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Tom4784
23-08-2008, 10:04 PM
And do you Lady Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez take Sir Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth Rocko to be your lawfully wedded husband? to have and to hold, through sickness and health for as long as you both shall live?

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:04 PM
*kicks hugo while he is still down on one knee (slyly)*

Xander
23-08-2008, 10:04 PM
:bawling:
That was so emotional. I just hope i can grab the bouqet of flowers. :lovedup:

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by Dezzy
And do you Lady Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez take Sir Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth Rocko to be your lawfully wedded husband? to have and to hold, through sickness and health for as long as you both shall live?

I do I do I diddooooooo

*thinks of orange soda*

Tom4784
23-08-2008, 10:05 PM
I now declare you man and wife, you may kiss the bride!

Is there any outro music you wished to be played?

AngRemembered
23-08-2008, 10:07 PM
***wonders why the hell Annie chose such dainty and useless shoes when it was obvious someone was gonna get a kicking at her wedding,, turns to Nicky ****

:shrug:

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsGd0t41Jhw

Tom4784
23-08-2008, 10:08 PM
you may now throw confetti and assorted items at the couple!

Rocko
23-08-2008, 10:09 PM
*Sweeps Annie off her feet and plants a long good kiss*

_________

in other news:

Annie - Waiting for Benidorm says (22:03):
aw say something romantic to me :lovedup:
Nick says (22:03):
where
Annie - Waiting for Benidorm says (22:03):
just to me
Nick says (22:05):
you're a blissful reminder of every waking morning; of the beauty of a sunrise that you hold in your wondrous eyes
Nick says (22:06):
eh? eh? :tongue:
Annie - Waiting for Benidorm says (22:06):
god i hate you making me blush
haha

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:09 PM
*grabs Rocko's waist and pull him close and rubs nose against his as I give him a kiss, moves one hand to his face and just smiles at my gorgeous husband.. another tear streams*

Tom4784
23-08-2008, 10:10 PM
and with that loving embrace, the ceremony ends. What a lovely wedding, shame I had to shoot half the guests though.

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:10 PM
http://media.merchantcircle.com/25787765/round_brilliant_engagement_ring_set_full.jpeg
http://www.theweddingringblog.com/images/2008/03/20/novell_nqp138_platinum_ring_2.jpg

AngRemembered
23-08-2008, 10:11 PM
*** winds her arm 5 times and slings the bouquet high and far into the distance, it just misses a passing bus on the high street**

Right where the ladies loo?

Hugo
23-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Reception at club tropicana!? or are you two having and early night.


http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/3158/smileyfaces85kt3.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Rocko
23-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by Dezzy
What a lovely wedding, shame I had to shoot half the guests though.

*The case with your half of the money is behind the office. Pick it up before going to the main reception do.

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:12 PM
Oh and me and my gorgeous husband would like to invite you all to the club for the reception..

And of course the speeches!

Thank you for all witnessing me and Rocko do this :cheer:

AngRemembered
23-08-2008, 10:17 PM
**hands my 32 page tribute speech to Nicky and runs off with the best man***


(I'm so tired Annie and rocko, forgive me I need go rest,,, its the problems I was telling you about earlier Annie........good night honey and thanks for asking me it was great fun,, kept me happy all day long :kiss:)

Good luck to you both :hug:

Nicky.
23-08-2008, 10:19 PM
Im with you now guys, sorry xx

Got tied up with the best man :lovedup:

Rocko
23-08-2008, 10:20 PM
Originally posted by Nickyy
Im with you now guys, sorry xx

Got tied up with the best man :lovedup:
Ross?

Annie
23-08-2008, 10:22 PM
Originally posted by Angiebabe
**hands my 32 page tribute speech to Nicky and runs off with the best man***


(I'm so tired Annie and rocko, forgive me I need go rest,,, its the problems I was telling you about earlier Annie........good night honey and thanks for asking me it was great fun,, kept me happy all day long :kiss:)

Good luck to you both :hug:

Aw thanks sooo much Ang.. hope you are feeling better soon darling!

You are an excellent Maid of honour.

Read up tomorrow and you will see your gift :lovedup:

DamonJ
23-08-2008, 10:22 PM
:kiss:

Nicky.
23-08-2008, 10:30 PM
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Nickyy
Im with you now guys, sorry xx

Got tied up with the best man :lovedup:
Ross?

