TiBB's Registry Office - ME AND STU

[Magic]

Just to add to the other stuff we have.

As we all know, on TiBB relationships have happend all over the place, so why not get your romance registered, and become married to your TiBB better half here.

As most of you know, I got married to a TiBB member last month.
Sadly my Baby Stu ran away though after finding out his bride was the groom!

[Annie]

Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

[Emzy-!!]

LOL, I wonder who will get married. I love weddings!!! :cheer2:

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Aww, dont worry Annie, you'll be better off without it all.

Anyway, you can always move in with me and Stu.

[Fom]

Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

[Sam]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Aww, dont worry Annie, you'll be better off without it all.

Anyway, you can always move in with me and Stu.

Me and Nicky, (my other half) have already got your spare room . :tongue:

[Benjamin]

We should have an arranged marriage. Christina and 30stone. done! lol.

[Annie]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Aww, dont worry Annie, you'll be better off without it all.

Anyway, you can always move in with me and Stu.

In your caravan? Are you sure there will be enough room?! :cheer:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

Aw Fom I guess I could marry you :D We would be hot in our photos! haha

[Magic]

Originally posted by Sam
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Aww, dont worry Annie, you'll be better off without it all.

Anyway, you can always move in with me and Stu.

Me and Nicky, (my other half) have already got your spare room . :tongue:

Bum. You can have the sofa. Oh no, Conzors is on that, after his break up. I'll find you somewhere!

I wish thebigbigbrotherfan would come here again, he was my lover for etenity.

[Shaun]

I'd like to marry Darenn, please.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Aww, dont worry Annie, you'll be better off without it all.

Anyway, you can always move in with me and Stu.

In your caravan? Are you sure there will be enough room?! :cheer:

The Caravan was his proposed honey moon!!!
We have both bought a flat :tongue:

[Magic]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'd like to marry Darenn, please.

TiBBs first official civil partnership, eh?:whistle:
Lucky the last romance didn't agree to anything, else we would need a Divorce thread!

[Fom]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

Aw Fom I guess I could marry you :D We would be hot in our photos! haha

Well we will have to re-marry, you wasnt here so I kinda... got someone to stand in for you :dance:

[Jen]

I need to get me a man...:wink::tongue:

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Shaun
I'd like to marry Darenn, please.

OH shaun :lovedup:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

Aw Fom I guess I could marry you :D We would be hot in our photos! haha

Well we will have to re-marry, you wasnt here so I kinda... got someone to stand in for you :dance:

OMG! Who?! Who the hell would look at good as me in a white wedding dress?! :bawling:

[Magic]

Tonight let the marriage's commence. Get your invitations out! :tongue:

JDIZZEL, ask Annie, she is our Cilla.

:love:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

Aw Fom I guess I could marry you :D We would be hot in our photos! haha

Well we will have to re-marry, you wasnt here so I kinda... got someone to stand in for you :dance:

OMG! Who?! Who the hell would look at good as me in a white wedding dress?! :bawling:

Pfft, like you haven't practically done EXACTLY the same to someone else :bawling:

Cilla without her Graham is like Ant without Dec etc

*gives cold shoulder*

[Annie]

OMG! JDIZZEL I will find you a man! u2u me what you go for and we will get an audition going! haha :cheer: Tom will be around somewhere to be Grahame

[Tom]

Originally posted by Annie
OMG! JDIZZEL I will find you a man! u2u me what you go for and we will get an audition going! haha :cheer: Tom will be around somewhere to be Grahame

LOL the post above. The cold shoulder lasted long didn't it :tongue:

[Jen]

Originally posted by Annie
OMG! JDIZZEL I will find you a man! u2u me what you go for and we will get an audition going! haha :cheer: Tom will be around somewhere to be Grahame

LOL

Anyone will do (Desperate) LMFAO :tongue:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! JDIZZEL I will find you a man! u2u me what you go for and we will get an audition going! haha :cheer: Tom will be around somewhere to be Grahame

LOL the post above. The cold shoulder lasted long didn't it :tongue:

Who loves you?! :D Cilla does! MWAH!

[Annie]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! JDIZZEL I will find you a man! u2u me what you go for and we will get an audition going! haha :cheer: Tom will be around somewhere to be Grahame

LOL

Anyone will do (Desperate) LMFAO :tongue:

Wow I can see the title now! haha

[Jen]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Annie
OMG! JDIZZEL I will find you a man! u2u me what you go for and we will get an audition going! haha :cheer: Tom will be around somewhere to be Grahame

LOL

Anyone will do (Desperate) LMFAO :tongue:

Wow I can see the title now! haha

I know...

