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Old 07-03-2009, 01:06 AM #1
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Lesson 1:
Greetings:

(All MUST be said in high pitched manner while waving hands erratically)

*Hiya darling
*Oh My god! No way!
*(high pitched scream that lasts 5 seconds. no more, no less)


Responses: (straight lingo - gay lingo)

* Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
* You don't like Britney spears! - Bitch scum, Britney is the Queen!

* Plese don't answer me back - Shut your face and know your place (followed by flicking of the hair and the eye glare)



lesson 2 tomorrow (includes what to say to ugly people, people with no dress sense and how to cuss another gay in a bitch fight)


oh and as a class assignment we will be researching how to deal with unwanted trouser snakes (i.e. Ross' willy)
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Woop =] x

Ty for that x
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This is so useful.

I might try and get an exchange student.
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German. American. Yiddish.
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OH. MAI. GAWD.
*snaps fingers*
OH NO YOU DIDUN'T.


I'm the queen around here!
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German would be best.



Great Idea
like
Edu-UKTurtle-GayTalk Sessions


Hope it does not scare Marsh.
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I do all that except for the high pitched scream cos i cant do it lol oterwise i probably would.

im fluent in Gay.
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* You don't like Britney spears! - Bitch scum, Britney is the Queen!
Man teaching gay lingo say whatttt?
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This thread makes me uncomfortable.
Its so stereotypical... LOL
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This thread makes me uncomfortable.
Its so stereotypical... LOL
Very true. but alot of peoples perception of gay guys is so stereotypical that i gave up ages ago and just go with it now.
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Oh My god! No way! Did you just insult my fashion sense? - Bitch please!
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Cheers for this!! You made my day Ukturtle!!
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I love how my willy is in there somehow
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Ha ha, I forgot about this.

Why did i start this? Shaun said something to me and somebody that triggered this....


I can't remember.


*Throws handbag down in hissy. Kicks expensive vase and screams so high pitched that only dogs and Kerry Katona can hear it.*
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*Throws handbag down in hissy. Kicks expensive vase and screams so high pitched that only dogs and Kerry Katona can hear it.*
We've all been there.
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Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.
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lol. I know. I think that was why I started this thread. It was so long ago though.
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Precisely so.
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A Stage
with Fom in a Cage,
with 19 Queens walking round him.


That would make a Great Video.
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Queens are possibly the most annoying thing on this planet. I hate gay acting gays.

A Stage
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with 19 Queens walking round him.


That would make a Great Video.

Ha Ha. Poor Fom. That would be sheer hell. Even I would hate that!
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I love this thread..I actually practised out load LOL
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