:lovedup:

Magic
24-08-2008, 08:09 PM
It is with great regret I must announce the wedding of Annie and Rocko void.

i) Venue. The Registry Office had not recieved legal statements stating that the wedding would take place, and therefore was unsuitable for the wedding.
ii) The Registra. Dezzy, who ran the ceremony was not a reconised registra at this Registry Office, therefore, as it is againt our policy, the wedding is void.
iii) The Registra II. Dezzy wasn't infact a registra at all, and therefore couldn't conduct the ceremony.
iiii) The Time. Due to a legalistation that was brought in to force on 22 August 2008 all ceremonys MUST begin before 9pm on saturdays.
iiiii) The vowes. After reading the ceremony the vowes were wrong. They were not read in the correct order. An example of this being when Dezzy asked if there were any reasons why the pair could not be married, at the START of the ceremony.

Therefore, the marriage of Annie and Rocko is a farce, and they are not a married couple.

Bookings for weddings are now open :P

DamonJ
24-08-2008, 08:21 PM
I WANT TO MARRY HUGO :bawling:

Ross
24-08-2008, 08:23 PM
These threads need to stop.

What's next?

"TiBB's I slept with my partners TiBB's best friend." :rolleyes:

Magic
24-08-2008, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Ross
These threads need to stop.

What's next?

"TiBB's I slept with my partners TiBB's best friend." :rolleyes:

This was made ages ago.
And it's the same thread.

:spin2:

Magic
24-08-2008, 08:34 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
I WANT TO MARRY HUGO :bawling:

Who est Hugo?

DamonJ
24-08-2008, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by DamonJ
I WANT TO MARRY HUGO :bawling:

Who est Hugo?

tooperfect :lovedup:

Magic
24-08-2008, 08:37 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by DamonJ
I WANT TO MARRY HUGO :bawling:

Who est Hugo?

tooperfect :lovedup:
LOL.
Romance 'aint dead on TiBB.
That would be romance number three.

Hugo
24-08-2008, 08:55 PM
I want to marry Damon :lovedup:

DamonJ
24-08-2008, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by tooperfect
I want to marry Damon :lovedup:

:blush2: :blush2:

Ross
24-08-2008, 08:56 PM
Just not on the forum please. :dance2:

Magic
24-08-2008, 08:57 PM
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by tooperfect
I want to marry Damon :lovedup:

:blush2: :blush2:

Some people want their OK! deals!

Shaun
24-08-2008, 08:59 PM
http://i2.iofferphoto.com/img/item/378/355/26/o_cap016.bmp.jpg

For all of you.

Tom4784
24-08-2008, 08:59 PM
Originally posted by Magic
It is with great regret I must announce the wedding of Annie and Rocko void.

i) Venue. The Registry Office had not recieved legal statements stating that the wedding would take place, and therefore was unsuitable for the wedding.
ii) The Registra. Dezzy, who ran the ceremony was not a reconised registra at this Registry Office, therefore, as it is againt our policy, the wedding is void.
iii) The Registra II. Dezzy wasn't infact a registra at all, and therefore couldn't conduct the ceremony.
iiii) The Time. Due to a legalistation that was brought in to force on 22 August 2008 all ceremonys MUST begin before 9pm on saturdays.
iiiii) The vowes. After reading the ceremony the vowes were wrong. They were not read in the correct order. An example of this being when Dezzy asked if there were any reasons why the pair could not be married, at the START of the ceremony.

Therefore, the marriage of Annie and Rocko is a farce, and they are not a married couple.

