Matt
20-11-2008, 12:01 AM
Two new celebrities have entered the jungle. You will see their entrance on tonight's show.
The new celebs are:
DAVID VAN DAY
and
TIMMY MALLETT
Here's an extract from an ITV press release about their entrance:
Two new celebrities appeared on the show. Ex-Dollar star David Van Day and TV presenter Timmy Mallett were kidnapped on their way into the jungle camp in ‘ManTrap.’
Timmy walked through the jungle and spied a cake on the jungle floor. He bent over to pick it up and was swept up into the trees in a giant net. Screaming and shouting, Timmy was caught in the net and left unable to escape.
Soon he heard someone walking through the jungle. “Who’s there?” he called. “You’ve got to help me. I feel like the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.”
“I’ve seen everything now,” said David Van Day as he walked into the area. “You look good. How did you get up there?”
But as he shouted smugly, a second net closed in and swooshed him up off the jungle floor and into the trees to join Timmy. “I’ll get you Mallet, you pr*t,” he shouted, clearly riled.
David added: “I came in thinking this was going to be easy. Listen, I wouldn’t have left you there.”
Cages were then constructed on the jungle floor below the two captives and they were lowered into them to await their fate. “That looks nice. You’re going to go into a cage,” shouted Timmy to David. “Oh, that’ll be my cage.”
“I suppose they think this is funny,” moaned David.
“We’re in here for a long time,” said Timmy.
Martina was called to the Bush Telegraph and given instructions which she read to the camp. “There are two new campmates being held captive in the jungle. They will be in prison until morning. You have the ability to ease their situation but only if certain demands are met. Await further instruction.” Accompanying the instructions were Polaroid photographs of Timmy and David.
Later, Martina received further instructions. “To make your captive campmates first night in the jungle you must pay a ransom. Give up one luxury item each and that means all of us and they will be given food tonight. Or they will go hungry.”
Later, the Celebrities were given a second choice. “Give up two stars and we will release one right now. If you chose the ransom you must decide which celebrity you want.”
Will the ten celebrities decide to rescue the captives? Or leave them to their jungle hell?
The new celebs are:
DAVID VAN DAY
and
TIMMY MALLETT
Here's an extract from an ITV press release about their entrance:
Two new celebrities appeared on the show. Ex-Dollar star David Van Day and TV presenter Timmy Mallett were kidnapped on their way into the jungle camp in ‘ManTrap.’
Timmy walked through the jungle and spied a cake on the jungle floor. He bent over to pick it up and was swept up into the trees in a giant net. Screaming and shouting, Timmy was caught in the net and left unable to escape.
Soon he heard someone walking through the jungle. “Who’s there?” he called. “You’ve got to help me. I feel like the child catcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.”
“I’ve seen everything now,” said David Van Day as he walked into the area. “You look good. How did you get up there?”
But as he shouted smugly, a second net closed in and swooshed him up off the jungle floor and into the trees to join Timmy. “I’ll get you Mallet, you pr*t,” he shouted, clearly riled.
David added: “I came in thinking this was going to be easy. Listen, I wouldn’t have left you there.”
Cages were then constructed on the jungle floor below the two captives and they were lowered into them to await their fate. “That looks nice. You’re going to go into a cage,” shouted Timmy to David. “Oh, that’ll be my cage.”
“I suppose they think this is funny,” moaned David.
“We’re in here for a long time,” said Timmy.
Martina was called to the Bush Telegraph and given instructions which she read to the camp. “There are two new campmates being held captive in the jungle. They will be in prison until morning. You have the ability to ease their situation but only if certain demands are met. Await further instruction.” Accompanying the instructions were Polaroid photographs of Timmy and David.
Later, Martina received further instructions. “To make your captive campmates first night in the jungle you must pay a ransom. Give up one luxury item each and that means all of us and they will be given food tonight. Or they will go hungry.”
Later, the Celebrities were given a second choice. “Give up two stars and we will release one right now. If you chose the ransom you must decide which celebrity you want.”
Will the ten celebrities decide to rescue the captives? Or leave them to their jungle hell?