View Full Version : Mario The Mario - isms
gowildcats
16-06-2008, 02:10 PM
this is a thread for piss taking purposes of all the daft Mario quotes so far.
I can think of 3 for me:
"Mickey's got a disability, open your eyes"
"No you shut up!..(long pause)....Hemorroid!!!"
"At the end of the day, some people's got some experience in here. If you cant take that in, then you might as well leave!"
Mario is hilarious!
GiRTh
16-06-2008, 02:13 PM
'The legends continues':spin2::yuk:
Captain.Remy
16-06-2008, 02:14 PM
'We got a fan-club'
Or his T-Shirt 'The man - The Legend'
Lauren
16-06-2008, 02:14 PM
"Hemorrhoid" (Oops, just noticed you already said that :laugh:).
"Young people don't respect their elders anymore"
"What is Steph trying to do? Sell herself? She's a young girl"
"I love you Steph... no I really do, I love you!"
GiRTh
16-06-2008, 02:16 PM
"Me and Lisa are popular people".
"I'm not a Billy Bullshiner"
Lauren
16-06-2008, 02:17 PM
"I could run this house with my eyes closed - I choose to take a step back"
Wildcat!
16-06-2008, 02:19 PM
Originally posted by Lauren
"I could run this house with my eyes closed - I choose to take a step back"
yeah great one! in front of mikey mind you!
I like this one
" At the end of the day, I am a facilitator, a manager of people"
imagination
16-06-2008, 02:36 PM
"I'm concerned that Mikey can't read the music"
GiRTh
16-06-2008, 02:41 PM
"Give Mikey the easiest instrument"
Has Mario never heard of Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles.
jonsep
16-06-2008, 02:44 PM
i run a multi million pound company,haha. hes a double glazing salesman
imagination
16-06-2008, 02:48 PM
"I've done everything me, I don't want to be seen as The Big I am....
But I've done everything"
GiRTh
16-06-2008, 03:25 PM
"I dont want to be seen as the big I am" is rapidly becoming one of his catchphrases.
jonsep
16-06-2008, 03:32 PM
on eviction night mario was saying to luke>i no alot of people in this country through out the world,hundreds, hundreds i meen hundreds of thousands of peole,lol
Wildcat!
16-06-2008, 04:22 PM
"I could run the house standing on me head, with me eyes closed, half-asleep..."
dupin
16-06-2008, 04:29 PM
He later said "I know literally millions of people". Yeah, course you do mate...
Charleystar
16-06-2008, 04:34 PM
"I watch people at work and see welfare problems and sometimes you have to intervene!"
Wildcat!
16-06-2008, 05:20 PM
"The thing is, I know so many people throughout the country -- throughout the world. I know a LOT of people, I'm talking hundreds. Hundreds of thousands. A massive network."
I keep stealing them from the DS forum,but they are great!!!
SexualHeroics
16-06-2008, 07:39 PM
Originally posted by nowsthebturn
" I am a facilitator, a manager of people"
That was my favourite too! LOL
I love how you all pretend not to like him. He's not a Billy Bullshiner you know.
supernoodles!
16-06-2008, 07:42 PM
i cant think of any others atm my minds gone blank.Got all the best ones here i think but im sure theres some more to come:laugh2:what a cock.
Wildcat!
16-06-2008, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by SexualHeroics
Originally posted by nowsthebturn
" I am a facilitator, a manager of people"
That was my favourite too! LOL
I love how you all pretend not to like him. He's not a Billy Bullshiner you know.
LOL!and he is genuine!
Wildcat!
16-06-2008, 09:08 PM
to his girlriend
"whats that on your lips? It doesnt suit you. You look like the joker!":laugh::laugh::laugh::laugh:
To be fair, he was spot on!!
Charleystar
16-06-2008, 09:15 PM
A new one tonight!
"I won't dress up as a woman". "I'm not like that", "I've got standards" and "I don't want to look like I'm taking the piiss out of drag queens".