Bookings for weddings are now open :P

* pulls out the shotgun, shoots magic*

Don't worry Annie and Rocko it's legal! :joker:

DamonJ
24-08-2008, 09:00 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Just not on the forum please. :dance2:

http://i34.tinypic.com/2mebexv.jpg

Magic
24-08-2008, 09:03 PM
Originally posted by Dezzy
Originally posted by Magic
It is with great regret I must announce the wedding of Annie and Rocko void.

i) Venue. The Registry Office had not recieved legal statements stating that the wedding would take place, and therefore was unsuitable for the wedding.
ii) The Registra. Dezzy, who ran the ceremony was not a reconised registra at this Registry Office, therefore, as it is againt our policy, the wedding is void.
iii) The Registra II. Dezzy wasn't infact a registra at all, and therefore couldn't conduct the ceremony.
iiii) The Time. Due to a legalistation that was brought in to force on 22 August 2008 all ceremonys MUST begin before 9pm on saturdays.
iiiii) The vowes. After reading the ceremony the vowes were wrong. They were not read in the correct order. An example of this being when Dezzy asked if there were any reasons why the pair could not be married, at the START of the ceremony.

Therefore, the marriage of Annie and Rocko is a farce, and they are not a married couple.

Bookings for weddings are now open :P

* pulls out the shotgun, shoots magic*

Don't worry Annie and Rocko it's legal! :joker:

You've been going round the country, the states, the world doing this.

Annie
25-08-2008, 04:30 AM
Please don't say this.. I was sooo happy!

How can we get married?

Oh and I answered the Hotseat question before even realising this! :bawling:

Annie
25-08-2008, 05:23 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytJMcmEqu50

Fom
25-08-2008, 02:54 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Please don't say this.. I was sooo happy!

How can we get married?

Oh and I answered the Hotseat question before even realising this! :bawling:

Har Har! Annie I believe its called a little thing called Karma!
Thats what you get for being a traitor!


:laugh:

Tom4784
25-08-2008, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Please don't say this.. I was sooo happy!

How can we get married?

Oh and I answered the Hotseat question before even realising this! :bawling:

Har Har! Annie I believe its called a little thing called Karma!
Thats what you get for being a traitor!


:laugh:

*In Cockney accent*
SHAT IT!

*Shoots Fom with shotgun*

I take it that my money is in the same place Lady Annie and Sir Rocko?

:joker:

Annie
25-08-2008, 05:13 PM
I'm just sooo upset! What can we do?!

Magic
25-08-2008, 08:28 PM
F.
All.

Nicky.
25-08-2008, 11:06 PM
Me and Xander would like to book a wedding if possible please? :cheer2:

Magic
25-08-2008, 11:08 PM
:shocked:
Really?
Sam was your other half...!

Sunday ok? Or saturday?
Sometime soon.
Shaun and Darenn have left a legacy!

Nicky.
25-08-2008, 11:11 PM
Sam still is my other half :D x

Im just special and get a TiBB husband aswell :D x

and Saturrdayy pweese!

Magic
25-08-2008, 11:13 PM
OMG!
*Cough* SLUT *Cough* :spin:

Well, I will book you in, dont make the same mistake as Annie and Rocko though...

Nicky.
25-08-2008, 11:25 PM
Lol - love you too!!

and ok lol x

I hope he don't cancel on me :shocked: :(

Xander
31-08-2008, 03:51 PM
What happened to our wedding?:bawling:

Magic
19-09-2008, 10:15 PM
Anyone else?
I doubt nobody will beat Shaun or Darenn, unless its a high profile wedding with all the mag deals!

Nicky.
19-09-2008, 10:18 PM
*COUGH!*

Magic
19-09-2008, 10:20 PM
When is it? Tomoz?
Make some invites, get some media limelight!

Nicky.
19-09-2008, 10:22 PM
I shall has to clear it up with my fiancee :)

But tomorrow is good for me !

I need bridesmaids! :bigsmile:

Annie
19-09-2008, 10:26 PM
I've accepted to be Nickyy's bridesmaid on msn!

Nicky.
19-09-2008, 10:31 PM
She sure did! :bouncy:

http://cheapdress.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/satin-halter-dress-tulle-mini-train-prom-bridesmaid.jpg

Bridesmaid dress ! Looking for another bridesmaid :D

hannah.
19-09-2008, 10:33 PM
me me me!

hannah.
19-09-2008, 10:33 PM
bollocks no im not here tomorrow :laugh:

Nicky.
19-09-2008, 10:36 PM
:sad:

I just asked you on MSN but you didnt reply :tongue: x

MarkWaldorf
19-09-2008, 10:37 PM
Originally posted by Nickyy
Me and Xander would like to book a wedding if possible please? :cheer2:

I OBJECT.

