TiBBOaks / Flash!

[Shaun]

Rofl. "Best Young Actor" and "Best Disabled Actor" blates.

[Rory]

haha. I'm in it now! :tongue:

[Billy]

Originally posted by Picto
Rofl. "Best Young Actor" and "Best Disabled Actor" blates.

im not disabled :shocked:

[Shaun]

Did I forget to mention Billy in TiBBOaks is in a wheelchair? He's just like Zak's sister in the real thing.

[30stone]

I want a ninastar where can i get one, shes cute.

[Iceman]

Hope i take the pills!

[Firewire]

Great Episode Shaun.

[Annie]

Shaun this is awesome! Honestly!

I havent been on TiBB in a bit but this was the first thing I looked for when I came back! Its sooo amazing! I cant believe I am fighting with like everyone! Such a bad girl!

I hope I find a new love interest soon. Also you know how you are basing characters on real hollyoaks characters? Who am I?

Mwah!

Excellent though :D Keep it up

[Shaun]

I'm not basing anyone on real Hollyoaks characters haha - I think I said Billy was the disabled girl, as a joke lmao, but that's about it. I'll have to post a new episode soon, I have plans. >:)

[Annie]

*excited*

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks - Episode 10.
Opening Sequence:
As Charlotte Church's "Even God" plays in the background, a montage of a series of characters dressing for funerals is shown. All of them look sombre and sullen, and the final character to appear on camera is Sia. She is applying mascara and Zee walks in the room with Gemma.

Scene One:
Gemma: The cars are here.
Sia: Okay, I'll just be a minute.
Zee: Are you alright?
Sia: Yeah I'm fine, just...it's a sad day.
Zee: I know.
Gemma: Are you sure you don't want to go to Fom's memorial instead?
Sia: Don't be stupid - he tried to kill you. I'm going to pay my respects for Ben.
Gemma: Okay, well we're behind you all the way.
Sia smiles and the scene changes.

Scene Two:
At Fom's house, Doug and Tom are checking themselves in the mirror.
Tom: I'm still not happy with you not going to your brother's funeral.
Doug: It'd be a bit hard since I'm the one that killed him.
Tom: I know, but he's still your brother.
Doug: I never knew anything about him. I know absolutely nothing about my family; everything's shrouded in secrets. It sounds fab on paper, but I'd like to have someone to rely on for a change.
Tom: Well, I'm going to see you later then. Pass on my regards to Brona and the family.
Doug: I'm sure that'll comfort her.
He rolls his eyes and we again change scenes.

Scene Three:
At Nickyy's house, Baz is sat in an armchair wearing a black suit and navy tie. He is staring into space, when Nickyy enters.
Nickyy: Are you sure you're up for this?
Baz: I have to say goodbye to her. It's just...I'm scared the turnout won't be big, what with three funerals on the same day.
Nickyy: I know, we're spoilt for choice!
She winces with regret at what she's said.
Nickyy: Sorry, that came out wrong.
Baz: It's fine. Look, you don't have to come along if you don't want to.
Nickyy: No, I want to do this. You've been there for me when times have been hard and it's only fair I return the favour.
She hugs him tightly and we see him smiling at more than just friendship, again.

Scene Four:
Annie's dormitory. The girls, and Mark, are in a mess of hair straighteners and towels.
Mark: I think I'll go along to Linda's after all.
Annie: Why?
Mark: I know I didn't know her, but I saw her around, and she always had a fantastic handbag.
Lauren: That's great reasoning!
Mark: Oh shush, I didn't know Fom or Ben either. Though that Ben was a beefcake...
His eyes glaze over.
Princess: I'm going to Ben's, I think Brona needs all the support she can get.
Annie: Yeah, ditto.
Lauren: I imagine nobody's going to Fom's...
Mark: Can you blame them?
Lauren: I guess not.
She reaches over and pinches a pink lipstick from Annie's grasp.
Annie: Hey!

Scene Five:
In a local church, Tom walks in wearing a long brown overcoat, trying to hide from Kate. He takes a seat in the back pews, and notices there are only four other people there - Kate, supernoodles, Andy and a man we do not know. The vicar begins the ceremony, and we then switch between services whilst "Even God" plays overleaf once more. As the coffin of Ben's is lowered into the ground, the music fades.
Doug: Are you OK?
Brona: I guess...considering the circumstances.
Sia: So...to the wake, I guess.
Brona: ...yeah. I just...can't believe he's gone.
A tear rolls down her cheek and Doug puts his arm around her.

Scene Six:
At a wake, Nicky and Baz are talking to Christina and Daren. Nicky can't keep her eyes off of Daren and Sam walks over to the group.
Sam!: I'm so sorry for your loss, Baz.
Baz: Thanks...
Nickyy: So, Daren, what's it like teaching at TiBBOaks?
Daren: Uh, I guess it's OK. The kids can be a little out-of-hand sometimes, but that's to be expected.
Nickyy laughs a little too enthusiastically.
Nickyy: Oh I can imagine! I have a daughter of my own you see. Do you want to see a picture?
Daren: Uh, sure.
She downs a glass of champagne and fishes in her purse for a picture, whilst Sam takes Baz aside.
Sam!: She, uh...has she drunk a lot?
Baz: Yeah, I suppose she has. I'll take her home soon.
Nickyy drops her purse and spills some champagne on Daren.
Nickyy: Oh I am SO sorry! Let's take off that shirt, I'll get it dry cleaned.
Daren: No, that's fine.
Nickyy: No! You're wet! We can't be wet, it's a funeral!
She stumbles again and is now attracting a few disapproving looks.
Nickyy: What are you looking at?
Baz takes her to his car and drives her home.

Scene Seven:
At school, in a science laboratory,Firewire and Ruth*Star are talking about the upcoming Prom.
Firewire: My mum said she can get us a limousine for me, you, Madonna and his date!
Ruth*Star: That sounds great! I'm going to get my dress after school, you want to come?
Firewire: Sure!
MarkSpears and DamonJ walk in.
DamonJ: Ugh, get a room.
MarkSpears: Ew, cross-breeding.
Conzors walks in with another boy we don't know, and takes a seat. All of the students in the room exchange whispers about him.
Conzors: You all got something to say?
DamonJ: Uh oh, kitty's got claws.
Conzors: I don't know why YOU of all people are mocking me for being gay - all you do is perform Britney Spears dance routines and make bitchy comments.
MarkSpears: Yeah but he doesn't try to touch my penis, does he?
The class laughs as the teacher walks in.
Mr. Locke: So, bunsen burners out, and put your goggles on. We want to be careful around all these flames.
DamonJ: Did you say flamers, Sir?
The class snigger.

Scene Eight:
Daren and Sam! get home and Rory is sat in the living room, smoking.
Sam!: Yeah, she totally has the hots for you.
Daren: WHAT do you think you're doing?
Rory: Smoking? Mum lets me do it.
Daren: That's a lie.
Rory: Whatever. You can't stop me.
Daren: There's two of us and one of you. Sam! Go and grab that box of fags.
Sam! lunges at Rory and is suddenly on top of him, mounting him. He takes the cigarettes as Rory pushes him off, suddenly outraged.
Rory: You ****ing touched me! I'm telling mum!
Sam!: You what?
Rory: You were rubbing against me, that's sick.
Daren: Don't talk rubbish, if he really liked you he'd have rubbed so much harder.
Rory: Give me the cigarettes, or I'm telling mum he touched me.
Daren looks worried as he grudgingly chucks the cigarettes to him.

Scene Nine:
At school, the pupils are participating in a practical experiment. As Conzors lights his burner, DamonJ creeps up behind him and suddenly pushes over the flame. As Conzors' tie starts burning, Mr. Locke suddenly grabs DamonJ and drags him out of the classroom.
Mr. Locke Headmistress' office! NOW!
Conzors runs out of the room crying past the two of them, and out of the school building.

Scene Ten:
Baz is holding and supporting Nickyy as they enter his house, she still drunk. He puts her on the sofa and she rolls off it giggling. He pulls her up to her feet and looks in her eyes seriously.
Baz: You need to sober up.
Nickyy: You need to lighten up! Oh wait...weren't we at a funeral? Oh my god who died?
Baz sighs and goes to turn away when Nickyy suddenly kisses him. They embrace and nature takes its course.

Scene Eleven:
As Tom arrives home from the funeral, he brings Billy and Christina into Fom's house. Doug is at home, watching TV, and turns to the youngsters with a confused expression.
Tom: You said you didn't want any more secrets. Well, this is Billy, and this is Christina, and they're your younger half-siblings.
Christina: He's my brother!?
Doug: What? I know Christina! This doesn't make any sense! Who's their mother?
Tom: Linda was their mother.
Doug: So...you knew this, Christina?
Christina: Of course not, I've known Tom was my father for a while now, but not about Linda. I mean mum.
Tom: Billy, say hello.
Billy: Hi. Are we a happy family now?
He rolls his eyes and walks off upstairs.
Doug: Uh, where does he think he's going?
Tom: Ah, about the house. Fom didn't actually own this, well not 100% anyway. I gave him most of the deposit for it when he moved in. And since he's no longer with us, I think it's about time we moved in. Like you said, a family with no secrets.
Christina: I'm obviously not, I live on campus.
Tom: Yeah, but you'll still come over for dinner every weekend.
Christina: Fine.
Doug: So, this is it? No more secrets?
Tom: None.

Scene Twelve:
Outside Fom's house, the man from the funeral is using binoculars to spy inside the window. He is parked inside a car with an unknown woman.
Deirdre: Can we go now?
James: Yes. I've got what I came for.
They drive off.

Closing Sequence:
Rory walks into Daren's living room and blows a heavy puff of smoke into Sam!'s face. Sam! starts up and goes to hit him, but Daren grabs him and reminds him of his brother's blackmail. We then cut to Nickyy cuddling up to Baz in his bed, and he unashamedly shows how delighted he is with a huge grin. Finally, we cut to Conzors standing on the outside railings of a bridge. He looks down on the river below, and as the camera cuts to a view from behind the railing, we see him jump.

[Harry!]

OMG who would want to pick on Conzors?

[lily.]

Mark: I know I didn't know her, but I saw her around, and she always had a fantastic handbag. <----hahaha.. Thanks Mark.. at least someone misses me... *flounces off all dramatic-like*


Great eppy as usual Shaun.... Although I gotta say.. what a tangled web we all weave! Lemme get this straight.. I was married to Barry, who sh@gged Nicky on the day I got buried... and I had 2 kids (Billy & Christina) with Tom? Am I up to speed? For a dead character, I sure am complex! LoL

I can't believe you're killing Conzors off!!! This is as bad as S2 of Prison Break lol.. we lost someone every eppy! haha

Is it sad that I can't wait for the next eppy of TiBBOaks? LoL

[Shaun]

Who said Conor's dead? :tongue:

And yeah you're totally right :) Tom, married to Kate, who has dementia, led her to believe that the man who died in the first episode was her husband - whilst he was seeing you on the side. He fathered Billy and Christina with you, but Doug and Fom with Kate.

