Make up a total lie about TPAY

[Ella]

LMAO!!

Lindz likes to play bingo every weekend with dot cotton and shahbaz then they go to susies house for tea afterwards

[Lil-Lindz]

PMSL

Flame is in firm belief that she is a JCB, sjhe walks around maing the sound affects and all

[stacey]

lindz loves sezer and is married to him but is secretly having an affair with a kangaroo and susie

[LittleMissC]

Not fair I am so jealous he is mine!

[Sparacus]

Flame is an avid Love Island viewer.

[No1MakosiFan]

This could be true sparacus.

[Sparacus]

No1MakosiFan fears the upcoming Rickittatorship and his minions. :elephant::colour::elephant::colour::elephant:

[Clom]

Sparacus' true persona is concealed in a small wooden shack where all the window sizes are incorrect.

[Sparacus]

Clom's true persona is hidden inside a dimensionally-transcendental organ.

[rex3]

Sparacus's adam-apple is really Adam Ricket's left testicle.

[Sparacus]

rex3 has done what is displayed in his avatar 42 times.

[No1MakosiFan]

Sparacus used to be a pornstar.

[Reg_Eneration]

What do you mean Sparcus used to be a pornstar???!!!

You obviously don't watch those late night dodgy cable channels or you wouldn't have bothered saying that!

Oh, the lie: No1MakosiFan has a lifetime subscription to Television X

[LittleMissC]

Reg_ Eneration ENJOYS watching those late night dodgy cable channels (Especially when Sparacus is on!)

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Flame
Reg_ Eneration ENJOYS watching those late night dodgy cable channels (Especially when Sparacus is on!)

Again, you're meant to lie.

Flame has a crush on the one known only as Da-Nan.

[LittleMissC]

Who's he lol?

[Sparacus]

Refer to the Love Island thread for information. Flame is an asylum seeker from New Zealand.

[Ella]

Sparacus is a spy for the MI5 his mission is to make people hate Adam Rickett and destroy the Rickettorship

[LittleMissC]

Elz is about to die

[Sparacus]

Flame *is* dead, and is posting FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!!!

[Reg_Eneration]

Sparacus is a past winner of Strictly Come Dancing.

[LittleMissC]

Reg_Eneration went on Blind Date. All the other contestants were sick, so the show was called off air

[stacey]

flame was on x factor and come 2nd because she was dressed up as andy

[LittleMissC]

Lol Stacey once had a dream is which she was snogging Sparacus

[Sparacus]

Flame is an Osiran God.

[Siouxsie]

sparacus is religious

[Clom]

Scooby is a dog!

[Teacup]

Clom hates alchohol!

[Clom]

Teacup drinks coffee from a mug!

[Sparacus]

Clom has a secret plan to assassinate the one known only as Da-Nan.

[Clom]

Sparacus is awaiting results from a post-mortem to determine the facts behind Rickitt's assassination attempt on Minister Blair.

[Sparacus]

Clom's avatar displays himself in drag with the one known only as Da-Nan. Clom is the blonde.

[Clom]

Sparacus is enjoying life as the superior supporter of crown green bowling and all the myths surrounding it's increase in popularity during the mid 90's.

[killerqueen]

Clom's avatar is in no way attractive

[Clom]

Killerqueen is just a musical myth and one day hopes to evolve into a Victorian gentleman.

[killerqueen]

My dear I was there a long time ago.. and i can still remember how the music made me cry.

[killerqueen]

Clom has never had a girlfriend and fantasizes about the girls on itv play

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen like wearing a spangly skintight catsuit while clinging on to control consoles

[killerqueen]

Reg is a well adjusted pillar of society

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen stands on the edge of a roof at christmas

[killerqueen]

Am positive reg has fleas the size of bluebottles and has individually named them, for they are his friends

[Reg_Eneration]

killerqueen is building a scale replica of the Roman Empire from earwax.