Magic
19-09-2008, 10:37 PM
Ohh! Exciting!
Remember if the real priest isnt here, then dont do it!
:flower:
We need Mags to cover the story!

Scarlett.
19-09-2008, 10:40 PM
I WANNA BE A BRIDESMAID :bawling:

Nicky.
19-09-2008, 10:41 PM
Press xD

:bouncy:

andandand Its going ahead anyways Markus :P x

Xander
19-09-2008, 10:42 PM
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by Nickyy
Me and Xander would like to book a wedding if possible please? :cheer2:

I OBJECT.

****, you always have toruin everything!:bawling:

\PJ/
19-09-2008, 10:43 PM
Whats does void mean?

Magic
19-09-2008, 10:43 PM
Make a seating plan like Shaun did!

Xander
19-09-2008, 10:45 PM
what time tomorrow?

Scarlett.
19-09-2008, 10:45 PM
CAN I BE A bridesmaid?

MarkWaldorf
19-09-2008, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by Xander
Originally posted by Markus
Originally posted by Nickyy
Me and Xander would like to book a wedding if possible please? :cheer2:

I OBJECT.

****, you always have toruin everything!:bawling:

cause I'm too cool
yeah I'm too cool
to know you
don't take it personal
don't get emotional
you know it's the truth
i'm too cool for you
you think your hot but I'm sorry, you're not

Magic
19-09-2008, 10:52 PM
I dunno Xander, lets say after X Factor?

\PJ/
19-09-2008, 10:52 PM
What does void mean?

Magic
19-09-2008, 10:57 PM
Um invalid, its not real or working.

Magic
19-09-2008, 11:03 PM
The wedding is hereby postponed untill sunday night, cuz the only vicar is out elsewhere.

Sorry, oh well, sunday has less TV! x

Nicky.
20-09-2008, 10:32 AM
:sad:

Looks like we will have to have stag & hen do' tonight ! :bouncy:

Annie
20-09-2008, 10:35 AM
Whoo hoo HEN night!

*runs to Ann Summers*

:lovedup::lovedup::lovedup:

Nicky.
20-09-2008, 10:39 AM
LOL xD

Tonight the law is laid off.. Im getting drunk! :bouncy:

Sam!
20-09-2008, 11:17 AM
Hahahahha.

Magic
21-09-2008, 12:32 PM
Tonight mbe?

Nicky.
21-09-2008, 12:33 PM
Fine with me :bouncy:

Tom4784
21-09-2008, 12:45 PM
NICKY!!!!

What about Sam???? Have you no shame!

:joker:

Plus you're ignoring Chewy's desire to be a bridesmaid! :joker:

That being said, I'm wicked on an organ! :cheer:

Nicky.
21-09-2008, 12:46 PM
Sam ? xD

He's like my best friend, not my fiancee.. keep up :tongue: x

LOL xD

Chewy can be a bridemaid if he so wishes too xD

He will have to wear the dress though :bigsmile:


And organ player you say? You're hired! :D

Tom4784
21-09-2008, 12:53 PM
I'm sure he'll be fine with that! only if the dress is shocking pink! :laugh3:

I could play the organ or sing!

Pie Jesu, pie Jesu, pie Jesu, pie Jesu
Qui tollis peccata mundi
Dona eis requiem, dona eis requiem

Voice of a frickin' angel!

Nicky.
21-09-2008, 12:55 PM
NO! NO! NO!

Please no singing Dezzy!

Voice of an angel ?! PAH! :P

Jokesjokes :tongue: x

Tom4784
21-09-2008, 12:59 PM
LOL I've figured out what to get for your wedding present!

'wraps up a copy of my album*

enjoy!

Nicky.
21-09-2008, 01:01 PM
Wow..

Geez..

I.do.not.know.what.to.say.

Thanks ? xD :flowers:

Annie
21-09-2008, 04:42 PM
OMG! Dezzy are you kidding!? We need to get you gifts?!

Sam!
21-09-2008, 04:44 PM
Can I be pageboy :D

Magic
21-09-2008, 05:04 PM
Originally posted by Scampi
Can I be pageboy :D

I thought you said playboy lol

Sam!
21-09-2008, 05:06 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Scampi
Can I be pageboy :D

I thought you said playboy lol

Nah thats my weekend job.