It is indeed complicated, but I like it that way :D

[Billy]

When do I kill someone.
Kidding (a)

[Tom4784]

Great episode, Rory's a right bastard in this aint he? :joker:

[Shaun]

I might make this a bit more dramatic and OTT, with random deaths and shags thrown in for good measure. I don't want to be still doing this in 4 months with stories about Madonna's troublesome adolescence.

[Shaun]

TiBBOaks - Episode 11
Opening Sequence:
"All The Young Dudes" by Mott the Hoople is playing as the camera slowly ascends the feet of four boys. They turn out to be Hugo, DamonJ, MarkSpears and another friend, called Riz. They are walking in a line, with a cocky swagger, wearing sunglasses. They approach a bridge on the walk home and they notice someone suddenly jumping off the edge. They immediately rush down the embankment to the riverside, and a small crowd gathers as the music fades.

Scene One:
Riz: Oh my God!
MarkSpears: Who is it? He looked young!
DamonJ: Aaaaaaaaaaah!
Hugo: Can anyone swim?
MarkSpears: You mean you can't?
Hugo: No, just...I'm not very good.
DamonJ: Make way for Damon, bitches.
He dives in and swims to the middle of the river, where Conzors is frustratingly trying to drown himself.
DamonJ: [turning to the others and shouting] It's Conzors!
Hugo: Ew, leave him there!
DamonJ drags him to the edge of the river regardless of his friend's advice, and pulls him out of the water.
Riz: Holy GaGa, why would you do something like that?
Conzors: I didn't want to be rescued! Leave me alone!
He runs off again.

Scene Two:
It is now early evening, and at Daren's flat, he and Sam are cuddled up on the sofa. Rory comes out of his bedroom wearing a shirt and gold chain, with some faded jeans.
Rory: I'm off out.
Daren: Uh, you're 15. No you're not.
Rory: I think you're forgetting what Sam did to me.
Sam!: Nothing happened, you twisted little ba-
Daren: Sam, babe, shush. Go ahead - go out then. But it's a Tuesday night, and you'll regret it in the morning when you're at school.
Rory: Meh, I'll have the day off.
He smiles patronisingly and slams the door behind him.
Sam!: We've got to do something about this.
Daren: It's only 2 weeks - besides, mum's given us way too much allowance for him. I fancy a Chinese, you in?
Sam! smiles and heads for the phone.

Scene Three:
At Sia's house, Gemma and Zee are stood at the door looking upset.
Sia: Well, I guess this is it.
Gemma: I know I said you should expand your horizons, but I wasn't expecting it so soon.
Zee: Are you sure you want to do this, Sia?
Sia: I've had enough of TiBBOaks for now - my career's going nowhere, I've had my share of trauma and I need to see more of the world. I'm going to miss you two so much though.
Zee: Come here, Sis.
They have a group hug, before a taxi blasts the horn outside.
Zee: Here, I'll carry your bags.
Sia: Thanks.
They approach the taxi and the driver puts the bags in the boot.
Sia: Gemma - I'll be on the phone to you every day with the latest goss, and I expect the same in return. Zee, make sure you take care of your little sister yeah?
Zee: [through tears] Yeah...
Sia climbs into the taxi and rolls down the window, waving to her siblings as the taxi drives off.

Scene Four:
At Iceman's bakery, Loukas has just returned home. Remy is playing video games in his bedroom, and Ash is still at the school working. As Loukas enters the living room, Iceman shuts the door and indicates him to sit down.
Loukas: What?
Iceman: You got anything you want to tell me?
Loukas: ...no?
Iceman: I'm so disappointed in you. Why can't you trust me?
Loukas: Can you please tell me what you're on about?
Iceman: THIS.
He throws the bag of pills onto the coffee table, and Loukas stares, open-mouthed in shock.
Loukas: Look, I can explain...
Iceman: I bet you can. Let me guess - you're looking after them for a friend.
Loukas: Yeah actually!
Iceman: I wasn't born yesterday. You've been acting increasingly erratic of late, coming home late, drunk, though in retrospect it was probably a lot more serious than a few Bacardi Breezers, right?
Loukas: You don't know anything about my life.
Iceman: I was a teenager once, I grew up in the 70s. I know a bit about drugs, believe me.
Loukas: Really? Did you take any?
Iceman: Nothing serious. But I had a best friend called Harry - he was training to be a surgeon. Anyway, we got really into the local music scene, which obviously was swimming with marijuana - that's where I stopped. But Harry, he got introduced to heroin.
Loukas: Woah, that's bad.
Iceman: That's not the worst of it. We were room-mates at college, when this was going on. One morning I came home from a night out with a few other friends, and as I came into the bedroom I found him on top of his bed, face down, pale as a ghost. He'd overdosed, Loukas.
Loukas: I don't know what to say...
Iceman: I do. If you've got any sense in you, you'll give this up immediately. I'll help you as much as you want, but I do not want to have to bury my son in my lifetime.
Loukas: I'm sorry Dad...
Iceman: It's OK. Let's just not tell mum about it.
Loukas: I wasn't planning to!

Scene Five:
Baz's house. He wakes up and finds Nickyy on his shoulder, obviously naked under the covers. She awakens slowly, and suddenly realises where she is. Jumping out of bed and hurriedly putting on her clothes, she rushes to the bathroom to be sick.
Baz: Are you okay?
Nickyy: Oh my...did we...oh god, this is bad.
Baz: What do you mean?
Nickyy: I have to go. I'll...bye.
She runs downstairs and we hear the front door slam.

Scene Six:
Annie's dormitory. Annie and Princess are out at a lecture, whilst Lauren sits on the sofa, hugging Ross. Mark opens the door for Christina, and lets her in.
Christina: Oh, hey, I didn't know you'd be here...
Ross: Hi...
Christina: [to Lauren] You will not believe the last few days I've had.
Lauren: Why? Spill.
Mark: Oh hey Mark, thanks for letting me in!
He pulls a face and rushes to take a seat next to Christina, eager for gossip.
Christina: Well, you know my dad?
Mark: Tom?
Christina: Yeah. Well, he's told me the other day that I have a little brother. Not only that, but that my Mum was...get this, Linda!
Lauren: No way!
Mark: This is so juicy!
Ross: Didn't she die recently?
Mark: Ugh, so behind.
Ross: I don't have daily catch-ups over margaritas.
Lauren: Sssh! Carry on, Chrissy.
Christina: Ew, don't call me that. Anyway, my little brother, I don't know if you know him. He goes to the high school nearby, he's called Billy.
Mark: Nope.
Lauren: No idea.
Christina: Yeah, so when Dad introduced me to him, he drove me to that Fom's place.
Ross: He died too!
Mark rolls his eyes.
Christina: Yeah, turns out that Fom and Doug are my half-brothers.
Lauren: No!
Mark: It's a small world after all.
Ross: So, you've just found out that your mum and half-brother are dead in the space of two days, as well as finding two other new brothers.
Christina: Pretty much. And now he wants us to all live together in Fom's old place.
Lauren: That'd be creepy.
Christina: I know. So I said I'd come over every now and then for dinner and that, but I'm not moving in.
Mark: Good for you, sister.
Lauren: Oh God, I need to get ready.
Ross: For what?
Lauren: Work, you silly!
Christina: Oh, did Andy give you the job?
Lauren: Yeah! It's only 4 days a week, but...it pays well!
She puts on a black shirt, part of the uniform, and begins applying make-up.
Mark: Well, I'm going to go meet Annie and Princess for drinks.
Christina: I'll come along!
Mark: Fab!
They gather their belongings, such as wallets and keys, and head out.
Ross: So, this fit new waitress, I heard she's available.
Lauren: Yeah, she's, uh...open, let's say.
Ross: That was a rubbish euphemism, but I love you anyway. I'll come in later for a drink or moral support. Good luck, babe.
He kisses her on the forehead and they leave the dormitory.

Scene Seven:
At Muse's house, Firewire is arranging things for the school Prom with his mum, when Hugo, DamonJ and MarkSpears enter. DamonJ is still dripping wet, and BigSister rushes to him with a towel.
BigSister: Oh, please take off your shoes, I've just cleaned the carpets!
Muse: What happened to you?
Hugo: Some nutter jumped in the river and Damon rescued him.
Firewire: Who was it?
Hugo: Just because it was attempted suicide, doesn't mean you have to stick your oar in.
Muse: What did you just say?
Hugo: Nothing.
Muse: I don't think so, that is not a joking matter young man. Now, Damon, go and get a shower before you catch pneumonia. Hugo can lend you some clothes to wear, can't you Hugo?
Hugo: Sure...
BigSister: Here's a towel!
She returns from the kitchen rather excitedly, and the 3 friends ascend the stairs, Damon going into the bathroom. Mark and Hugo go to Hugo's room, and put on some music channels.
MarkSpears: Ew, not The Script.
Hugo: So not hot.
They flick through channels and Hugo passes Mark a can of Lilt.
Hugo: So, why would he want to try to kill himself?
MarkSpears: Imagine being him. Wouldn't you do the same?
Hugo: I suppose. I just still can't believe he touched you up right here.
He looks down at the bed and shudders. DamonJ marches into the room, bare naked.
MarkSpears: Ew, put it away!
Hugo: You'll have someone's eye out!
DamonJ: Clothes, betch, and make them fabulous.
He puts a towel around his waist, whilst Hugo, still covering his eyes with his hand, rummages through his wardrobe.

Scene Eight:
At Daren's house, Sam is binning the remains of a takeaway, when Rory, evidently drunk, staggers through the front door.
Rory: I am sooo not able to stand up.
Daren: I bet mother would be proud. Go to your room, I'll bring in some water and paracetamol. You'll need them later.
Rory: You two been gaying it up I guess.
Sam!: Yeah, careful, your bedsheets are really messy now.
Rory: Ugh, gross.
Daren: He's joking.
Rory: Still sick.
Sam!: Wouldn't be sick if I was a girl, though, would it?
Rory: Well duh.
Daren: GO TO BED.
He shoves Rory in his room and shuts the door.