Jen and (TBA).... He will do.

LOL

[Shaun]

Our seating plan is as follows:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9370/seatingplanju8.png

I apologise if you're not there, but Darenn's picky.

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Shaun
Our seating plan is as follows:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9370/seatingplanju8.png

I apologise if you're not there, but Darenn's picky.

Ahahahaha

[Annie]

Wow I cant believe I wasnt invited! I actually feel the tears...

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Wow I cant believe I wasnt invited! I actually feel the tears...

I was wondering why you weren't on my table.

You can sit on my lap.

[supernoodles!]

oooh i am invited wahooo lol

[Fom]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

Aw Fom I guess I could marry you :D We would be hot in our photos! haha

Well we will have to re-marry, you wasnt here so I kinda... got someone to stand in for you :dance:

OMG! Who?! Who the hell would look at good as me in a white wedding dress?! :bawling:

... Rocko


:cheer::cheer::cheer:

[Shaun]

Members not on the list are invited to sit on other peoples' laps or join Conzors at his high-chair.

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Wow I cant believe I wasnt invited! I actually feel the tears...

I was wondering why you weren't on my table.

You can sit on my lap.

I was shocked I wasnt next to you too! People clearly just dont know us! I would have been happy beside you and Fom and Tom! But no! I aint even invited.

Your lap sounds good though... :)

[Annie]

Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Fom
Originally posted by Annie
Haha... Oh I miss baby Stu...

I dont have another half :bawling:

Oh Annie, forgot to tell you I got us married without letting you know... Sorry.

Forgot.

Aw Fom I guess I could marry you :D We would be hot in our photos! haha

Well we will have to re-marry, you wasnt here so I kinda... got someone to stand in for you :dance:

OMG! Who?! Who the hell would look at good as me in a white wedding dress?! :bawling:

... Rocko


:cheer::cheer::cheer:

Actually cant disagree with that.. he does look good in white

[Novo]

Originally posted by ukturtle
We should have an arranged marriage. Christina and 30stone. done! lol.

i actually think they'd make a pretty decent couple

:thumbs:

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Wow I cant believe I wasnt invited! I actually feel the tears...

I was wondering why you weren't on my table.

You can sit on my lap.

I was shocked I wasnt next to you too! People clearly just dont know us! I would have been happy beside you and Fom and Tom! But no! I aint even invited.

Your lap sounds good though... :)

Maybe they do know us and expected you to be on my lap.

These thighs are quite comfortable I assure you. Just don't move around too much.;)

[Jen]

Originally posted by Shaun
Members not on the list are invited to sit on other peoples' laps or join Conzors at his high-chair.

Suppose I'm joining conzors...:thumbs:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Wow I cant believe I wasnt invited! I actually feel the tears...

I was wondering why you weren't on my table.

You can sit on my lap.

I was shocked I wasnt next to you too! People clearly just dont know us! I would have been happy beside you and Fom and Tom! But no! I aint even invited.

Your lap sounds good though... :)

Maybe they do know us and expected you to be on my lap.

These thighs are quite comfortable I assure you. Just don't move around too much.;)

Dont worry I know not to move around too much... dont want my head touching the ceiling!

[Rocko]

Which one is the children's table?

[Shaun]

Top-right, where Conzors is on his own (though now joined by JDIZZEL)

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Wow I cant believe I wasnt invited! I actually feel the tears...

I was wondering why you weren't on my table.

You can sit on my lap.

I was shocked I wasnt next to you too! People clearly just dont know us! I would have been happy beside you and Fom and Tom! But no! I aint even invited.

Your lap sounds good though... :)

Maybe they do know us and expected you to be on my lap.

These thighs are quite comfortable I assure you. Just don't move around too much.;)

Dont worry I know not to move around too much... dont want my head touching the ceiling!

Yeah, that might detract attention from the newly weds.

[Fom]

The kids table rocks! I want my own high chair!!

[Annie]

Haha couldnt have more attention than the newly weds... oh i need to get a hat.

[DamonJ]

I'm sat with Markus and Sticks;; I feel blessed :thumbs2:

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Haha couldnt have more attention than the newly weds... oh i need to get a hat.

pooo. I hate wedding hats.

[Sam]

Yay I was invited. :blush2: And next to Andyman tooo oh :laugh:

[Tom]

Originally posted by Shaun
Our seating plan is as follows:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9370/seatingplanju8.png

I apologise if you're not there, but Darenn's picky.

Whats Sticks gonna say? :bawling:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Haha couldnt have more attention than the newly weds... oh i need to get a hat.

pooo. I hate wedding hats.

Think what we will doing under the hat :wink:

[Shaun]

Originally posted by Tom
Originally posted by Shaun
Our seating plan is as follows:

http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9370/seatingplanju8.png

I apologise if you're not there, but Darenn's picky.

Whats Sticks going to say? :bawling:

A lot. We're expecting him to keep the conversation flowing on the top-left table.

[DamonJ]

I'm gonna cause some havoc at my table :devil:
*plasn to throw water at GhettoSuperstar*

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Haha couldnt have more attention than the newly weds... oh i need to get a hat.

pooo. I hate wedding hats.

Think what we will doing under the hat :wink:

We can do that under the table.

Let's do it during the best man's speech.

[Fom]

oo inbetween Angie and Nick... this day is gonna be funnnn. Can we have Golliwogs on our table so that Sticks on the table next to us gets annoyed?
:banana:

[supernoodles!]

i am ona rather groovy looking table

[Annie]

Who is the best man?

[Shaun]

Tables will be decorated with golliwogs and banners made by Nicky.

Entertainment will come in the form of Britney Spears performing on table-tops.

[Shaun]

The best man is Angiebabe :)

[Sam]

Ooh on a table with Magic. :lovedup:

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Shaun
The best man is Angiebabe :)

Haha, Annie. We'll have to be extra quiet during her speech then.

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Shaun
The best man is Angiebabe :)

Haha, Annie. We'll have to be extra quiet during her speech then.

You can gag me with your tie or something

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Shaun
The best man is Angiebabe :)

Haha, Annie. We'll have to be extra quiet during her speech then.

You can gag me with your tie or something

Or something.

[Magic]

Excuse me, we seem to have some delays.
The ceremony will continue shortly.

[Magic]

Hello all and Welcome.

Today, we are gathered to celebrate the joining in marriage of Shaun and Darenn. Before we begin, I would like to talk about what passage both are stepping in to.

Marriage is a sacred relationship and should not be entered upon lightly. It is
sacred because it was ordained by God, who in the beginning, after creating
man in His own image, He realized that it was not good for him to be alone so
He said shall a man leave his father and mother and join unto his husband and the two shall become one.

[Shaun]

*wells up*

[DamonJ]

*Due to boredm; sets fire to serviettes*

[Jen]

Aww.... :hugesmile:




:P

[Annie]

Someone remember the tissues

[supernoodles!]

*sniff sniff*

[DamonJ]

Someone has farted on my table :sad:

[Magic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R458nSfZsWQ

Sorry, the organ is playing up today!

[Annie]

This is so exciting!

[Magic]

Thanks you all.
Please be seated.

[Loukas]

*sits* :xyxwave:

[supernoodles!]

*sits*

[Magic]

Shaun, you come before this gathering of friends and family to proclaim your love and devotion for Darenn. Do you promise to love him, respect him, and care for him during times of joy and hardship? Do you commit yourself to share your feelings of happiness and sadness? And forsaking all others, do you pledge to remain faithful to him?

[Shaun]

Ah dooo.

If I may, I'd like to do some personal vows as well.

[Magic]

Originally posted by Shaun
Ah dooo.

If I may, I'd like to do some personal vows as well.

You may, providing your fast :wink:

[xDramatick]

*gazes romantically beneath veil*

[supernoodles!]

lmao

[Gemmer-x]

:bawling: this is so beautiful!

[Shaun]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO_vFuzPJvc

*sings*

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

[Jen]

:love:

D:

[Magic]

Oh my, I am actually nearly crying :P
I love this song.

*Sniffs*

[Loukas]

Awwwwww!! :tongue: That's so sweet!!

[supernoodles!]

*gets lighter out and begins to sway*

[Annie]

I've never seen anything so beautiful

[Gemmer-x]

ahh young love :lovedup:

[xDramatick]

Awh, Shaun, that's so beautiful.
*wipes tear from eye*

[Rocko]

ooh er.. I'm late! Budge up, budge up!

[Magic]

Thank you Shaun.

Darenn, you come before this gathering of friends and family to proclaim your love devotion for Shaun. Do you promise to love him, respect him, and care for him during times of joy and hardship? Do you commit yourself to share your feelings of happiness and sadness? And forsaking all others, do you pledge to remain faithful to him?

[DamonJ]

They grow up so fast :sad:

[Annie]

Typical Nick! You will need to sit on my lap just now!

[Ross]

*takes a seat*

[xDramatick]

I...




I...



I do.

[Annie]

*sniffs*

[Magic]

Thank you.
We will now move on to a reading and ..um... hym... before they take the final vowes.

[Loukas]

*Chears*!

*Asks Annie for a spare tissue to wipe my tears*

[Annie]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
*Chears*!

*Asks Annie for a spare tissue to wipe my tears*

*sticks one in my clevage and shiggles*

[Magic]

The hym... choosen by Darenn.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5HsvbK2ShU

[Scarlett.]

*puts wedding hat on*

[Annie]

I cant see the hymm

[Shaun]

*sings along, holding hands with Darenn*

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
*Chears*!

*Asks Annie for a spare tissue to wipe my tears*

*sticks one in my clevage and shiggles*

LMFAO!!

*Takes It while nobodys watching. :whistle:*

[Magic]

Now we move on to the reading, an extract from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.

Chapter Eight
The Deathday Party
October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Her Pepperup potion worked instantly, though it left the drinker smoking at the ears for several hours afterward. Ginny Weasley, who had been looking pale, was bullied into taking some by Percy. The steam pouring from under her vivid hair gave the impression that her whole head was on fire.

[supernoodles!]

pmsl

[Scarlett.]

*sheds a tear at the reading*

[Shaun]

That reading has so much meaning for me.

[Annie]

Good choice on the reading... I am so inspired... and DoubleTrouble.. I'll see YOU at reception :whistle:

[Magic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoyvKgVywT4
A live perfomance of Darenn's favourite hym.

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Typical Nick! You will need to sit on my lap just now!

hold me!!

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Annie
Good choice on the reading... I am so inspired... and DoubleTrouble.. I'll see YOU at reception :whistle:

It's a date! Well not quite but.. you know.. :wink: :tongue:

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Typical Nick! You will need to sit on my lap just now!

hold me!!

OI she's mine.. go back to your mirror :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

[Magic]

Shaun, please repeat after me.

I, Shaun, take you Darenn, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

[Annie]

All things bright and beautiful.. *sniffs*

[Annie]

Don't worry Nick I'll hold you... DoubleTrouble gets the tissues though

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Annie
Don't worry Nick I'll hold you... DoubleTrouble gets the tissues though

Good Enough For Me! :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

I, Shaun, take you Darenn, to be my wife, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

[Rocko]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Typical Nick! You will need to sit on my lap just now!

hold me!!

OI she's mine.. go back to your mirror :tongue: :tongue: :tongue:

Fisty Cuffs!

OMG soap wedding. There's a brawl!!

[Scarlett.]

The booze betta be free

[Annie]

I OBJECT!!!!!! :mad:

[Magic]

Thank you Shaun, for those extraordinary vowes.

Darenn, please repeat after me.
I, Darenn, take you Shaun, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

[Gemmer-x]

the sausage rolls better not be cheap.

[xDramatick]

I, Darenn, take you Shaun, to be my husband, to have and to hold from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and to cherish; from this day forward until death do us part.

=]

[DamonJ]

muh off to invite muh hoes bitches
there's nothin' in here of interest
i'll be back in 10
with muh *****s in tow

[Magic]

Thank you.

I must now ask if any members know of any lawfull impediment as to why Shaun and Darenn can not be legally married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
the sausage rolls better not be cheap. I managed to "bribe" the chef for a taste of em, they aint:thumbs:

[Shaun]

The catering's been paid for. The booze is free and there's no sausage rolls. Plenty of vol au vents though. :tongue:

[Annie]

Oh wait this is the wedding for Shaun and Darenn! Thats fine! I dont object to this one... :angel:

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Magic
Thank you.

I must now ask if any members know of any lawfull impediment as to why Shaun and Darenn can not be legally married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I object.
The other night I saw Darren with his bitch of a WIFE preaching why you shouldn't uncooked eggs, therefore Darren would be commiting bigamy today.

[Magic]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Magic
Thank you.

I must now ask if any members know of any lawfull impediment as to why Shaun and Darenn can not be legally married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I object.
The other night I saw Darren with his bitch of a WIFE preaching why you shouldn't uncooked eggs, therefore Darren would be commiting bigamy today.

Darenn, is this true :shocked:

[Scarlett.]

W0000000000000000000000000000000T FREE BOOZE
:hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello::hello:
>.> sorry, carry on with the service :S

[Shaun]

:bawling:

[Gemmer-x]

Originally posted by Chewy
Originally posted by Gemmer-x
the sausage rolls better not be cheap. I managed to "bribe" the chef for a taste of em, they aint:thumbs:

i thought i heard 'strange noises' during the ceremony :shocked:

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Magic
Thank you.

I must now ask if any members know of any lawfull impediment as to why Shaun and Darenn can not be legally married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I object.
The other night I saw Darren with his bitch of a WIFE preaching why you shouldn't uncooked eggs, therefore Darren would be commiting bigamy today.

Darenn, is this true :shocked:

NO!
It's not true.
Shaun I swear it's not :sad:

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Gemmer-x
Originally posted by Chewy
Originally posted by Gemmer-x
the sausage rolls better not be cheap. I managed to "bribe" the chef for a taste of em, they aint:thumbs:

i thought i heard 'strange noises' during the ceremony :shocked: :blush2:

[Tom]

Is it too late to object?

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by Darenn
Originally posted by Magic
Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Magic
Thank you.

I must now ask if any members know of any lawfull impediment as to why Shaun and Darenn can not be legally married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I object.
The other night I saw Darren with his bitch of a WIFE preaching why you shouldn't uncooked eggs, therefore Darren would be commiting bigamy today.

Darenn, is this true :shocked:

NO!
It's not true.
Shaun I swear it's not :sad:

You liar!
I have pictures :rolleyes:

[Gemmer-x]

i object, i saw shaun humping the dog yesterday :sad:

[Annie]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by Magic
Thank you.

I must now ask if any members know of any lawfull impediment as to why Shaun and Darenn can not be legally married. Speak now or forever hold your peace.

I object.
The other night I saw Darren with his bitch of a WIFE preaching why you shouldn't uncooked eggs, therefore Darren would be commiting bigamy today.

BIGAMY IS OK!! Honestly! Ask Fom... He is married to me, Rocko and wants JDIZZEL

Carry on Father

[Shaun]

I believe you Darenn. *weeps*

[Rocko]

Just go through with it already! Start the reception!

Divorce is easier to pick up than the morning paper.

[Tom]

Shaun violated my teddy :bawling:

Thats my objection, you have to know what he's like Darenn!

[xDramatick]

Originally posted by Shaun
I believe you Darenn. *weeps*

What about..

you and that.
ANIMAL of a dog :sad:

[DamonJ]

http://members.chello.nl/webstyle2/fat_wonder_woman.jpg
Darren's secret wife. :sad:

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Rocko
Just go through with it already! Start the reception!

Divorce is easier to pick up than the morning paper. Agreed, me and Rocko want the food and booze!

[Magic]

I assume there are no more objections, apart from Darenn being already married and Shaun taking part in beastism :tongue:

[Annie]

Originally posted by DamonJ
http://members.chello.nl/webstyle2/fat_wonder_woman.jpg
Darren's secret wife. :sad:

Why?! Thats me!!!! :puzzled:

[Shaun]

That dog was Gemmer-x's mum, and it happened before I met Darenn, so it's not infidelity :sad:

[Scarlett.]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
http://members.chello.nl/webstyle2/fat_wonder_woman.jpg
Darren's secret wife. :sad:

Why?! Thats me!!!! :puzzled: Urm... Hi good looking :wink::laugh:

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by DamonJ
http://members.chello.nl/webstyle2/fat_wonder_woman.jpg
Darren's secret wife. :sad:

Why?! Thats me!!!! :puzzled:

Annie, how could you?!

That bag just doesn't go with that outfit, ma'dear.

[Magic]

Despite this, I can now happily announce you man and wife... I mean man and man.

TiBB, it gives me great pleasure to introduce you to Mr and Mr Pritchard-Collins Nahasapeemapetilon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzvhPcvnxcc

[Magic]

*Claps* *Claps*

"Woooo! Wooo!*

*Sniffs* *Graps nickers, and throws in air*

[Scarlett.]

:cheer:Yay!!!!!!:cheer:

[Shaun]

*cries and snogs Darenn*

[Rocko]

Annie, you and me next.

Catch that bouquet!

[DamonJ]

*points gun at Shaun out of jealousy* :shocked: :shocked:

[Annie]

*Gets convetti out of bra and throws around like snowflakes*

[xDramatick]

*snogs*

*raises leg*

*pulls shaun down*

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Annie, you and me next.

:shocked: was.. was.. omg! Nick my darling?! was that a.. PROPOSAL!?! :bawling::bawling::bawling::lovedup::lovedup::love dup:

[Magic]

Thanks all, after the flowers are flown, we will have a small party, as the groom and groom jet off to their honey moon!

[Shaun]

We're off for 5 days to Southend :bigsmile: :wavey:

[Scarlett.]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZZZZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Annie]

Throw them at me?! I wana marry Rocko!!!

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
Throw them at me?! I wana marry Rocko!!!

Do it quick.

Before you give birth and our baby get's tainted as being a baystard.

You can borrow Darenn and Shaun's dress.

[xDramatick]

*turns around and throws*

[Magic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8TIkx5kt4c
The start lady is Darenn, then the old one is Annie! LOL

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Throw them at me?! I wana marry Rocko!!!

Do it quick.

Before you give birth and our baby get's tainted as being a baystard.

Dont worry.. I think I have about 16mins before that happens!!

[DamonJ]

I had the wedding photos back :bigsmile:
http://tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/wed4.jpg

[Annie]

Wow I am a sexy old lady! Thanks Darenn :cheer:

Aw I am sooo happy now... shame i was wearing that rank dress

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
Throw them at me?! I wana marry Rocko!!!

Do it quick.

Before you give birth and our baby get's tainted as being a baystard.

Dont worry.. I think I have about 16mins before that happens!!

I'm... I'm... Ermmm.. Very happy for you.. :sad: :sad: :sad:

[Rocko]

omg...keep that baby in! The newly weds haven't thrown the bouquet yet.

[Annie]

Originally posted by DamonJ
I had the wedding photos back :bigsmile:
http://tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/wed4.jpg

hahahahahahahaha

[Magic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUIoXmIgJA
Its Shaun and Darenn, talking about Annie and Rocko. Sing everyone!

[Annie]

DoubleTrouble *whispers* Dont worry... the baby isnt rockos.. its yours... so you should be happy!

[Rocko]

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean.
And so between the two of them,
They licked the platter clean!

[DamonJ]

Darren;; save it for the wedding night!! :shocked:

http://tackyweddings.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/wed7.jpg

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
DoubleTrouble *whispers* Dont worry... the baby isnt rockos.. its yours... so you should be happy!

I'm so disappointed. I can't marry you anymore.

I was doing it for the baby!

[Annie]

Originally posted by Magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUIoXmIgJA
Its Shaun and Darenn, talking about Annie and Rocko. Sing everyone!

This actually brought a tear to my eye... i love you rocko! :lovedup:

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
DoubleTrouble *whispers* Dont worry... the baby isnt rockos.. its yours... so you should be happy!

I'm so disappointed. I can't marry you anymore.

I was doing it for the baby!

:bawling: but.. but.. i love you!!!!!

[xDramatick]

LMFAO @ DAMON

[Magic]

This romance, oh its so powerfull.

The afterparty is here :tongue:
http://www.thisisbigbrother.com/forum/viewthread.php?tid=73925

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUIoXmIgJA
Its Shaun and Darenn, talking about Annie and Rocko. Sing everyone!

omg I'm simba! :hug::kiss::kiss:

You saved this wedding Magic.

Alright Annie! Let's wed!

[Annie]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Magic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvUIoXmIgJA
Its Shaun and Darenn, talking about Annie and Rocko. Sing everyone!

omg I'm simba! :hug::kiss::kiss:

You saved this wedding Magic.

Alright! Let's wed!

Lets Party Next Door Darling - Thanks Magic.. you have kept my dreams alive

[Loukas]

Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
DoubleTrouble *whispers* Dont worry... the baby isnt rockos.. its yours... so you should be happy!

I'm so disappointed. I can't marry you anymore.

I was doing it for the baby!

I don't belive the babys mine!!

*Calls Maury Povich*

[Rocko]

Originally posted by DoubleTrouble
Originally posted by Rocko
Originally posted by Annie
DoubleTrouble *whispers* Dont worry... the baby isnt rockos.. its yours... so you should be happy!

I'm so disappointed. I can't marry you anymore.

I was doing it for the baby!

I don't belive the babys mine!!

*Calls Maury Povich*

You're paying child maintenance, bub.

[Annie]

We need a minister to get married... any volunteers?

[Rocko]

omg, are we going to have to postpone it?

[Tom4784]

I'll be the minister!
:hello:

[Annie]

Dezzy saved the day.. :colour:

Ready to start when you are father :dance2:

[Tom4784]

We're gathered here today to marry Miss Annie and Sir Rocko!

Before we start does anyone present have a reason why these two cannot be engaged in TIBB matrimony?

[Rocko]

Please get your butts to reception hall 3 pronto. Bellagio awaits.

http://z.about.com/d/govegas/1/0/8/K/bellsbs0001.jpg

[Annie]

*stands at alter wearing this gorgeous dress*

http://www.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/980/930980_productimg1201365824791.jpg

[Tom4784]

I'll take that as a no then.

Is there any songs you wishto be played before we begin the vows?

[Novo]

* oh crap am late *

* falls over a chair * ouch!!!!

sits down at the back

sorry about the custome it was a dare


http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/19232.jpg

[Annie]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4kTei0XrCs

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Annie
*stands at alter wearing this gorgeous dress*

http://www.bidorbuy.co.za/user_images/980/930980_productimg1201365824791.jpg

http://img158.imageshack.us/img158/7479/12go4.jpg

Ready!

[Tom4784]

That was lovely, now the couple have informed me that they wish to say their own vows. Will Sir Rocko begin?

[Annie]

Ooooo hello Nick :wink:

[Rocko]

So how goes these things. What happens next.

[Rocko]

BTW, this place is still labelled as someone else's wedding.

[Tom4784]

Ahem.

Originally posted by Dezzy
That was lovely, now the couple have informed me that they wish to say their own vows. Will Sir Rocko begin?

[AngRemembered]

awwwwwwwwwwww, this is so sweet:bawling:

**wipes nose over nickys shoulder **

I forgot my hanky in the rush :shrug:

[Annie]

Magic is not here to change the ruddy name Nick!

[Rocko]

Right, hang on. Cough...cough..

[Nicky.]

*sniffles*

:lovedup:

[Annie]

*gazes into Rockos eyes*

[AngRemembered]

**gazes at the bogey dribbling down Nickys shoulder**

:blush2:

Come on this is serious,,, stay calm :hugesmile:

[Annie]

*hands Ang a valium*

[DamonJ]

*runs to toilets crying*

[Hugo]

*doors burst open, holds bottle of vodka*

Annie you can't marry him!!

*Throws bottle on the floor and everybody turns around*

He cheated on you!!!

*gasps from audience*

He slept with DamonJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AngRemembered]

thanks Annie:kiss:

*** WTF im halucinating... I could have swore we had a minister here a second ago**

[Annie]

Originally posted by tooperfect
*doors burst open, holds bottle of vodka*

Annie you can't marry him!!

*Throws bottle on the floor and everybody turns around*

He cheated on you!!!

*gasps from audience*

He slept with DamonJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUGO!!!!!

My fiancee is about to give his vows and you are telling news from like 2006?! Sit the feck down!

[Novo]

it cant be!!!!

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by tooperfect
*doors burst open, holds bottle of vodka*

Annie you can't marry him!!

*Throws bottle on the floor and everybody turns around*

He cheated on you!!!

*gasps from audience*

He slept with DamonJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*pulls out shotgun and shoots.*

No one disturbs weddings when I'm the minister I gave you five whole minutes but you remained silent!

[AngRemembered]

**throws herself on the floor desperatley licking up the pool of running Vodka ****:tongue:

[Annie]

*looks back at Rocko*

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Annie
Originally posted by tooperfect
*doors burst open, holds bottle of vodka*

Annie you can't marry him!!

*Throws bottle on the floor and everybody turns around*

He cheated on you!!!

*gasps from audience*

He slept with DamonJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUGO!!!!!

My fiancee is about to give his vows and you are telling news from like 2006?! Sit the feck down!

He's cheater, marry me instead!

[AngRemembered]

WOW thats better....... nothing like a vallium and vodka fix during a service...


**stands calm and composed with a smile at the happy couple***

[Hugo]

Angie your waters just broke!!!

[Tom4784]

Enough distractions!

If anymore people decide to interfere they'll feel the business end of my sawn off shotgun!

[Annie]

*gets nervous at Rocko taking so long even though I know he finds it hard to compose himself*

http://www.knotforlife.com/images/flowers/bouquets/white-lilies.jpg

Bouquet :lovedup:

[DamonJ]

*phone rings, blaring Toxic out really loud* :blush2:

[Annie]

*Everyone moans at Damon as he finds out that his STI results are back*

[Tom4784]

*Fires a warning shot at Damon*

WHAT did I SAY!!!!!!!!

[DamonJ]

They said it's nothing serious and can be treated with a course of anti-biotics, but they advised to use a condom in future. :thumbs2:

[Annie]

Aw thats good Damon...

:dance2:

Just make sure you dont sleep with that girl/boy/alien again and you will be fine

[AngRemembered]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Angie your waters just broke!!!

shhhhhhhhhhhh, its not my fault the ladies are 30 yards further than I my allowed distance to walk to get a pee:whistle:

[DamonJ]

I've just been told I have chlymidia (however you spell it) and you're all worried about Angie's waters?! pfffft!

[Annie]

*sticks hand up dress to stroke crotch*

[Rocko]

Sorry..phone! hang on again, hehe. Trying to remember them vows

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Annie
*sticks hand up dress to stroke crotch*

Crabs :whistle:

[Annie]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Originally posted by Annie
*sticks hand up dress to stroke crotch*

Crabs :whistle:

stroke not itch! flange! :xyxwave:

[Rocko]

Vows vows..my end:

Tonight, Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez, I Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth, pledge myself to you.

Best friend and inseparable lover.

Let me be always, your shoulder to lean on; your Rock o n which you rest.

From the beginning, we knew we were meant to be together. Although a few hurdles (looks at certain guests) we faced, we came through it. Now here, together we stand, I give my heart to you. Always and forever, through bad times and the good.

I will love you, cherish you, fight for you and protect you (looks around again..glares...*keep away*), for the rest of my life, I promise this to you.

[AngRemembered]

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm:eureka::spin::lovedup:

**stands routed to the spot, with thoughts of the exchanging of rings, and how big the best man's dinkle is :whistle:

[Annie]

*tears steaming down my face - sniff sniff -*

[Tom4784]

That was beautiful Sr Rocko, Now if you will Lady Annie.

[DamonJ]

I'm not sitting here anymore.. the person next to me keeps farting. :sad: *storms to other side of church*

[Rocko]

Originally posted by DamonJ
I'm not sitting here anymore.. the person next to me keeps farting. :sad: *storms to other side of church*

This is not a church. It is a reception hall at the Bellagio. You are in Vegas, Damo!:spin2:

[Tom4784]

No distractions!

*shoots Damon*

Please continue Lady Annie.

[Annie]

My darling Nicholas

We have came so far together. We met. We laughed. We cried. We missed and most importantly we loved.

Loving you has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I do believe that love is, giving someone the chance to destroy your world, and then trusting them not to. I trust that you will not hurt me, forget me or rape me. (rare occurance that i do say no anyway)

I want today to be in our memories forever. I love you.

*tears dropped onto lily*

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Annie
My darling Nicholas

We have came so far together. We met. We laughed. We cried. We missed and most importantly we loved.

Loving you has been the best thing that has ever happened to me. I do believe that love is, giving someone the chance to destroy your world, and then trusting them not to. I trust that you will not hurt me, forget me or rape me. (rare occurance that i do say no anyway)

I want today to be in our memories forever. I love you.

*tears dropped onto lily*

That was so beautiful :bawling:

[Tom4784]

That was beautiful, now the couple also requested traditional vows. So here we go!

Sir Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth Rocko, do you take Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez to be your lawfully wedded wife? to have and to hold, for richer for poorer for as long as you both shall live?

[DamonJ]

oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh. :shocked:

[Tom4784]

*shoots Damon a second time*

Shut it!!!!!

:angel:

[Hugo]

Originally posted by DamonJ
oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh. :shocked:

*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?

[Rocko]

Originally posted by Dezzy
That was beautiful, now the couple also requested traditional vows. So here we go!

Sir Nicholas Houlton-Esquire IVth Rocko, do you take Annie Consuello Dorito Sanchez to be your lawfully wedded wife? to have and to hold, for richer for poorer for as long as you both shall live?

*Wipes tear in right eye*

I do.

[Annie]

*gasps at Hugo*

[DamonJ]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Originally posted by DamonJ
oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh. :shocked:

*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?

YES I WILL :thumbs2: :thumbs2:

[Tom4784]

Originally posted by tooperfect
Originally posted by DamonJ
oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh. :shocked:

*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?

*shoots at the happy couple*

No distractions!

But here's my card, I work saturdays and Sundays!

[AngRemembered]

***wipes a tear from Annies cheek ,,***

did he say Vegas??

did she say Rape??


was that a feckin valium???

where can i get more of that vodka from??

**the best mans winkle grows another 2 inches in my dreams ***:lovedup::love::hugesmile:

[Hugo]

Originally posted by DamonJ
Originally posted by tooperfect
Originally posted by DamonJ
oh whatever vows are for soppy people.
ugh. :shocked:

*gets down on one knee and interuppts wedding*

Damon, will you marry me?

YES I WILL :thumbs2: :thumbs2:

:lovedup:

You better hope you catch the boquet then byotch.