[Ella]

Reg_Eneration likes to bathe in baked beans and custard

[Reg_Eneration]

Elz_Belz is in reality a 78 year old Franciscan monk

[Ella]

LOL
Reg_Eneration is the founder of the Dot Cotton fan club, yet no one has joined it

[LittleMissC]

Elz has only just left the mental hospital- after plenty of phyciactric help to stop her belief that Shahbaz was sexy

[Beattie2005]

Flame's greatest ambition is to brutally murder Sezer

[No1MakosiFan]

Flame is a pyshcotic stalker and follows sezer everywhere she goes. Alough sezer has a restraing order against her, she couldnt give a toss.

[LittleMissC]

OMG I would have to commit suicide from the guilt! Lol

Beattie has a passion for selatape (?) and likes licking it:)

[No1MakosiFan]

Whos beattie.

[LittleMissC]

Originally posted by No1MakosiFan
Flame is a pyshcotic stalker and follows sezer everywhere she goes. Alough sezer has a restraing order against her, she couldnt give a toss.

That could be true

[LittleMissC]

Originally posted by No1MakosiFan
Whos beattie.

The guy who posted just before you :colour:

[No1MakosiFan]

OMG, if it is that would make tabloid news.

[LittleMissC]

Lol the tabloids don't know yet:)

[Teacup]

Flame is a drip of water

[LittleMissC]

Teacup is a cow, hence why she doesn't want to be eaten

[Teacup]

Lmao

Flame says Sezers butt ugly and should be shot immediatly

[Ella]

Originally posted by Teacup
Lmao

Flame says Sezers butt ugly and should be shot immediatly

:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:

[LittleMissC]

Originally posted by Teacup
Lmao

Flame says Sezers butt ugly and should be shot immediatly

Lol what are you on about Teacup?

[Teacup]

:shocked: Is it true then? :shocked:

[LittleMissC]

Erm...no....

Plz tell me what it means lol!

[Teacup]

A total lie = You think Sezer is butt ugly and he should be shot.

[LittleMissC]

But what does 'You think Sezer is butt ugly and he should be shot' mean?!

[Teacup]

Butt ugly = Face like a smacked ar$e
Shot = Killed

Harsh i know. Must be the heat :rolleyes::thumbs:

[LittleMissC]

OMG that is defffo a lie!!! Sezer is dead hot!! And certainly he should not be shot!!!

[Teacup]

Originally posted by Flame
OMG that is defffo a lie!!! Sezer is dead hot!! And certainly he should not be shot!!!

Lol. I know it's a lie hun a big whopper :wink:

[LittleMissC]

LMAO Teacup!

[Sparacus]

Flame once made a clone of herself and her travelling companion, shrunk the clones down to microscopic sizes and injected them into her own brain for a scouting expedition. They found nothing.

[Siouxsie]

is a great fan of glyn

[Ella]

Scooby likes to dress up as dot cotton and smoke 30 fags in 2 minutes

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz is Pat Butcher, and likes to smoke 60 cigarettes in 30 seconds. 0_o

[Ella]

LOL

Sparacus likes to sit on camels and eats haggis while on the camels

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz has frequent horrific nightmares involving haggises. With some adjustments to my Future Spectrometer we can see inside her mind.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/4465/catchelzbelznp3.gif

Dear God!

[killerqueen]

Sparacus hates Adam and wishes terrible things to occur to him

[Ella]

Originally posted by Sparacus
Elz_Belz has frequent horrific nightmares involving haggises. With some adjustments to my Future Spectrometer we can see inside her mind.

http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/4465/catchelzbelznp3.gif

Dear God!

LMFAO! oh my god lol thats hilarious! :laugh::laugh:

[Sparacus]

killerqueen is 11 years old and had all his insides sucked out with an industrial-strength vacuum cleaner, making him an empty child.

[Ella]

Sparacus likes to dream about the day him and paul danan meet up for secret rendevouz

[Sparacus]

Originally posted by Elz_Belz
Sparacus likes to dream about the day him and paul danan meet up for secret rendevouz

What, no picture?:spin:

Elz_Belz is a green farting alien.

