Make up a total lie about TPAY

[killerqueen]

Oh Balls

[Sparacus]

I count all of killerqueen's audios and books as part of the killerqueen canon, but not the comics.

Did you know that killerqueen once tried to eat the entire discography of Robbie Williams?

[Reg_Eneration]

While Sparacus simply tried to eat Robbie Williams.

[killerqueen]

Damned Tasty it was too. Sparacus is Delia Smith Cum onn the lootttttt offfffffffff yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu waaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[Reg_Eneration]

Succint, yet strangely succulent

[Sparacus]

Robbie Williams is a mere maggot of a musician compared to the musical maestroe that is Adam Rickitt.

Originally said by Adam Rickitt to Robbie Williams
Abase yourself you grovelling insect!

Reg once pulled a piece of thread into one ear and out of the other.

[Reg_Eneration]

Sparcus is afraid of water

[killerqueen]

Reg is also fearfully afraid of water and has been known to avoid rain for fear he melts

[Sparacus]

killerqueen has been known to wander t'moors in dark, misty nights, uttering the words "It's only a game, so put up a real good fight. I'm gonna be snookering you tonight. I'm famed for my aim, so you'd better believe I'm right. I'm gonna be snookering you, snookering you tonight.

Big Break!"

Trully horrifying.

[killerqueen]

ARGGH sparacus can read minds, it's true I tell ya, true. Spara dreams of the day when he can afford the box set of Crime Traveller, a truely excellent programme with many wonderful innovations

[Sparacus]

killerqueen has had sexual fantasies surrounding David Hasselhoff's supercar KITT.

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by killerqueen
Reg is also fearfully afraid of water and has been known to avoid rain for fear he melts
Untrue I wear a hat.

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by Sparacus
killerqueen has had sexual fantasies surrounding David Hasselhoff's supercar KITT.
Haven't we all?

[killerqueen]

It's so solid and firm.............................................. .
Spara has several budgies, not the birds, but the "not quite chopper" bikes of the seventies

[Reg_Eneration]

And each one has been given it's own name and room

[Sparacus]

I call the big one Bitey. Reg has been known to exclaim the word "Excelsior!" at the top of his voice everytime he acheives orgasm.

[Reg_Eneration]

Which is long and often.

Spara reveals himself to the little fishes in pet shop tanks.

[Sparacus]

I have been put on the Aquatic Sex Offenders register for the above. Reg likes to break the burnt ends off of matches and flick them at passing OAPs.

[killerqueen]

Reveals himself as what?:blush2:

[Reg_Eneration]

I seldom miss too. Hench my large number of happy slapper asbos.

Spara is a master of the breast stroke....he's asked for thrity nine offenses to be taken into consideration

[killerqueen]

And that's all that he's admitting to

[Sparacus]

killerqueen drinks Cillit Bang for kicks.

[killerqueen]

My kicks deserve some attention.
Spara is frightened of cows and finds their placid expressions deeply disconcerting

[Reg_Eneration]

Cows are frightened of spara...yet another case he's out on bail for.

[No1MakosiFan]

Reg-Eneration thinks he is adam rickitss lookalike.

[Sparacus]

Reg CAN believe it's not butter.

[No1MakosiFan]

Sparacus believes he is butter.

[Ella]

No1makosifan HATES belts

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by No1MakosiFan
Reg-Eneration thinks he is adam rickitss lookalike.

No1MakosiFan is a member of the Bary Manilow fan club

[Sparacus]

Reg is a member of the No1MakosiFan fanclub.

[No1MakosiFan]

Sparacus is a member of the Boy George fanclub.

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by No1MakosiFan
Sparacus is a member of the Boy George fanclub.

The title of the thread is to write a LIE. :tongue:

[killerqueen]

Spara believes he can fly

[Sparacus]

killerqueen believes he can touch the sky.

[No1MakosiFan]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Originally posted by No1MakosiFan
Sparacus is a member of the Boy George fanclub.

The title of the thread is to write a LIE. :tongue:

So you are a member of the Boy George fanclub.

[Sparacus]

In a word, yes.

[killerqueen]

I think about it every night and day...........Ahhh
Spara believes that a fairy is born when a bell rings

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by SparacusThe title of the thread is to write a LIE. :tongue:
Sparacus is a lie!