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:04 PM
Looks like we have a pageboy :bouncy: x

:tongue:

Sammm.. we wanna get married :bawling: :tongue: x

Annie
22-09-2008, 09:05 PM
Yeah this was meant to happen yesterday...

Fair enough I did remind the groom! But still!!

Come on SAM!!!

Xander
22-09-2008, 09:06 PM
We need to be married now, we go to Disneyland soon for our honeymoon.

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:07 PM
Sorry LOL.
My sister goes back to Uni thursday, so tommorow I THINK we may be doing something, and wednesday/thursday I have the fair, friday I MAY be at a party, and saturday is Gameshow Marathon!

So maybe tuesday/friday/sunday!
Sorry! :hug:

hannah.
22-09-2008, 09:08 PM
:hello::hello::hello:

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:12 PM
Why not NOW!?

We had a party the other day .. on like Saturday or something!

We booked this yonks ago.. its Disneyland honeymoon soon!

x

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:13 PM
Ok, its now!
Get ready!

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:14 PM
Please usher in the guests!

Xander
22-09-2008, 09:17 PM
The grooms here, he hasn't done a runner'

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:17 PM
Whoot!

Everyone is welcome!

Need to do my makeup quick! :spin:

Xander
22-09-2008, 09:18 PM
Its like a Las Vegas wedding. :(

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:19 PM
Yah :D

Im not drunk though :blush2: :tongue:

hannah.
22-09-2008, 09:21 PM
am i a bridesmaid?

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:22 PM
Yes Hannah :tongue:

This is the most unplanned wedding!

But I dont care! I hate planning!

I just hope my groom dosn't run off :( :tongue: xx

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:26 PM
Ladies and Gents, please be seated for your bride!

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pFGOwEdihTE

Xander, no peaking!

GhettoSuperstar
22-09-2008, 09:27 PM
ZOMGAAAAAAAAAAAAADADABABABABABABABABAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!


:bigsmile:

Christina
22-09-2008, 09:31 PM
Woop *throws some confetti before ceremony begins* Good Luck x

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:32 PM
ZOMG Nickyy you look lovely.

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:33 PM
*Walks in*

:) :lovedup:

hannah.
22-09-2008, 09:35 PM
*gets drunk*

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:37 PM
*Gets drunk with Hannah!*

Whooop :)

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:38 PM
Please be seated in the house of our lord, Mark.
As you all know, we are gathered here today to welcome Xander and Nicky in to the house of Love.

GhettoSuperstar
22-09-2008, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Christina
Woop *throws some confetti before ceremony begins* Good Luck x

*Gets knocked out by mental confetti throwing* :hugesmile:

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:39 PM
Christina!

Be nice :tongue: x

*Glares into Alex's eyes* :lovedup: :D

Xander
22-09-2008, 09:40 PM
Nicky isn't suppose to enter yet:O

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:41 PM
I would now like to remind guests that under no means may you take photos or videos without the bride and grooms consent. I must also ask you constant throw confetti and to switch any mobile phones to the loudest possible volume.

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:43 PM
You're not supposed to be peaking :tongue: x

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:44 PM
Before the cermony begins, I must ask if anyone knows of any lawfull impedement as to why Nicky and Alex may not be joined in Holly Matrony?

*Waits*

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:45 PM
Me.

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by Firewire
Me.

Thats not a valid reason.. :bigsmile:
Are we ok to continue?

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:47 PM
Does an Alexandra - I think this is a scam, it is a setup and not real.

Magic

"PLEASE SIT DOWN FIREWIRE"

Oh sh*t I have ruind the wedding now. lol

Sorry

Axiom
22-09-2008, 09:47 PM
I object!

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by horcrux92
I object!

And your reasons being? :sad:

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Firewire
Does an Alexandra - I think this is a scam, it is a setup and not real.

Magic

"PLEASE SIT DOWN FIREWIRE"

Oh sh*t I have ruind the wedding now. lol

Sorry

Boogar ooff :P x

MarkWaldorf
22-09-2008, 09:49 PM
*comes tumbling through doors*

SOZ :lovedup:

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:49 PM
Originally posted by Firewire
Does an Alexandra - I think this is a scam, it is a setup and not real.

