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Masturbation reduces chances of prostate cancer. (push on the gland between your scrotum and bum when climaxing - it's proven to work)
You won't:
you won't develop pimples, acne or zits;
- your penis will not get shorter;
- you will not be less intelligent;
- you will not grow hair on your palms;
- you will not lose hair or go bald;
- you will not go to hell (at least because of masturbating);
- you will not lose your mind;
- you will not become sterile;
- your penis will not fall off;
- your testicles will not decrease in size;
- your chance of being struck by lightning is not increase.
But you will be:
- your penis will likely become stronger;
- more relaxed;
- smiling most of the time;
- a perfectly normal man;
- and you will still produce enough eggs in your sperm.
So keep IT up and continue to enjoy!
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:23 PM
It increases your bodies production of serotonin which is a neurochemical that makes you HAPPY.
(Goes for girls too).
Originally posted by Lauren
It increases your bodies production of serotonin which is a neurochemical that makes you HAPPY.
(Goes for girls too).
Thanks Lauren. Is this from personal experience or just a random fact?
:shocked:
So many useful facts.
Thank you Ross, and Lauren.
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:24 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Lauren
It increases your bodies production of serotonin which is a neurochemical that makes you HAPPY.
(Goes for girls too).
Thanks Lauren. Is this from personal experience or just a random fact?
Well, I wouldn't like to let my infamy for random facts down, but...
Arneldo
22-02-2009, 11:24 PM
Yeh, but it causes quite a mess.
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:26 PM
Originally posted by Arneldo
Yeh, but it causes quite a mess.
Depends if you have a posh wank.
Ahh but Lauren, did you know;
Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful - it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Ahh but Lauren, did you know;
Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful - it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
This I did know, Ross.
Also; many times in the bible it is referred to in a good way, not in a bad way like people generally think.
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
Ahh but Lauren, did you know;
Masturbation is not evil, dirty or harmful - it will not make you go blind, drive you insane, turn you in to a pervert, stunt your growth, give you an STD, make you sterile or get you pregnant.
This I did know, Ross.
Also; many times in the bible it is referred to in a good way, not in a bad way like people generally think.
Fascinating... ahh but did you know;
Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to "please you".
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to "please you".
This is known as delay masturbation, too. The more you do it, the more you can hold off. It builds stamina.
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
Masturbation may make sexual intercourse more enjoyable because you will already know what it takes to "please you".
This is known as delay masturbation, too. The more you do it, the more you can hold off. It builds stamina.
I know, clever right?
Also;
Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:31 PM
Originally posted by Ross
Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
Yep. The initial exploration is actually much younger than 3 but, according to Freud, is only a stage in development.
*Puts hand up*
I have a question...
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
Masturbation as exploration of the body is common in children between the ages of 3 and 6, in teens masturbation becomes more sophisticated and sexually motivated.
Yep. The initial exploration is actually much younger than 3 but, according to Freud, is only a stage in development.
Really cool stuff!
This is interesting...
Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
*Puts hand up*
I have a question...
Yes Jen? :hugesmile:
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Ross
This is interesting...
Surveys have shown that 80% of males and 59% of females have masturbated by age 18.
I'd put this figure at a higher amount, but with the taboo nature, is swayed.
Did you also know that a female orgasm is approximately 10x that of the average male orgasm?
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by Lauren
It increases your bodies production of serotonin which is a neurochemical that makes you HAPPY.
(Goes for girls too).
Thanks Lauren. Is this from personal experience or just a random fact?
Well, I wouldn't like to let my infamy for random facts down, but...
yay
the facts for every occasion are back :dance:
this is the biggest come back since Ross came over that persons back ...
Is it true that women who pleasure themselves before actually having sex will be (excuse this way of putting it) better than women who just jump on a guy without having... explored..?
its so difficult to word things without getting immatrue
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Is it ture that women who pleasure themselves before actually having sex will be (excuse this way of putting it) better than women who just jump on a guy without having... explored..?
its so difficult to word things without getting immature
Well, Jen from personal experience... I would prefer the woman to pleasure herself first, but not all guys do. So yes its true to a certain extent; It's true cos they know what turns them on and stuff so they can guide their partner.