[killerqueen]

If Spara is a lie, what are we?

[Reg_Eneration]

Figments of everybodies imaginations

[killerqueen]

:bawling::bawling::bawling:Can there be anything sadder than that?

[No1MakosiFan]

Imaginations can run wild.

[Reg_Eneration]

Yes. We could be living Spracus' life instead of him.

[killerqueen]

I haven't had a nightmare that bad since Tom Baker smiled at me in my sleep

[Reg_Eneration]

I haven't had a nightmare that bad since I took all the mirrors down in my house

[killerqueen]

That explains a lot

[Reg_Eneration]

Which is exactly what I said

[killerqueen]

OMG you are Tom Baker and I claim my Five pounds!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reg_Eneration]

Cliam away. I have the looking after of a gavestone to worry about

[killerqueen]

Why, From beyond the Grave??

[Reg_Eneration]

No, from the cemetery next door

[killerqueen]

That's a grave accusation

[Reg_Eneration]

No, that's a number of words strung together

[killerqueen]

with what?

[Reg_Eneration]

I usualy opt for sticky-backed plastic and some child friendly glue

[Ella]

Reg_Eneration likes to eat bees while picking his toenails

[No1MakosiFan]

Elz auditioned for a blue movie and got turned down.

[Ella]

No1MakosiFan Auditioned for the same movie, and got offererd a part as a prop :tongue:

[Siouxsie]

Ekz Belz lives beside the sea

[Ella]

Scooby likes to smell feet

[Siouxsie]

no but mine smell

[Ella]

LOL thanks for that :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Elz_Belz is secretly a man :laugh:

[Sparacus]

BB06 was turned on by Imogen's dirty tape.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sparacus
BB06 was turned on by Imogen's dirty tape.

Who said thats a lie :shocked:

[Sparacus]

I apologise for accusing you of such a truth.

BB06 was recently spotted in the Selfridges lingerie department wearing nothing but a baby's nappy.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sparacus
I apologise for accusing you of such a truth.

BB06 was recently spotted in the Selfridges lingerie department wearing nothing but a baby's nappy.

:shocked:

Sparacus hates Adam Rickett so much, that he daily protests against him

[LittleMissC]

BB06 feels the need to be sick whenever he sees Imogen's face

[Sparacus]

Flame once pushed a cotton bud so far into her ear, she couldn't get it out. It remains there to this day.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Flame
BB06 feels the need to be sick whenever he sees Imogen's face

Flame feels the need to cover her face when seeing Sezers pictures

[LittleMissC]

BB06 is currently dating Imogen (You wish!)

[MarkWaldorf]

I do wish that actually :sad:

Flame is currently dating Shahbaz

[Sparacus]

BB06's vision is impaired, and cannot see. BB06's vision is impaired, emergency.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Sparacus
BB06's vision is impaired, and cannot see. BB06's vision is impaired, emergency.

:laugh:
Sparacus has recently been living with Marco in his west London flat

[LittleMissC]

Ewww! BB06 enjoys thinking about Lea in a sexual way

[rex3]

Flame likes to tickle hair self with a brush made up of sezers pubic hair

[LittleMissC]

Who said THAT was a lie? :laugh:

[Sparacus]

Flame recently received an ASBO for bashing in the ITV studios.

[LittleMissC]

True

[Sparacus]

Flame secretly desires to be a man.

[LittleMissC]

If I was a man I'd have to be gay or bisexual so I could fancy Sezer so probably not (?)

Sparacus gets turned on by seeing Adam Rickitt wearing a face pack.

[stacey]

flame has been in prison for murder but escaped last week

[LittleMissC]

Lol is that the sirens I can hear? Must run!

OK Stacey is actually an alien- she's just invaded Earth and is trying to disguise herself by pretending to watch BB

[Lil-Lindz]

ok then flame has a secert affair with shahbaz and sees him every friday she says shes gonig to the gym but she is not!

[LittleMissC]

Lol that would be horrible! Ok Lindzi finds herself drawn to Susie whenever she is on TV!

