Favourite Friends Quotes

[MarkWaldorf]

I'm sure we all have some! :bigsmile: Just share your favourite Friends quotes here.

I was watching the one earlier where Phoebe found a police badge and decided to go down to the station and give it back, and she goes;

"Ohh while I'm there I could check the top ten most wanted list. My friend Fritzy has been number 11 for ages now! *crosses fingers* This could be her year!"

LOL!!

[Ashleee:)]

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it, like, for dinosaur emergencies? "Help! Come quick, they're still extinct!"

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr Long: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!

:laugh3:

[Shaun]

Phoebe, when Rachel and Monica are having a silly slap fight:

Alright, now I'm gonna kick some ass! *grabs ears*

[Killian]

"Happy humping!" I use that all the time. :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
Phoebe: I know her!

lmfao!!!

[ProjectWeirdo]

Rachel - "There's something wrong with the left phalange!!" :laugh:

I love it...

Phoebe - "Are you kidding that woman has the nose of a bloodhound!! And the breasts of a greek goddess...."

:laugh: :laugh3: :laugh2:

[Princess]

I might need an entire day to write my fav quotes!

But off the top of head:

Phoebe:Do they know that we know that they know that we know that they know?

I LOVE that episode!

[SilverPink]

Chandler: Donuts...round food for every mood!

[Bright-Eyes]

Rachel: ...How many centimeters am I dilated? Eight? Nine?
Dr: Three.
Ross: Just three? I'm dilated three!
Im no good with quotes but I saw this episode today.

[Ashleee:)]

Monica: My motto is get out before they go down.
Joey: That is so not my motto.

:cheer2:

[Bright-Eyes]

Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

[Indierock&roll]

chandler -" maybe because shes the minion of the anti - christ"
makes me wee its so funny,
ooor when he says
'we love kids, love them to death....well not to death, we love them the appropiate amount............as allowed by law!'
hes hilarious

[Lauren]

LOL!! These are hilarious.

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL Bright-Eyes I love that one!

[Kate..]

I love the episode when Joey is trying to speak french!

Pheobe: Ju ma pel Claud
Joey: Oh de fluf Flau

[BOOSH]

"There's something wrong with the left phalange!!"

Last episode D:



Mike and ross

"What is the difference between beer and lager?
"I don't know. We could look it up."
"Thing's are about to get wild."

[Bright-Eyes]

The phalange is awesome when reachel goes "oh screw it" and gets uo with everyone else :laugh2:

[Ashleee:)]

After Chandler kisses Cathy
Joey: Over the line?! You’re so far past the line, that you can’t even see the line! The line is a dot to you!

When Ross learns unagi
Rachel:Ahhh salmon skin roll!

Pheobe - My mum used to not show us the ends of sad movies, to shield us from the pain and sadness. You know — before she killed herself.

[jonsep]

when ross asks rachel and monica in the quiz for the apartments,what job does chandler do and rachel says he a transponster an monica says thats not even a word,

[Bright-Eyes]

Phoebe: You still love Rachel.
Ross: No, I don't.
Phoebe: You got married to her.
Ross: In Vegas. I was so drunk, I could've married Joey.
Phoebe: [angry] Hey. You could do a lot worse than Joey Tribianni.

[Rory]

[When viewing a video from Monica's past where she's fat]
*Everyone laughs*
Monica: Shut up, the camera adds 10 pounds.
Joey: How many cameras were on you?

[Arneldo]

When Rachel, Phoebe, Ross and Joey are "floating heads", Phoebe hands Monica a prize of Grand Supreme Little Darling and Rachel says "Congratulations!!!". Okay it doesnt sound funny on paper, but it always makes me crack up.

[AngRemembered]

yet another american situation comedy that was'nt funny at all. My only hope is that we sent them ALL the editions of the series "My familly" (just as painfully not funny) as a way of revenge.

[Ashleee:)]

you really think friends isnt funny? :shocked:

[Bright-Eyes]

Originally posted by AngnAndy
yet another american situation comedy that was'nt funny at all. My only hope is that we sent them ALL the editions of the series "My familly" (just as painfully not funny) as a way of revenge.
Just because you dislike something does not mean it was not funny. I think that its popularity alone proves that many people enjoyed the show. Who are you to say those millions and millions of people are wrong.

[Callum]

Bump

I was just watching an episode from the first season, where Chandler's stuck in a ATM building with this famous woman, and she asks him if he wants any gum and he says "Is it sugarless?" I found that funny. Then after a while he says to her "Gum would be perfection." :laugh:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Bright-Eyes
The phalange is awesome when reachel goes "oh screw it" and gets uo with everyone else :laugh2:

Phalagne are actually the bones in your toes. We were doing the bones in Biology and everyone just screamed 'Phalange!' really excitely :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Joey: What the hell does a paleontologist need a beeper for?
Monica: Is it like for dinosaur emergencies. 'Help, come quick, they're still extinct.'

:laugh3:

[melanie]

Originally posted by Bright-Eyes
Ross: I grew up in a house with Monica, okay. If you didn't eat fast, you didn't eat.

LOL

[hanny08]

Ross: What is Chandler Bing scared of?
Monica: Michael Flately, Lord of the Dance!
Joey: The Irish Jig guy?
Chandler: His legs flail about as if independant from his body!

[Tom]

Phoebes songs always crack me up, so strange

"Now Grandma's a person that everyone likes
She bought you a train and a bright shiny bike
But lately she hasn't been coming to dinner
And last time you saw her she looked so much thinner
Now your mom and your dad said she moved to Peru
But the truth is she died and some day you will too"

"I made a man with eyes of coal
and a smile so bewitching
How was I supposed to know
that my mum was dead in the kitchen?"

There the two songs I can remember word for word, I'm sad aren't I. :laugh3:

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Arneldo
When Rachel, Phoebe, Ross and Joey are "floating heads", Phoebe hands Monica a prize of Grand Supreme Little Darling and Rachel says "Congratulations!!!". Okay it doesnt sound funny on paper, but it always makes me crack up.

Ohh yea!
That one sent me in stitches... on numerous occasions!!

I have so many friends quotes I love :D

I have Smelly Cat on my phone :D

I had it as my text tone for ages! xD

[MarkWaldorf]

I just saw one with Phoebe's boyfriend Dr Rob.

"Erm, Mon, easy on those cookies. Remember, there just food - not love."

:laugh:

[Annie]

Rory said that one I was going to say.. :(

When Ross goes to Rachels work to get her job back so she doesnt need to leave and then the boss always called him 'Ron'

Boss: Oh Don is it?
Ross: Oh close RON!

Hahaha

[Nicky.]

Originally posted by Markus
I just saw one with Phoebe's boyfriend Dr Rob.

"Erm, Mon, easy on those cookies. Remember, there just food - not love."

:laugh:

I was just watching that too!
Soo funny!!

Chandler - 'I'll show you to my room' *Pause* 'That sound so weird when its not followed by, no thanks, its late'

:bouncy:

[Indierock&roll]

joey "im thinking of telling rachel she screwed up the trifle"
ross "what?! its thanks giving not truth day!"
lmaoo

chandler " checkin out the chan chan man!"

ross "pivot.. pivot... PIVOT!...PIVOTT!!!!"
chandler "shut up..shut up.. SHUT UUUUUP!"

[Callum]

Originally posted by Markus
I just saw one with Phoebe's boyfriend Dr Rob.

"Erm, Mon, easy on those cookies. Remember, there just food - not love."

:laugh:

LMAO watched that one earlier, so funny.


Phoebe: Hi Rach!
Rachel: Hi Pheebs
Monica: Hi
Phoebe: Hi, been to the hospital today?
Monica: No, you?
Phoebe: No, you?
Monica: You just asked me that
Phoebe: Yeah well maybe it was a trick question

:laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is recovering from her haircut, Phoebe is playing her doctor and is coming in from the bedroom.]

Rachel: How is she?

Phoebe: It's too soon to tell. She's resting, which is a good sign.

Ross: How's the hair?

Phoebe: I'm not gonna lie to you, Ross, it doesn't look good. I put a clip on one side, which seems to have stopped the curling.

Joey: Can we see her?

Phoebe: Your hair looks too good, I think it would upset her. Ross, why don't you come on in.




:joker::joker:

[Hugo]

Rachel: It thought she was on the atkins?
Amy: She was. Carbs found her.

LOL

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by MarkSpears
Rachel: How about for a girl, Rain?
Ross: Rain? "Hi, my name is Rain. I have my own kiln and my dress is made out of wheat."
Phoebe: I know her!

lmfao!!!

hahahahahahaa

[SiaSiaSia]

Originally posted by Indierock&roll
joey "im thinking of telling rachel she screwed up the trifle"
ross "what?! its thanks giving not truth day!"
lmaoo

chandler " checkin out the chan chan man!"

ross "pivot.. pivot... PIVOT!...PIVOTT!!!!"
chandler "shut up..shut up.. SHUT UUUUUP!"

I LOVE THE TRIFLE EPISODE AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAH

and at the end of the last quote "what did you actually mean when you said pivot?!"

[SiaSiaSia]

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/quotes

i've just been reading through this shahahahaha

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL i'm in the mood to watch it now

[SiaSiaSia]

ones that have particularly made me laugh as i am scrolling down:

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're gonna be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

Chandler: Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream.
Ross: Ah, the lesser known "I Don't Have a Dream" speech.

Monica: You broke a little girl's leg?
Ross: I know. I feel horrible. Okay.
Chandler: [reading the paper] Says here that a Muppet got whacked on Sesame Street last night.
[to Ross]
Chandler: Where exactly were you around ten-ish?

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by SiaSiaSia
ones that have particularly made me laugh as i am scrolling down:

[Joey has packed an emergency kit with food, Mad-Libs and condoms]
Chandler: Condoms?
Joey: We don't know how long we're going to be stuck here. We might have to repopulate the world.
Chandler: And condoms are the way to do that?

LMFAO

[Sarah.]

My fave;
Ross: 'Oh please, hit by a blimp?'
Chandler; 'It kills over one Americans every year!'. << the way he said it.. looool. so funny.

then later Chandler says;
'Well at least he died doing what he loved.. watching blimps'.

LOL I love it.<3

[Zac]

Originally posted by ProjectWeirdo
Rachel - "There's something wrong with the left phalange!!" :laugh:

Lol, i love that one.