make us laugh!!!!

[n.l.o7]

hi this might be pointless but im board!!!

so why not post jokes to make the members of tibb laugh lol!!! :laugh3:

[Stu]

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in twelve £16.99 installments free for the first four months.

[n.l.o7]

Originally posted by Stu
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in twelve £16.99 installments free for the first four months.

:laugh2:!!!

[Captain.Remy]

I'm not funny with jokes at all, it does depend the situation where I am, I make people laugh but it does depend the situation. Telling a joke is for me a nightmare lol

[n.l.o7]

ive got one!
what do elves learn in school???

the elf-abet!!! :laugh:

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Stu
Why did the chicken cross the road?

Find out in twelve £16.99 installments free for the first four months.

:joker:

[Arneldo]

Two camels walking in the desert. One turn to the other and says "Why have you got the hump?"



*tumbleweed*

I'll just pack my bags ....

[Stu]

10 , 20 , 100 , okay , 6 billion people walk into a pub.

One comes foward to the bar.

''Ill pay''.

What an idiot.

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : Stu
10 , 20 , 100 , okay , 6 billion people walk into a pub.

One comes foward to the bar.

''Ill pay''.

What an idiot.

Lol ! :laugh2:
Only Stu had to tell this one lol, it's Stu-ish lol :tongue:

[n.l.o7]

Originally posted by Arneldo
Two camels walking in the desert. One turn to the other and says "Why have you got the hump?"



*tumbleweed*

I'll just pack my bags ....

:laugh:

[BigBrother_x*]

okay.. some rabbits were crossing the road ( bit random like ) and the dad rabbit said if a car comes just duck and it will go over you so they were all walking across and the last rabbit had to duck for the car but got ran over!

why?... because it was a 3 wheeler haha!

[Dan_]

A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"

[Stu]

Why the the cow cross the road?

To put an end to the cliched 'Chicken crosses the road' jokes...

[n.l.o7]

Originally posted by Dan_
A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"

:laugh2:

[x_mel_x]

I've got a rude one but i dont know if I can say it.

[Lauren]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

[Matt]

Originally posted by Stu
Why the the cow cross the road?

To put an end to the cliched 'Chicken crosses the road' jokes...

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2:

[Lauren]

There was a bar designed specially for mints. Extra Strong Mint walked in and said to the Polo "I'm the strongest mint around here!!" Soonafter, Trebor walked in and Extra Strong ran out in a hurry. Later the polo asked the Extra Strong Mint "If you're the strongest, why are you scared of the trebor?" the Extra Strong turned around and said "Haven't you heard? He's menthol he is!!"

[Lauren]

There was a bar made specifically for roads. The motorway was bragging to the dual carriageway that he was the strongest. Just then the red road walked in and the motorway ran out... later the dual carriageway asked him why, and he said "Haven't you heard? That red road is a cyclepath!"

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lauren
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Pmsl, that's a classic. :laugh:

[n.l.o7]

Originally posted by MarkChap?!
Originally posted by Lauren
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Pmsl, that's a classic. :laugh:

:laugh::laugh3::laugh2:pmsl

[:)tom:)]

you must like mushrooms because you look like a fun-guy

sorry really i am

[Shaun]

Lauren, those are hilarious. LMAO.

[Jackie]

What do u call a person with a seagull on his head?

[Shaun]

Cliff?

[Jackie]

oh so u no that one:mad::mad:

[Lauren]

Originally posted by bugsy2301
Lauren, those are hilarious. LMAO.

Thank you, thank you *bows*

I'll be making appearances every Thursday at the TiBB comedy club haha.

[Riz]

Originally posted by Dan_
A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"

haaa

[Jackie]

lol

[Jackie]

Anymore?

[n.l.o7]

ive got sum but they are a bit rubbish!!!

why did the teacher put the lights on?
because the class was so dim

what's the worst thing you're likely to find in the school cafeteria?
the food!

great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.
so what's so great about that?
it's snowing outside!

they are a bit bad lol

[Captain.Remy]

The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes ! :joker:

[n.l.o7]

Originally posted by sunshine30
The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes ! :joker:

no thats good lol:laugh3:

[Captain.Remy]

Message original : BiGBRO2K7
Originally posted by sunshine30
The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes ! :joker:

no thats good lol:laugh3:

Haha thanks ! :thumbs:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by BiGBRO2K7
Originally posted by sunshine30
The only english joke I know, my english exchange told me that one when we were drunk lol

Why do english people throw the butter over the window ?
....because butter-fly (butterfly lol)

I said I was rubbish with jokes ! :joker:

no thats good lol:laugh3: Thats funny them ones are the best.


"Doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains"

Doctor says pull yorself together lad!!!

[n.l.o7]

"Doctor doctor i think Im a pair of curtains"

Doctor says pull yorself together lad!!!

thats funny lol:laugh:

[Jackie]

"doctor doctor can you help me out?"

"Doctor says what why did you come in?"

[n.l.o7]

:laugh: lol lol

[Jackie]

"doctor doctor I think im invisible"

Doctor says Next"

[n.l.o7]

lollollollol:bigsmile:

[Jackie]

"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses?

"doctor says of course you do this is a resturant"

[little-devil-rocks]

"doctor doctor i have 59 seconds to live"

"doctor says wait over there for a minture please."

[BBCH:fan]

i love jokes

Originally posted by jackie46
"Doctor doctor i think i need glasses?

"doctor says of course you do this is a resturant"

ha ha thats funny:laugh:

[little-devil-rocks]

Originally posted by jackie46
"doctor doctor can you help me out?"

"Doctor says what why did you come in?"

:laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::laugh2::l augh2:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by little-devil-rocks
"doctor doctor i have 59 seconds to live"

"doctor says wait over there for a minture please."


LOLLOL

[little-devil-rocks]

that was funny wasn't it

[little-devil-rocks]

knock knock

[Lauren]

Who is there?

[BBCH:fan]

Originally posted by Lauren
Who is there?

no one lol lol:laugh3:

[Jackie]

Originally posted by neil™
Originally posted by Lauren
Who is there?

no one lol lol:laugh3:


That invisible man

[little-devil-rocks]

Originally posted by Lauren
Who is there?

doctor

[BBCH:fan]

doctor who

[n.l.o7]

its is realy bad but anyway!!

what do you call a man with a seegal on his head????

[n.l.o7]

Originally posted by n.l.o7

what do you call a man with a seegal on his head????

cliff lol lol:laugh: i said it was bad!!! lol

[BBCH:fan]

lollollol

ive got one

what do you call a dear with no eyes?????













no eye-idea!!! lol:laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:

[jusojo]

Why did Humpty Dumpty push his wife off the wall?







Cuz he wanted to see her crack!

:blush2:
Sorry.Bit crap.

[n.l.o7]

lol lol^^^^^

any one got a realy good to make us laugh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol lol lol lol

[Jackie]

Doctor doctor i think im a pair of curtains

Doctor says pull yourself together lad.

[n.l.o7]

ha ha ha ^^^^

[Jackie]

Doctor doctor i think i need glasses

doctor says of course you do this is a resturant.

[n.l.o7]

lol^^^

[Jackie]

Got any?

[jusojo]

Horse walks into a bar!




Ouch!!!??!

[n.l.o7]

omg i for got about this thread!!! lol sum good jokes posted on here!! lol

[*mazedsalv**]

Why didnt the chicken cross the road?


Because he was a chicken! (He was scared!! and you dont normally see chickens crossing roads.


Your mums so dumb that she got hit by a packed car.

[n.l.o7]

lol i like the second one!!!

[MR.K!]

What do you call a shop full of nuns ?
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Virgin Megastore :bigsmile:

[Dan_]

Did you hear about the about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?

He got dragged in by a strong current.

[Ashleee:)]

haha i likes Kra!g's!!

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt - though their cars are written off.
As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: 'That's incredible - both our cars are demolished but we're fine. It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!'
Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, 'Oh yes, I agree with you completely!'
The woman goes on, 'And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let's drink to our love!'
'Well, OK!' says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.
'Your turn,' says the man.
'No, thanks,' says the woman, 'I think I'll just wait for the police.'

[MR.K!]

PMSL :laugh2: That was a good one !

[Conzors]

Lmao Ashlee That was a good one.

I got a joke.

Why did the farmer cross the road?
Because he was chasing the chicken.

And Another

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Because the chicken got run over.

Hehe.

[Magic]

Knock Knock.
Who's their?
Boo!

Boo Who!

What do you get when a sheep crosses paths with a Kangaroo?
Wooly Jumpers!

