Love Island. Itv1 Monday 9 pm

[Vanessa]

And so it begins :dance:

[Vanessa]

Ayo seems nice.

[AnnieK]

I hate the fiest episode....just want them coupled up and in the villa. Hate all the intriductions

[Vanessa]

I hate the fiest episode....just want them coupled up and in the villa. Hate all the intriductions

These two are vibing

[Vanessa]

Joey Essex? What's he doing on Love Island? :laugh:

[Zizu]

Joey Essex? What's he doing on Love Island? :laugh:


How he’s changed !

I didn’t recognise him even after they said hos name !

I always thought he was nice enough and completely harmless - i was never sure if he was pretending to be quite so gormless .


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[Zizu]

Ayo seems nice.


I usually watch a few weeks as I love ‘people watching’ and seeing how relationships grow and then fall apart … but then I soon get fed up but I am not even sure I’ll get past a few episodes with this lot

I like Ayo and Mimi but the rest are dreadful plus sooo much lip filler on view ( yuk)


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[rusticgal]

Joey Essex…looking like joe average. What a big mistake putting that desperado in there. He can’t hold down a relationship for love nor money…

[Kazanne]

Not too impressed so far, Ayo and Mimi seem ok and all the women look the same !! it would be nice to have just everyday people in there,but it's early days so it might get better.

[AnnieK]

All the girls look older than they are, fillers really age you. Killer bods though...all look amazing in swimwear

[Vanessa]

Not too impressed so far, Ayo and Mimi seem ok and all the women look the same !! it would be nice to have just everyday people in there,but it's early days so it might get better.
Ayo my favorite so far.

[Vanessa]

Joey Essex…looking like joe average. What a big mistake putting that desperado in there. He can’t hold down a relationship for love nor money…

I like him. :laugh:

[arista]

GMBHD itv
showed Joey, at least he has had a haircut.

Looks like a Toy

Only on ITV1HD for day one

ITV2HD next

[Vanessa]

:joker:GMBHD itv
showed Joey, at least he has had a haircut.

Looks like a Toy

Only on ITV1HD for day one

ITV2HD next

[arista]

The Top One Front Page


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[Zizu]

The Top One Front Page


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I would imagine that the ‘young’ women ( are they really all under 30 ?) all feel dreadfully insecure every-time Maya appears at the fire pit .

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[user104658]

Isn't Joey Essex about 40 by now?

[user104658]

lol he is legit 33 in with a load of < 25 year olds... noncery afoot.

[Kate!]

I can't believe they've got that absolute idiot on the show. He'll obviously win.

[Vanessa]

I can't believe they've got that absolute idiot on the show. He'll obviously win.

He already has a following, so I imagine he'll do well in the voting.

[UKTVForever]

What’s everyone's thoughts on The new Summer Series of Love Island 2024 ??

[Zizu]

What’s everyone's thoughts on The new Summer Series of Love Island 2024 ??


I like Ayo and Mimi but they can swap all the others for some decent ones ..


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[UKTVForever]

What’s your opinions on this year's Love Island Villa ??

[Zizu]

What’s your opinions on this year's Love Island Villa ??


They all look much the same to my mind tbh


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[rusticgal]

All the girls will be going for Joey except mimi….cos he is loaded.

[Vanessa]

All the girls will be going for Joey except mimi….cos he is loaded.

Yes, they know he's rich.
I like Joey, he's a nice lad.

[Vanessa]

Joey is going to spice things up and I cannot wait.
This is exactly why he's there :smug:

[Zizu]

Joey is going to spice things up and I cannot wait.
This is exactly why he's there :smug:


I reckon they soon realised that they had signed up a load of demmicks and panicked !

Joey is there to try and save the series !

Have a look at the negative comments on DigatalSpy !


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[Vanessa]

I reckon they soon realised that they had signed up a load of demmicks and panicked !

Joey is there to try and save the series !

Have a look at the negative comments on DigatalSpy !



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Joey is worth every penny. Just watch :joker:

[Vanessa]

Only day 4 and this much carnage? Pass the popcorn! :joker:

[Zizu]

Only day 4 and this much carnage? Pass the popcorn! :joker:


It has been fairly eventful .

I actually thought Mimi and Ayo had it all sown up after the first two episodes but now it’s ip in the air again


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[Vanessa]

This lot is so chaotic and I'm here for it :laugh2:

[Vanessa]

I can't believe Joey Essex is the most mature of this lot :joker:

[Vanessa]

The boys can't even have a conversation. The girls eavesdropping :joker:

[rusticgal]

I can't believe Joey Essex is the most mature of this lot :joker:


Well he has had plenty of practice...still proving to be a massive player. Asking that girl to dance for him just shows how he regards women.

[Vanessa]

Well he has had plenty of practice...still proving to be a massive player. Asking that girl to dance for him just shows how he regards women.
She said she was a dancer at the west end. I don't think he was expected a lap dance :joker:

[rusticgal]

She said she was a dancer at the west end. I don't think he was expected a lap dance :joker:


I think he probably was Vanessa…

[Vanessa]

Omg Ronnie that was awful. No wonder she's pissed off :shocked:

[Vanessa]

There's a twist with the new Islanders. This is going to be good!

[Zizu]

There's a twist with the new Islanders. This is going to be good!


Presumably they are each gonna be allowed to steal someone ?


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[AnnieK]

They are all so messy this year

[Zizu]

They are all so messy this year


I only like Mimi , Ayu , Uma and Sean


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[Zizu]

Looks like they made some last minute changes to the lineup ?!



No wonder there are so many duffers in the original line up - 5 of them weren’t listed .


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[Crimson Dynamo]

all the girls look like they are late 30s but they are young 20s

This is one horrible horrible program

[Zizu]

all the girls look like they are late 30s but they are young 20s

This is one horrible horrible program


Yeah they do look like 30+ ladies for sure

The one that went last night looked 40 easy


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[AnnieK]

I don't like Ayo.....think he's a bit of a snake. Don't like the way he played Mimi and Uma.
Love mimi though....and Sean seems a genuine girl.

Harriet is awful

[Vanessa]

Presumably they are each gonna be allowed to steal someone ?


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Apparently each of the newbies has to pick someone to take to Casa!

[Zizu]

Apparently each of the newbies has to pick someone to take to Casa!




So that’s Joey , Uma and Ayo then ?


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[Vanessa]

So that’s Joey , Uma and Ayo then ?


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I would love Grace to pick Joey just for the drama :joker:

[Zizu]

I would love Grace to pick Joey just for the drama :joker:


Why wouldn’t she .. its all about self promotion and air time

Grace is absolutely stunning- on a parr with Uma looks-wise


Joey wont want to stick with Sam and her sour face whenever something happens

[Vanessa]

Why wouldn’t she .. its all about self promotion and air time

Grace is absolutely stunning- on a parr with Uma looks-wise


Joey wont want to stick with Sam and her sour face whenever something happens

Samantha is way to jealous and possessive. That's what's really putting Joey off.
But I think he's better suited to Grace.

[Zizu]

Samantha is way to jealous and possessive. That's what's really putting Joey off.
But I think he's better suited to Grace.


Agreed


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[Zizu]

So that’s Joey , Uma and Ayo then ?


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Two out of three
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[Zizu]

Fabulous end to tonight’s show ,.


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[Mystic Mock]

lol he is legit 33 in with a load of < 25 year olds... noncery afoot.

That's not Noncery.:laugh:

I never thought that I'd be defending Joey Essex, lord help me.:worry:

[Mystic Mock]

Presumably they are each gonna be allowed to steal someone ?


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Isn't that kinda illegal?:laugh:

[Mystic Mock]

all the girls look like they are late 30s but they are young 20s

This is one horrible horrible program

I'll just politely say that I agree with you.

The days of naturally attractive women on UK Reality TV Shows seem to get increasingly more rare.