[killerqueen]

Sparacus feels compelled to ask all he meets "Are you my mummy?"

[Sparacus]

Instead of saying "yes", killerqueen feels the need to say "apphirmative, master."

[killerqueen]

sparacus is cursed by a dream which tells him he has forgotten two years of his life

[ThaGazBoi]

Killerqueen smokes marijauna.

[killerqueen]

your supposed to tell lies.

[Sparacus]

killerqueen believes that all of life's problems can be solved by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

[killerqueen]

You're supposed to tell lies. Sparacus is the son of Kirk Douglas
And so is his wife

[Sparacus]

killerqueen is a member of the FBI Cyber-Terrorism unit.

[killerqueen]

You may think that, but I couldn't possibly comment...

[Clom]

Killerqueen once had dinner with Alan Yentob.

[killerqueen]

Clom picked up the bill

[No1MakosiFan]

Killerqueen used to be a former pole dancer at stringfellows.

[Sparacus]

No1MakosiFan is a table dancer at Spearmint Rhino.

[killerqueen]

Sparacus tastes great in a mornay sauce

[Princess]

killerqueen hates Adam Rickitt

[killerqueen]

Sacrilige!!!!!!:mad::mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

[killerqueen]

Princess DOES NOT BLASPHEME

[sxymamamizz]

Killerqueen is the member of g-unit with 50 cent WOOOOTTT!!!

[Sparacus]

sxymamamizz is a big Run DMC fan. She "da bomb".

[LittleMissC]

Sparacus regularly visits spanking clubs (Sorry, that's true isn't it lol)

[Clom]

Flame is a founder member of the Y.M.C.A dance movement and regularly campaigns for the return of Timmy Mallett's word association game.

[LittleMissC]

Clom has fantasies about whatever is depicted in his avatar

[Clom]

Hey! that's my girl!
:nono:

Flame has recently discovered that watching QVC late
at night can arouse the urge to impulse buy.

[LittleMissC]

Clom discovered that long ago

[Sparacus]

Flame once purchased a Tupperware tea set from said television shopping channel.

[ThaGazBoi]

Sparacus hates Adam Rickitt

[Ella]

Crazygazza likes to sit naked in a pool full of gravy and look at pictures of Pat Butcher

[killerqueen]

Elz belz loves the work of Carla Lane

[Ella]

kilerqueen likes the work of Spider man and his friend banana man

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz subscribes to Aviation Monthly magazine.

[Ella]

lol

Sparcus likes to dip his head in custard and gets chickens to peck his nipples

[Sparacus]

:thumbs:

Elz_Belz is going to appear in the next Harry Potter film.

[Ella]

Sparacus is harry potter

[Sparacus]

Elz_Belz is Hermione.

[Siouxsie]

has a hairy chest

[rex3]

scooby teabagged jonny depp

[Sparacus]

scooby is a Great Dane and travels around in a pimped-out hippie van with a gang of crime solving teenagers.

[Siouxsie]

sparacus has got me sussed:hello:

[Clom]

Scooby has spent most her life wondering around Hot Dog stalls looking for Scrappy.

[Sparacus]

Clom believes that victory should be naked.

[LittleMissC]

Sparacus found Scrappy for Scooby and wanted him to star in his new dirty video

[No1MakosiFan]

Flame hates the sight of sezer lol.

[Siouxsie]

Originally posted by Clom
Scooby has spent most her life wondering around Hot Dog stalls looking for Scrappy. i found shaggy

[No1MakosiFan]

Originally posted by scooby
Originally posted by Clom
Scooby has spent most her life wondering around Hot Dog stalls looking for Scrappy. i found shaggy

Did ya find daphne as well.

[Siouxsie]

no lol im daphnie in disguise

[No1MakosiFan]

Aww thats a shame. I had a thing for her when i was little.

[LittleMissC]

Lol No1MakosiFan finds Fred attractive

[Siouxsie]

:devil::devil::devil:Flame is a devil in disguise