Magic

"PLEASE SIT DOWN FIREWIRE"

Oh sh*t I have ruind the wedding now. lol

Sorry

Security will show you the exit.

http://www2.jsonline.com/nabj/art/img/lobby_guy.jpg

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:49 PM
lol

hannah.
22-09-2008, 09:51 PM
*gets bored*

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:51 PM
*Sings peanut song*

Scarlett.
22-09-2008, 09:52 PM
Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow

MarkWaldorf
22-09-2008, 09:52 PM
:shrug:

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:53 PM
The peanut song :O

Thats totally mine xD

You stole it :P x

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:55 PM
Oh I beg your pardon Nickyy.

Your wedding is totally BORING.

I need something to entertain myself.

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:55 PM
All of those reasons were invalid, therefore, lets move on.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=S3dPXxPGbmM
GET UP AND DANCE!

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:57 PM
*Waves lighter in Air*

Axiom
22-09-2008, 09:57 PM
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by horcrux92
I object!

And your reasons being? :sad:

Because I am bored and want something to do! Like ruining a fictional wedding! :devil:


:laugh:

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 09:58 PM
No Sam!

No waving lighters :nono:

Naughty!

Magic
22-09-2008, 09:58 PM
Fires rips through building...

EVERYONE GET OUT, NOW!
It appears a fire has emeged from McDonalds, KFC and a Pizza Hut! :O

This wedding is postponed... due to a fire... and Xanders internet!

Scarlett.
22-09-2008, 09:58 PM
POSTPONED D:
*Smashes wedding cake*

Firewire
22-09-2008, 09:59 PM
THIS IS SO BORING!

Firewire
22-09-2008, 10:00 PM
OMG NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID SAM...

Magic
22-09-2008, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by Firewire
THIS IS SO BORING!

Securite chucks in Canal :xyxwave:

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 10:00 PM
FIRE!!

EVERYONE OUT! NOWW!

Scarlett.
22-09-2008, 10:00 PM
NO NICKY!
DONT JUMP

http://i38.tinypic.com/237ekj.gif

Axiom
22-09-2008, 10:01 PM
Ah help. I'm burning. Aaaa.

hannah.
22-09-2008, 10:01 PM
*is passed out in a corner hidden*

Firewire
22-09-2008, 10:01 PM
**** I have been killed. Bye all.

GhettoSuperstar
22-09-2008, 10:02 PM
I got ****ed in the aisle! :hugesmile:

Magic
22-09-2008, 10:04 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0kToc1dzkwU

It was Ann!

Magic
22-09-2008, 10:04 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0kToc1dzkwU

It was Ann!

Nicky.
22-09-2008, 10:05 PM
Annn :O :O :O

:nono:

Is everyone alive ? :O x

Scarlett.
22-09-2008, 10:06 PM
OH SHEIT!
I hope everyone got out of there alright

hannah.
22-09-2008, 10:08 PM
*IS STILL PASSED OUT IN BURNING BUILDING WITH BOTTLE OF WINE IN HAND*

Firewire
22-09-2008, 10:10 PM
Message from Firewire: Firewire died at the terrible fire at the to be married couple Nickyy & Xander's wedding.

Scarlett.
22-09-2008, 10:12 PM
:shocked:
http://z.about.com/d/chemistry/1/0/z/c/Chip-pan-fire.jpg

30stone
22-09-2008, 10:12 PM
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
Originally posted by ukturtle
We should have an arranged marriage. Christina and 30stone. done! lol.

i actually think they'd make a pretty decent couple

:thumbs:

whered this come from lol.

Scarlett.
23-09-2008, 08:30 PM
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/theblog/archive/beirut-rubble-web.jpg


The street the Registry office was on

Christina
23-09-2008, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by 30stone
Originally posted by andy-dale-win
Originally posted by ukturtle
We should have an arranged marriage. Christina and 30stone. done! lol.

i actually think they'd make a pretty decent couple

:thumbs:

whered this come from lol. Lmao i came on here to see when Alex and Nicky where getting married to find out that ive been involved in an arranged marrage with 30 stone lmao! :laugh2: x

Magic
18-10-2008, 04:11 PM
We are now a church :P
Although we cater all religions.

