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this is a thread for piss taking purposes of all the daft Mario quotes so far.
I can think of 3 for me: "Mickey's got a disability, open your eyes" "No you shut up!..(long pause)....Hemorroid!!!" "At the end of the day, some people's got some experience in here. If you cant take that in, then you might as well leave!" Mario is hilarious! |
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Iconic Symbolic Historic
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'The legends continues'
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Nah
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'We got a fan-club'
Or his T-Shirt 'The man - The Legend' |
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van der Woodsen
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"Hemorrhoid" (Oops, just noticed you already said that
![]() "Young people don't respect their elders anymore" "What is Steph trying to do? Sell herself? She's a young girl" "I love you Steph... no I really do, I love you!" |
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Iconic Symbolic Historic
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"Me and Lisa are popular people".
"I'm not a Billy Bullshiner" |
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van der Woodsen
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"I could run this house with my eyes closed - I choose to take a step back"
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Senior Member
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I like this one " At the end of the day, I am a facilitator, a manager of people" |
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#8 | ||
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"I'm concerned that Mikey can't read the music"
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Iconic Symbolic Historic
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"Give Mikey the easiest instrument"
Has Mario never heard of Stevie Wonder or Ray Charles. |
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Senior Member
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i run a multi million pound company,haha. hes a double glazing salesman
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#11 | ||
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Banned
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"I've done everything me, I don't want to be seen as The Big I am....
But I've done everything" |
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Iconic Symbolic Historic
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"I dont want to be seen as the big I am" is rapidly becoming one of his catchphrases.
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Senior Member
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on eviction night mario was saying to luke>i no alot of people in this country through out the world,hundreds, hundreds i meen hundreds of thousands of peole,lol
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Senior Member
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"I could run the house standing on me head, with me eyes closed, half-asleep..."
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Senior Member
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He later said "I know literally millions of people". Yeah, course you do mate...
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#16 | ||
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Banned
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"I watch people at work and see welfare problems and sometimes you have to intervene!"
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Senior Member
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"The thing is, I know so many people throughout the country -- throughout the world. I know a LOT of people, I'm talking hundreds. Hundreds of thousands. A massive network."
I keep stealing them from the DS forum,but they are great!!! |
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Senior Member
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I love how you all pretend not to like him. He's not a Billy Bullshiner you know. |
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i cant think of any others atm my minds gone blank.Got all the best ones here i think but im sure theres some more to come
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Senior Member
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Senior Member
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to his girlriend
"whats that on your lips? It doesnt suit you. You look like the joker!" ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To be fair, he was spot on!! |
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A new one tonight!
"I won't dress up as a woman". "I'm not like that", "I've got standards" and "I don't want to look like I'm taking the piiss out of drag queens". ![]() ![]() |
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Senior Member
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"I'm not a wannabe, unlike some people.I don't need this show."
"First time I've auditioned, straight in." |
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Crikey Moses
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Mario told Lisa that he knew who had nominated him, to which she said: "They're jealous of you being hunky and gorgeous." Mario replied: "I know."
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Banned
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any new gems?
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