Scene Nine:
At Andy's club, Lauren is behind the bar with Matt. They are flirting innocently, making a few suggestive comments and the like. Ross walks in and kisses Lauren on the lips.
Ross: How's my girl's first shift then?
Lauren: It's quiet, but...that's a good thing I suppose. Oh, by the way, this is Matt.
Matt: Hey, you're her boyfriend right?
He says this whilst placing his hand on Lauren's shoulder.
Ross: Uh, yeah, nice to meet you.
Lauren: Matt's been showing me the ropes. I know how to make a Pina Colata now!
Matt: You're a wise student, my little protege.
She smiles and happens to flick her hair at the same time.
Ross: Can I have a word?
Lauren: Sure.
She waits for him to talk, when Ross looks at Matt as if asking him to go away.
Ross: Is he...you know, being a bit upfront with you?
Lauren: No! He's just being friendly.
Ross: Yeah, looked a bit more than friendly if you ask me.
Lauren: Oh don't be silly, you know I love you.
Ross: I know, just...stop being so, you know, touchy.
Lauren: I'M being touchy? You're one to talk!
Ross: That's not what I meant.
Lauren: Just go, will you? I'll talk to you later.
Matt: Is everything okay, here?
Ross: Yes it's fine, thanks, please butt out.
Lauren: Ross!
Matt: If you've got a problem with me-
Ross: You'll what?
Lauren: Just GO will you?
Ross: Fine. See you later.
He looks threateningly at Matt and leaves.
Lauren: I'm SO sorry, he's just very...you know, possessive.
Matt: That's fine, I don't mind. I'd be the same if you were my girlfriend.
She smiles politely and serves another customer.

Scene Ten:
At Tom's new house, Billy, Doug and Tom are sat at the dinner table eating fajitas and tacos.
Tom: So, one big family at last.
Billy: Yeah, great.
Doug: Hmm.
Tom: Well if that's going to be your attitudes, I think you can both have some extra guacamole.
He flings some at Billy's face with a spoon and Doug runs out of the room laughing.
Billy: For God's sake!
He storms out of the room
Doug: Oh dear...
Tom: Teenagers. Ah well, never mind. Oh by the way, catch!
He flings another spoon and it hits the wall, narrowly missing Doug. Doug laughs and throws back the spoon. As Tom goes to pick it up, he stops at the window.
Doug: Something wrong?
Tom: No, just, I thought I saw a ghost.
Doug: Oh?
Tom: Hmm.

Scene Eleven:
The camera immediately cuts to outside, where, in the same car, James is now sat on his own. He finishes taking a few photographs with a large Kodak, and places the camera down on top of a folder in the passenger's seat. The folder has a white sticker on the front, with the words 'Smith, Tom' on the front. He hurriedly drives off.

Closing Sequence:
As the camera cuts to a scene where Princess is smiling and kissing an unknown boy goodbye, Jamelia's "See It In A Boy's Eyes" plays. She turns to walk home when Mark is stood there, arms folded and eyebrow raised. We then cut to Nickyy's house, where Baz is knocking at the door. We see his eyes through the letterbox (c wot i did ther?) and there's no answer, as the camera spins to Nickyy sat on the stairs looking remorseful. Finally, we see Conzors walking down the local alleyway in the dark. Another man walks up to him, clearly offering drugs, and Conzors stops. Thinking for a moment, he decides to purchase some. The final camera shot is of Conzors' eyes as he looks up from what he's just purchased, and he hurries away into the darkness.

[Shaun]

Just realised I've now got the habit of calling Dezzy 'Muse'. Cumstain. :tongue:

[Tom4784]

Oooh good Eppy!

[Rory]

I wear a gold chain and I'm a complete drunk d**k in this? haha. More! :thumbs:

[xDramatick]

LMFAO.
Love Rory as my brother xD

Keep it up Shaun, these are amazing! :]

[Harry!]

Lol naked Damon!

[Princess]

Amazingggg. I really want to know who this guy is! Please let him be good :P

[lily.]

Originally posted by Princess
Amazingggg. I really want to know who this guy is! Please let him be good :P

It's probably someone from a famous boyband.. :wink:

[Princess]

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Princess
Amazingggg. I really want to know who this guy is! Please let him be good :P

It's probably someone from a famous boyband.. :wink:

I was actually secretly hoping that :laugh:

[Shaun]

If I'm honest, Princess, I haven't come up with someone to base him on :tongue:

[Princess]

Originally posted by Picto
If I'm honest, Princess, I haven't come up with someone to base him on :tongue:

OMFG! Let it be Jason Orange pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Fiction is the closer I'll ever get :laugh:

[Shaun]

Lmao, he's not on TiBB though :O

[Firewire]

Great ep. Shaun!

[Hugo]

Hugo: Just because it was attempted suicide, doesn't mean you have to stick your oar in.

LMAO.

[Shaun]

I'm going to put this to the forum - I'm finding this a little bit of a strain to write at the moment, and as far as soaps go; I'm not a fan. So I propose that I make this more of a mock-fantasy style series. I wouldn't be silly and include aliens, vampires and zombies, but perhaps cameo appearances from the Japanese Yakuza wouldn't go amiss.

What do you think? Because at the moment it's very similar to TiBBenders.

[MarkWaldorf]

It's creative writing Shaun, you're free to throw what ever nonsense in! :tongue: Me, Hugo and Damon telling an alien about himself<3

[Shaun]

Omg, I totally forgot to advertise GG in here. I'll have to do it soon :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL thanks! :joker:

I better be in good taste. :nono:

[Shaun]

TIBBOAKS REVAMP SHOCKER
Fans were left REELING last night after TiBBOaks creator, Shaun Collins, announced that he was abandoning the current format and gone for a fantasy element.
Perhaps we'll be seeing Christina flirting with Captain Spock, or maybe Fom, it turns out, is actually planning a zombie apocalypse.
The full statement was as follows:
A Note About TiBBOaks
Henceforth, TiBBOaks shall be renamed as "Flash". I didn't just look to something on my mantlepiece and happen to find a cleaning product, far from it. The series shall keep its current characters and the plot storylines that have happened thus far, but our creative department have decided to branch out and include some more fantastical and bizarre twists for future storylines.

[MarkWaldorf]

this news is bigger than the changing of the Skins cast ;O

[Shaun]

And yet...nobody else is commenting. THEY'VE ALL JOINED THE GOSSIP GIRL BANDWAGON, I BLAME YOU FOR MY DOWNFALL, MARK WALDORF.

[MrGaryy]

this better be better than Melrose Place was than BH90210.

[MarkWaldorf]

Originally posted by Picto
And yet...nobody else is commenting. THEY'VE ALL JOINED THE GOSSIP GIRL BANDWAGON, I BLAME YOU FOR MY DOWNFALL, MARK WALDORF.

http://i44.tinypic.com/2mn2ovl.gif

[MrGaryy]

blame Blair - she's our leader. :angel:

[Tom]

LOL I had no idea I'd even been written into this

I don't like how I'm old though :sad:

[lily.]

Originally posted by Tom
LOL I had no idea I'd even been written into this

I don't like how I'm old though :sad:

At least yer not dead lol

I think yer idea is great Shaun. It's your story.. do with it as you wish. :D

[MarkWaldorf]

Linda's quite alive on TiBB Gossip Girl D:

(shameless plug~)

[Tom]

Originally posted by lili
Originally posted by Tom
LOL I had no idea I'd even been written into this

I don't like how I'm old though :sad:

At least yer not dead lol

I think yer idea is great Shaun. It's your story.. do with it as you wish. :D

... yet

I've just seen a ghost and now the series has gone all paranormal, so lets see :joker:

[lily.]

lol... good point Tom.

Mark, I'm currently reading your thread... I'm multi-tabbing.. :P

[MarkWaldorf]

:lovedup::lovedup:

[Shaun]

Flash! - Aaaaah!

Scene One:
It's a cold, wet, Tuesday morning and the rain is pouring as Princess stirs in her bed. She takes one look at the weather and groans, but pulls herself out of bed anyway. Walking into the kitchen, Mark is being spit-roasted by two Vietnamese immigrants. She drops her cup in shock.
Princess: What on EARTH is going on!?
Mark: Oh, this is Kim and Lee.
Princess: That's not exactly what was confusing me.
Lauren: Oh for god's sake! Cut!
Lauren appears from behind a curtain and Annie turns off a camcorder. As she throws her beret onto the floor in frustration, Lauren grabs a bottle of baby oil and hands it to Kim.
Lauren: Get oiled up again, we need a glossy sheen.
Kim: Yes, Miss Lauren.
Princess: Can someone please explain!
Annie: Right, money's a bit tight at the moment. So we thought 'what's the biggest industry you can set up without leaving the home?' and the answer's obvious: porn. So we put some ads in the local paper, looking for 'exotic models', and got a contract with some leading website.
Princess: You could have warned me.
Mark: Can we hurry up? Lee's only got a semi, now.
Princess: Ugh!
She rushes to get dressed and slams her bedroom door.

Scene Two:
As a bus drives past with a poster for 'Gossip Girl - coming soon', Hugo, MarkWaldorf and DamonJ are stood outside the school gates. Whilst Hugo files his nails, MarkWaldorf and DamonJ are exchanging songs over bluetooth.
Hugo: Oh my actual God.
DamonJ: I know, that show looks so hot.
Hugo: Back on Friday! I can't wait!
As Hugo and Damon jump excitedly, an explosion is heard from inside the school.
MarkWaldorf: OH EM GEE.
DamonJ: My hair!
Hugo: No, it's fine, let's go!
They rush into 3 phonebooths across the road, and three different colours of light bursts from within them. In Hugo's, purple. In MarkWaldorf's, red. In DamonJ's, blue. They emerge wearing PVC jumpsuits of the same colours, with corresponding eye-masks. On their backs are the words "If You Seek..." followed by their names.
DamonJ: Let's kick some ass.

Scene Three:
Inside the library of the school, burning debris is littering the general fiction section. Whilst students loot the stationery cupboard, we hear the cries of a pupil caught underneath a fallen bookcase.
Madonna: Help! Help!
Three boys burst through the library doors and assess the situation.
Hugo: Oh god, do we have to?
MarkWaldorf: Rule #1 of the Spearsians: be heroic.
DamonJ: But he's a Madgite.
MarkWaldorf: He's young and naive, he'll learn one day that Madonna is old news. Damon, extinguish the flames with your Blackout.
DamonJ takes a gadget from his tool-belt and places it on the floor. Pressing a button, "Hot As Ice" begins playing, and a jet of water is fired from the device. As the Spearsians dance in unison, the fires are slowly ebbed away.
Hugo: Excellent.
MarkWaldorf: Hugo, lift the rubble with your super-strength.
As "Stronger" begins playing from nowhere in particular, Hugo lifts whole concrete slabs with ease. MarkWaldorf and DamonJ begin dancing with chairs, à la the music video, and Madonna finally pulls himself to his feet.
Madonna: Wow, thank you so much. Who are you guys?
MarkWaldorf: We're the Spearsians, and we fight for justice. Now be gone with you, young child, and stop wearing purple leotards.
Hugo: They're SO 2005.

Scene Four:
As emergency services gather outside the school, headmistress Ash runs to the Police to inform them of the situation.
Ash: The explosion seems to have come from the canteen. All students were present inside the building at the time, which was during our second lesson. We've checked our registers and there are 14 students absent, who we're in the process of tracking down at home to be sure. We're also trying to get them to the rendez-vous point for a headcount, but I fear there are people still trapped inside.
Andyman: Very well. Do you have any idea how the blaze started?
Ash: No, I was in my office when I heard a loud bang. The whole building shook.
Andyman: I see, well, stay around please, we'll inform you of wha-
He's interrupted as three costumed boys fly out of the front entrance, leaving a glittery, light residue behind them à la the Powerpuff Girls.
Andyman: What the-?!
Ash: My God!
Billy: Who are they!?
Picto: They're flying!
Ruth*Star: Beautiful...

Scene Five:
At home, Tom is watching the news channel, where a news-team have arrived on the scene. He turns up the volume, and Doug walks into the room.
Doug: Oh no!
Tom: I need to get there fast, Billy might be...
Doug: I'm sure he's fine, dad. I'll drive you there.
They run to the car and drive off without haste.

Scene Six:
A scene of Elmo being tortured with some electrodes and two clamps is randomly thrown in here.

Scene Seven:
In the school canteen, the kitchen is ground-zero. The walls have been blown away, and what remains of them are black and smoking. The camera pans around to the seating area, where the ceiling has caved in. A few dinnerladies are huddled under a bench for safety, screaming for help, whilst a student emerges from underneath another. He slowly crawls for the door.
Riz: This can't be happening.
He appears to have ash on his face, and a few cuts and burns, but is otherwise not injured. He climbs to his feet but is immediately aware of the smoke fumes filling the room. He gets back on his knees and crawls for the emergency exit. Suddenly, a megaphone-loudened voice is head from the adjacent library.
Unknown Terrorist#1: We have attached a series of explosives throughout the school and will continue to detonate them unless the following demands are met.
Unknown Terrorist#2: Firstly, all students, staff and outside members of public are to remain exactly where they are. If we see any traces of movement, we shall detonate the next bomb at random.
Unknown Terrorist#1: Secondly, a sum of £500,000 must be delivered, in cash, by an unarmed person to Fom's Lemon Emporium by midnight tonight. Failure to comply shall result in all bombs being deto-
He is unable to finish this demand, and suddenly screams in terror. Over the megaphone we hear a strange animal-like sound, clearly mauling the terrorists. Gruesome noises are finally followed by complete silence.

Scene Eight:
At MarkWaldorf's hero headquarters, he and his two friends are sat in an ultra-modern, chic lounge. They are sipping glasses of soda water, whilst news footage of the explosion continues on their plasma television.
Hugo: We were seen.
MarkWaldorf: I know, that's why we can't go back and help the others. We can't risk having our identities exposed.
DamonJ: The school are going to know that we're not present..
Hugo: Oh ****, yeah!
MarkWaldorf: Right, fly home immediately. We'll just pretend to be ill, the school will probably phone our parents soon. Alter your bodies to make it look convincing to your parents. We'll meet again tomorrow - I doubt school will still be running then.
Hugo and Damon fly off towards home at light speed, so as to avoid being spotted in the skies.

Scene Nine:
At Annie's dormitory, she, Lauren, Ross, Mark and the two Vietnamese men are now all fully-dressed and celebrating a finished version of their pornographic film. Lauren's phone rings.
Lauren: Hello?
Matt: Where are you? Your shift started five minutes ago.
Lauren: Oh god! I forgot! I'll be there ASAP!
She hangs up and rushes to put on her uniform.
Mark: Oh lordy, it's code red. Annie, get her lipstick! Kim, Lee...look pretty! Ross, her shoes! NO NOT THE STILETTOS!
Ross: WHICH ONES THEN?
Mark: THE PUMPS, ROSS, MY GOD THE PUMPS!
Annie: THE LIPSTICK HAS SNAPPED!
Mark screams and throws the shoes at a mirror, smashing it. Suddenly, a purple ray of light is seen flashing by the window, and he bursts through the front door.
Hugo: Here, use mine!
He flies straight back out again, leaving the students in a state of shock.

Scene Ten:
At the school, Andyman is briefing a gathered crowd with a prepared press statement.
Andyman: At roughly 11am this morning, a planted bomb in the school canteen exploded, leaving extensive damage to the whole east building. After communications with the terrorists, it became clear that there were other devices situated in the building. A bomb disposal squad has since scanned the building, disarming all devices.
However, it has also become clear that someone, or something has brutally killed the perpetrators of this act of terrorism. All men found in the library were dead, the cause of which is still unknown. We shall issue another statement once we know more of the situation.
As a crowd of journalists and anxious parents begin shouting at him, he jumps into a helicopter and flies away.

To be continued...

IT'S ****ING FABULOUS.

[MarkWaldorf]

PMSL :lovedup:

[Hugo]

ROFL
:love:

[Shaun]

I don't know what took over me when I came up with the Vietnamese spit-roast, but hopefully there'll be more to come in future parts.

[Hugo]

Originally posted by Picto
I don't know what took over me when I came up with the Vietnamese spit-roast, but hopefully there'll be more to come in future parts.

LOL.
That was so funny.
:laugh3:

[Tom4784]

The Spearsians!!! I loved the Mark Bitch fit.

[andyman]

Good revamp, like it so far.. :thumbs:

[Iceman]

This is so *********g funny man, the spearsians!:cheer::cheer:

[30stone]

Lol ahaa this is quality.

Coming back from the dead since there has been a re vamp?

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Lol ahaa this is quality.

Coming back from the dead since there has been a re vamp?

Maybe you could come back as a vamp that kills evryone??????:joker:

[30stone]

Originally posted by Iceman
Originally posted by Robin-Van-Perfect
Lol ahaa this is quality.

Coming back from the dead since there has been a re vamp?

Maybe you could come back as a vamp that kills evryone??????:joker:

Thats a dream:lovedup:

[Harry!]

Yey me being trapped under a bookcase and being saved by the Spearsians, My hero!

[Princess]

Right so if all the old storylines are gone I can just pretend my mystery man was Jason,right perfect :P

Loving this!

[Shaun]

Flash!
Part II

We last saw andyman delivering a press statement about the attacks on TiBBOaks school, before flying off by helicopter. We have also discovered 3 masked crusaders; Hugo, DamonJ and MarkWaldorf, whose alter egos boast an impressive array of super-powers. And who, or what, is on the loose around the town, already brutally claiming the lives of the terrorists? Let's find out...

Scene I:
As the journalists wander off to their vans and Blackberrys, Ash is left stood in the middle of the road and looking hopelessly at the TiBBOaks wreck. Whilst the West building stood alive and undisturbed, the building to the east looked utter chaos. Ambulances were now whirring past her as she tried to gain composure, but as hard as she tried, her fears for the children, especially her two sons Loukas and Rémy, were overwhelming. One student runs up to her in a wave of ash and sweltering heat.
Billy: Mrs. Ash! Come quick! It's Loukas!
Her face turned immediately to grief as she ran after Billy, fearing the worst. He took her to an ambulance across the road, where her son was lying on a stretcher. His face was covered in scars and burns, and a thermal blanket was placed on top of his body. He had an oxygen mask over his mouth, and a paramedic turned to Ash.
UKTurtle: Is this your son?
Ash: Yes! Please tell me he's OK, oh god please let him be OK!
UKTurtle: For now he's fine, but he's inhaled a lot of carbon monoxide - we need to get him to the hospital for treatment. I don't wish to alarm you, as his situation is not critical, but we cannot guarantee his safety unless we act fast. Please get in.
Ash: I can't, I have to keep watch on the scene - I'm the headmistress, you see.
Another boy runs up to them and leaps into Ash's arms.
Rémy: Is Loukas OK?
Ash: He's alright for now, dear, but I need you to do something for me. Go with this paramedic to the hospital, and once you get there, wait in the waiting room. I'll phone your father and he'll get there as soon as he can. Understood?
She delivered this with a surprising air of calm about her.
Rémy: Yes, mum.
He leaped into the back of the vehicle and it raced off to the hospital.

Scene II:
In a helicopter, Andyman is sat opposite another uniformed officer we do not know. They are both smiling.
Andyman: Do you think we'll be found out?
Aint_mad_atcha (AMA): Of course not. The terrorist voices were pretty convincing.
Andyman: Indeed they were. And now with stories of a beast on the loose, the town should be engulfed with fear come the 6 o clock news.
AMA: The plans are all falling into place.
They high-five.

Scene III:
At Dezzy's house, BigSister runs into Hugo's room.
BigSister: Have you seen the news?
Hugo: No, what?
BigSister: It's the school! It's been blown up!
Hugo: No way!
She runs and puts the television on, and Hugo feigns shock, in an attempt to deceive his mother.
BigSister: I'm so glad you didn't go in today, but I'm so worried about Firewire.
Hugo: I'm sure he'll be fine, Mum.
Dezzy walks in and hugs his wife.
Dezzy: Right, it's no good us being sat here and waiting for news, when we could be helping out.
Hugo: I'll get dressed.
Dezzy: BigSister, you stay here in case Firewire comes home.
As Hugo and Dezzy head for the door, a young boy bursts through it.
Madonna: Oh gosh! The school!
Dezzy: Have you seen Firewire?
Madonna: No! Oh god! But I saw these 3 superheros! And there was a Ray of Light!
Hugo: What?
Madonna: I was stuck under a bookshelf, and they rescued me! They were dancing to Britney Spears!
Dezzy: Poor lad must be concussed.
Hugo: Hmm.
They all run off to Dezzy's car.
Madonna: I'm serious! All the people there saw them fly out of the building.
Dezzy: There's no time for this.
They drive off.

Scene IV:
At Tom/Fom's house, the owners and family have left to go and help all they can at the bomb-site. We see James at the back-door, who slowly and carefully picks the lock. He goes into the house and takes the sugar-bowl. He adds a strange white powder to the bowl and mixes it in, leaving it unsuspicious. He makes a hasty exit.

Scene V:
At Satisfaction's flat, Sam! is watching news footage. Satisfaction has just stepped out the shower, and Rory is heading in for one.
Sam!: Have you seen this?
Daren: What? Oh my-
Sam!: Thank God you weren't there. Why aren't you, by the way?
Daren: No lessons until this afternoon. Rory, why aren't you there?
Rory: Don't have to go.
Daren: Yes you do, you little ****.
Rory: Whatever, you aren't the boss of me.

