully its a golfing term, and not making fun of my nation :suspect:

Dutch twins.

Shoogle inholen, and avended onwonuderpar.

Beso
18-07-2024, 08:53 PM
Shot an 81 today...38 on the back nine.

Beso
18-06-2025, 04:41 PM
Finally got my handicap, 17.5


Its a workable Mark.
.

Crimson Dynamo
20-06-2025, 03:20 PM
1935929066642702677

Beso
16-08-2025, 06:47 PM
Bowls for me next year.....tic.

Mystic Mock
17-08-2025, 05:45 AM
Bowls for me next year.....tic.

You're taking up Bowls as a hobby?

Good luck with it.:wavey:

Beso
09-11-2025, 06:01 PM
Win first comp..


Tic.

Playing with a hearts ball, and with a tic supporter as my partner. Winning the winter 6, pairs.


Buzzing.

Beso
09-11-2025, 06:02 PM
You're taking up Bowls as a hobby?

Good luck with it.:wavey:

Sport for me, is not a hobby.

Its a win at all cost scenario.


Been last once. Never again.