Any bookings?

MarkWaldorf
18-10-2008, 04:12 PM
that was a quick repair

Xander
18-10-2008, 04:14 PM
Yes, A booking for mine and nickys wedding?

Annie
18-10-2008, 04:17 PM
I feel like marrying Damon :cheer:

Sam!
18-10-2008, 04:17 PM
I wanna marry someone haha

Magic
18-10-2008, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Markus
that was a quick repair

Ah... its all same... Honest.
:S

Xander and Nicky are still waiting, who can Scampi have?
FlavaFlav?

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:24 PM
Originally posted by Firewire
Message from Firewire: Firewire died at the terrible fire at the to be married couple Nickyy & Xander's wedding.

Hmm... message from the grave?

Its the wedding re-run tonight!

supernoodles!
25-10-2008, 08:24 PM
*latecomer*

Sam!
25-10-2008, 08:25 PM
Me for FlavaFav hahaha

Christina
25-10-2008, 08:26 PM
Yayy! :bigsmile:

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:27 PM
TIBB... THIS IS MAGIC!
Your live on Sky Three, please do not swear.

I can now reveal that Nicky and Xander will be getting married....
for the second time.

But who is the kid? You decide!

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 08:29 PM
LOL!

Zoo keeper?

xD

and 2nd time..?! You are mistaken SEXagic.. there was a fire last time :sad: xXx

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:33 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vFTnFErJEu4

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:38 PM
Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these witnesses, to join SEXander and Nicky in matrimony, which is commended to be honorable among all men; and therefore – is not by any – to be entered into unadvisedly or lightly – but reverently, discreetly, advisedly and solemnly. Into this holy estate these two persons present now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace.

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 08:46 PM
Nobody has said anything :bouncy:

We shall be allowed to wed (:

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:49 PM
Its now time for our first reading, which is Nickys favourite text from the bible.

Noah was a good man. Noah obeyed God. God loved Noah very much. God told Noah to build a big boat. So Noah obeyed God and built a big boat. God told Noah a great flood was coming.

God told Noah to put many animals on the boat. Noah filled the boat with food for the animals. Noah put his family on the boat too. When everyone was on the boat, God shut the door.

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 08:52 PM
LOL!

I do love that reading :lovedup:

Noah was a good man. Noah obeyed God. God loved Noah very much. God told Noah to build a big boat. So Noah obeyed God and built a big boat. God told Noah a great flood was coming.

God told Noah to put many animals on the boat. Noah filled the boat with food for the animals. Noah put his family on the boat too. When everyone was on the boat, God shut the door.

*nods*

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:52 PM
Nicky, its time to take your vowes....


I, Nicky, take you Xander, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

Please copy and paste :tongue:

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 08:55 PM
I, Nicky, take you Xander, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.


:lovedup:

Magic
25-10-2008, 08:55 PM
I, Xander, take you Nicky, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

Xander
25-10-2008, 08:56 PM
I, Xander, take you Nicky, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 08:57 PM
Hell he does :tongue: xXx

Magic
25-10-2008, 09:00 PM
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bQWwMtcxxRY
Get up and dance, its our next hym.

Xander
25-10-2008, 09:02 PM
Wooo Chico TIme!

Sticks
25-10-2008, 09:03 PM
Stop the wedding

Sorry for the delay, traffic on the information superhighway

The licence to conduct weddings at this church expired yesterday, we only just found out.

We hope to get the new licence on Tuesday, can you all comeback then

Sorry for the inconvenience.

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 09:03 PM
Whooo!!!

:bouncy: xXx

Magic
25-10-2008, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Sticks
Stop the wedding

Sorry for the delay, traffic on the information superhighway

The licence to conduct weddings at this church expired yesterday, we only just found out.

We hope to get the new licence on Tuesday, can you all comeback then

Sorry for the inconvenience.

:shocked::shocked:
BUTT....

NOOO.
They have said their vowes... just not exchanged rings!
Shall we just have non-stop hyms until tuesday?

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by Sticks
Stop the wedding

Sorry for the delay, traffic on the information superhighway

The licence to conduct weddings at this church expired yesterday, we only just found out.

