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Indierock&roll
19-10-2008, 09:23 PM
she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook!


made me wee!!
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:25 PM
Your mamma is so old - she attended the last supper as a waitress!
Indierock&roll
19-10-2008, 09:26 PM
Yo momma so old when she reads the bible she reminisces.


hahahaaaaaaaaa
Jen
19-10-2008, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by Annie
Your mamma is so old - she attended the last supper as a waitress!
BURNNN
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:28 PM
Ya mamma is so fat - people have a sponsored walk around her!
Jen
19-10-2008, 09:30 PM
Yo mama so hairy Bigfoot is taking her picture!
Fom
19-10-2008, 09:30 PM
Yo momma so fat she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
Fom
19-10-2008, 09:30 PM
yo momma so nasty... she takes crabs to the beach.
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Fom
Yo momma she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

What is she though? Fat?
Indierock&roll
19-10-2008, 09:32 PM
Yo Momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Dont Spit! I Cant Swim!"
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:32 PM
Your mamma's so old - her birth certificate says expired.
Jen
19-10-2008, 09:33 PM
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:33 PM
Your mamma's so old she sat behind Jesus in nursery!
Ross
19-10-2008, 09:33 PM
Yo threads are so old.
Indierock&roll
19-10-2008, 09:33 PM
Your mommas so skinny to hoola hoop she uses a cherio!
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:33 PM
Your mamma is so fat - she even puts toffee and syrup on her dieting pills
Jen
19-10-2008, 09:34 PM
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:34 PM
Your mamma is so ugly - the last time she heard a whistle was when she was hit by a train.
Jen
19-10-2008, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Yo threads are so old.

Yo Ross is so stupid he tripped over a cordless phone...


:lovedup:
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:35 PM
Your mamma is so ugly - when she was born the doctors slapped her parents.
Loukas
19-10-2008, 09:36 PM
Your Momma so fat when she stood on the scales it said give me a minute
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:36 PM
Your mammas glasses are so thick that when she looks at a map she can see people waving.
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:36 PM
Your mamma is so stupid that she failed a survey
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:37 PM
Your mamma is so stupid she sent me a fax and put a stamp on it
Ross
19-10-2008, 09:37 PM
Yo thread gonna get locked soon for insults.
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:38 PM
Ya mamma is so fat she has her own postcode
Loukas
19-10-2008, 09:40 PM
Your Momma so fat she causes day and night! :laugh2:

Sorry. Not offending anyone here.
Annie
19-10-2008, 09:41 PM
Your mamma is so ugly - she went to a strippers and got paid to keep her clothes on