Scene VI:
Back at the school, it is now mid-afternoon, roughly 2pm. All of the fires have been extinguished but there is still a lot of debris and rumours of students still trapped inside the collapsed building. There have been confirmed deaths of two dinner staff, and one student, but there are still 15 people missing. A paramedic walks up to Ash.
GiRTh: Ma'am, I think you need to see this.
Ash: Oh no, what is it?
He leads her to an ambulance stationed nearby, and there is a body covered by a long cloth. He lifts up the cloth to reveal an ashened face, and asks
GiRTh: Do you know this man?
Ash: Yes, that's...that's Mr. Locke. He's a science teacher of ours.
GiRTh: He was found crushed in the library, the cause of death was likely a blow to the head or smoke inhalation. We'll obviously know once he takes a post-mortem.
Ash: Thanks for letting me know.
She walks away from the scene and puts her head in her hands. Just as she's about to let it all out and cry, another pupil rushes up to her.
Ruth*Star: Miss! I haven't seen Firewire!
Ash: I know, he's one of the 15 missing.
Ruth*Star: Who else is missing?
Ash: I don't want to alarm you with the details.
Ruth*Star: I'm 16!
Ash: I know. But..oh well, there's 4 of the dinner-staff, 2 other members of staff, and the others are all pupils. I'm not going to say who as that is my prerogative.
Ruth*Star: 10 pupils! Oh no!
Ash: Ruth, go and let your parents know you're okay. Phone home immediately.
Ruth*Star: Yes, Miss.

Scene VII:
Dezzy's car pulls up on the scene and he, and the two boys, jump out and run up to Doug and Tom, who are pulling rubble from the collapsed building.
Madonna: We've only got 4 minutes to save the world!
Tom: Uh, right.
Dezzy: How can we help?
Doug: Just lift things! We're looking for 15 people!
Hugo: 15!?
A boy runs up to Tom and hugs him.
Billy: Dad!
Tom: Oh thank the lord!
Doug: I think I've found someone!
As the group turns to him, he throws a brick to the side, revealing a bloody hand underneath a pile of shelves and books. The hand belongs to a young boy, and Dezzy frantically rushes to help clear the area.
Hugo: Be careful, Dad!
Just then, a helicopter lands nearby, blowing soot and ash everywhere. Out of it steps DC Kaz, accompanied by Andyman.
DC Kaz: What's the situation?
Ash rushes up to her.
Ash: 15 still missing! 3 confirmed deaths so far - 2 members of staff and one pupil. Names are David Locke, Amanda Meaden and Olivia Regan.
Madonna breathes a sigh of relief.
Hugo: Olivia Regan? Wasn't she the fat one with ginger hair?
The group look upon him with a frown.
Hugo: Sorry. But she was really fat.
Dezzy: I've got him!
He pulls the boy out from the wreckage and we immediately see it is Firewire. Dezzy lets out a cry and checks for signs of life, seemingly finding a pulse as he rejoices.
Dezzy: He's alive! Someone help!
A stretcher is rushed over to him.
UKTurtle: He needs to get to hospital. Are you related?
Dezzy: Yes, I'm his father.
UKTurtle: Come with me.
Dezzy: Okay. Hugo, be careful. Help all you can, but don't get yourself in danger.
Hugo: Sure thing.

Scene VIII:
At Andy's bar, Lauren is nearing the end of her afternoon shift. She looks at the clock longingly.
Andy: Don't think you're going any time soon - you were half an hour late, and you're going to make up for it with overtime.
Lauren: Fine...
Matt looks at her and pulls a mocking face aimed behind Andy's back. She laughs.
Andy: Something funny?
Lauren: No, just...I remembered something that happened this morning.
Andy: That's nice. Now if you're finished with your own little world, the shot glasses need cleaning.
Lauren: Sure thing.

Scene IX:
A random scene of Arnold Schwarzenegger shooting into the forest is inserted here.

Scene X:
At MarkWaldorf's headquarters, he and DamonJ are looking at a plasma screen showing a radar positioning of Hugo's location. They see his light suddenly flash purple, indicating he has changed into his costume.
DamonJ: Oh no.
MarkWaldorf: Well if he's outing us, we might as well make it a group effort.
DamonJ: Skank would want to steal the spotlight.
MarkWaldorf: Quite.
They run into adjacent booths, and the familiar flashes of light are seen. They emerge in costume, and fly off outside.

Scene XI:
Andyman is alone in some rubble, and is placing some materials on the floor of where he staged the terrorist hijacking. It appears to be some form of false evidence, including ammunition, blueprints for the attacks and some bloody remains of human corpses.
Andyman: It's dirty work, but someone's got to do it.

To be continued...

[DamonJ]

LOL @ me & Mark.
loves etttt

[Harry!]

OMG this is so good! Well done you!

[Shaun]

ahem.

[andyman]

... Bad guys always the best, and in real life they win and get the girl.


Good stuff Shaun... Blockbuster in the making!

[Shaun]

3 comments. THREE!? IS THAT IT?!

If you think I'm satisfied with that, then I'm going to kill you all off next episode.

:]

[Lewis.]

I Love it. But not in it so you couldn't kill me anyway ;)

[Shaun]

Lmao, I'm prepared to make an ultra-short scene that would go like this :tongue:

Scene IV:
A boy walks into the room.
Lewis:): Ohay.
An arrow is suddenly fired from somewhere nearby, puncturing him in the eye. He falls to the floor and dies.
Mark: Oi! My ****ing carpet!

:D

[Princess]

ITS AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGG

There you go :tongue:

[MarkWaldorf]

LOL it's like some 80's BBC Sci Fi show gone wrong. But I love it! :tongue:

[Locke.]

Mr. Locke is the best character.

[Iceman]

Poor Lewis hahahaha! I like the Spearsians they're funny and andyman being evil!

[Lewis.]

My Scene has to be a historic moment. A Moments silence please

[Iceman]

Can i whistle during your moments silence:joker: only kidding lewis i'll go to your funeral

[30stone]

Originally posted by Lewis:)
I Love it. But not in it so you couldn't kill me anyway ;)

Same.

And its quality. I have been reading every episode form the start Btw :spin2:


Funny Hugo Stating a girl was fat after she had just died.. :laugh2:

[Lewis.]

No. You're not even invited.


Joke. :D You can come

[Shaun]

I wept a little when I killed you off, David. You were my favourite recurring character :sad:

It's actually quite sad that I remember all characters and scenes from the top of my head.

There's DC Kaz, PC Andyman and AMA, Nurse Sunny, UKTurtle and GiRTh the paramedics...

[Iceman]

Ive read every episode, I think maybe you should do a summary thread that has them all back to back!

[Shaun]

Hmm, maybe in the future. I'll post a recap thread with the basics of plot details soon, though.

[Iceman]

^^^Cool! Oh and what episode are we on now im all confused?

[Shaun]

Flash!

Opening Sequence:
As JoJo's "Too Little Too Late" plays, it's the morning after the bomb attacks. The dust is literally settling on TiBBOaks, and there's a haze on the camera as a ghost appears. It emerges that the ghost is that of Mr. Locke, the science teacher who died in the explosion. The surroundings suddenly blur and we are taken to his penthouse apartment. Inside, his wife and son are walking around the kitchen cooking. He walks up to them talking to them, but they fail to see him. He grows impatient and scared, and increasingly frustrated.
Locke: Hello!? I'm right here!
Waters: Mum, pass the bacon please.
Twilight: Here, dear.
He adds this to a frying pan and gently turns it, whilst also cooking eggs. There's a knock on the door and Twilight goes to answer it.
Twilight: Hello?
Andyman: Mrs. Locke?
Twilight: Yes, how can I help?
Andyman: Uh, can I come in please? I have some...difficult news to break.
Waters: Who is it Mum?
Andyman: I'm PC Andyman, I'm with the Forum Police. Have you been watching the news at all?
Waters: No...
Twilight: No, why?
Andyman: Yesterday there was a terrorist attack at the TiBBOaks school.
Twilight: Oh no, oh God please don't...
The camera pans round to Locke's face and it begins to dawn on him what has happened. The surroundings begin to blur again and we are transported, with Locke, to somewhere else.

Scene II:
The camera regains focus at TiBBOaks. In the library, Locke is supervising a few students over their science coursework, recommending some books to research from. He goes to the librarian and talks with her for a while.
Locke: Is it OK if Rizwan here takes out this for an extended period? It's for some coursework.
Serensilver: Of course. Just put your name he-
Suddenly there's a huge explosion and the librarian is thrown to the floor. The camera loses focus again and we get the familiar sensation of being transported elsewhere.

Scene III:
Back at Locke's house, the news has been broken to Twilight and Waters. They sit, grief-stricken, lost for words. A tear rolls down Twilight's cheek and Waters hugs her.
Andyman: I'm very sorry for your loss. He was an ambassador to the community, and a fine teacher. He even taught me when I went there.
Twilight: I just...I don't know what to say. Was it sudden?
Andyman: I'm sure he didn't suffer.
Twilight: Oh...was there anyone else hurt?
Andyman: Yes, 3 students and 2 dinner staff also lost their lives, and there are several others in critical condition, not to mention the others with minor injuries.
Waters: That's awful...
Andyman: We found this in your father's locker at the school, we have reason to believe he intended to bring it home.
He takes something out of a small rucksack and places it on the table. It appears to be a snowglobe, with a small replica of the Leaning Tower of Pisa inside. As soon as she sees it, Twilight bursts into tears.
Waters: That's...we got that on a trip to Italy last year.
Andyman: I see. Well-
We are unable to hear the rest of this conversation, as the scene begins to change again.

Scene IV:
We are taken to a flashback during the attacks at the school. Serensilver, the librarian, has slowly regained consciousness, but is trapped underneath her desk and large pieces of rubble. She cries for help and a hand suddenly begins scrambling for the rubble off her.
Locke: Keep calm, I'll get you free.
Serensilver: Oh thank God! What's happened!?
Locke: I'm not sure, there's been a blast of some form. Perhaps it was the gas tank...
He heaves a large slab of ceiling tiling off her, and she gratefully gets to her feet.
Serensilver: Thank you so much!
She runs for the door, escorting a few students outside of the building as she does so. The scene begins to change again.

Scene V:
At Locke's house, Andyman has said his goodbyes and the door closes behind him. Twilight turns to Waters and is silent, with an air of surprising composure about her. She goes to the table and picks up the snowglobe. Locke walks up to her and puts his hand on the top of the globe, and a little of the insides begins to shake.
Twilight: I remember this trip like it was yesterday.
Waters: Dad bumped into that guy on the moped, and he shouted at us for, like, ever.
Twilight: Haha yes. And then he bought us all ice creams and we sat by the fountains.
They look down in sombre reflection, and she places the snowglobe on a shelf. The snow inside is still blowing around. As the camera zooms in on the Tower of Pisa, the shot blurs again.

