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Beso
17-10-2025, 02:48 PM
Got threw out the swimming baths today for peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard, I almost fell in!


I won't be back.:nono:
Crimson Dynamo
17-10-2025, 02:50 PM
Starmers Britain
bots
17-10-2025, 02:52 PM
good to keep the water level topped up
Vicky.
17-10-2025, 02:53 PM
It's a waste of chlorine if you don't :shrug:
Zizu
17-10-2025, 03:21 PM
Got threw out the swimming baths today for peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard, I almost fell in!


I won't be back.:nono:


I prefer the joke about the guy bragging that he and his wife enjoy making mad passionate love on top of the deep freezer …



…. but they’re now banned from Tesco


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arista
17-10-2025, 03:31 PM
Got threw out the swimming baths today for peeing in the pool.

The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard, I almost fell in!


I won't be back.:nono:


You should know better


Good he Blew his Whistle
Zizu
17-10-2025, 03:41 PM
You should know better


Good he Blew his Whistle


It’s a joke Arista ..


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Redway
17-10-2025, 04:20 PM
Starmers Britain

Seriously?
Livia
18-10-2025, 10:53 AM
Piddling in the pool is okay, but not from the top diving board.
Zizu
18-10-2025, 11:34 AM
Piddling in the pool is okay, but not from the top diving board.


Its a joke …






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TapaTalk is absolutely amazing !
Benjamin
18-10-2025, 11:40 AM
As long as you’re not defecating in the pool.
Gusto Brunt
18-10-2025, 11:48 AM
It’s a joke Arista ..


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Yeah he was standing up peeing. :p
Zizu
18-10-2025, 11:49 AM
Yeah he was standing up peeing. :p


No

It’s a joke .. a play on words






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TapaTalk is absolutely amazing !
Livia
18-10-2025, 12:18 PM
Its a joke …






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TapaTalk is absolutely amazing !

Yeah, I know. Parm was joking, I was joking... Not sure what point you're making.
Nicky91
18-10-2025, 12:34 PM
i mean children can get away with peeing in the pool those are accidents, but adults don't have any excuse whatsoever for peeing in the pool and i'm more inclined to think it is intentional


you can go to the toilet to piss, before you go into the pool?
Zizu
18-10-2025, 12:37 PM
i mean children can get away with peeing in the pool those are accidents, but adults don't have any excuse whatsoever for peeing in the pool and i'm more inclined to think it is intentional


you can go to the toilet to piss, before you go into the pool?


Its a JOKE !!!






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TapaTalk is absolutely amazing !
Zizu
18-10-2025, 12:38 PM
Yeah, I know. Parm was joking, I was joking... Not sure what point you're making.


Maybe add a smiley if you are joking

Can’t mind read at weekends






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TapaTalk is absolutely amazing !
OnTheRight
18-10-2025, 12:40 PM
Piddling in the pool is okay, but not from the top diving board.

Imagine thinking this isn't a joke. :joker::joker: