Locke.
21-01-2009, 12:35 PM
Day 21 in the Celebrity Big Brother house and the celebrities are waking up to the realisation that TWO of them will get the boot tonight in a double eviction.
Of course, that depends on whether or not any of the stars managed to get any sleep, 'cos god knows we had nightmares having watched Verne Troyer french kiss a doll on last night's show.
For those of you lucky enough to miss the rather traumatising scene, Verne snogged the toy as part of a task where housemates had to make a movie about their time in the Big Brother house.
The doll was standing in for the departed Mutya - and helpfully had 'Mutya' written all over it in felt-tip for added veracity, or perhaps so you didn't confuse it with the actual real-life former Sugababe, with her equally unreal drawn-on eyebrows.
Verne was positively lecherous about the moulded piece of plastice - the doll, that is - and drooled: "Hey, Mutya. I know you wanna leave, but before you go can you just save a spot in bed for me and I will give you some special loving. We don’t have to tell anyone else. Hey - do you want to ride my scooter?"
Now there's an offer you can't refuse.
Apparently, a host of people have complained, with one saying, in all seriousness "men shouldn't be seen snogging babies on television - real or not." Honestly, these people really need to get a life, as it's one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen.
Coolio was equally entertaining by acting out his time in the confines of CBB, larking around and telling the group: "This is my house, know what I'm saying?"
When Ben approached Coolio to compliment his work, Coolio ended the opening sequence by screen-punching his housemate to the line: "Don't touch me, watch out cous. Eastside." Brilliant.
There's much to look forward to tonight too, not just because it's a double eviction, but because we'll get to see the housemates' America Day task.
This means La Toya riding a mechanical bucking bronco. What's not to love?
And also, don't forget that the voting rules change today. Rather than voting to evict housemates, you're now voting for who you want to win the competition on Friday. The two celebs with the least votes will be booted out.
So that'll be La Toya on our speed dial then and Ben and Tommy to go. Shut the door on your way out, lads...
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/big-brother/2009/01/verne-troyer-takes-kissing-the.html
Of course, that depends on whether or not any of the stars managed to get any sleep, 'cos god knows we had nightmares having watched Verne Troyer french kiss a doll on last night's show.
For those of you lucky enough to miss the rather traumatising scene, Verne snogged the toy as part of a task where housemates had to make a movie about their time in the Big Brother house.
The doll was standing in for the departed Mutya - and helpfully had 'Mutya' written all over it in felt-tip for added veracity, or perhaps so you didn't confuse it with the actual real-life former Sugababe, with her equally unreal drawn-on eyebrows.
Verne was positively lecherous about the moulded piece of plastice - the doll, that is - and drooled: "Hey, Mutya. I know you wanna leave, but before you go can you just save a spot in bed for me and I will give you some special loving. We don’t have to tell anyone else. Hey - do you want to ride my scooter?"
Now there's an offer you can't refuse.
Apparently, a host of people have complained, with one saying, in all seriousness "men shouldn't be seen snogging babies on television - real or not." Honestly, these people really need to get a life, as it's one of the most hilarious things we've ever seen.
Coolio was equally entertaining by acting out his time in the confines of CBB, larking around and telling the group: "This is my house, know what I'm saying?"
When Ben approached Coolio to compliment his work, Coolio ended the opening sequence by screen-punching his housemate to the line: "Don't touch me, watch out cous. Eastside." Brilliant.
There's much to look forward to tonight too, not just because it's a double eviction, but because we'll get to see the housemates' America Day task.
This means La Toya riding a mechanical bucking bronco. What's not to love?
And also, don't forget that the voting rules change today. Rather than voting to evict housemates, you're now voting for who you want to win the competition on Friday. The two celebs with the least votes will be booted out.
So that'll be La Toya on our speed dial then and Ben and Tommy to go. Shut the door on your way out, lads...
http://blogs.mirror.co.uk/big-brother/2009/01/verne-troyer-takes-kissing-the.html