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Beso
29-06-2024, 03:25 PM
There is loads of them popping up on social media.

"Oh stop it."


Gareths reply to his wife when she suggests something other than missionary.

:joker:

Crimson Dynamo
29-06-2024, 04:13 PM
What's your favourite Gareth southgate joke?

that he is a manager

Zizu
29-06-2024, 04:45 PM
https://x.com/britishfinest21/status/1803116996789150147?s=46


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Zizu
29-06-2024, 04:46 PM
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Zizu
29-06-2024, 04:47 PM
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Zizu
29-06-2024, 04:49 PM
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Zizu
29-06-2024, 04:50 PM
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Mystic Mock
02-07-2024, 08:44 AM
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Whoa!

Zizu
02-07-2024, 10:20 AM
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Zizu
02-07-2024, 10:21 AM
Still my favourite


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Niamh.
02-07-2024, 10:25 AM
I thought you were doing quite well in the tournament?

Beso
02-07-2024, 10:26 AM
Gareth asks which steak bakes are cold in Gregg's

Zizu
02-07-2024, 01:58 PM
I thought you were doing quite well in the tournament?


Slowest to retrieve the ball , fewest passes forwards, fewest successful passes, fewest tackles won , one of the fewest shots on goal … most passes backwards..


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Zizu
02-07-2024, 02:11 PM
England’s motto

Buckle up and endure the ride !


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Niamh.
02-07-2024, 02:15 PM
Well you're still in it at least :laugh:

Crimson Dynamo
02-07-2024, 02:25 PM
Gareth frying some chicken

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GRa1R-8WQAACMby?format=jpg&name=small

Zizu
02-07-2024, 04:30 PM
Love this !

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Mystic Mock
02-07-2024, 11:17 PM
I don't know if anyone else is using this joke.

But England's so slow that they make Netflix Shows look fast paced.

Livia
04-07-2024, 12:44 PM
Great thread, guys. Made me lol.

Zizu
04-07-2024, 12:50 PM
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Never gets old


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Beso
06-07-2024, 10:15 PM
Southgate plays safe on the final black for a 147

Beso
06-07-2024, 10:26 PM
Southgate uses his pinky to do the bellingham big balls gesture.

Beso
06-07-2024, 10:38 PM
Gareth tells the Alton towers attendants hes 4ft 2.

Zizu
06-07-2024, 10:55 PM
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06-07-2024, 10:55 PM
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Nicky91
07-07-2024, 04:01 PM
no jokes about that unfunny brainless turd :idc:

Zizu
08-07-2024, 06:51 AM
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