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Old 02-09-2007, 10:29 AM #1
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hi this might be pointless but im board!!!

so why not post jokes to make the members of tibb laugh lol!!!
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Old 02-09-2007, 10:31 AM #3
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I'm not funny with jokes at all, it does depend the situation where I am, I make people laugh but it does depend the situation. Telling a joke is for me a nightmare lol
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ive got one!
what do elves learn in school???

the elf-abet!!!
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Two camels walking in the desert. One turn to the other and says "Why have you got the hump?"



*tumbleweed*

I'll just pack my bags ....
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10 , 20 , 100 , okay , 6 billion people walk into a pub.

One comes foward to the bar.

''Ill pay''.

What an idiot.
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10 , 20 , 100 , okay , 6 billion people walk into a pub.

One comes foward to the bar.

''Ill pay''.

What an idiot.
Lol !
Only Stu had to tell this one lol, it's Stu-ish lol
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Old 02-09-2007, 11:32 AM #10
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okay.. some rabbits were crossing the road ( bit random like ) and the dad rabbit said if a car comes just duck and it will go over you so they were all walking across and the last rabbit had to duck for the car but got ran over!

why?... because it was a 3 wheeler haha!
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A man drives into the back of dwarfs car.

The dwarf gets out and says "I'm not happy".

The other driver replies "Which one are you then?"
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Why the the cow cross the road?

To put an end to the cliched 'Chicken crosses the road' jokes...
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I've got a rude one but i dont know if I can say it.
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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There was a bar designed specially for mints. Extra Strong Mint walked in and said to the Polo "I'm the strongest mint around here!!" Soonafter, Trebor walked in and Extra Strong ran out in a hurry. Later the polo asked the Extra Strong Mint "If you're the strongest, why are you scared of the trebor?" the Extra Strong turned around and said "Haven't you heard? He's menthol he is!!"
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There was a bar made specifically for roads. The motorway was bragging to the dual carriageway that he was the strongest. Just then the red road walked in and the motorway ran out... later the dual carriageway asked him why, and he said "Haven't you heard? That red road is a cyclepath!"
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Pmsl, that's a classic.
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Pmsl, that's a classic.
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you must like mushrooms because you look like a fun-guy

sorry really i am
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Lauren, those are hilarious. LMAO.
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What do u call a person with a seagull on his head?
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