Speak GAY with Ukturtle!

[Benjamin]

Here you go Picto...

Lesson 1:
Greetings:

(All MUST be said in high pitched manner while waving hands erratically)

*Hiya darling
*Oh My god! No way!
*(high pitched scream that lasts 5 seconds. no more, no less)


Responses: (straight lingo - gay lingo)

* Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
* You don't like Britney spears! - Bitch scum, Britney is the Queen!

* Plese don't answer me back - Shut your face and know your place (followed by flicking of the hair and the eye glare)



lesson 2 tomorrow (includes what to say to ugly people, people with no dress sense and how to cuss another gay in a bitch fight):thumbs:


oh and as a class assignment we will be researching how to deal with unwanted trouser snakes (i.e. Ross' willy) :tongue:

[Conzors]

Woop =] x

Ty for that x

[Shaun]

This is so useful.

I might try and get an exchange student.

[andyman]

Hi yarrr!!!

[andyman]

German. American. Yiddish.

[xDramatick]

OH. MAI. GAWD.
*snaps fingers*
OH NO YOU DIDUN'T.


I'm the queen around here!

[arista]

German would be best.



Great Idea
like
Edu-UKTurtle-GayTalk Sessions


Hope it does not scare Marsh.

[Sod_James]

I do all that except for the high pitched scream cos i cant do it lol oterwise i probably would.

im fluent in Gay.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by ukturtle
* You don't like Britney spears! - Bitch scum, Britney is the Queen!

Man teaching gay lingo say whatttt?

[Jen]

This thread makes me uncomfortable.
Its so stereotypical... LOL

[Sod_James]

Originally posted by JDIZZEL
This thread makes me uncomfortable.
Its so stereotypical... LOL

Very true. but alot of peoples perception of gay guys is so stereotypical that i gave up ages ago and just go with it now.

[bronaaaa]

Oh My god! No way! Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
:cheer:

[*mazedsalv**]

:joker: Cheers for this!! You made my day Ukturtle!! :thumbs:

[Ross]

I love how my willy is in there somehow :spin:

[Benjamin]

Ha ha, I forgot about this.

Why did i start this? Shaun said something to me and somebody that triggered this....


I can't remember.


*Throws handbag down in hissy. Kicks expensive vase and screams so high pitched that only dogs and Kerry Katona can hear it.*

[Mikel]

Originally posted by ukturtle
*Throws handbag down in hissy. Kicks expensive vase and screams so high pitched that only dogs and Kerry Katona can hear it.*

We've all been there. :love:

[Fom]

Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by Fom
Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.


lol. I know. I think that was why I started this thread. It was so long ago though.

[x_eztiger_x]

wow

[GhettoSuperstar]

Originally posted by x_eztiger_x
wow

Precisely so.

[arista]

Originally posted by Fom
Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.


A Stage
with Fom in a Cage,
with 19 Queens walking round him.


That would make a Great Video.

[Benjamin]

Originally posted by arista
Originally posted by Fom
Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.


A Stage
with Fom in a Cage,
with 19 Queens walking round him.


That would make a Great Video.


Ha Ha. Poor Fom. That would be sheer hell. Even I would hate that!

[bronaaaa]

I love this thread..I actually practised out load LOL

[Shaun]

For once I like arista's thinking.