We hope to get the new licence on Tuesday, can you all comeback then

Sorry for the inconvenience.


Shush :tongue: xx

Magic
25-10-2008, 09:06 PM
*Throws Sticks out*
Its all official... honest :S

Nicky and Xander...
I (name) give you (name) this ring as an eternal symbol of my love and commitment to you.

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 09:08 PM
I, Nicky, give you, SEXander, this ring as an eternal symbol of my love and commitment to you.

*gives Alex the ring* x

Sticks
25-10-2008, 09:09 PM
Comes back in with copy of licence with the expiry date being yesterday

Sorry but this also happened in a London registry office.

They had to get the high court to validate the marriages.

Xander
25-10-2008, 09:09 PM
Nicky and Xander...
I (Xander) give you (Nicky) this Haribo ring as an eternal symbol of my love and commitment to you.

Magic
25-10-2008, 09:12 PM
Marriage is a wondefull thing, yet this marriage is not. :wink:

By the power vested in me by the State of TiBB, I now pronounce you husband and wife!

Boys and Girls, I now present to you Mr. and Mrs. Wang!

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 09:12 PM
Haribo!!

I love you that ickle bit more now ! :tongue:

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 09:14 PM
Finally! Been waiting for this day for so long! :lovedup:

Mr and Mrs Wang ? xD

Whoopwhoop! :lovedup: xXx

Sticks
25-10-2008, 09:15 PM
Here is that case in London I mentioned (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/4870518.stm)



Dozens of people are trying to find out if they were properly married after it was realised the venue where they held their ceremonies had no valid licence.

Nearly 200 couples married at Langtons Register Office in Hornchurch before it was realised the licence had expired.


It had to be resolved at the High court

Link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/5098888.stm)

Magic
25-10-2008, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Sticks
Here is that case in London I mentioned (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/4870518.stm)



Dozens of people are trying to find out if they were properly married after it was realised the venue where they held their ceremonies had no valid licence.

Nearly 200 couples married at Langtons Register Office in Hornchurch before it was realised the licence had expired.


It had to be resolved at the High court

Link (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/essex/5098888.stm)

Take it to the admins.
I need this place for money.. I am in dept... sling your hook....

Nicky.
25-10-2008, 09:24 PM
You tell him Magicc :tongue:

Sticks
25-10-2008, 09:25 PM
The new application was made today, by recorded delivery, they are putting a rush on this and the church will be licensed on Tuesday.

Until then, wedding in this venue are not legally recognised.

More on the Havering case (http://www.havering.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=6958)

These mistakes do happen :blush:

Magic
25-10-2008, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Sticks
The new application was made today, by recorded delivery, they are putting a rush on this and the church will be licensed on Tuesday.

Until then, wedding in this venue are not legally recognised.

More on the Havering case (http://www.havering.gov.uk/index.aspx?articleid=6958)

These mistakes do happen :blush:

10er to keep stum.
I need this 5 grand from the Wangs.

Sticks
25-10-2008, 09:31 PM
But we can rebook them for say 03 January 2009, when there is the next available place in the bookings.

Or we can do a reasonable discount, for the inconvenience caused at the Cyber Town registry office three weeks from today.

Sticks
25-10-2008, 09:36 PM
Hang on, I can confirm there is a cancellation on Tuesday afternoon, but strctly speaking the Banns will have to be redone, which is another four weeks

Sorry, those seem to be the rules.

We apologise for this admin snafu

Magic
27-02-2009, 05:07 PM
Anyone? :colour::colour:

Annie
27-02-2009, 05:08 PM
Ahh sweet memories. I miss Rocko :sad:

Novo
27-02-2009, 05:10 PM
firewire and christina want to i think

Magic
18-04-2009, 02:06 PM
Vicar needed.
I'm getting close to god.

Annie
18-04-2009, 02:07 PM
Ahhh! I am totally arranging a hen night!

midlandman
18-04-2009, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling: i marry u as well

Annie
18-04-2009, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by midlandman
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling: i marry u as well

Oh dear. Competition for Samantha.

Magic
18-04-2009, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by midlandman
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling: i marry u as well

Babe, **** off right.
Annie would strive to munch on your cock, but lets face it she aint good enough. Only I can have you.

Stu, get away from her please.