[Zizu]

I'll just politely say that I agree with you.

The days of naturally attractive women on UK Reality TV Shows seem to get increasingly more rare.


True up to a point .. have to say that Uma and Grace are both extremely attractive and couldn’t be more different , interestingly.

Both 100% natural as well which is so refreshing


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[Mystic Mock]

True up to a point .. have to say that Uma and Grace are both extremely attractive and couldn’t be more different , interestingly.

Both 100% natural as well which is so refreshing


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Maya Jama looks good.

[Zizu]

Maya Jama looks good.


Perfection personified


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[Mystic Mock]

Perfection personified


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She looks naturally beautiful too.

I don't know if she has had any work done, because if she has, then I can't tell.

And away from Maya Jama for a second, I don't get ITV, this was the same channel that had Leona Lewis, Lucie Jones, Sam Lavery (or Slavery as some people used to call her on Digital Spy lol) Sophie Habibis, Janet Devlin, Ruth Lorenzo, and Amelia Lily had something about her imo, and Diana Vickers too.

These were imo at the very least reasonably attractive women that ITV had on The X Factor (some of them imo I would say were stunners) yet ITV casts very differently these days to (again) be very polite about it.

And Maya Jama as host, shows that ITV does know what an attractive woman actually is, they just bizarrely don't want them as contestants on LI or BB.

Apologies for being a bit grouchy, modern Western Entertainment can bring the worst out in me with how cringy and awful it can be.

[user104658]

That's not Noncery.:laugh:

I never thought that I'd be defending Joey Essex, lord help me.:worry:

Any 33 year old man who would be with a 19 year old... I'd be keeping a very close eye on around 15 year olds.

[Mystic Mock]

Any 33 year old man who would be with a 19 year old... I'd be keeping a very close eye on around 15 year olds.

Is there a 19 year old in the lineup?

I'm going to go through the Cosmopolitan profiles again.

[user104658]

She looks naturally beautiful too.

I don't know if she has had any work done, because if she has, then I can't tell.

And away from Maya Jama for a second, I don't get ITV, this was the same channel that had Leona Lewis, Lucie Jones, Sam Lavery (or Slavery as some people used to call her on Digital Spy lol) Sophie Habibis, Janet Devlin, Ruth Lorenzo, and Amelia Lily had something about her imo, and Diana Vickers too.

These were imo at the very least reasonably attractive women that ITV had on The X Factor (some of them imo I would say were stunners) yet ITV casts very differently these days to (again) be very polite about it.

And Maya Jama as host, shows that ITV does know what an attractive woman actually is, they just bizarrely don't want them as contestants on LI or BB.

Apologies for being a bit grouchy, modern Western Entertainment can bring the worst out in me with how cringy and awful it can be.

Its just the culture of the show. The girls who go on aren't unattractive, they've just had far too much cosmetic work done (fillers etc).

Its often true of the males on the show as well - an awful lot of "Turkey Teeth" (which look stupid, like badly made false teeth on a 90 year old man) and loads of them have also admitted they don't normally look as ripped/muscular as they are on the show, they spend months hitting the gym for hours per day and then starving themselves (bulk and cut) specifically for the show. Half of them are probably on light steroids/HGH as well.

It's sad really. It would be a much more interesting show with real people on it. It's also gotten worse over time, te earlier Love Island seasons weren't quite so plastic.

[Mystic Mock]

Its just the culture of the show. The girls who go on aren't unattractive, they've just had far too much cosmetic work done (fillers etc).

Its often true of the males on the show as well - an awful lot of "Turkey Teeth" (which look stupid, like badly made false teeth on a 90 year old man) and loads of them have also admitted they don't normally look as ripped/muscular as they are on the show, they spend months hitting the gym for hours per day and then starving themselves (bulk and cut) specifically for the show. Half of them are probably on light steroids/HGH as well.

It's sad really. It would be a much more interesting show with real people on it. It's also gotten worse over time, te earlier Love Island seasons weren't quite so plastic.

You make a few good points tbh.

Especially about the turkey teeth, I always find that weird when young men think that's a good look for them.

I do miss the days of Reality TV when a Noirin or Imogen showed up for the girls though.

[user104658]

Is there a 19 year old in the lineup?

I'm going to go through the Cosmopolitan profiles again.

I don't know but I was being hyperbolic - it's obviously not actual "Noncery" but I do stand by the statement that men getting into their mid 30's shouldn't be going after women in their early 20's. 25+ (preferably 30+, come on chaps).

[Mystic Mock]

I don't know but I was being hyperbolic - it's obviously not actual "Noncery" but I do stand by the statement that men getting into their mid 30's shouldn't be going after women in their early 20's. 25+ (preferably 30+, come on chaps).

Tbh I suppose I don't know how to respond to this, because I'm still a couple of years away from hitting my thirties.

I will make sure that I would never date anyone who's 18-19 though (even if I found them physically attractive) because obviously I'm a decade older than them, and they are barely getting into adulthood, so it would feel wrong to actually go there with them.

[Mystic Mock]

Someone else has reacted to the girls in this line-up.

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We're not alone LeatherTrumpet

[rusticgal]

How any of these girls believe the drivel that comes out of Joeys mouth is beyond belief. He comes out with the same bullshit all the time. He was never interested in Sam but he just made sure she was there until someone better came in.
He has been on countless reality shows spewing the same **** and falling hopelessly in love and then it all fizzles out after the show...
I wouldn't touch him with a Barge pole and he is like a scrawny little sparrow...

[Vanessa]

I'm loving this series. And Casa isn't even where yet :joker:
Apparently two new bombshells come in tonight.
Another one for Ronnie? That guy wants all the newbies :joker:

[Vanessa]

How any of these girls believe the drivel that comes out of Joeys mouth is beyond belief. He comes out with the same bullshit all the time. He was never interested in Sam but he just made sure she was there until someone better came in.
He has been on countless reality shows spewing the same **** and falling hopelessly in love and then it all fizzles out after the show...
I wouldn't touch him with a Barge pole and he is like a scrawny little sparrow...
He's done very we'll for himself. Already a millionaire. Must be doing something right.
Sam and Joey were not working. Grace is a much better fit for him.

[Kazanne]

Im not watching it so much this year,all the girls look the same except for Uman and Grace, and none of the guys are all that, Cant see any winners yet.

[rusticgal]

He's done very we'll for himself. Already a millionaire. Must be doing something right.
Sam and Joey were not working. Grace is a much better fit for him.


Oh dear Vanessa...just because he is a millionaire does not make him perfect. Unfortunately the gullible fall for his drivel...he isnt a bad person he is just a tosser...:laugh:

[Vanessa]

Oh dear Vanessa...just because he is a millionaire does not make him perfect. Unfortunately the gullible fall for his drivel...he isnt a bad person he is just a tosser...:laugh:

No he's far from perfect. But I don't believe he's a bad person.
He's only human like the other islanders.

[Vanessa]

Im not watching it so much this year,all the girls look the same except for Uman and Grace, and none of the guys are all that, Cant see any winners yet.
Casa is on the way. That is likely to change everything. Yeah no strong couples yet. Except maybe Joey and Grace?

[Zizu]

Casa is on the way. That is likely to change everything. Yeah no strong couples yet. Except maybe Joey and Grace?


Ayu and Mimi look set to me also


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[Vanessa]

Ayu and Mimi look set to me also


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They don't look very enthusiastic to me? Wonder if either of them could turn at Casa.

[Zizu]

Oh dear Vanessa...just because he is a millionaire does not make him perfect. Unfortunately the gullible fall for his drivel...he isnt a bad person he is just a tosser...:laugh:


I think he’s just a harmless romantic.. aren’t blokes programmed to fall hopelessly in and out of love fairly rapidly until we find our soulmate ?

I think he is maturing ( slowly) and Grace may just be the one .


