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Old 29-06-2024, 03:25 PM #1
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What's your favourite Gareth southgate joke?

that he is a manager
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Slowest to retrieve the ball , fewest passes forwards, fewest successful passes, fewest tackles won , one of the fewest shots on goal … most passes backwards..


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But England's so slow that they make Netflix Shows look fast paced.
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