Haha, I love unfunny jokes, just for that simple reason.

:dazzler:

[Axiom]

No offence to blondes, but here goes. There are two blondes, one brainy, one dumb jumping off a cliff. Which one lands first?

The dumb one! There's no such thing as a brainy blonde lol!

Sorry to all the blondes!

[Kate..]

I've got a blond joke lol

There's a blond a brunette and a red head all holding onto a rope that's hanging off a cliff, the rope is about to break and if it does they will all die, the only way to save themselves is if one of them lets go, because then there will be less weight.

So the brunette makes this loooooooooooong speech about how she should be the one to let go and be the one everyone remembers and will honor her forever.

At the end of her speech. The blond claps.

[Conor]

- Your ma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was at the other side.
- Your ma's saw more helmets than Hitler.
- Your ma's so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of petrol.

[Axiom]

Originally posted by Kate..
I've got a blond joke lol

There's a blond a brunette and a red head all holding onto a rope that's hanging off a cliff, the rope is about to break and if it does they will all die, the only way to save themselves is if one of them lets go, because then there will be less weight.

So the brunette makes this loooooooooooong speech about how she should be the one to let go and be the one everyone remembers and will honor her forever.

At the end of her speech. The blond claps.

OMG that's so weird my mate told me the exact same joke earlier lol

[MR.K!]

a man walkes up to a blonde woman in a bar watching the 10 o'clock news. she says to him 'have you seen this ? , the man is threatening to jump of that block of flats !' the man says 'i bet he jumps' she replyes 'i bet he dosent' 'i bet you 50 bucks he jumps' 'your on' just as they shake hands the man does a swan dive off the building. 'oh dear' says the woman 'well here's your 50 bucks, you won fair and square''thanks' the £50 richer man stroles back over to his friend and says 'easiest 50 bucks ive ever made, i guess she didnt it was on the the 5'oclock news' :bigsmile:

[Ashleee:)]

i have one but its quite rude, and mark will prob give me a row :(

[Scarlett.]

LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000016866.jpg

[Ashleee:)]

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

and....

:bored:

thats sick!

:laugh2:

[Scarlett.]

:laugh3:

that is one female I dont want to see naked!

[Ashleee:)]

that is rank!

[*mazedsalv**]

Originally posted by KRA!G
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Virgin Megastore :bigsmile:

:laugh3: Thats hilarious!

[Ashleee:)]

Have any of you heard the marks n spencers porn joke???
Too rude to put on here i think :bigsmile:

[Firewire]

I have a joke. It is quite funny. Well here it goes.

David Beckham, a school girl and an old woman are on a plane which is going to crash soon. David says well I should jump becaus I am famous. He grabs the bag and jumps. Then the girl offers the old woman the other bag. But the woman saus no and says that she has lived her life. The n the girl takes it. This happens a few times more saying you have it etc. Then theu realised that the plane only has one parachute which is in the bag which is still on the plane. The girl realised her school bag was gone. David Beckham took it. He jumed off the plane with a school bag.

[Firewire]

I've got won about the Virgin Mary but it is quite rude. If you want it U2U me.

[PARKa/er]

Originally posted by Chewy
LAUGH AT CAROLE DAMN YOU
http://www.heatworld.com/img/upload/500x400/1000016866.jpg

thats well bad lol!!!:yuk::laugh:

[neillivo08]

Originally posted by *mazedsalv**
Originally posted by KRA!G
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Virgin Megastore :bigsmile:

:laugh3: Thats hilarious!

thats well funny! :laugh2::laugh3::laugh::laugh2::laugh3::laugh:

[neillivo08]

Originally posted by n.l.o7
Originally posted by MarkChap?!
Originally posted by Lauren
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

Pmsl, that's a classic. :laugh:

:laugh::laugh3::laugh2:pmsl

hahahahahahahahahahhahaha i canrt stop laughing now lol!!!:laugh:

[ange7]

http://www.physics.mcgill.ca/~arobic/funny/funny.jpg


Jade Goody recently sacked her agent because he wasn't getting her enough work. He said she might need to lose a little weight ( OOPS!) and that she came across as a little bit racist. Anyway the last thing her agent did before leaving was convince her to change her name and adopt the Muslim faith ....y'know....to prove she wasn't racist.

From now Jade wants to be known as Yaffat Fooker.