[Lil-Lindz]

Ew No Way! Lol

Well then Flame once though she was tri-sexual and attempted to go on a date with her neibours cat

Lol

[MarkWaldorf]

Lindz hates Pete :shocked:

[Lil-Lindz]

Omg that is a total lie
BB06 is actually a woman but needs to say she is a man cause people will think she is weird cause she fancies imogen

[LittleMissC]

Lol my neighbour's cat is tortashell (?) and very nice. But not in that way! Lindz once decided that to be a proper fan of Pete, she'd have to be like him- so she asked for surgery to create her endowment (Which still remains in place today!)

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol good one totally true!

Flame though she would live up to her name so she set herself on fire for a publicity stunt!

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
Omg that is a total lie
BB06 is actually a woman but needs to say she is a man cause people will think she is weird cause she fancies imogen

:hugesmile:
Lindz Loves being in the company of a dressed up Shahbaz

[Lil-Lindz]

BB06 has never even watched TV before he does even own one he just wants to be popular

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
BB06 has never even watched TV before he does even own one he just wants to be popular

:hugesmile:
Lindz doesnt even know what Big Brother is

[Lil-Lindz]

Ooh harsh Lol

bb06 cannot read or write

[MarkWaldorf]

Lindz walks round in a big hat and wheres big clown clothes :joker:

[Lil-Lindz]

BB06 doesnt even have clothes :laugh:

[MarkWaldorf]

Lindz is 60 year old man who lives in the library

[Lil-Lindz]

PMSL

BB06 has an affair with a 20 year old cow who lives in his room

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
PMSL

BB06 has an affair with a 20 year old cow who lives in his room

:hugesmile:

Lindz had the first Animal/Human marriage in the UK

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao

BB06 works in macdonlds and spits in the burgers

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
Lmao

BB06 works in macdonlds and spits in the burgers

Lindz Works in a box factory and earns a total income of 20p, Now she can get her Pic n Mix :laugh:

[JakeyBoy]

Is ugly... no wait thats true

Ummm Mark likes women

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao Yay!

BB06 has just been fired from macdonalds because he stole thir tomato sauce

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by JakeyBoy
Is ugly... no wait thats true

Ummm Mark likes women

Is that meant to be an insult?

[Lil-Lindz]

BB06 is listed teh the habituary and is leagally dead

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
BB06 is listed teh the habituary and is leagally dead

Lil Lindz is wanted in 49 states for Illegal Selling of her Pete T-Shirts

Made on Paint :hugesmile:

[JakeyBoy]

Originally posted by BB06
Originally posted by JakeyBoy
Is ugly... no wait thats true

Ummm Mark likes women

Is that meant to be an insult?

No.











Just a joke:laugh:

[Lil-Lindz]

JakeyBoy is having an affair with BB06

:joker:

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Lil-Lindz
JakeyBoy is having an affair with BB06

:joker:

Ew

[Lil-Lindz]

Only joking lol

[MarkWaldorf]

:hugesmile: Better be

[Lil-Lindz]

I am Lol

[MarkWaldorf]

:tongue: Yay

[Lil-Lindz]

:dance::dance::dance:

[JakeyBoy]

No, we are

[MarkWaldorf]

No :shocked:

[JakeyBoy]

Bahaha

I have the convo:spin2:

[rex3]

jakeboy is a ******

[Sparacus]

rex3 believes that disintigration without representation is against the constitution.

[killerqueen]

Sparacus doesnot believes there's a constitution

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen is musically challenged

[Sparacus]

killerqueen wanders around city parks, collects all the dog's faeces he sees and puts them in a massive dog faeces recepticle in his bedroom.

[killerqueen]

Sparacus has never been nor never shall be an exhaulted leader amognst his people

[rex3]

sparacus sits on his watch so he can always be on time

[killerqueen]

I thought you had to tell lies?

[rex3]

Adam is a nipple rubbing mastibator!

Adam oddly has an inverted anus, in which Sparacus dreams of sowing shut. For the satisfaction of knowing that only his toe has ventured Adam's great cave.


Spara decided to share the result of his toe:

[killerqueen]

Like I said, I thought you were supposed to tell lies?

[LittleMissC]

Lol Killerqueen hasn't starred in a tri-sexualporn film :laugh:

[killerqueen]

Flame has frequent fantasies about Sezer leaping through large mirrors on the back of a white steed and saving some french bint

[Sparacus]

killerqueen spent the last two years in Guantanamo Bay, but escaped using nothing but a spoon and a novelty thong.

