Joke Phone Names..

[Diablo]

At work yesterday, we thought it would be funny to use joke names when we answer the phone.. we even got our boss involved..

Classic ones include

"Hello, Cat & Dog home, Jack Russell speaking"

and

"Hello, Forestry Commission, Theresa Green speaking"

we had a laugh coming up with more.. :laugh2:

Can you think of any..? :joker:

[Mrluvaluva]

I can think of a few names to use but they are all rather rude. :whistle:

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
I can think of a few names to use but they are all rather rude. :whistle:

Go on Barry..... :thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

:shocked: Thats so rude Barry! :bored:

[serensilver]

we once used teresa green!:bigsmile:

can teresa green please come to the phone!:dance2: get it tree's are green!:bigsmile:

[Noel]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

I don't get it =/ lmao. Is it w****r?

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Bradley!
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

I don't get it =/ lmao. Is it w****r?

D'ya wa.nk hard.

[Noel]

Oh wait! Is it do ya *beep* hard?

[Nicky.]

Tess Coses-Cheaper is still legendary for me!

Cracks me up everytime lol x

[Noel]

Ahh.... :D I get ittt loll.
Funneh. ^__^

[Hugo]

Tree Surgeon - Tim Burr.

[Hugo]

Ben Dover (an old one lol)

[Mrluvaluva]

Or the irish man Phil McCrackin........

[Hugo]

Phil McCracken - never gets old

EDIT : ^^^ beat me to it.

[Mrluvaluva]

Snap! Lol

[Hugo]

Tess Tickle

[Hugo]

Mike Hunt :whistle:

[Hugo]

Kills the fun of it but - http://www.101funjokes.com/funny_name.htm

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by tooperfect

Mike Hunt :whistle:

:shocked: I wasn't going to post that one! :bigsmile:

[Diablo]

Hello, Alcoholics anonymous, Jack Daniels speaking..

Hello, Drug Rehab centre, Ian Speed speaking.. (E & Speed)

Hello Scottish Tourist Board, Les Mahago speaking
(Lesmahago is a place in Scotland)

[Mrluvaluva]

I used to like leaving messages for people in the office. "Liz called for you. Please call her back on....." and then add the phone number for Buckingham Palace.

[Diablo]

lol

Hello, Riot Police, Kay Oss speaking

I am still trying to think of one that fits with the name Dick Tate.. lol

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Diablo
lol

Hello, Riot Police, Kay Oss speaking

I am still trying to think of one that fits with the name Dick Tate.. lol :laugh2:

[MR.K!]

Hello. Mr Chuck Spears calling.

[Diablo]

lol

Hello, Last Minute, Justin Time Speaking..

[Ella]

Originally posted by _Tom_
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

:shocked: Thats so rude Barry! :bored:

I don't get it? :sad::blush2:

[Hugo]

Erik Hunt (say fast)

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by _Tom_
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

:shocked: Thats so rude Barry! :bored:

I don't get it? :sad::blush2: say it really fast. if you still dont get it you have a very inoccent mind :D

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by MR.K!

if you still dont get it you have a very inoccent mind :D


Ella? :laugh3:

[MR.K!]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by MR.K!

if you still dont get it you have a very inoccent mind :D


Ella? :laugh3: eh ? :conf:

[Hugo]

Erik Hunt ( I edited the last one)

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by MR.K!
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by MR.K!

if you still dont get it you have a very inoccent mind :D


Ella? :laugh3: eh ? :conf:

You were saying Ella must have a very innocent mind! She doesn't!

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Ella
Originally posted by _Tom_
Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
At a party once we had karaoke. We gave the DJ a card with the name "Joanne Card". When the time came he was on the mic asking them "Joanne Card.....Anyone? Joanne Card". :laugh: I am not posting any others!

:shocked: Thats so rude Barry! :bored:

I don't get it? :sad::blush2:

D'ya wank hard....

Baz's idea...he does I think....?

[Mrluvaluva]

Originally posted by _Tom_

D'ya ***k hard....

Baz's idea...he does I think....?


:shocked:

:nono:

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
Originally posted by _Tom_

D'ya ***k hard....

Baz's idea...he does I think....?


:shocked:

:nono:

Ooops, Sorry Mrluvaluva.... :blush2: :blush2: :blush: :blush:


:thumbs:

[Mrluvaluva]

http://www.free-smiley.info/combat/fighting-smileys-emoticons50.gif

[_Tom_]

Originally posted by Mrluvaluva
http://www.free-smiley.info/combat/fighting-smileys-emoticons50.gif

If you called up and went: "Hello, my name's Baz", they'd put the phone down immediately because O.A.P's aren't there target market I'm afraid....??? :hug:

[Mrluvaluva]

:bored:

[Jake!]

Wayne King