Red Moon
15-11-2007, 09:16 AM
Ditsy Jade's a real sat chavDIPPY Jade Goody drove down Britain’s busiest shopping street despite its car ban — then told cops that her SAT NAV had told her to.
The reality TV star, 26, was flagged down by four astonished officers in London’s Oxford Street — where only buses and taxis are allowed.
She was ordered to get out of her vehicle before being breathalysed.
But she had not been drinking, and said to the cops: “I only did it cos my sat nav told me to.”
Jade — notorious for thinking East Anglia was called East Angular — was on a shopping trip with on/off boyfriend Jack Tweed, 20, when her Range Rover was pulled over.
Onlooker Kim Andrews, 26, said: “It was hilarious.
“She was put in a van and given the third degree while Jack just sat in the car and looked embarrassed.
“Jade didn’t seem to understand what she had done wrong — she got a proper telling off.”
Previous mistakes made by mum-of-two Jade, of Upshire, Essex, include thinking Saddam Hussein was a boxer and that Birmingham had beaches.
During her stint on Big Brother she asked if “East Angular” was “abroad”.
She finally got her driving licence in June, after years of car-related bloopers.
Yesterday her agent said of the Oxford Street incident: “She was breathalysed, which she passed because she hadn’t been drinking, and asked to produce her documents, which are all in order.”
Source: The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article466677.ece)
The reality TV star, 26, was flagged down by four astonished officers in London’s Oxford Street — where only buses and taxis are allowed.
She was ordered to get out of her vehicle before being breathalysed.
But she had not been drinking, and said to the cops: “I only did it cos my sat nav told me to.”
Jade — notorious for thinking East Anglia was called East Angular — was on a shopping trip with on/off boyfriend Jack Tweed, 20, when her Range Rover was pulled over.
Onlooker Kim Andrews, 26, said: “It was hilarious.
“She was put in a van and given the third degree while Jack just sat in the car and looked embarrassed.
“Jade didn’t seem to understand what she had done wrong — she got a proper telling off.”
Previous mistakes made by mum-of-two Jade, of Upshire, Essex, include thinking Saddam Hussein was a boxer and that Birmingham had beaches.
During her stint on Big Brother she asked if “East Angular” was “abroad”.
She finally got her driving licence in June, after years of car-related bloopers.
Yesterday her agent said of the Oxford Street incident: “She was breathalysed, which she passed because she hadn’t been drinking, and asked to produce her documents, which are all in order.”
Source: The Sun (http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article466677.ece)