[LittleMissC]

Quite true. I have fantasies involving Sezer on a regular basis

[Sparacus]

Flame enjoys nude cybersex webcam soirées with Lesley Grantham.

[Ella]

sparacus likes to skinny dip with dot cotton and pat butcher while eating haggis

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz often reverses the polarity of the neutron flow.

[Ella]

Sparacus likes to dress up ina french mauds outfit and eat bananas

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz once happy slapped Pharell.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Elz_Belz once happy slapped Pharell.


HOW DAAARE YOU!!!:laugh:

Sparacus sends hate mail to Adam Rickett and tried to steal the goats

[Siouxsie]

elz belz is a gypsey and casts magic spells

[Ella]

Scoocy hates Jonny Depp and hates pirtares of the caribean

[Sparacus]

scooby likes bananas. Bananas are good.

[killerqueen]

I do not want a daquiari at this moment. Ok its bending the rules slightly but...

[Sparacus]

killerquen doesn't not not want a daquiari.

[killerqueen]

Damn your cleverness. Sparacus is actually a teacher in england

[Sparacus]

That is a good lie. I am actually a teacher in my home town of Aberystwyth, Wales, to which Adam Rickitt donated 4 goats to the local petting zoo.

killerqueen is an avid Battlestar Galactica fan.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Sparacus
scooby likes bananas. Bananas are good.
i like bananas and bandanas

[killerqueen]

Scooby is allergic to bananas and comes out in hives if even remotely breathed on with banana breath

[Siouxsie]

killerqueen likes the queen and the group queen

[killerqueen]

1 out of two. Scooby gives a scooby about the price of lambs at market

[Sparacus]

killerqueen has been given a restraining order of a distance of 200 meters after an horriffic incident at Emmerdale Farm involving some Vaseline, a prize marrow and 3 sheep.

[killerqueen]

That's not technically a lie....:blush: I was young, it was the countryside....

[Clom]

Killerqueen was spotted on a 7up forum, causing havoc claiming Sprite has always been superior!

[killerqueen]

Clom insists on all his friends spending faaarrrrr too much time with him, it's almost as if he sucks their essence in order to exist

[Reg_Eneration]

Killerqueen is sparacus' secret love child

[Clom]

sparacus left home at the age of 14 and spent most of his time hanging around infant schools looking for An Unearthly Child.

[killerqueen]

Clom loves his neighbours unconditionally

[Reg_Eneration]

Killerqueen is tea-total

[killerqueen]

Reg's favourite passtime as a kid was cutting old peoples grass for nothing

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen's favourite singer is Doris Day

[killerqueen]

Calamity Jane is a wonderful musical, so is Pillow Talk, and Love me of Leave Me.

Reg wanted to be Marilyn Monroe as a child but was refuse as he was 6 inches shorter than she was

[Reg_Eneration]

*Calamity Jane is a wonderful musical, so is Pillow Talk, and Love me of Leave Me. *

Agree absolutely.

killerqueen was kicked out of a homeless shelter for being too down-at-heel

[killerqueen]

I resemble that slur.....

Reg fancies Jack Lemmon in Some Like it Hot

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen is Joe E Brown in Some Like It Hot

[killerqueen]

well nobody's perfect. Sorry this is in no way a lie I will quite happily accept points scored against me for deviation

[Reg_Eneration]

sparcus might disagee with that statement

[killerqueen]

I said deviation NOT deviance, I'm all paid up on that score

[Reg_Eneration]

It's good to be fully paid up

[Sparacus]

Reg's close personal friend Mawdryn died, but came back to life FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!! He is now referred to as Maydryn undead.

[Reg_Eneration]

Sparacus cheated on Adam Rickitt with Bruno Langley

[killerqueen]

Reg filmed it all on his high tech mobile phone

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen is a happy slapping hoodie with an asbo

[killerqueen]

No I'm..............................

[killerqueen]

Reg is a part-time fireman who finds it delightful to extend his hose in public

[Reg_Eneration]

Silent is golden indeed

[killerqueen]

Try it from this end, It's brilliant

[Reg_Eneration]

I'll make a note.