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Is it ture that women who pleasure themselves before actually having sex will be (excuse this way of putting it) better than women who just jump on a guy without having... explored..?
its so difficult to word things without getting immature
It's true to a certain extent.
It's true to the extent that women who have... explored... will be more aware of what... pushes their... buttons.
Also depends on whether the hymen is intact.
I feel like Deidre (From The Sun)
Locke.
22-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Firewire cover your eyes!
Arneldo
22-02-2009, 11:37 PM
Every time a human has, what can only be described as, filthy thoughts - a baby rabbit dies. Remember that.
Now, I'm gonna go say my prays and hope that the holy father will forgive me of all that I have done wrong.
LOL @ me and Lauren giving same answers.
GIRLS who get lots of sexual thrills are also the most likely to hit career and health highs, claims Britain's first orgasm coach.
Psychologist Lisa Turner, below, says the right type of orgasm will "massively increase your energy. "
Studies suggest that 28 per cent of women rarely, or never, achieve full orgasm, and many resort to faking it - as Meg Ryan did in that famous When Harry Met Sally scene.
But the real thing won't just help your sex life, Lisa says good orgasms also boost health and concentration and help women perform better at work.
She believes: "You will feel more vital, healthy, and energised."
Lisa, who offers lessons in love, says there are four different types of orgasm.
The clitoral orgasm "In the past it was not recognised that women needed clitoral stimulation in order to achieve orgasm.
Now this is commonly appreciated but often to the detriment to the other kinds of orgasms that women can achieve."
The Vaginal Orgasm "This type involves the “G” spot and other highly sensitive areas that are inside the vagina. These orgasms are very different and can be either more or less intense physically, but energetically they raise your energy rather than deplete it."
Multiple Orgasms "Where you stay at the height of sexual excitement such that you have a series of orgasms one after another. just like a string of pearls."
The Full Body Orgasm "These are rare in most women. Not because they are difficult to achieve. With the right training, and practice anyone can achieve a full body orgasm - including men.
These can go on for anything up to 30 minutes, although several minutes is more usual.
She says the most common block to ultimate enjoyment is past trauma, or an inability to let go.
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:42 PM
a 30 minute orgasm?
Aren't orgasms such a wonderful thing. I'll have one later, for mankind, for brotherhood, for Lauren.
Originally posted by Lauren
a 30 minute orgasm?
Without sounding crude.
It sounds epic.. LOL
Lauren
22-02-2009, 11:44 PM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Lauren
a 30 minute orgasm?
Without sounding crude.
It sounds epic.. LOL
I think I'd be scared after about 2 minutes. "What the hell is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....ppening to me!"
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Lauren
a 30 minute orgasm?
Without sounding crude.
It sounds epic.. LOL
I think I'd be scared after about 2 minutes. "What the hell is haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh....ppening to me!"
Lmao more like....
"Omg what the hell is haaaaaaaaaah, ah-ah-ah... ohh yeah right there... ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah it's happening.. ahhh!"
http://www.the-o-coach.com/
All you need to know. LOL
Tom4784
22-02-2009, 11:49 PM
Lauren and her facts are back baby! :hello:
LemonJam
22-02-2009, 11:50 PM
http://www.utilitarianism.com/jesus-christ.jpg
:nono:
Originally posted by LemonJam
http://www.utilitarianism.com/jesus-christ.jpg
:nono:
Oh pur-lease, Gretchen. You've probably killed 5 generations of sheep with all the tossing you do.
James, you love the idea of a Full Body Orgasm..
I once was climaxing and had to like kinda scrunch up my toes (it was so good) and I had toe cramp and then it went faaaaaiiiiiil.
30stone
22-02-2009, 11:57 PM
No sex before marrige for me.
Dirty people. :shocked:
Originally posted by 30stone
No sex before marrige for me.
Dirty people. :shocked:
Liar.
:lovedup:
Can songs during sex stimulate preformance?
Lauren
23-02-2009, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Can songs during sex stimulate preformance?
Not if you accidentally leave your media player on shuffle and goddamn Backstreet Boys starts playing.
:sad:
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Can songs during sex stimulate preformance?
I hear playing "Shaggy - It Wasn't Me" during sex makes you gush like a fountain.
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Can songs during sex stimulate preformance?
I hear playing "Shaggy - It Wasn't Me" during sex makes you gush like a fountain.
Woaha.
So can certain types of songs make you, (Austin Powers) More randy baby.
30stone
23-02-2009, 12:02 AM
Lol Jen i wont unless i come see you :kiss:
Also i did at the end of that lee evans xl tour 2005 have you heard the start menu music to that? its on loop every 3 minutes most annoying thing ever.
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Originally posted by Ross
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
Can songs during sex stimulate preformance?
I hear playing "Shaggy - It Wasn't Me" during sex makes you gush like a fountain.
Woaha.
So can certain types of songs make you, (Austin Powers) More randy baby.
Yes.
Trust me. It makes me a mess, but once you both... or all four of you get licking it up. It's good times.
Lauren
23-02-2009, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by 30stone
Also i did at the end of that lee evans xl tour 2005 have you heard the start menu music to that? its on loop every 3 minutes most annoying thing ever.
LMAO. I had Kath & Kim on once, and the episode finished so it went to the start menu for that, and it's just silence and then every 10 seconds a random catchphrase starts playing. I was close to lol'ing.
Tom4784
23-02-2009, 12:05 AM
I wonder How Harder Better Faster effects one's performance? :tongue:
We need to prevent young Firewire from reading this... he will lose his innocence.
30stone
23-02-2009, 12:06 AM
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by 30stone
Also i did at the end of that lee evans xl tour 2005 have you heard the start menu music to that? its on loop every 3 minutes most annoying thing ever.
LMAO. I had Kath & Kim on once, and the episode finished so it went to the start menu for that, and it's just silence and then every 10 seconds a random catchphrase starts playing. I was close to lol'ing.
lol aha that would be jokes, though it does get proper annoying with looped music it was like a real happy tune ill find it.
Firewire has killed 8 sheep already, I heard. Proper whackin 'em out like there's no tomorrow!
Tom4784
23-02-2009, 12:08 AM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
We need to prevent young Firewire from reading this... he will lose his innocence.
Haven't you been keeping up with Tibbenders? Christina set sail to that ship a LONG TIME ago!
:laugh:
Sorry Christina!
My ex was into rap when we were seeing eachother.
Imagine your first time with an Eminem wannabe and getting...Intimate to "Sing for the moment" leading into "Stan".
Tom4784
23-02-2009, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by JDIZZEL
My ex was into rap when we were seeing eachother.
Imagine your first time with an Eminem wannabe and getting...Intimate to "Sing for the moment" leading into "Stan".
How romantic, Screw the candle lit dinners and paris sign me upto that! :laugh:
You two are ruining my facts. Get out.
Many experts believe that masturbation is more prevalent in the teen years due to a strong fluctuation of hormones; masturbation alleviates the strain of this build up and is a necessary part of development.
Tom4784
23-02-2009, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Ross
You two are ruining my facts. Get out.
NEVER!!!!!!
Not while Mr Banana still humps! :banana:
Lose My Breath by Destiny's Child.
I'm saying no more.
Lauren
23-02-2009, 01:07 AM
Originally posted by Zee
Lose My Breath by Destiny's Child.
I'm saying no more.
omg, haven't heard that song in so long.
Listening now.
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Zee
Lose My Breath by Destiny's Child.
I'm saying no more.
omg, haven't heard that song in so long.
Listening now.
Dirty bitch. :hug:
A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen
Lauren
23-02-2009, 01:16 AM
Originally posted by Ross
A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen
"GET OUT, this ones mine boys"
Originally posted by Lauren
Originally posted by Ross
A dragonfly's penis has a shovel on the end that scoops out a rival male's semen
"GET OUT, this ones mine boys"
Lmao.
"*scoop-de-scoop*. hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to work I go!"
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