:laugh2::cheer2: he is a legend!
"I'm not a wannabe, unlike some people.I don't need this show."
"First time I've auditioned, straight in."
headaball
18-06-2008, 07:59 AM
Mario told Lisa that he knew who had nominated him, to which she said: "They're jealous of you being hunky and gorgeous." Mario replied: "I know." :laugh3:
Legend :bigsmile:
gowildcats
20-06-2008, 03:48 AM
any new gems?
Charleystar
26-06-2008, 04:01 AM
"ON my side, it was more of a risk assessment of the individual. I am very capable of doing that job.......in terms of the treadmill"
:joker::joker:
and funny enough, queue rachel gets injured! Great risk assesment there:laugh:
GiRTh
26-06-2008, 11:27 AM
Originally posted by Charleystar
"ON my side, it was more of a risk assessment of the individual. I am very capable of doing that job.......in terms of the treadmill"
:joker::joker:
and funny enough, queue rachel gets injured! Great risk assesment there:laugh: LOL
I was still laughing 20 minutes later.
Having said that I think Mario did a good job in organising the task.
Mario is by far the funniest housemate to watch! Hope he stays until the final night!
He is hilarious, but he's gotta go.
Originally posted by Ross
He is hilarious, but he's gotta go.
....on the final night :thumbs: :laugh: lol
Originally posted by Kore
Originally posted by Ross
He is hilarious, but he's gotta go.
....on the final night :thumbs: :laugh: lol
Haha. Maybe, I'll get back to you :spin2:
Originally posted by Kore
back yet? lol
Yes.
I decided he should be evicted a week before the final :laugh: he can stay till the final only if he kegs Dale and I get to see some more of Dale :lovedup:
Your Sig with Mario on is still there...lol!
change it to 'GET THEM OUT A WEEK BEFORE THE END'
:bouncy: lmaoo
Originally posted by Kore
Your Sig with Mario on is still there...lol!
change it to 'GET THEM OUT A WEEK BEFORE THE END'
:bouncy: lmaoo
No no. He has to keg Dale first :thumbs:
lol! doubt thats guna happen..
Rocko
29-06-2008, 07:29 PM
Anyone got the quote about Mario and Lisa's MASSIVE fan club? :P
Originally posted by Kore
lol! doubt thats guna happen..
It will either if I have to jump over the wall and do it myself.
TiggyRumpton
02-07-2008, 07:25 AM
Yes. Discussing why he thought Stu should be nominated last week:
'Last in first out. That's how it works in business, Mikey. Last in first out'.
bigbrotherman
02-07-2008, 09:21 AM
not if i know
gowildcats
02-07-2008, 08:45 PM
While nominating rex:
"he's gone right down in my estimation! And hes gonna have to live with that!"
LMAO! He thinks he is sooo important
Broken_Arrow
03-07-2008, 07:45 PM
On offering to call a meeting:
[Aside, to Lisa]: "I won't chair it. I'll just facilitate it".
jonsep
03-07-2008, 08:06 PM
he said to lisa today that rex just talks his coocking and he mario never talks about his work and woudnt talk about it in the house.lol
fingers
07-07-2008, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by jonsep
he said to lisa today that rex just talks his coocking and he mario never talks about his work and woudnt talk about it in the house.lol
OMG, coming from someone who has been working for 55 years now!!
jonsep
07-07-2008, 12:01 PM
talking to belinda mario said he used to be a body double for robbie coltrane,lol
Mimsy
07-07-2008, 12:09 PM
I could have gone through Sandhurst and been an officer :thumbs:
jonsep
07-07-2008, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Mimsy
I could have gone through Sandhurst and been an officer :thumbs: hes a genius:thumbs:
fingers
07-07-2008, 02:45 PM
I know these people, i.e the housemates, and none of them have anything against Mikey!!
jonsep
08-07-2008, 11:34 AM
mario just told belinda he once had a motivational talk from simon western.lol
fingers
08-07-2008, 12:52 PM
To Belinda: I've been a magistrate, I've done it all!!