Scene VI:
The blurred tower of Pisa now regains focus as a column sticking out of the ground. Smoke is now filling the library, and Locke has his hand over his face as he tries to familiarise himself with the surroundings. He hears cries for help nearby, and turns round to see a student stuck under some bookshelves. He rushes forward when suddenly three different flashes of light burst into the room, knocking him over. They appear to be three masked, costumed heroes - the names on the backs of their jumpsuits were "Blair" (who wore red), "Marissa" (who wore purple) and "Regina" (who wore blue). Locke rubs his eyes in disbelief as they begin dancing and using superpowers to Britney Spears songs, and he holds his hands against his ears, clearly not enjoying the music. The heroes suddenly fly off, and Madonna is set free.
Madonna: Did you see that!?
Locke: Yes. Run for safety, quickly!
Madonna runs off. Locke turns to another trapped boy, Rizwan.
Rizwan: Oh, Sir, help! My leg is trapped!
Locke: Ok, hold still for a moment. We don't want to put any unnecessary pressure on your leg in case it's injured.
Rizwan: Quickly!
Locke lifts off the debris with a slight struggle, and Rizwan seems to be able to move his leg without discomfort. As he is helped to his feet by Locke, there is a tremor inside the building. Rizwan suddenly runs for the door, and parts of the ceiling fall on top of Locke. This appears to be what caused his death. The ghost-Locke looks down upon the heap of rubble and sees his own body underneath. There is a tear in his eye, and he places a cloth over his body's face.

Closing Sequence:
As the gospel choir from Mika's "Happy Ending" begin to sing the lines 'little bit of love', we are now in the present day. Outside what remains of TiBBOaks school, a congregation has gathered. They are wearing black, and are each bearing gifts and tributes for those lost. As they lay their flowers, the camera focuses on Madonna. He steps forward and places a white lily on top of a wreath. Next, Serensilver steps forward, wearing a black veil. She weeps a little, as she lays a red rose next to the lily. Finally, Waters and Twilight step forward together and place the snowglobe in the middle of the wreath. The final shot is of the mini snow-storm inside the globe, and the music comes to a crescendo, fading as the credits roll.

[Lewis.]

Ermm... Very good, But where is my Scene?

Rofl. Mine is the best. ;)

[Shaun]

Haha your death scene wasn't serious :tongue: I'll write you in soon :p

[Harry!]

That is great! Keep it up!

[30stone]

Ahh i liked how you doe that it was good.


Locke was a true Hero..

[Shaun]

That he was, Ben. That he was.

Riz and Serensilver wouldn't be alive without him.

[andyman]

That andyman is my fave..

Great show. :dance2:

[Locke.]

What a great person I was, I will be sadly missed by many I'm sure. :sad:

[Annie]

Whoo loving it :D

Love my pornstar-ness

[Iceman]

Originally posted by Picto
Haha your death scene wasn't serious :tongue: I'll write you in soon :p

He's alive!:shocked::shocked:

[Shaun]

Flash! - Episode 16

Opening Sequence:
A week has passed since the explosions at TiBBOaks Elementary. The dead have been buried and mourned, and the clean-up operation is in effect. The school has called in an early Easter Holiday to cover for the loss of school hours given to its students. As "Use Somebody" by the Kings of Leon plays, we first see PC Andyman. He is adjusting the badge on his lapel, and is looking at the mirror on the inside of his locker. As DC Kaz looks over at him, frowning, he looks down and walks out. We then cut to Daren's flat, where he's sat at breakfast with his brother. Rory plays with his now-mushy cereal with a bored expression, when Sam! enters. He throws the post on the kitchen table and kisses Daren on the forehead, to which Rory pulls an exaggerated face. Finally, we cut to Princess' room in the dormitory, as the music fades.

Scene One:
Princess: Morning, sleepy-head.
She pulls back the duvet and we see her new boyfriend in an unsuitable state of undress.
Zee: Ugh, not morning already?
Princess: I'm afraid so.
Zee: Fiiine.
The door opens on them both and Mark walks in.
Mark: Haha, you should know by now to keep this thing locked. Morning Zee. I see something's wide awake, even if you aren't!
Zee: Huh?
He looks down.
Zee: Aaaah! Get out!

Scene Two:
Back at Daren's flat, Rory is making plans to go out with a few friends.
Rory: Yeah, I'll meet you by the juice bar in about...15? Okay. See you then.
He hangs up.
Daren: You going to be out for the day?
Rory: Yeah. Problem?
Daren: No...in fact I'd like the place to me and Sam! ourselves...
He winks at Sam! who returns the gesture.
Rory: Right. Well, don't wait up for me. I'll be round Picto's.
He walks out the door and slams it, whilst Sam! winces at the sudden noise.

Scene Three:
At the juice-bar, LemonJam is flirting behind the counter with his wife, seemingly happy together again.
LemonJam: Get your pert little bottom out of my way, dear, this gentleman wants a milkshake.
LEEZIDJ: I'm sure he can wait whilst I flaunt my thang.
LemonJam: Ouch, that was painful.
LEEZIDJ: Your flirting isn't poetry either, sonny-jim.
They laugh as LemonJam finally gives Picto the milkshake.
LemonJam: That's £2, please.
Picto: Uh, no thanks.
Picto legs it out of the bar as LemonJam shouts after him angrily. Outside, Picto bumps into Rory and Billy, and gestures for them to follow him. LemonJam gives chase but eventually gives up.

Scene Four:
At Iceman's house, the family are getting ready to open the bakery for the day. Iceman, Ash and Rèmy are watching breakfast news, talking over their toast and coffee.
Rèmy: Where did Loukas go, mom?
Ash: Good question, honey. He ran out before I could even ask.
Iceman looks down at his newspaper, feigning sudden interest.
Ash: Ice babe, you know you're no good at lying or hiding things from me. Do you know where he went?
Iceman: He did mention last night he was going to meet up with friends...Rory I think one was?
Ash: Oh, that kid's nothing but trouble. I don't want our boys associating with that crowd...they've been so good up until now as well.
Iceman looks down again, and is once again spotted.
Ash: What now?
Iceman: Nothing love. Not now anyway, I'll tell you later.

Scene Five:
At MarkWaldorf's headquarters, Hugo is tied to a metal plinth with chains. DamonJ is walking around the room with a barely-convincing attempt at a threatening demeanour. MarkWaldorf is sat on a throne located next to his morphing booth, and with controls to the plinth at his hands.
MarkWaldorf: We can't have people knowing about us, Hugo.
Hugo: But WHY? If we were out in public we'd get so much recognition. The fame, the money, the idolising...
DamonJ: Girl has a point.
MarkWaldorf: Oh really? Do you not even pay attention to the news any more, Hugo?
Hugo: Of course! I even have the New York Times on my Twitter! And Perez Hilton!
MarkWaldorf: Exactly! If Paris effing Hilton can't walk around LA without millions of paparazzi hounding her, how do you think WE, superheros, will be treated?
DamonJ: I didn't think of that.
MarkWaldorf: Of course you didn't. You were too busy thinking of grabbing yourself an Adnam Ghalib.
The three all hiss at the mention of his name.
MarkWaldorf: Then it's settled. We remain undercover.
Just then, an alarm buzzes and a radar screen lowers from the ceiling. MarkWaldorf unties Hugo from the chains as they listen to the voice.
MrGaryy: It seems, Spearsians, that there is an armed robbery underway at the train station. There are three burglars, each armed with handguns.
DamonJ: Spearsians unite!
They rush off to their booths and change into their costumes, flying off to the scene.

Scene Six:
DC Kaz has been keeping an eye on Andyman all afternoon. As car-partners, they have so far dealt with petty thefts all day. A voice on the intercom informs them of an armed robbery at the train station, from which they are three blocks away.
PC Andyman: That's just around the corner.
DC Kaz: Step on it. [On the radio] I want all units to the Oak Station immediately.

Scene Seven:
At the train station, the fugitives are holding a few civilian hostages. As screams and general confusion quickly engulfs the vicinity, the police car screeches to a halt outside. To the back of the station, there are three familiar flashes of light. The heroes are stood outside the back entrance, hiding as they plot their next moves.
Hugo: My Radar-
DamonJ: *RADAR!*
Hugo: Yes, it shows that the criminals are all close together, with their backs facing...east. This way.
MarkWaldorf: Right. DamonJ, use your Break The Ice to make a hole in the wall here. This'll take them by surprise, and then me and Hugo can disarm the assailants.
DamonJ rushes off to a barred window and draws a spray from his belt. He sprays the formula in a big circle, as the wall within begins to crystallize. Just as he's about to smash it to pieces, there is a voice on the megaphone from the opposite side of the station.
PC Andyman: Come out with your hands up! We have the proximity surrounded.
Hugo: Oh crap, he's going to ruin it for us. Damon wait!
But his warning is too late. Damon kicks down the iced-wall and bursts into the room. Hugo and MarkWaldorf fly in close after, and each of them take out the armed men mid-flight. A shot is fired in the confusion, and Andyman and several other guards burst through the doors, seeing the heroes.
PC Andyman: What the-!
But the heroes immediately vanish, seemingly teleporting elsewhere.

Scene Eight:
In a disused barn on the outskirts of the town, Picto, Rory and Loukas are smoking cannabis.
Picto: And then she said...she said...wait what was I talking about?
Loukas: Err, something about a kestrel. No wait...
Just then, a uniformed man enters the barn and confronts the three.
PC AMA: Well, well.

Scene Nine:
At Annie/Princess' dormitory, the teenagers are back from lessons. As Lauren and Mark prepare dinner, Princess is sat on the sofas with Annie, Ross and Zee.
Annie: So how long have you been keeping him on the sly, you scoundrel?
Princess: Can you blame me, with your reputation for gossip?
Ross: You're dating?
Mark: Duh! So naive.
Ross: Alright, Marco.
The group laugh and Mark rolls his eyes.
Zee: Umm, we've been seeing each other for a couple of weeks.
Lauren: That's, like, a record for you Princess.
Princess: Bitch!
Mark: Ooh, burn!
Annie: Aww, so sweet. But Zee, a word of warning. Any playing away like her ex did, and I'll single-handedly remove your-
Princess: Alright, alright! Stop smothering the poor boy.
They snuggle and Ross puts on a DVD of 28 Days Later.

Scene Ten:
Back at Iceman's house, PC AMA has brought Loukas home. He is incredibly stoned, and barely coherent.
Iceman: Oh God.
Ash: Loukas, what is WRONG with you?
PC AMA: Mr and Mrs. Ice?
Ash: Yes.
PC AMA: I found your son, and two of his friends, in possession of a large supply of marijuana.
Loukas: Aaha, dad, your hair is...red...

Closing Sequence:
As Ash and Iceman look angrily at their son, "The Saturday's 'Up'" begins to play. The scene cuts to PC AMA bringing home a stoned Rory to his brother and explaining the situation, as Daren hangs his head in shame. Finally, the scene cuts to Andy's bar where Lauren is working. As she flirts again with co-worker Matt, Ross is seen looking through the window, his eyes increasingly scowling. Music fades, end of scene.