She seems real nice , bright as a button and absolutely stunning - triple threat


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[Zizu]

They don't look very enthusiastic to me? Wonder if either of them could turn at Casa.


I would be amazed if Ayu had his head turned .. If he can resist the absolutely dreamy Uma he must be pretty set on Mimi.

Same applies to Mimi .. they have both been severely tested already

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[Vanessa]

I think he’s just a harmless romantic.. aren’t blokes programmed to fall hopelessly in and out of love fairly rapidly until we find our soulmate ?

I think he is maturing ( slowly) and Grace may just be the one .


She seems real nice , bright as a button and absolutely stunning - triple threat


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They're very well suited I think.
Perfect match. Good luck to them.
Yes, I think he's slowly maturing. But nobody is perfect. We all make mistakes.

[Zizu]

They're very well suited I think.
Perfect match. Good luck to them.
Yes, I think he's slowly maturing. But nobody is perfect. We all make mistakes.


You ideally need one averagely intelligent person in a couple.. you cant have two empty-heads in a couple - look at Dim and Dimmer
(Ronnie and Trinity)


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[rusticgal]

I think he’s just a harmless romantic.. aren’t blokes programmed to fall hopelessly in and out of love fairly rapidly until we find our soulmate ?

I think he is maturing ( slowly) and Grace may just be the one .


She seems real nice , bright as a button and absolutely stunning - triple threat


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Grace knows exactly what she is doing...she had no empathy for Sam by kissing Joey under everyone's noses and smirking and laughing afterwards... and going into the Hideaway "because she could not sleep in a single bed"...if they really meant that much to each other why haven't they progressed since their holiday....:shrug:

[rusticgal]

You ideally need one averagely intelligent person in a couple.. you cant have two empty-heads in a couple - look at Dim and Dimmer
(Ronnie and Trinity)


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Trinity is really weird...Ronnie is a prat and the pair of them have absolutely no conversation.

[Zizu]

Grace knows exactly what she is doing...she had no empathy for Sam by kissing Joey under everyone's noses and smirking and laughing afterwards... and going into the Hideaway "because she could not sleep in a single bed"...if they really meant that much to each other why haven't they progressed since their holiday....:shrug:


Pretty sure they went their own ways due to living hundreds of miles apart ..it wasn’t sustainable

Now she’s moving to London anyway it makes far more sense


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[Vanessa]

Why is Harriet still after Ronnie? I don't get it!

[Zizu]

Why is Harriet still after Ronnie? I don't get it!


Some women are just like that .. or maybe it’s just a ploy to just get more airtime .. that’s an important factor to consider and she loves making a drama out of nothing


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[Zizu]

Trinity is really weird...Ronnie is a prat and the pair of them have absolutely no conversation.


I’d guess they have a total IQ of about 75..


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[rusticgal]

Why is Harriet still after Ronnie? I don't get it!


Because he keeps leading her on…but she’s a bit thick tbh. He has told her now but Tiffany has him sussed.

[Zizu]

Because he keeps leading her on…but she’s a bit thick tbh. He has told her now but Tiffany has him sussed.


I’m beginning to wonder if Trinity and Ronnie are part of a hospital day release program .


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[Vanessa]

:joker::joker:I’m beginning to wonder if Trinity and Ronnie are part of a hospital day release program .


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[Zizu]

Sooooo
The two new people seem really nice


Hopefully the new lady chooses Sean they seem to really hit it off bigtime .

The new guy says he fancies Grace but I think she will stick with Joey even if the new guy chooses to partner up with her


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[Zizu]

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[Mystic Mock]

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I would cast my vote for Maya Jama if she were on the poll.

[Zizu]

I would cast my vote for Maya Jama if she were on the poll.


Oddly enough looking at Uma she kinda looks like a mix of Maya and Dua .. voice as well


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[Mystic Mock]

Oddly enough looking at Uma she kinda looks like a mix of Maya and Dua .. voice as well


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Uma could pass for Maya's Sister I think.