[Ella]

re_generation mag Golf auf seinen Selbst spielen während die blanken hes

[Reg_Eneration]

Elz_Belz Lieben Jeremy Clarkson

[Ella]

I ido not love Jeremy Clarkson!! :wink::blush2:

You love haggis pies

[Reg_Eneration]

This is true

[Ella]

LOL YAAAAAY HAGGIS! SUPREME

[Reg_Eneration]

Again, this is true

[Ella]

Lol you mad head! :flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::flower::f lower:

[killerqueen]

Pick four, I'm playing a Ukulele after all

[Reg_Eneration]

This may or may not be true. Depending on who you ask and how well they know me

[Ella]

:nono::nono:spinach is an evil source if vitamin:nono::nono:

[Reg_Eneration]

Popeye will be so upset to hear you say that

[Ella]

LOL :laugh:

[Reg_Eneration]

:bigsmile:

[LittleMissC]

Reg_Eneration is not ugly

[Sparacus]

Flame hat einen groBen Hund gekauft.

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by Flame
Reg_Eneration is not ugly
If you were to see my true visage, you would know that what you say is truth

[Ella]

:elephant::elephant:

[Reg_Eneration]

Quite. listen to the dancing elephants, for they know what i say is true.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Reg_Eneration
Quite. listen to the dancing elephants, for they know what i say is true.

LOL yes im sure you have the looks off an older Adam Rickett ALL HAIL THE ELEPHANTS :elephant::elephant:

[Sparacus]

That is impossible, as Adam Rickitt does not age.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
That is impossible, as Adam Rickitt does not age.

This is interesting so your saying he was born with a smoothe chest like that and flowing locks of blonde hair





:elephant::elephant::elephant:

[Sparacus]

Correct. He was not born. He sprung out from the Loom fully grown. :elephant:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Correct. He was not born. He sprung out from the Loom fully grown.

Well this is certainly fresh infomation for my young mind..i must spread the gospel of Adam even further then i once planned:elephant:

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sparacus
That is impossible, as Adam Rickitt does not age.

This is interesting so your saying he was born with a smoothe chest like that and flowing locks of blonde hair





:elephant::elephant::elephant:
Adam was not born as you would understand the concept. Rather he sprung fully formed and perfect from within the interior of the sacred melon.

[Ella]

So your saying a melon gave birth do Adam

[Sparacus]

No. Adam gave birth to the melon. Using his MIND. He used the spherical structure of the melon to protect himself from the Howling as he developed.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
No. Adam gave birth to the melon. Using his MIND. He used the spherical structure of the melon to protect himself from the Howling as he developed.

Erm oh i see yes indeed this is fasanating news i must tell...people :elephant::dog::elephant::dog::elephant::elephant: :elephant::colour::colour::colour::colour::cat::lo ve::shocked::laugh::joker::elephant:

[Sparacus]

Your usage of a wide range of emoticons is heartening.

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Your usage of a wide range of emoticons is heartening.

Well i think they are rather amazing features of this forum, dont you agree? :elephant:

[Reg_Eneration]

quite so. she weilds them like da vinci weilded a paintbrush

[Ella]

:dance: now dance and feel the love in the air as we think about Dot Cotton :dance:

[Ella]

Originally posted by Reg_Eneration
quite so. she weilds them like the vinci weilded a paintbrush
Well thanks sweetheart i must agree though...although i preferred Picasso

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Sparacus
Your usage of a wide range of emoticons is heartening.

Well i think they are rather amazing features of this forum, dont you agree? :elephant:

I do concur, they are amazing.:xyxwave:::flower::eureka::elephant::eleph ant::colour:

[Ella]

:wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::wavey::dance:: dance::dance::dance::devil::devil::devil::devil::s leep::sleep::sleep::sleep::bored::bored::bored::co lour::colour::colour::colour::flower::flower::flow er::flower::hugesmile::hugesmile::hugesmile::huges mile::eureka::eureka::eureka::eureka::puzzled::puz zled::puzzled::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler::dazzler:

[Reg_Eneration]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Reg_Eneration
quite so. she weilds them like the vinci weilded a paintbrush
Well thanks sweetheart i must agree though...although i preferred Picasso
ah, the ironic dicotomy of the surralistic movement versus the subtextual iquasi religious nterpretation of the classical school.