[andyman]

:bigsmile:Enjoyed that, that andyman should shoot one of them at least.. :banana:

[Iceman]

Loukas a kestrel! hahaha

[Harry!]

Can you note next time I am in in it I have changed my name. Good episode btw.

[Shaun]

Yeah, I've put that in my notes Harry :tongue:

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Picto
Yeah, I've put that in my notes Harry :tongue:

Call me Madonna if you want. You could have a storyline about me changing my name.

[Tom4784]

Lol at the Adnan Ghalib thing.

[MarkWaldorf]

ROFL SHAUN!

[Hugo]

MarkWaldorf: Of course you didn't. You were too busy thinking of grabbing yourself an Adnam Ghalib.

LMAO
Love it.

[Shaun]

I took a huge risk in not googling his name, but it seems it didn't go too badly :p

[MarkWaldorf]

He's getting deported last time I checked.

[Shaun]

Flash! - Episode 17

Opening Sequence:

The Dandy Warhols' "We Used To Be Friends" plays as we witness Loukas sat in his bedroom. Ash is at the door with her arms folded. The scene cuts to Dezzy's house, as Hugo is playing with his breakfast. He receives a message on his pager from DamonJ and makes his excuses to BigSister. Finally, we see Ross walking through the town centre as his eyes fall upon Matt, who is opening up Andy's for the day's business. He throws a sarcastic smile Matt's way, just as Lauren walks up behind him.

Scene One:

Lauren: Guess who!
Ross: Either Miss World or someone equally beautiful. Oh, I was right.
Lauren: Oh, that was just cringe.
Ross: I apologise.
Matt: Hey, Lauren!

He runs up to her and hugs her, as Ross looks away with obvious annoyance.

Lauren: Hey, what time does your shift finish today?
Matt: Uhh, 4. You?
Ross: She starts at 6 this evening.
Matt: Oh.
Ross: Yeah, bye now.

He drags Lauren away suddenly, and she waves back at Matt apologetically.

Scene Two:

At Nickyy's house, Mrluvaluva is at the door. He lets himself in and Ninastar runs up to him and leaps in his arms. She is wearing a tutu.

Mrluvaluva: How's my prima ballerina?
Ninastar: Daddy!
Mrluvaluva: Uh, no Caitlin, I'm not your daddy.
Nickyy: Hey...Ninastar, can you go play in your room for a bit?

Ninastar runs upstairs obediently.

Mrluvaluva: We need to talk.
Nickyy: I know.
Mrluvaluva: About what happened, I...
Nickyy: It was a mistake.
Mrluvaluva: Oh.
Nickyy: I was drunk, and emotional...and you were too. I mean you'd just buried your wife.
Mrluvaluva: Yeah...

There's an awkward silence between them.

Nickyy: You agree, right? I mean, you don't...have feelings for me do you?
Mrluvaluva: Huh? Me? Of course not!
Nickyy: Good. Because I see you as a great friend and I don't want that...complicated any more.

He smiles and approaches to hug her, but whilst in his arms he pulls a pained expression.

Scene Three:

At Tom's house, the family are in the living area, when Billy emerges from his bedroom.

Tom: You can think again if you think you're going anywhere today.
Billy: It was one time, Dad, it won't happen again!
Tom: You know your junkie friends were arrested again yesterday?
Doug: Really?
Christina: Dad, go easy on him.
Tom: Don't tell me how to be a parent, sweetie.
Billy: Look, I need to go and get a tie for Prom.
Tom: Then you can go downtown with Doug.
Doug: Yeah, that'd be fine with me.
Billy: It's great to know how much you trust me. I wish you'd never come back for me.

He storms to Doug's car and waits in a sulk.

Scene Four:

On the outskirts of the town there is a mountain range, and the camera zooms in on a modern building Landscape windows are present throughout the building, and we can now see inside one. There is a long, curved desk at which several people are sat.

PC Andyman: So it's clear that the Spearsians are now out in public.
PC AMA: Indeed. And their superior crime-fighting skills are making us look mediocre by comparison.
PC Andyman: Exactly. So the genius plan AMA and I have come up with is this. We need to frame them for the attacks on the school - if the public believe that, they'll be outcasts.
PC NettoSuperstar: Excellent. Then finally we'll get the recognition we deserve.
PC Spike: But how do we frame them?
PC AMA: With faked CCTV footage of course. There's already uncertainty about them buzzing around the town; this doubled with the town's fear will make them easy to fool. So if we release a statement saying we've found something that vaguely relates to the Spearsians - word of mouth will get around. I'll send some faked footage to the local news station.

The group of rogue officers laugh together at how their plan is coming along.

Scene Five:

At the department store, Firewire and Harry. are shopping for suits. Ruth*Star is in the changing rooms trying on a variety of dresses, coming out to test for approval from her girlfriends. Billy enters the same area of the store with Doug.

Doug: Okay, look around. I'll be in the underwear section if you need me.
Billy: To help me put on a tie? No thanks.

Doug wanders off, and Harry. sniggers at Billy.

Billy: Problem, freak?
Harry.: Uh, no, just...I don't need my Dad to take me shopping.
Firewire: I'm thinking a pinstripe grey suit with white shirt.
Ruth*Star: Ooh totally! Pinstripe is so fetch!

A group of girls nearby nod in eager approval. Harry. wanders up to one of them and asks to talk to her away from the group.

Harry.: Hey, um, do you have a date for Prom?
Sarah.y2j: Er...no...
Harry.: Right, well, part of my whole new image around TiBBOaks is that I'm more confident and stuff, so I just want to come right out and say it - will you go to Prom with me?
Sarah.y2j: Eww!

She runs out of the department store and is knocked over by a bus.

Billy: Nice moves, Casanova.

Harry. lunges at Billy and the store's security quickly intervene. Doug comes back from where he was shopping to talk to a guard who has apprehended Billy.

Doug: I leave you for two minutes and you're in a scrap?
Billy: He started it!
Doug: Please, he looks about 12 at most.
Billy: He's the same year as me.
Doug: Whatever. Have you picked a tie yet?
Billy: Yeah, this one.

He holds up a burgundy-coloured silk tie and Doug goes to pay for it, apologising to the staff for the disturbance.

Scene Six:

At MarkWaldorf HQ, Hugo has just arrived to find DamonJ sitting in a bean-bag listening to his iPod. He clicks his fingers to attract attention.

Hugo: You buzzed me?
DamonJ: Oh, yeah, um. I need help.
Hugo: With? What is it?
DamonJ: It's been bugging for me a while. And I don't normally talk about major stuff like this, but...
Hugo: Are you gay?
DamonJ: EW WHAT?
Hugo: Sorry I just...carry on.
DamonJ: Well what I was going to ask is...

He holds up two similar pairs of shoes.

DamonJ: Black or charcoal?
Hugo: They're practically the same.
DamonJ: Forgive him Louboutin, he is uneducated in the realm of fashion.
Hugo: You can surely see why it's not a stretch for me to assume you're gay now, right?
DamonJ: Ugh, go pluck your eyebrows.

He continues comparing the two pairs of shoes and comes to no conclusion.

Scene Seven:

Back at Annie's dormitory, Mark is filming Ken and Lee making out on the sofa. Annie is acting as an impromptu fluffer, and offers critical advice on trivial matters.

Annie: Can we get some more light? You can't see the sheen.
Mark: Ugh, cut! Cut! Ken, Lee, go get a soda. Annie! Over here.

He drags her over into the dining area of the dormitory.

Annie: I just want things perfect - the last video only received 2000 hits. That made us just over £400.
Mark: I know, which is why we need to stop interrupting with the fluidity of the scene.
Annie: You're a porno expert now?
Mark: Honey, I'm a gay teenage virgin. What do you expect?

She rolls her eyes and drags a stand-up lamp from the corner of the room. She stumbles and the lamp falls and knocks Ken on the head, leaving a gash in his forehead.

Mark: Ken! Oh Ken! Babe! Talk to me! How many fingers am I holding up?
Ken: Seven. I'm OK Mr. Mark, just bleeding.
Mark: See what you've done now! Our lead role has a cut, imagine the kind of continuity Hell this will cause when we get to the fisting scene!

He takes off his beret and throws it on the floor, storming out of the dormitory.

Scene Eight:

At Andy's, it is now early evening. Lauren is working behind the bar, where Christina is sat drinking a WKD Blue.

Lauren: That would be £2.50 for the shitmongers, babe, but because I get discount it's only £2.
Christina: Where would I be without you?

Mark storms into the bar and sits down on a stool with a huff.

Mark: Double vodka and lemonade, bitch, and skip the wedge of lemon bullshit.
Lauren: Bad day at the office, honey?
Mark: You can say that again! Ken's got a cut on his forehead, thanks to Annie's interfering.
Christina: Is he OK? Who's Ken?
Mark: My Filipino rentboy.

Christina spits out some of her drink in shock.

Lauren: He's Vietnamese, and he's not your rent-boy.
Mark: Technicalities!

Ross comes in and pecks Lauren on the lips.

Ross: Cider and black please.
Mark: Ross! Favour!
Ross: I'm not letting you draw me naked again.
Mark: No, bigger favour. I need you to stand in for Ken.
Ross: Huh?
Mark: Ken. He's got a facial injury. I need you to fist Lee for like 5 minutes and-

Ross punches him in the nose.

Mark: My beautiful face!

Someone grabs Ross by the collar of his shirt and pulls him to his feet.

Ross: What the?!
Matt: Simple policy. No fights in here.
Lauren: Matt, it's OK, it was a joke.
Ross: Back off.
Matt: Oh yeah, or what?
Ross: Or this!

He plants a punch on Matt's jaw and he staggers over. Lauren leaps from behind the bar and separates the two, until Ross lashes out suddenly and hits her accidentally.

Lauren: You-!
Ross: I didn't mean to!
Matt: Get out!

He drags Ross outside and shuts the door behind him. Christina is mopping up Mark's nose with a tissue.

Christina: Never a dull day in TiBBOaks.
Mark: Nice story, Christina, but shut up and mop me.

Closing Sequence:

Instead of the usual music, the final scene flips between the living areas of various residents of TiBBOaks. We start off in LemonJam's house, where he and LEEZIDJ are watching the evening news. The camera continually cuts to others' houses, including Daren's, Dezzy's, Annie's and Tom's. The anchorman suddenly puts his finger to his earpiece and the autocue brings up a Breaking News story.

JOSHUAH!: This just in - what you'll now see on your screens, we are told, is new footage taken before and during the attacks on TiBBOaks school last week. It appears that there were three different-coloured flashes of light just as the first wave of explosions detonated, and eyewitness reports claim that three costumed youths were seen running away from the scene. No identification on the three youths is yet available, but police officers have stressed that they would like to question them with regard to the attacks, which are still unsolved.