What hasn't our Fake Italian done?? lol
Edit: I know, I know! he was NEVER in the Italian Parliament!!:joker:
fingers
08-07-2008, 01:14 PM
Just waiting for: " I facilitated the first men on the moon, (world weary expression) I've done it all!
fingers
08-07-2008, 02:09 PM
When he gets out: " Me 'n' Lisa done Big Brutha, we shoulda won but the public never got to see how good we were, no real facilitation, see, (world weary shrug) They've engaged me to facilitate BB10 'cos of my vast experience and knowledge, plus I can bring my world wide fan base , I done it all, see!
RexorDarnell2win
08-07-2008, 03:46 PM
Trying to calm the situation after Dennis spat at Mohammed - "I've negotiated with the strongest unions in the country. This is chicken feed."
In response to Dennis telling him he was great - "I've been great since day one."
On the night of Stephs eviction - "We've go a fan club outside here ... were very popular people ... we've been on the Ant and Dec show."
When Bex asked if she could use Lisa's scissors - "Be carefull, they are very sharp"
Refering to Bex's level of intellegance - "As thick as custard and twice as yellow."
jonsep
08-07-2008, 03:57 PM
when they were picking the choreographer,mario desrcibed lisa as a tutor and lisa said yes am a trained aerobics instructor,is there anyhting that these two cant do?
fingers
08-07-2008, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by jonsep
when they were picking the choreographer,mario desrcibed lisa as a tutor and lisa said yes am a trained aerobics instructor,is there anyhting that these two cant do?
Done it all, mate! Shrugs shoulders and wrinkles fake Italian nose!
Originally posted by jonsep
talking to belinda mario said he used to be a body double for robbie coltrane,lol
:joker::joker::joker::joker::joker:
jonsep
08-07-2008, 06:11 PM
marios just said to bex this is my third time up and if i survive yu better watch out
fingers
08-07-2008, 06:24 PM
Latest " I got so much in the ol' grey matter!"
fingers
08-07-2008, 10:21 PM
It's a Game Show!! said over and over and over!!!!
haha Mario's quality!! Keep him in!
jonsep
09-07-2008, 05:07 PM
Originally posted by Kore
haha Mario's quality!! Keep him in! the first one with mikey in the back ground is brilliant:thumbs:
Jackie
09-07-2008, 05:07 PM
Health and Safety said so many times.
What about the time he turned up Rex's pizza he didn't say that than!!
Jackie
09-07-2008, 05:36 PM
"I don't mind wearing pink and I'll take the flak that goes with it"
Mario, on his rainbow-coloured wardrobe.
fingers
09-07-2008, 11:18 PM
"Ooh there's a man after me", running away from Lisa!!
fingers
09-07-2008, 11:39 PM
I've got a five inch tongue, never had any complaints!
fingers
10-07-2008, 01:02 AM
Me'n Lisa have got something no one else can do, we're the first couple, we've got that forever!
fingers
10-07-2008, 11:27 AM
When Davina calls me she'll say "The Italian Stallion!"
(Why is that? is it 'cos he eats Pizza?)
"It's tough at the top" as he sneakily drinks the booze :joker:
The other classic from tonight "As Pontius Pilate found out, to stab someone you have to get close to them."
BigSister
10-07-2008, 11:01 PM
oh yeah i was going to put that as well Dan but you beat me to it
One of his best, don't you think? :joker:
fingers
10-07-2008, 11:15 PM
Who did Pontius Pilate stab??? lol
Wildcat!
25-09-2010, 12:22 PM
Bump the mario isms thread, for Patrick! :D
Angus
25-09-2010, 01:36 PM
"I'm dipping my custard cream into this hot, juicy tea" :joker:
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