You ponder deep thoughts for one so young

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Reg_Eneration
Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Originally posted by Reg_Eneration
quite so. she weilds them like the vinci weilded a paintbrush
Well thanks sweetheart i must agree though...although i preferred Picasso
ah, the ironic dicotomy of the surralistic movement versus the subtextual iquasi religious nterpretation of the classical school.

You ponder deep thoughts for one so young

Although it has no call to be here, the art lies in the fact that it is here.

[Arneldo]

TPAM has had a 3some with Nadia Almada and Pete Burns!

[Sparacus]

bb4eva is a 19 foot tall blamanche.

[Reg_Eneration]

is[/i] here.
quite so, master.

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Reg_Eneration
is[/i] here.
quite so, master.

Although I do not believe I am anyone's master, I thank you for the appreciation I have received.

[Ella]

:elephant:

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz actually has a fear of pink elephants. :elephant::elephant::elephant:

[LittleMissC]

Sparacus is George Bush

[Sparacus]

Flame is a restaurant critic for the New York Times.

[LittleMissC]

Sparacus is male

[No1MakosiFan]

Flame thinks hes on fire, but he is as cold as ice. lol

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Flame
Sparacus is male

I AM male.

[No1MakosiFan]

Sparacus looks totally weird lol

[LittleMissC]

Do you reckon that's a lie? :laugh:

[Reg_Eneration]

Flame is really Sparcus' girlfriend

[Lil-Lindz]

Reg_Eneration is actually a spy for teh FBI

[Reg_Eneration]

Lil-Lindz is actually Peter Kay

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao you saw right through me

Reg_Eneration is married to wayne rooney, he just doesn't likke to brag

[LittleMissC]

Lindzi isn't in a civil partnership with Jayne :laugh:

[Lil-Lindz]

Flame is having an affair with dawn

[Ella]

Lil Lindz wants to be best friends with Dot Cotton

[Lil-Lindz]

Elz starred in charlie and the chocolate factory, she was an umpalumpa

[LittleMissC]

Lindzi once tranformed herself into a cake and was eaten by Shahbaz

[Ella]

Lil lindz once starred in Adam Ricketts music video as a dancer

[Lil-Lindz]

Yea i did actually! Lol

elz was once arrested for indecent exposure

[LittleMissC]

Lindzi has twice been convicted of polygamy (Involving Pete Burns, Nadia, Micheal Jackson, Jayne and Shahbaz)

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol

Flame is on the doll and begs for food outside tescos every wednesday

[Ella]

Lil Lindz likes to dress up as a coconut and sings ' is this the way to amerillio' while playing the triangle

[Lil-Lindz]

PMSL

Elz like to go jogging every morning by herself dreaaed as a leracaun. She belives it resembles good luck

[Ella]

LOL :hugesmile:

Lil Lindz likes to put banana peels on the floor and watch passers by slip on them

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao

Elz likes to walk into shops and buy pregancy tests fro fun

[Ella]

Lol :tongue:

LilLindz likes to buy pictures of Pat butcher and try to do her make up the same while singing to man i feel like a women

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao

Elz believes if she says bloody mary 3 times in the girls loos she will see a scary womon in the mirror

[Ella]

LOL :hugesmile:

Lil Lindz likes to look at pictures of Shahbaz while shes on the toilet, she also likes all things to do with shahbaz

[LittleMissC]

Lindzi is currently two-timing Nadia with Elz

[Lil-Lindz]

Lmao

Flame works in oxfam and earns 1p and hour

[LittleMissC]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
LOL :hugesmile:

Lil Lindz likes to look at pictures of Shahbaz while shes on the toilet, she also likes all things to do with shahbaz

Funny you should say that- I did manage to spend half an hour in the toilets looking at a photo of Sezer the other day lol

[Ella]

LOL

Flame likes to watch birds poo on peoples heads while Lindz films it

[Lil-Lindz]

Lol

Elz makes a livin g out of selling dog poo and flame was her latest client

[LittleMissC]

LMAO

Elz once thought she was a cow and asked someone to milk her