[andyman]

Awww poor Sarah.y2j: being hit by a bus and nobody gives a dam, too busy with ties..


Sign of The Times.


The police are doing a fantastic job! Muhaha.

[Harry!]

I didnt get a prom date. :cloud:

[Shaun]

obump.

[Shaun]

Aw Harry, you'll get someone :P

[Harry!]

Originally posted by Picto
Aw Harry, you'll get someone :P

I wonder who? A tree.

[Shaun]

As lovely as just andyman and Harry. are, I'm not going to carry on if all I get is comments from two or three people :tongue:

[Shaun]

well **** you then.

[andyman]

Shame on you Shaun!

[Tom4784]

It muyst not end Shaun! That last episode was brilliant! The return of the vietnamese pornstars were hilarious.

[Annie]

I need some love! I hope my porn career lifts soon! I am loving this!

[Lauren]

Ross :sad: I thought I was worth more than a frivolous punch to the face, well... I WAS WRONG *runs off crying and pulling hair*

[andyman]

Shaun! Shaun? SHAUN?!?!

[Harry!]

This is good. You should not stop

[Z]

I'd just like to say, Shaun you're amazing, I'd never even come across this until today! :love: So funny, really well written, and I liked the random switch to incredulous storylines! :bigsmile:

[Annie]

Shaun I hope this has not finished.. I need it!! I need my daily fix!! You dont understand! Flash just like totally gets me! I dont feel right without! Just one more. This one time. I'll pay you back

[Shaun]

Haha thanks you two, I'll bring it back soon - it's just I've run out of ideas.

[Shaun]

Flash! - Episode 18

Opening Sequence
"Hello, I Love You" by The Doors is playing. We are reunited with the first glimpse of Annie's dormitory in 2 months. Little has changed except the occasional pieces of furniture. Mark and Lauren are slouched over some coursework whilst Annie and Princess apply makeup in their mirrors. The scene cuts to the Spearsians lair, where DamonJ's cape and costume is hung up on a peg. MarkWaldorf and Hugo look at it with a tinge of regret, before hearing a knock on the door. They go to answer it.

Scene One:
Hugo pulls the door open and in steps MrGaryy.

MarkWaldorf: Can we help?
Hugo: Don't be wasting our time.
MrGaryy: I heard you were looking for a replacement.
Hugo: That we are. Don't tell me you think you're up for it.
He looks MrGaryy up and down with an air of disgust.
MrGaryy: I'm trained in hand-to-hand combat, am able to fly, and spent a year with the Christinalites.
MarkWaldorf: Ah yes, I'm familiar with that bunch of wannabes. Why did you leave them?
MrGaryy: There was some confusion - some has-beens thought we were idolising this slag on a Big Brother forum, instead of the one and only Ms. Aguilera.
Hugo: But you do realise that Britney is Queen?
There is a pause.
MrGaryy: Of course.
MarkWaldorf: We'll run you on trial.
Hugo: Now hurry up, we have a Prom to prepare for.

Scene Two:
In a new house, TiBB Town old face, Hannah, is guiding some delivery men to unpack her furniture. Nicky walks up to catch up on some gossip.

Nicky: You look familiar...
Hannah: Really? That's odd. I'm Hannah.
Nicky: Nicky. Pleased to meet you.
Hannah: Um, you don't happen to know if a Dezzy still lives here, does he?
Nicky: Yeah, he does. Why?
Hannah: Ah, excellent.
She grabs a valuable lamp from a clumsy-looking boy and sets it down on a desk, whilst smiling to herself.

Scene Three:
At the Iceman bakery, Ash and Rémy are preparing for a day out, whilst Iceman waits impatiently.

Ash: Loukas! Come on!
Iceman: It's already 11am, for goodness' sake!
Loukas: I'm not coming!
Rèmy: No fair! I wanna go Legoland!
Ash: You'll do what your told, mister! Get your arse down here.

He storms downstairs and jumps in the car.

Scene Four:
Back at the dormitory, Mark and Lauren still look glum.

Princess: What is wrong with you two?
Annie: You're not still caught up over Ross are you?
Mark: WHAT ABOUT ME? Ken and Lee, the two loves of my life, were deported!
Annie: I know, baby, but I'm sure they'll get another VISA.
Lauren: I don't know what to do.
Princess: Well he's been leaving messages for you every day, and to be quite honest, I'm getting bored of it. I know he hit you, but surely it was an accident!
Lauren: It's the constant jealousy of Matt, and I can't talk to other guys like I normally do. I don't want to be made to feel like I'm always being watched.
Princess: Well tell that to him, then.

There is a knock at the door.

Princess: Speak of the Devil.

Ross walks in, holding another bunch of flowers. Princess and Annie make a hasty exit, whilst Mark walks to the kitchen, pretending not to listen.

Ross: I got these for you. Can we talk?
Lauren: That's what we're doing now...
Ross: I never meant to hurt you. I know I was a dick about Matt.
Lauren: I'm fed up with the jealousy. You're in no position to suspect people of cheating, after what happened with Annie, Christina...
Ross: I know, I know, I'll never do it again. Please take me back.

There is a moment of silence between the two, before Mark interrupts them with a wail.

Mark: Ken! Lee! Aaaah!

He runs off to his bedroom in floods of tears, whilst Lauren and Ross smile at each other.

Scene Five:
Chez Dezzy, Firewire, Harry, Ruth*Star and sarah.y2j are getting ready. Hugo, MarkWaldorf and Rizwan are also ready to go, but have a separate limousine from Hugo's brother and friends. They wave goodbye to BigSister and drive off, as "Gimme More" blasts from the back seats.

Dezzy: They grow up so fast...
BigSister: Don't, you'll start me off!

She walks back inside to help Ruth*Star with her hair, when Dezzy stops and sees Hannah across the street. He hurries back inside, shuts the door and slumps against it.

Scene Six:
In the Philippines, Ken and Lee are in a large underground lair with some fellow secretives. They are sitting in some plush sofas, whilst Ken points to a whiteboard with what appear to be plans on them.

Ken: So, we're going to return to the UK and fight the Spearsians.
Lee: And be reunited with my lover, Mark!
Ken: Uh, yeah. You do that.

There is a loud, sarcastic laugh, and the heads turn to see a man stood at the back of the room. He takes off a waistcoat and trilby, and puts away a pocket-watch. Stepping forward with the aid of a cane, he grins and shows a gold tooth.

Ken: And you are?
SirTech: You may call me Sir Tech. I'm a foreign investor and I have an interest in toppling the Spearsians.
JohnnyBB: Why's that?
SirTech: Let's just say their reign over the Music and Chat&Games forums has gotten to me. I want to establish a New World Order, where threads on menial topics and people such as Ashley Tisdale and Mariah Carey are commonplace.
Lee: But the people won't like it!
SirTech: Then we'll silence the people.

He turns and leaves, as the camera slowly zooms and fades in on his gold tooth.

Scene Seven:
At Gemma's house, she and her brother are eating dinner with some friends.

Gemma: There's more garlic bread here if anyone wants it.
Zee: So yeah, I heard from Sia the other day and she said she's currently in Italy.
Matt: Oh, wow!
Brona: I'm glad the whole...incident...is over now.
Doug: Same. Ever since Fom and the School, TiBB Town's been a very quiet place. And I'm not complaining.
Matt: So when you two going to get it together?
Brona: What?
Matt: You and Doug.
Brona: I've just buried my husband...

The air turns hostile, and Zee attempts to change conversation.

Zee: So who's going to Shaun's party?

Scene Eight:
As she steps out of the limousine with Firewire, Harry. and sarah.y2j, Ruth examines the surroundings. A slow song, "No Surprises" by Radiohead, is being played by the stoned DJ, Stu.

Ruth*Star: Wow, it's dead in here!

She is pushed out of the way as the song changes to Britney Spears' "If U Seek Amy".

Hugo: Move it! Sister's gotta move!
MarkWaldorf: Amen!

A few nervous girls and boys enter the dancefloor, and soon it is packed. To the side, Firewire and Harry. are talking.

Firewire: So, you going to make your move on Kornetto?
Harry.: I don't know...
Firewire: Why not? You're, like, 16 mate. Most guys our age have already done it...
Harry.: I'm not like most guys, OK!

The camera pans over to the dancefloor, where several couples are gyrating.

DamonJ: Love me! Hate me!
Rizwan: Say what you want about me!

The camera returns to Ruth*Star and sarah.y2j

Ruth*Star: Where's Conzors got to? He's not much of a date for you, is he?
Sarah.y2j: Well, he IS gay...

Scene Nine:
Outside, Conzors, Shaun and Billy are smoking.

Conzors: You haven't got anything a bit stronger, have you?
Shaun: Uh, no mate. We don't do that **** no more.
Billy: ****s you up, it does.

Conzors staggers off down a dark path, as an eruption of giggles and screams comes from the hall, and Shaun and Billy head back inside.

Closing Sequence:
As the kids dance to "Something Kinda Oooh" by Girls Aloud, the DJ, Stu, slouches in a corner. He lights up a cigarette with a match, throwing it in a bin. Smoke begins to billow from the bin, as the credits roll.

[Harry!]

OMG I loved this, Nice to see it being revamed with some new faces.

[Princess]

YAY IT'S BACK!

Loveeeee.

[Annie]

Loving the new characters and so glad to see this is back Shaun.

:love::love::love:

+K

[MR.K!]

Gave it a read. Its great! Well done !

[Shaun]

Aaaaw, thanks everyone :]

[thisisme2008]

well done, that's awesome

[Tom4784]

Woot! it's back! and I've got an intriguing new storyline!

[Shaun]

-scribbles out the words "Dezzy turns around and falls down a well, never to be seen again"-

[Ross]

Love it.

My character is so me. :hugesmile:

[Shaun]

LOL, in what way?

[Annie]

Looking forward to next episode :lovedup:

[Z]

Yay it's back! +K!

[Shaun]

i miss this.

[Tom4784]

We all do :sad:

[MarkWaldorf]

s0b tibboaks<3

[Shaun]

bump of the superior :idc:

[arista]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Business/Pix/pictures/2011/7/13/1310540907624/Workers-move-piping-at-a--007.jpg

Super Sonic Fast Broadband for Vickys Pub was installed today
by China West Coms.


The workman woke Zee Up as they dug under his table.

[InOne]

Maybe you can Conor can join forces? :tongue:

[arista]

Maybe you can Conor can join forces? :tongue:



Police barged in and Warned
InOne
that such a Sex Merger is against the Media €uro Sex Laws

[arista]

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/7/13/1310566038268/Rupert-Murdoch-and-James--005.jpg

A Media Baron enters offers Vicky
Big Cash if she sells her land.

[Ninastar]

oh god i cant believe i used to put xxxxx after everything i posted D: